"Damn, you're burning down the house?"

"I'm cooking!"

Now I don't have time to fight with Yu Shiyi. On the stove in front of me, a large black pot was boiling hot oil, oil dripping everywhere, and fortunately I wore a large apron of coarse cloth, but the scorching temperature still made me sweat.

There was already a circle of melon-eating people at the door, and the big girl and the little daughter-in-law were all looking inside curiously, such a big formation, I don't know what kind of plane the beautiful landlord of the heart wall is doing.

Yu Shiyi looked at my mess all over the table, and he was a little unsure if I was going to blow him up: "What are you going to do?"

I looked at the boiling oil pot with a stupid face: "I want to make my own old godmother!"

Only Yu Shiyi could understand what I was saying, and the small flame that ignited in his eyes told me that he was fanatical and interested in this matter. So he quickly joined me.

A chopped beef, a fried tempeh, although the two of us did not have a single dialogue, but the tacit understanding was very high, and each other's hearts were burning with the small flame of revolution, which burned more and more, until we were stunned to see the old godmother in the bowl turned into a dry and mushy black and sticky ...... Stuff.

I poked at Yu Eleven: "You taste." ”

Yu 11: "...... Why don't you taste it. ”

Lao Wang coughed contrivedly twice: "Landlord, Yu Gongzi, let the girls and mothers-in-law do the rough work." ”

For such a clear persuasion and implicit depreciation, I patiently explained to Lao Wang: "Chili oil may be the most essential part of a dish, or it can be used as the only dish, and two or three plain steamed buns will be lowered." Its status is so important, and the practice is naturally very elegant. In my hometown, there is also a song that specifically asks others if they want chili oil to eat, and the song has something to do with you, called 'Lao Wang Wonton Stand', which has a classic lyric: 'Ah want chili oil?

Lao Wang didn't listen to my nonsense at all: "The landlord might as well let Aunt Wang try." ”

Aunt Wang stepped forward, gave me a polite blessing, turned around and began to chop beef. Yu Shiyi and I watched in amazement as she cut the beef into large pieces, heat the butter, chop the black peppers under the tempeh, and put the big black pot on the table smoothly - a bowl of oily red meat and delicious chili sauce magically appeared, with the refreshing aroma of meat sauce in the whole stove, Yu Shiyi and I were completely shocked.

I scooped up a spoonful of hot sauce and put it in my mouth, I rubbed it, mellow beef, delicious and spicy, delicate taste, fragrant lips and teeth, I feel that it is the taste of the combination of Lao Gan Ma and Xiaokang beef sauce - it is so delicious! Yu Shiyi probably understood when he saw my appearance, this foodie pretended to be very calm and instructed Aunt Wang: "Take it to the landlord's room, and bring five bowls of rice by the way." ”

Aunt Wang replied to him calmly: "On fire, the landlord and Yu Gongzi will eat less." "Look, look, talented people are so arrogant, I swallowed the beef in my mouth and quietly asked Yu Shiyi: "Why don't we take Aunt Wang to Jiezhou?" Yu Shiyi disagreed: "You can pull it down, it's good to go to Jiezhou and come back alive, you actually have to bring a cook." ”

It also makes sense, I reluctantly looked at the chili sauce, and followed Aunt Wang to the house, from the stove room to the hall house, God knows how it could be so far. When I finally arrived at the hall, I quickly sat down and stared at Aunt Wang to put down the rice and hot sauce, just waiting for her to come and eat a hungry tiger. Aunt Wang estimated that she could see the momentum of our side, so she put down the dishes and chopsticks and left.

Yu Shiyi and I are both Sven people, and when Aunt Wang went out and closed the door sneakily, she jumped up and down quickly towards the dining table in a few steps, picked up the chopsticks and grabbed it, and the hot sauce went down half in a blink of an eye. The five bowls of rice bottomed out at a fast speed, and we ate the spicy sauce with our mouths in vain, and we were screamed by the spicy while flying coolly.

The hot sauce annihilation station hit a seven-seven-eighty-eight, Yu Eleven Ge You lay down, raised his head on the couch and touched his bulging belly and sighed: "At this time, it would be good to have a bottle of ice Coke." ”

Yes, but modern life seems to have left us forever, and something as beautiful as Ice Coke may never be drunk. I learned from him touching his belly and burping, and asked Yu Eleven, "Do you want to wear it back?"

Yu Shiyi seemed to be melancholy, although he didn't delay at all, he reached out and filled his mouth with a spoonful of chili sauce: "I think about it, I miss my parents and my parents, I miss the boss and classmates of my research institute, I miss basketball and masturbation, and Xiao Wu......"

"Little Five?" My gossip nerves were suddenly touched, and I excitedly leaned next to his face, "Your girlfriend?"

Yu Shiyi paused for a moment, looked at me and smiled treacherously: "You guess?"

It seems that he refuses to say, it's a married couple anyway, there are only two of us in the world, how can the basic trust between this person and people still not be established? But I don't know what's going on, although the little five that Yu Shiyi misses is below his parents, teachers and classmates, his status in Yu Shiyi's heart is not even as good as basketball and masturbation, I still feel very panicked in my heart. Maybe it's because after a long time, I really regard Yu Shiyi as my only support, and I secretly pinched myself in my heart: Yu Shiyi is very likely to be a master, and Xiao San can't do it.

As soon as he finished the psychological construction, Yu Shiyi calmly added: "Xiao Wu is my dog." ”

Me: "...... Do you have five dogs?"

He was extremely angry this time, and directly rushed up to me and pressed me down on the couch: "My family has my grandfather, my father, my mother and me, and the dog is the fifth member of my family!"

What do dogs do...... I was firmly pressed under Yu Shiyi and couldn't move at all, the young boy had a lot of strength but was very careful and didn't hurt me at all, I could feel the warm temperature of his chest through the two layers of clothes, his body temperature seemed to be a little higher than mine, I don't know if it would be a little hot to the touch. The faint scent of smoke on his body seemed to come over without a moment, which made me feel so unreal. Maybe it's because just after eating, my eyelids suddenly started fighting, I was very sleepy, and my brain was dizzy: "Yu Shiyi, do you want to sleep?"

I felt Yu Shiyi Teng jump away from me: "Yun Mei'er, you rascal!

My black question mark face: "What?"

Yu Shiyi covered his chest and replied to me very delicately: "You just wanted to sleep with someone's house." ”

Me: "...... Yu 11! You stupid*!"