Yu Shiyi must be tired tonight, he fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow, and he snored, like a pig. Of course, he must say that even a pig is a handsome pig.

But I couldn't fall asleep tossing and turning. Now I am used to sleeping in Yu Shiyi's arms, I used to think that I would definitely not be able to stand sleeping with others, but now when it is time to sleep, I get into Yu Shiyi's arms and pill on his arm to find a meaty place.

I once asked him seriously: "You don't react to a big beautiful woman lying in your arms every day, are you a straight man?"

Yu Shiyi hehe: "Female orangutans are more seductive than you." ”

Can I bear this kind of insult? I angrily turned over and pressed directly on Yu Shiyi, Yu Shiyi smiled evilly, and picked up one of my thin short legs.

And then...... I found our postures to be extremely ambiguous. I was lying on Yu Shiyi's body, face to face, chest to chest, he was carrying one of my legs, and the root of his thigh* was close to my lower abdomen. Damn, I felt the muscles there slowly hardening.

Yu Shiyi's voice was also dyed with a hint of hoarseness: "Feel it?" I nodded and shook my head: It's too embarrassing, hurry up and roll down, just learn to bury yourself under the pillow as an ostrich, I heard Yu Shiyi's voice with a smile: "I will try this position with you in the future." ”

Position your sister!

Thinking about this story, I reached out and pinched Yu Shiyi's nose fiercely. Yu Shiyi couldn't breathe well in his sleep, shook his head from side to side very unpleasantly, and fell asleep again.

I continued to snuggle up in his arms and take out my phone to play, and after a while, I looked sleepy and hazy and wanted to fall asleep. Before falling into the dream, I suddenly remembered in a daze, Wan Qi Qingliang shouldn't come, right?

Sure enough, it didn't come. I slept peacefully all night, sleeping soundly, and I was very dissatisfied with my sleep, and I was dragged up before I could measure it for eleven days.

Yu Shiyi picked me up from the bed very ferociously: "I'm going to drive to Fangshan this morning, you hurry up for me!"

I followed him in a daze, there was still a bowl of paste in my head, and even breakfast was a small longan bun that Yu Shiyi stuffed in his mouth, and I swallowed it without chewing it. Yu Shiyi called the servant to take away the luggage, he carried his schoolbag on his back, and went downstairs with a fritter in one hand and me in the other.

As a tourist city, the transportation around the city is quite developed. I looked at the mighty carriage at the horse station, which was much more spectacular than the rain city. Yu Shiyi raised his voice and asked, "Who is going to Fangshan?"

A few people rubbed their hands and came over: "Young Master, Madam, go to Fangshan, get in my car, and let's go." ”

Yu Shiyi picked an honest looking person to follow, and asked him, "How long does it take to get from here to Fangshan?"

The coachman came casually: "It's usually only two or three hours, very fast." ”

The carriage here is relatively small, and the decoration is more luxurious, with three wide benches on it, and if you make two people, you can sit in a total of six or seven. Yu Shiyi was very satisfied with it, it was a comfortable carriage.

I sat down with Yu Shiyi, leaned my neck and slept on his lap. Yu Shiyi played with my hair and was helpless: "Everyone in the girls sleeps on their shoulders, how can you sleep on your thighs when you sleep like this." ”

I ignore him and I sleep.

The coachman's words proved to be untrustworthy, and after three hours he stopped the carriage: "Rest in between, come down to eat!"

Yu 11: "Didn't you say that it would usually take two or three hours to arrive?"

Coachman: "Today is not ordinary. ”

Yu Shiyi rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat the coachman, so I stopped it, and I was not in a hurry, just got off the car to go to the event, and I was also a little hungry.

This time, the carriage stopped in a very lively small service area, with a small restaurant and a lot of snacks. I was pleasantly surprised to see a woman buying plum blossom cakes, bought two and handed them to Yu Shiyi: "I liked to eat this in my last life, you can taste it." ”

Yu Shiyi's eyes lit up when he took a bite. We finished our hot meal, and we felt like we were all full of strength. After getting into the car and running for more than an hour, the coachman roared: "Fang Shan has arrived!"

Yu Shiyi got out of the car first, and I followed. Just as he was lifting the curtain of the carriage, he heard Yu Shiyi say loudly: "Hold the grass!"

I still have a black question mark face here, so I quickly got out of the car to take a look, and I couldn't help it: "Hold the grass!"

Fang Shan, this is actually Fang Shan.

Is this embarrassing to call a mountain?

It's an uphill road at best!

The mountain in front of us is Fang Mountain. There is probably a slope as high as the uphill slope, and the kind of slope that starts uphill. Above are flat fields and houses. Having lived in ancient times for so long, I have learned how to tell if this place is suitable for survival: if the land is flat and has green leaves, the economy of the area is relatively developed, and if the land is uneven and there are no crops on it, you have to be more careful. So although I was a little disappointed after watching this scene, I was still very relieved, and I pulled Yu Eleven: "Let's go, find a place to live first." ”

Yu Shiyi raised his hand to indicate that there were two bunker-like mountaineering bags in his hands: "What should I do with this equipment?"

I was really miserable by the fat boss of that sporting goods store. I raised my eyebrows, what else could I do, throw it away?

The coachman came over to make fun: "The young master bought it at the market around the city, right? Not to mention, no matter which line you run, you can meet the tourists who were pitted by that family, and you can use a lot of equipment with a large bag." Either you throw it away, and leave it to me to go back and sell some broken copper. ”

Yu Shiyi and I are not stupid, I don't know if we are slaughtering one and collecting the other, wait until the coachman goes back to the city to sell this set of equipment to a sporting goods store at a low price, and directly deceive people again in the future. Yu Shiyi didn't pay attention to the coachman at all, and threw the two mountaineering bags directly into the sewage pit at the foot of the mountain. This time the recycling could not be recovered, and I saw the driver looking at us in pain.

I think of a meme I used in my last life: "If you see this little flower, I won't give it to you if I throw it away!"

Traveling lightly, he soon saw the city gate. The city gate is bustling inside and outside, and the gate is still pasted with the emperor's list like a TV series. Yu Shiyi and I were very interested in taking a look, and sure enough, we couldn't understand it, so we had better settle down first when we entered the city.

Not long after entering the city gate, I saw a famous store that is famous in ancient and modern times-Yuelai Inn. Yu Shiyi is very jelly, I am also very jelly, we especially want to take pictures at the door of Yuelai Inn, but in ancient times, it was not too arrogant to take out the mobile phone to take a selfie. In the end, we wrapped the mobile phone tightly with a handkerchief, Yu Shiyi stretched out his right hand to hold the phone, and his left hand hugged me in his arms.

Yu Shiyi carefully studied the photo: "You actually deliberately shrank your face back! Shameless!"

I also leaned over: "Do you have P map software installed on your phone? ”

Yu Shiyi stopped me from looking, and when I went up to grab his mobile phone, I heard a weak voice: "Are the two of you sharp-tongued or staying in the hotel?"

We turned around together, and the shopkeeper was scared by us. I was kind: "Stay in the hotel, stay in the hotel." ”

Xiao Er recovered happily, said "yes", and led us to the front desk. I habitually found a place nearby to sit down and wait for Yu Shiyi to pay the money, but I saw Yu Shiyi also sit down next to me.

The shopkeeper put on a confused expression again, I was also confused, and I asked Yu Shiyi: "What's wrong with you?"

Yu Shiyi rolled his eyes: "Isn't all the money here for you, wife?" I spent the last bit of silver when I took a taxi. ”

I got up and went to the front desk to take a small piece of silver: "Open the room!"

The shopkeeper looked at me, probably suppressed by my momentum: "How many rooms does the woman want to open?"

"One room with a big bed. "Yu Shiyi's arms are long, and he refuses to give me his arms as pillows for the small bed.

The shopkeeper's eyes were obviously a little more playful, and he must have misunderstood.