The scene is boiling!

The Internet is also boiling!

The audience applauded with joy, feeling that Zhang Ye scolded too happily, those who know Zhang Ye know that he has come a very hard way, he has entered the bureau, has been banned by the radio circle, has been banned by Beijing TV, has been banned by Shanghai, and has been banned by radio and television, and now, Zhang Ye went to say a cross talk after being cornered, he didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, and there was a group of cross talk actors who wanted to ban him and boycott him, this is forcing people to death, no one can bear this kind of thing, of course they have to scold back, and make a world upside down!

Zhang Ye spread his hands helplessly, and said: "So, I see someone scolding me now, and when I see that there are always some so-called experts jumping out to educate me, I basically ignore them, and finally I have developed a pair of sharp eyes, and I have now achieved the realm of reading A-movies all over the world and having no code in my heart!" ”

The audience collectively coaxed: "Bah!! ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Okay, have you seen enough films?" ”

Zhang Ye nodded and looked at him, "I'll pay you back then." ”

"Huh?" Yao Jiancai glared and said, "I borrowed you?" ”

Audience: "Hahahahaha! ”

Tian Bin in the audience was also overjoyed, laughing cramps!

There were only a few young men and women in the audience dyed yellow and green hair, who did not laugh at all, but were still making trouble below, they were not close to the rostrum, but not far away.

A red-haired young man shouted, "Go down!" ”

A blue-haired boy shouted, "What are you talking about! ”

"What a broken cross talk!" The six or seven of them came together, and they all shouted, and there was a person who was obviously from the Republic of China who coldly burst out a Korean sentence to curse people, looking at him quite proudly, knowing that except for a few of them, no one else would definitely understand, and he was full of superiority.

The voice jumped up in the crowd, obviously a little harsh, and many viewers looked at them unhappily, who invited them to make trouble? Looking at this dress, at first glance, it is a fan of Li Anxu or Korean stars, and the audience knows that not only people in the cross talk industry are scolding Zhang Ye on the Internet, but also those Koreans and Ha Han fans who are scolding the most, and these people hate Zhang Ye to the bone.

In the front row, Tang Dazhang turned around, Xu Wenxiang and some cross talk actors also glanced back at those people, if others said that there was an audience below to make trouble during cross talk, they might be very unhappy, after all, people are performing, you have to have a minimum of respect, right? But now it is Zhang Ye who is performing, and these cross talk actors feel quite comfortable when they hear the sound of someone making trouble, and it is not harsh at all.

Stage.

Yao Jiancai heard it and frowned.

The scene was a little quiet all of a sudden, and the atmosphere changed a little.

Zhang Ye looked at the people below and smiled, not affecting anything at all because of these, but temporarily added a paragraph, "The topic still has to return to elegance and vulgarity." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Yes. ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "What do some people think is elegant? ”

Yao Jiancai was stunned, why didn't he say it according to the book? But also reacted quickly, "What's that?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Chongyang is flattering! ”

"Huh?" Yao Jiancai said.

Zhang Ye sneered: "Learn from foreigners, foreigners' things are good, foreigners' things are elegant, there are Ha Han's, there are Ha Ri, hehe, to tell the truth, in the past, it was our subject country, paying tribute every year, giving birth to a son, and having to be sent to us as a hostage, now you learn from it?" ”

Tian Bin applauded below!

Yao Jiancai smiled bitterly, "There is this phenomenon. ”

Zhang Ye said: "Sometimes I can't get used to it, children learn this, the hair is cut like something, high flat, smashed, mushroom bottom." Dyeed one red and one white, one red and one white, it really looks like spicy cabbage! ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Hey, this look is Ha Han's." ”

A lot of the audience is already laughing!

The eyes of those young men and women of Hahan widened, and they all had similar hairstyles, damn me! After Zhang Ye finished scolding, the cross talk world came to scold them again!

Zhang Ye still looked at them, "The trouser legs are fatter than the waistband of the trousers, the No. 36 foot wears No. 41 shoes, the big eyelashes are turned over, snap, and the hat is taken off!" ”

Yao Jiancai: "Wow, the hat is too light." ”

The audience likes to see it, look at the few Ha Han fans who made trouble before, and say in their hearts, you still dare to dismantle Zhang Ye's stage? You don't know that guy is the master of professional black Korea for 20 years! Provoking him? Aren't you scolding? However, many viewers are also very interested in what Zhang Ye will say, because in "Zhang Ye Talk Show", many people have heard Zhang Ye scold South Korea in the form of a talk show, but cross talk and talk show are obviously not an art form, they must be different, they really haven't heard of it!

Zhang Ye really fulfilled everyone's wishes, and said: "I heard that there are many talented people in Korea." ”

Yao Jiancai said happily: "That's a lot." ”

Zhang Ye's eyes lit up and said: "I heard that the people who can be in the world are all from Korea, such as the Buddha and the Confucian saints, they are all theirs, and I heard that even Teacher Yao is from their country." ”

Yao Jiancai hurriedly shook his hand: "I'm not." ”

Zhang Ye looked at him: "It would be great if you could, they don't know how powerful we are, send a few people who talk cross talk to South Korea, and they will die there!" ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Good guy, can you toss so much about cross talk?" ”

As soon as this paragraph came out, the audience burst into laughter, wonderful! This is so fucking exciting! It turns out that even if Zhang Ye doesn't use the shape of a talk show, he can scold the stick with cross talk, and not only damaged South Korea again, but also scolded the cross talk world!

There were a few cross talk actors who slapped the armrest of the chair!

Those Hahan fans also turned red and angry!

Zhang Ye was not finished, and said: "I heard that South Korea recently got a rocket, sitting on a scientist, and he wants to go to the sun." ”

Yao Jiancai stopped him: "Eh, you wait a while, go to the sun?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Yes." ”

Yao Jiancai Khan said: "How hot the sun is, it's a fireball." ”

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "Koreans say, go at night." ”

All the audience burst out laughing!

Yao Jiancai was speechless and said: "I've never seen such a heartless person, go to talk like a person at night?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Anyway, we don't understand the people in that place, let's be honest, it's a small country." ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "It's not too big." ”

Zhang Ye said: "It's not comparable to us, you look at our weather forecast, it has to be reported for fifteen minutes." ”

Yao Jiancai snorted, "We have a lot of places." ”

Zhang Ye said: "South Korea's daily forecast is just one sentence. ”

Yao Jiancai didn't know why he said: "What do you say?" ”

Zhang Ye pointed to the sky: "...... It's raining all over the country! ”

Yao Jiancai snorted: "A cloud is covered?" That's too small! ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Is there rain all over the country? Burst! ”

"Oh, I'm going to be there!"

"Hahaha! Teacher Zhang Ye's sword is not old! The loss of South Korea is simply explosive! Look at Mr. Zhang Ye's eyes, as soon as he says this, he will be energetic! Tick me off! ”

"God! Curse God! ”

"You say, Mr. Zhang, oh, how the hell is your mother's brain!"

"This is an impromptu joke, right? I definitely didn't write it in the book before, didn't I look at Yao Jiancai and was stunned for a moment, I almost didn't pick it up, this is for those troublesome Ha Han fans, made up a joke on the spot? Cow! Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye! Anything is at your fingertips! ”

"Look at those Ha Han fans, their faces are scolded green!"

Wave after wave!

After scolding, wave after wave!

After killing one piece and another piece!

It felt like saying: Who else??

Several Ha Han fans glared angrily at Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai on the stage one by one, but they didn't speak, and they didn't make trouble again, they knew that their gang couldn't scold the one on the stage even if they were together!

After the burst of laughter, there was silence below.

Zhang Ye blinked, "It's a little off, by the way, where are we talking?" ”

Yao Jiancai said helplessly: "I don't know either, you don't say it according to the book!" ”

The audience laughed, sure enough, this is a line joke added on the spot, Zhang Ye himself said that he was dizzy and couldn't take it back!

Tang Dazhang and many people in the cross talk world were waiting to see the joke when they saw this, but Zhang Ye's words made them unable to see it!

Zhang Ye went back and said, "There is rain all over the country...... There is rain in the country...... So! What exactly is elegance? ”

Yao Jiancai's body straightened: "Hey, you are recovering from life to life!" ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "I have to deduct the question back." ”

"You've turned too much." Yao Jiancai stroked his forehead!

"Hahahaha!"

"Ahh

Because there was an accident on the scene, a few Ha Han fans made trouble, so Zhang Ye temporarily changed the routine and temporarily inserted a paragraph, and the natural topic went farther and farther, this should have been a flaw, but in Zhang Ye's mouth, this mistake that was originally a flaw was turned into a laugh by him, which made the audience laugh, in Zhang Ye's mouth, saying cross talk seems to be like playing, everyone has heard such cross talk for the first time!

Yao Jiancai is actually convinced in his heart, and he talks to Zhang Ye in a team, he is really like a fish in water, very relaxed, he only needs to praise him, he only needs to hold Zhang Ye to be, other things such as mistakes on the field, joke changes, he doesn't need to worry about it, Zhang Ye can hold it all, just like the scene just now, Yao Jian knew that if he changed his old partner before, he would definitely be blind, and he would definitely let the audience see the problem, not to mention shaking the new burden on the spot, they may not be able to say it well according to the book. But in Zhang Ye's hands, these things don't seem to be a big deal, ripping off, chatting, a small flaw can become a burden, and the flaw becomes as if it has been arranged a long time ago, which makes the audience laugh. Zhang Ye's basic literacy makes Yao Jiancai, a professional cross talk actor, a little embarrassed.

Many viewers also have a question in their hearts!

Is Zhang Ye really a layman?

Is it the first time Zhang Ye has said cross talk? Never studied?