When I got up this morning, I decided to go to the market.

Yu 11: "......"

As a senior loser, I have always had a good word for my chopping hands: "Have you ever learned Mulan's words? Mulan has to 'buy horses in the east market, saddle shackles in the west market, bridles in the south market, and long whips in the north market', how can we do it without some equipment when we go to fight such a big Jiezhou?"

Yu Shiyi ruthlessly exposed my lies: "You look at your list, except for the skirt is rouge, you plan to go to lust and seduce the men of the entire Jiezhou City?" ”

I ignored this deep well ice: "Don't pick it, follow me!"

Don't jump over happily, this girl has grown rapidly recently, although she is a year younger than me, but she feels that she is almost taller than me, and more importantly, her chest has begun to surge. I remembered that last night Yu Shiyi asked me very confusedly: "Pigs don't eat as much as you, why don't you grow breasts, and you don't even have brains?"

I couldn't live this day, so I secretly asked her while pulling Bucai out: "No, is there wine in this era, is there papaya, is there milk?"

Bu Cai Meng blinked her big eyes and asked me, "Do you want to breastfeed, landlord?"

Hearing Yu Shiyi's smile about to pass, I became even more angry, and got into the carriage angrily, stamping my feet step by step, the coachman looked back at me several times in confusion, and the whole road was extremely stable.

Bucai looked at my solemn face cautiously, and said timidly: "Landlord, it's time for the market." ”

I've heard two sentences in my last life.

The first sentence is that there is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by a plate of crayfish, and if there is, then two plates.

The second sentence is that there is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by one lipstick, and if there is, then two.

So when I got out of the car and saw a rouge shop open next to the lobster shop on the left, my whole little universe was about to explode. Fuck Yu Eleven, eating and beauty is a woman's true life.

I excitedly ordered not to pick it: "Go and pack that crayfish in two portions first." Then he went headlong into the rouge shop. Wow, the rouge shop of this idea is really amazing, exactly the same as Watsons, dazzling, open shelves, and what's even more exciting is that now I have money, buy, buy, buy!

I was very bold and flirtatious with the shopping guide: "Bring me your best lipstick to try first." ”

The shopping guide girl reacted very quickly, she quickly understood what lipstick was, and brought over three cans of rouge with a smile to see the packaging: "The girl tried these three colors, especially this one, which is the famous 'Yun Meier same style'." ”

I was stunned to see the shopping guide girl cleverly said how this lipstick is how to show color, how to hold it, how to show whiteness for a long time, and interrupted her: "Is it the Yun Meier on the heart wall?"

"Alas, it's not that Yun Mei'er, the master of the cloud building. This rouge she used when she got married before, let me tell you, oh, it's absolutely beautiful. Yun Mei'er uses it, it can be seen how tall it is, many girls in the capital come to our store just to buy the same style of this Yun Mei'er, wipe it, you can also take care of the heart wall and marry Yu Shiyi. ”

I couldn't cry or laugh, and I wiped this inexplicable one of my same style, and soon I will be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of my life...... I reacted, it turned out that this is the legendary fan economy, and before I knew it, I also became an Internet celebrity. I took a closer look at the shop, the decoration was reasonable, the style was clean, and I liked it a little more, so I immediately decided: "Girl, call your store manager over." ”

Who knows that it doesn't matter if this sentence is said, the shopping guide's face suddenly turned half gray: "Girl, what do you think, you tell me, I must change, don't look for the store manager, as soon as he comes, my performance this month will be over......"

Yo, this store manager is really interesting, and the performance system is also very fast. I said softly to the shopping guide: "Don't be afraid, I am Yun Meier." ”

The expression of the shopping guide girl, how to describe it, like being struck by lightning? Or did she see a ghost? I was hesitating whether I should go over and persuade or stay put, don't scare more people, when I saw a sturdy man coming out of the room, at first glance, it was the kind of muscular man who often exercised, a typical European and American small movie queen male protagonist, and he was alive and well...... Ah no, I'd have to look up to see his jaw.

The man ran over and bent down to look at me: "Are you really Yun Mei'er?"

Although I knew that comparing my height with a man didn't mean much, this obvious bending action still hurt me: "I'm not Yun Mei'er, are you?"

"Okay! great!" The muscular man suddenly smiled, his mouth grinning to his ears: "You are my idol! I opened this shop for you! I knew you would definitely come......"

What Huangzi?

The shopping guide lady saw that I was still confused, and explained to me understandingly: "This is our shopkeeper, Zhu Xiaoming, our Zhu shopkeeper has always been a loyal fan of the owner of Yunlou, and also opened this rouge shop for you, which sells some rouge gouache that you have used." ”

The muscular man Zhu Xiaoming came back to his senses and smiled embarrassedly: "But the business is not very good, this place is in the easternmost part of the market, many people don't have time to visit here, and most of the people who come here are greedy for cheap, and the prices of the things in the store are high, so they often look at it and put it down." The rent is due next month, and I'm afraid this store will only be able to support it until next month. ”

I was relieved to hear this. I calmly said to Zhu Xiaoming: "I'm going to take down this store, you, give me a job!"

Zhu Xiaoming was dumbfounded, and I smiled at him with a fascination in my eyes: "Just kidding, Internet celebrities have done it, don't there be any Taobao stores like words? ”

The account book of the rouge shop is so clean that it can almost be summed up in one sentence: after the purchase is completed, there are not many items sold. I asked Bucai to give the silver to Zhu Xiaoming first, so that he could pay the next rent in a while, and then seriously discuss with him how to build this rouge shop. I listed a few major changes on the paper, confirmed them with Zhu Xiaoming one by one, and then set a date for completion. Lay the frame and polish the details, and when I was reminded of it, I realized that it was already afternoon in a flash, but the entrepreneurial strong woman like me was really a little interested.