Yu Shiyi was still not satisfied after sucking the noodles, so I teased him: "You open your mobile phone to search for a nearby takeaway restaurant?" He was arrogant again: "I need takeout? Isn't there a pack of instant noodles left yesterday? ”

I took out the last oiled paper bag and gave it to him in distress, and watched him put the meat sauce after putting the dough cake, the hot water was rushing, and I rolled my eyes when the aroma hooked, and I didn't even bother to hide my saliva after swallowing it, and gave Yu Shiyi a joke. He said to me, "I've made a lot of kitchen work today, don't worry, I can't eat without your instant noodles." ”

Quite proud...... I don't know what to be proud of ==

While Yu Shiyi was eating instant noodles, I was going to play on his mobile phone. Yu Shiyi's mobile phone is crazy, and there is no shell with a naked screen. pestered him to unlock me, and I was surprised to find that there were several stand-alone games in it.

There is also a stand-alone version of the Three Kingdoms Kill, and I see the inner cow full of faces - how long has it been since I played the Three Kingdoms Kill......

Itchy hands fought against three robots, and there was no suspense about winning. I was tired of going down a few games, so I asked Yu Shiyi: "Do you have anything interesting in your hands?"

Yu Shiyi raised the bowl and drank instant noodle soup: "There are a few small movies in the player. ”

Me: "......"

Yu Shiyi drank a mouthful of oil and teased me contentedly: "Lie to you, I have a lot of e-books in it for you to read." ”

E-books?

I was shocked when I opened the APP: Yu Shiyi has countless e-books in different categories, including science, society, medical care, literature, and other five folders, I opened the literature class and found that there are many complete girls' romance novels in it, and there are many of them that I have always wanted to read. I was excited: "Pass it to me!"

Yu Shiyi hehe: "What do you take?"

The days without the Internet are really hard.

So one afternoon, I was very happy to read novels with Yu Shiyi's mobile phone, and I didn't think about him, although he looked like he was idle and wanted to talk to people.

Yu 11: "Yun Mei'er doesn't think we may be cheated by the shopkeeper who sells suits?"

Me: "Hmm. ”

Yu 11: ......

Yu Shiyi: "Yun Mei'er, do you think we should first check if there is a place to eat on Fang Mountain?

Me: "Hmm. ”

Yu 11: ......

Yu 11: "Yun Mei'er doesn't think we may be cheated by the shopkeeper who sells suits?"

Me: "Hmm. ”

Yu 11: ......

Yu 11: "Yun Mei'er, what do you want to eat at night?"

Me: "Meat." ”

Yu 11: "Yun Mei'er, you talk to me!"

I looked away from my phone and looked at him reluctantly: "When you boys watch Japanese romance action movies, can you accept that others suddenly shout to stop?"

Yu Shiyi was ashamed of my straightforward metaphor and had nothing to say, so I turned my head and continued to read.

Yu Shiyi must have been angry, he slammed the door and left. I ignored him and read the novel by myself. This is also a story of time-traveling, a woman travels to the Qing Dynasty to be a concubine of a lord, and then step by step to the throne and finally becomes a story of side Fujin until the queen. This story is more than 5M, the one I watched in bed with relish, while also taking the time to ponder about my own life: why do people dress as a handsome guy's wife every day and just fall in love and have children, and occasionally compete for favor, I still have to be a good royal sister to take care of the tower, and I have to deal with an irregular aunt Yu Shiyi.

It's really more human than human, and it's infuriating. I was sighing and reading again, and I noticed that my stomach was a little flat. When I looked up, I realized that it was already a little dark outside the window. I habitually opened my mouth and shouted: "Yu Eleven!"

No one answered. I straightened up and searched the whole room with my eyes, this room is so big, where did Yu Shiyi go?

I reluctantly got up and went out to ask the girl next to me, "Where has the young master gone?"

The girl's service attitude is very good: "I don't know." ”

All right...... I'll find it myself. The place where Yu Shiyi can haunt is either the kitchen or the dining room. I looked around, and now I saw a few old women in the kitchen frying noodles, and the fried noodles were in full swing. I looked at this scene a little familiar, and asked them, "Did Yu Gongzi ask you to do it?"

The old woman happily replied: "No, you can eat this for half a pack of silver." Those who have money to burn buns are in the dining room. ”

Sure enough, I found Yu Shiyi in the dining room, but this guy still has a conscience, the table is empty and he doesn't seem to have ordered, he sits next to him, looking at the menu and waiting for me.

I was embarrassed: "You can just order, you don't have to wait for me." Let's look at it. ”

The little brother next to me smiled knowingly, and I didn't know what I meant, when I saw Yu Shiyi reaching out for a toothpick and picking his teeth: "Who is waiting for you? ”

The little brother who came to settle the account next to him came at a very good time: "Young master, the appetizer is Songhua egg and salted duck, the main dish is eight-treasure beef, old fish, shrimp and crab pot, followed by hot and sour soup." Do you pay for your food now or do you pay with your wife?"

I couldn't bear it: "You actually eat so many delicious foods behind my back!

Yu Shiyi was triumphant: "Who told you to just read novels all afternoon, and you ignored me." ”

I thought to myself, if I knew that you would have good food, I would have ignored you a long time ago, who would have trouble with food. Thinking about it, I took a look at the menu and felt that I couldn't finish everything, so I simply ordered a stir-fry and asked for rice to eat. I don't know why, I think Yu Shiyi's expression when he looks at me is full of sympathy.

I bit my chopsticks and thought, I know where the crux of the problem is. The money is all in Yu Shiyi's hands, and I don't have a penny here. How else to say that the economic base determines the superstructure. I looked at Yu Shiyi seriously: "Give me the silver!"

"Give a reason first. ”

"We came out together, and we should have been half of us. ”

"I borrowed all the money from Miss Cheng Zilu, and I didn't borrow it in your name. ”

Look, look, when it comes to money, this man reveals his true nature. If you don't have a marriage and love emotional program, if you want to capture a man's heart, you have to grab a man's passbook. Thinking of the countless news I had seen about my husband helping Xiao San beat the original partner, I was angry in my heart, and when I stood up, I stretched out my domineering hands to Yu Shiyi, and shouted: "Which family in the world is not the wife who is in charge of the passbook?"

Yu Shiyi was frightened by me and immediately gave me the small purse containing silver, I took the purse and thought happily, it is really hard and not soft. Yu Shiyi was also very calm: "Wife, I will ask you to take care of the money in the future." ”

Wife, your grandmother has legs!