The atmosphere is getting hotter and hotter.

On stage, the cross talk continued.

Zhang Ye looked at the audience and said: "Some people question us and criticize us, we can all understand, no art form can be liked by people all over the world, some people say, I like Zhang Ye's cross talk, this is not wrong, some people say, I don't like Zhang Ye's cross talk, this is not wrong, but if the second type of person thinks that he is more elegant than the first person, it is very wrong!" ”

Bang Bang Bang!

"Good!"

"Well said!"

The audience applauded.

Zhang Ye added: "This is also the reason why they are always in 'two'. ”

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed.

Zhang Ye said: "Art does not distinguish between high and low. ”

Yao Jiancai nodded in agreement, "That's right. ”

Zhang Ye said: "Elegance is dispensable, but vulgar is inseparable, and everyone can't do without it." ”

"What do you mean by that?" Yao Jiancai asked.

Zhang Ye said: "It's easy to understand, such as oil painting, such as opera, such as ballet, can you die if you don't watch it?" You can't die, what should you do, but if you leave vulgarity, you can't live, garlic vulgarity? I don't believe you don't put garlic when you cook and fry eggplant! Are you stir-frying with coffee? ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Where is there coffee for stir-frying." ”

Zhang Ye said: "-pee-fart vulgar? If you have the ability, don't go to the toilet for the rest of your life! ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, that's not suffocation!" ”

Everyone laughed!

Zhang Ye tilted his head: "Isn't it?" ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's the truth." ”

Zhang Ye is more and more energetic, seeing that the audience's love is high, he also let go today, and said: "Some people still scold me for not understanding cross talk, saying that I am insulting this art, I am different from Mr. Yao, Mr. Yao is a serious cross talk actor, I have played elementary school, I don't, people who know me know that I am a broadcasting and hosting professional, this is my old profession, so unlike other contestants, in this cross talk industry, I am indeed a layman, but a layman is a layman, if you say I don't understand cross talk, that's not good, Then I'll have to break with you! ”

Layman?

But understand cross talk?

Yao Jiancai was puzzled: "How do you say this?" ”

Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said: "I don't know what the mentality of those who scold me for not understanding cross talk and not knowing cross talk, what does it mean to understand in your eyes?" What does it mean to be will? ”

In the seating area of the 100 groups of contestants, one person shouted coldly, "Fill your mouth!" ”

This time, the audience didn't heckle, but the group of contestants did.

"Here's one!"

"yes, let's have a mouthfill!"

"This is the basic skill of cross talk!"

"Since Mr. Zhang understands cross talk, let's see and learn!"

The few participating cross talk actors who coaxed each other didn't hold back their good ideas, what is a mouthful? It's a long story of a bunch of complex words, vocabulary and story content "dangdangdang" poured into a paragraph without stumbling in one breath, several traditional jokes in cross talk have these, this kind of thing, it's not a difficult question, this is all tempered from a young age little by little, those cross talk actors who are halfway out of the house, they don't necessarily say it after a few years of learning, even if those professional cross talk actors who have followed their masters to learn cross talk since childhood, more than half of them can't say it, even if they can barely say it, it's very difficult, Mistakes can be made, or the speed of speech is extremely slow! Therefore, it is very difficult for a professional cross talk actor, let alone a layman.

The audience naturally knows this.

"Irrigation?"

"Damn, these people are making trouble again!"

"Teacher Zhang, don't bother with them!"

A group of players whose strength is not as good as Zhang Ye's strength, and they can't do Zhang Ye in cross talk works, so they follow the cross talk industry to boycott Zhang Ye and shout to cancel his qualification, which has made many viewers disappointed in them, but now with the scene, these people have come to stab Zhang Ye's knife again, and many viewers are very angry, thinking that these people are too ignorant, their skills are not as good as others, and they are still tossing!

Yao Jiancai pretended not to hear, irrigation? He can't even do this, at most he can barely say a little bit, he is a joker, and he doesn't learn much, so he can't solve the siege for Zhang Ye, so he simply ignores the clamor of those people.

However, Zhang Ye did not ignore it, "Irrigation? ”

"yes!"

"Yes!"

"Have the ability to get one!"

Those contestants didn't know that it was a live broadcast, they all thought that the camera was not recording, so they didn't have any scruples, I heard Zhang Ye scolding them alone, scolding them all by one, and these cross talk actors were dumbfounded, and they also wanted to get the scene back! Can't scold you? Okay, then let's speak with real skills, the basic skills of cross talk actors have been polished for more than ten or even twenty years, they really don't believe that Zhang Ye can say that Guan Kou is beautiful, even these newcomers, there are few who can say good!

Zhang Ye smiled: "Oh, in your eyes, only those who can speak can be called cross talk?" ”

Yao Jiancai gave him a look.

Zhang Ye didn't see it, "Okay, there are so many people today, I think everyone is looking forward to it, then I'll give you a paragraph, are you willing to listen, willing to listen, or willing to listen?" ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Are you all willing to listen?" ”

Tang Dazhang was stunned.

Other cross talk actors were also slightly confused.

What do you mean? The surname Zhang is really what you want to say? Will he him!

When the audience saw this, they were stunned for a while, what? Could it be that Teacher Zhang is really your mother would say? No, I can't! They're looking forward to it, too!

Zhang Ye smiled: "What do you want to hear?" ”

A female audience member shouted: "Report the name of the dish!" ”

This mouthfilling, Zhang Ye once said a little bit in the talk show, that is, he simply said the first few dishes, but did not say the whole thing, maybe those who watched the talk show thought that Zhang Ye would only be able to take the first few dishes and not be able to do it later, after hearing this, Zhang Ye smiled and said immediately:

"I invite you to eat, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, boiled salted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised assortment, braised goose, braised shrimp, braised shrimp, boiled shrimp, wild chicken, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash horse, braised duck kidney, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tube, stewed white eel, stewed yellow eel, bean drum catfish, pot roasted catfish, Braised soft-shelled turtle, pot roasted carp, fried carp, soft fried loin, soft fried chicken, assorted sausages, sesame ghee rolls, boiled fresh mushrooms, boiled fish breasts, boiled fish fillets, boiled fish belly, vinegar boiled meat slices, boiled white mushrooms, stewed three fresh, fried whitebait, braised eel, steamed ham, fried white shrimp, boiled green clams, fried noodle fish, boiled asparagus, hibiscus swallow vegetables, fried liver tips, fried liver guan'er, fried belly kernels in oil, fried belly collar in soup, fried gold silk, braised silver silk, fried sugar dumplings, sugar water chestnuts, honey yam, fresh peach ......"

After this long paragraph, those contestants were stupid!

Tang Dazhang, Xu Wenxiang and those cross talk artists also looked at each other in amazement!

No one expected that Zhang Ye not only spoke up without thinking about it, but also didn't make a stumble, and even the pause for ventilation was imperceptible, and even, compared to the mouths of ordinary professional cross talk actors, Zhang Ye actually spoke faster and more smoothly than them!

The speed of speech is like flying!

Zhang Ye was still saying: "...... Red meatballs, white meatballs, boiled meatballs, croquettes, three fresh meatballs, four happiness meatballs, rice balls, sunflower meatballs, dumplings, tofu meatballs, red stewed meat, white stewed meat, loose meat, button meat, barbecue, sauce meat, lotus leaf marinade, Yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, sauce tofu meat, jar meat, canned meat, ingots meat, Fulu meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, roasted elbow, grilled elbow strips, steamed mutton, roast mutton, spiced mutton, sauce mutton, three kinds of spicy mutton, three kinds of fried meat, roasted purple gaier, stewed duck offal, boiled white offal, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, sharp live carp, plate duck, tube chicken! ”

Finished!

There are a lot of dish names!

The audience was also counted as one, and they were all shocked!

Even Yao Jiancai, his partner, looked at Zhang Ye with his eyes, and he was a little blind, even he didn't know that Zhang Ye had this skill, I cǎo, can I say it? Not only can you say it, but it's better than what professional cross talk actors say? Impossible! When did this kid practice!

In fact, Zhang Ye doesn't need to practice at all, there is a memory search capsule that has already imprinted those cross talk jokes and the like in his brain, Zhang Ye is a broadcasting professional, and he has a must-have mouth, saying that this is naturally the same as playing, and even after he finished speaking, he didn't even take a breath of air, it was very relaxing.

There was a cross talk contestant who didn't believe in evil, his face changed, and he shouted: "Geographical Map"! ”

Zhang Ye said in the next moment: "Benbei Daguan, take Hebei Street, Dahongqiao, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexiwu, Anping, Matou, Zhangjiawan, Bentongzhou Bali Bridge, enter Beijing Qihua Gate, and exit Beijing Desheng Gate." Go to Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglongqiao, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhuafu, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigoubao, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong, Gushan, Hongcibao, Fengzhen, Suji, Jining, Sanchakou, Shibatai, Zhuozi, Sandaoying, Qiying, Taobuqi ......"

Once again, the crowd was dumbfounded!

But Zhang Ye hadn't finished speaking, and a large part of it crackled without panting, "...... Take Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, Luanzhou, Guye, Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Xinhe 50 neighborhoods, Dongxinzhuang, Junliangcheng, Xinhe, Zhangguizhuang, Zhuangzi, the Second Cultural Palace, Qianzhuang, Dajiagu, Trolleybus Factory Dawangzhuang. After Jiefang Bridge, Binjiang Road, Heping Road, Nanshi, this is the Great Wall Theater! ”

At this moment, many viewers stood up at once!

"Good!"

"Holy!"

"It's so good, Mr. Zhang!"

"That's a beautiful thing to say!"

The applause suddenly erupted in the venue, deafening!