Morning.

Eleven.

The mountains are covered with clouds, and a few thick clouds drift slowly, covering the scorching sun overhead, coupled with the shade of the trees on the top of the mountain, the cool wind spreads all over the mountains, which is very comfortable.

At this time, the top of the mountain is full of teachers.

"Dr. Chan is here?"

"Yo, all set?"

"What about bacon? Where is the bacon? ”

"In the second small drawer of the box, be careful, it's full of ice."

"Put the carbon on it!"

"Wait a minute, the people haven't arrived yet."

"Haha, my stomach is croaking."

"A male teacher will help us move the stove."

"Come on!"

The oven, the ingredients, it's all in place.

Zhang Ye came up to the top of the mountain with the two young teachers of the mathematics group, and when he saw this scene, he was also driven by the lively atmosphere to feel better, looking at the ingredients in that place, as if the fatigue of the past few days had been swept away, and he was waiting to have a good meal.

In the distance, Suna was drinking soda and chatting with a few female teachers beside her.

Many other male teachers have already opened a case of cold beer and started drinking. In the past, it was a rule that you couldn't drink alcohol, but now it doesn't matter.

"Professor Zhang, here."

"Over here."

Many people in the mathematics group were sitting in a gazebo, and when they saw Zhang Ye and a few colleagues arriving, they beckoned them over.

One person said: "Teacher Zhang, I heard that the candidates in Beijing are demolishing your platform?" ”

A female math teacher covered her mouth and smiled: "I also heard from the people over there in the high recruitment office, it is said that the movement is quite big, and the candidates are very fierce." ”

When Zhang Ye heard this, he was depressed and said: "Hey, don't mention it, you said I provoked someone!" Dude, I have to offend a lot of people this time, what am I trying to do! ”

Outside the pavilion, a teacher from the Li Zong group heard it, and asked sideways: "The paper changed this time is quite difficult, and the questions in your math group are also very difficult?" ”

A math teacher laughed and said: "It's not just difficult, you will know it when you look back, especially the questions that Mr. Zhang came up with, one by one is more than a pit!" ”

Man: "......"

After about ten minutes, the last wave of teachers who did not come also went up the mountain, and there was also Dean Pan of the mathematics group, but the head of the language group, Team Leader Yu, did not see it, and it was estimated that something did not come. Suddenly, the top of the mountain was full of fireworks, and there were charcoal fires everywhere, burning stoves, about counting, there were about six or seven ovens, enough for the dozens of teachers present to bake things, and the raw materials were also available, and they couldn't eat it all in one day.

"It's almost done!"

"Let's roast!"

"Come on, come on!"

"Let's bake the scallops first, it's hot, this one is easy to spoil!"

"The prawns also help me bake a little, thank you."

A few male teachers volunteered to start working in front of the stove, and not long after the ingredients were on the shelves, the smell wafted to the ground with the sound of Zrazla's grease.

At this moment, a middle-aged male teacher at Tsinghua suddenly said loudly: "Comrades, after so many days of struggle, the work has been successfully completed, now we don't have to think about anything, let's relax and relax, I mention yì, let's still have the old rules!" ”

A female teacher smiled: "Cheng! ”

Another slightly chubby female teacher also said, "Agreed! ”

A teacher in the language group: "Seconded! ”

The teacher of the comprehensive group: "Haha, no problem! ”

Many of them are frequent visitors to the proposition group of the Beijing college entrance examination, and some teachers have even participated in the proposition group for more than seven or eight years, except for some new faces who joined this year, such as Zhang Ye and Su Na and other young teachers, everyone else is no stranger to the "old rules" mentioned by the Tsinghua teacher. Don't look at the authoritative figures in the education field who are present, who is selected to stare at the school, the students have to be worried, but in fact, they are not as rigid as outsiders think, they drink too much and vomit, and they have to relax when they are busy and tired.

Zhang Ye didn't know very well, and asked Pan Yang next to him, "Dean Pan, what are the old rules?" ”

Pan Yang smiled and said: "It's not interesting for everyone to just eat, I forgot which year it started, every time the celebration banquet after the test questions, everyone will engage in activities, such as acting, singing, writing, dividing the teachers into several groups, which group loses will be punished for drinking or other punishments." ”

Zhang Yeyi, "That's it." ”

A middle-aged math teacher said, "Every year this session is interesting." ”

Zhang Ye was not very interested, this guy kept staring at the oven, hungry.

And the people began to take counsel, and they were gossiping.

"How will it be distributed this year?"

"In the past few years, it was a team of liberal arts teachers and a team of science teachers, but the suspense of the competition was too small, and science teachers were very scarce in literary and artistic activities, and every year our liberal arts teachers took the lead."

"Hey, our science teacher has won too, okay?"

"Haha, just once or twice, do you still remember Lao Zhou?"

"That's a win! And many of you who are engaged in liberal arts work are good at writing, dancing, writing and drawing, and it is still glorious to win our group of teachers who are engaged in mathematics, physics and chemistry? ”

"Let's be serious, but what's going on this year?"

"If you don't divide according to arts and sciences, you can't score according to school, right? Tsinghua Peking University has a big master, and there are too many teams, which is not easy to operate. ”

"Otherwise, it will be a man and a woman."

"That's right! This mention yì is good! ”

"I can do it!"

"It's also interesting to be divided into men and women!"

"What's the penalty for losing?"

"Penalty bar, so much beer."

"Good! Set? ”

"That's it!"

"Come on, who's afraid of whom!"

In today's state of being locked up in the mountains and unable to get out, everyone's enthusiasm for entertaining themselves is countless times higher than usual, regardless of whether the young teachers or the old comrades are very cooperative, and soon, all the teachers unanimously agreed to this group proposal, and everyone suddenly began to stand in the camp, with male teachers on one side and female teachers on the other. But in the end, the number of female teachers is significantly smaller, that is, two-thirds of the male teachers.

Some female teachers didn't agree, "No, there are too few of us." ”

Suna also smiled and said: "Yes, our female compatriots can't drink too much, and there are still few people, it's too unfair." ”

Liao Qi from the language group said: "Then what do you say? ”

A middle-aged female teacher said, "Then you can give us a teacher, at least you can drink for us." ”

As soon as the male teachers discussed, they didn't have any opinions, anyway, it was entertainment, so they said, "Okay, then you can pick someone, you can only be alone." ”

Seeing this, the female teachers immediately turned their heads and ears.

Many male teachers also straightened their backs, and still hoped that the female teachers would choose them, a little green in the thousands of flowers is also a reflection of popularity, even if they lose and help the female teachers drink some wine, it's nothing.

The female teachers pointed at them.

"How is Teacher Chu?"

"It's okay."

"Where's Mr. Wu?"

"Not bad, either."

"Oh, who's going to choose?"

"Gotta find someone who can drink."

"Or find someone who can help us win, ha."

Zhang Ye's enthusiasm to participate in their activities was almost zero, this guy had already broken away from the army, walked to a oven by himself, saw that the scallops were baked, and started to eat them, and from time to time he was blowing his scalded fingers. The taste is okay, it's almost minced garlic!

Suddenly, a female professor at Renmin University, who took the lead, stood up, "We decided. ”

Liao Qi asked, "Who are you looking for to go to your team?" ”

The male teachers all paid attention and pricked up their ears.

The female professor smiled, "Please ask Teacher Zhang Ye." ”

Hearing that it was his name, Zhang Ye, who was eating meat over there, looked back with a stunned expression, "Huh? ”

Liao Qi's eyebrows jumped, "Are you sure?" ”

The female professor smiled, "Sure." ”

Pan Yang beckoned: "Professor Zhang, don't eat yet, you have a difficult task." ”

Suna also beckoned to him, "Teacher Zhang, come on." ”

A female teacher said: "Hehe, with Zhang Ye here, at least in the field of literature, we won't lose, and even if the male teacher group makes some math problems or guess brain teasers, we have a 100% chance of winning, as for the rest, if you want to sing and dance or something, that's the strength of our female teacher, no one is afraid!" "Among the female teachers, almost all of them are English teachers, history teachers, political teachers, and geography teachers.

A female doctor said, "Teacher Zhang, it's up to you, are you okay with your drinking?" ”

Zhang Ye looked helpless, "I'll pour a cup, you have to carry me down the mountain if I pour it." ”

Suna revealed: "Come on, you, you've never drunk less than ever seen you, two bottles of beer can always be drunk, right?" Teacher Zhang, we are a bunch of female compatriots, don't drop the chain. ”

As soon as they entered the women's pile, many female teachers chatted with Zhang Ye.

"Xiao Zhang, I'm Sun Fang from the Normal University."

"Hey, Sister Sun."

"Please."

"You say?"

"Can you help me get an autograph for Zhang Yuanqi and Fan Wenli? My kids love both of them, aren't you their leader now? ”

"Khan, what kind of leader am I, I am the chief director of the show, they listen to me when they are doing the show, but not offstage, but no problem, I will ask for you, let's change the phone, and I will find someone to bring it to you when I go back."

"Teacher Zhang, I want it too."

"Yes, give me one too."

"I don't want anyone else's, Professor Zhang, you can sign me ten of your signatures first, and when you become a first-line star in the future, I can open an online store to sell your signatures."

Seeing Zhang Ye so popular, the male teachers were not very surprised. In their group of teachers, the most famous is of course Zhang Ye, not only academic fame, even if there is no famous mathematician, Zhang Ye is also a hot second-tier star in China today, those female teachers may not be able to call the names of some of their male teachers, but they must all know Zhang Ye, except for a few teachers in Chinese the Chinese group who have questioned Zhang Ye or looked at him unpleasantly, most of the other teachers still have no prejudice against Zhang Ye, naturally, The person who can make all female teachers agree on guò is him.