"Is Madame pregnant?"

Early in the morning, the girl who served breakfast scared me out of the blue. I put down the bun and touched my face, and I haven't grown a double chin recently, and the girl quickly explained: "I see that Mrs. has to smear chili sauce when she eats steamed buns, thinking that Mrs. is pregnant with a daughter." ”

Yu Shiyi was very calm: "She just can eat, she eats everything she sees, and she also eats chili sauce." ”

I woke up too early to worry about him. Today, we have to take a horse-drawn bus to the next city. After swallowing the last bite of the bun, I took my high-quality Chanel to the restaurant and drove it all the way to the bus stop. It's still raining outside, but it's a rare drizzle, and it's a bit wet.

When I got out of the car, I found that this place was a clearing, to put it bluntly, and there were four or five carriages in it, which were larger than the usual carriages, and the coachmen were still chatting with each other while eating breakfast, and when they saw us coming, they all came over and asked us where we were going in dialect.

Yu Shiyi didn't know who to ask, so he raised his voice and said, "Who is going to ring the city?"

There was only one carriage going to the ring city, and the coachman looked quite honest, so let's get on the carriage and sit in it. When I got into the car, I saw that there were dense small benches inside, and it was estimated that there could be more than a dozen people, and there were already five or six people in it, all of whom looked like ordinary people, and they were dozing off early in the morning. Although Yu Shiyi and I are quite rich, after watching this scene, we have an inexplicable sense of intimacy, so we found a place to sit down. Yu Shiyi secretly told me that when he was in college, he was in a city far away from home, and he had to take a long bus trip every time, which was not much different from such an environment. I also told him that I went to a volcanic park in Fujian by myself, and I did a long long bus ride alone, and my mobile phone was out of battery again, so I didn't know what time it was or where I was.

"The people in the car happened to be elderly, and none of them could speak Mandarin, and I was so big at that time that I would sell them wherever I wanted, and I guessed that the children were in elementary school at this time. "I was very interested in talking to Yu Shiyi.

Yu Shiyi poked my head: "If you want to travel back, don't toss yourself so much, society is still quite chaotic, if there is really a good one, the life of the little girl's family will be ruined." ”

After thinking about it, he said, "It's okay, with me watching, I won't let you continue the adventure." ”

I scoffed at Yu Eleven's inexplicable confidence: "Are you sure you can still look at me after the crossing?"

Yu Shiyi was very confident at all: "Definitely, unless you have a boyfriend." Hey, you didn't even have a favorite before, did you?"

"Yes, a colleague from my company, recruited by the campus together, is my male god. But before it could be developed, I came through. I've been wearing it for so long now, and I don't know if I've been cut off. ”

"What does your male god look like?"

"Very thin, not too tall, but super big eyes with deep double eyelids...... It's a typical European double eyelid. The nose is big, very tall and very upturned......"

Yu Shiyi interrupted me: "You know what a man's nose represents? ”

I asked him, "Did you have a goddess before?"

Yu Shiyi started to fart again: "The goddess doesn't, there are a lot of female fans, the photos are put on everyone's Internet and circulated, X University grass, X University's most handsome man or something." ”

I said twice, I believe that you have a ghost.

At this moment, a few more people came in the carriage, and a woman with a child came into the carriage and came to see it for a while, and sat on my right, and the child was still crying. The carriage, which was not big, was so crowded that Yu Shiyi and I had to be squeezed together, my left hand leaned on his thigh, feeling weird and embarrassed, so I simply grabbed his arm: "I'll sleep for a while." ”

Yu Shiyi also leaned his shoulders a little, and I leaned on his shoulder, but I couldn't sleep. The carriage was full of human breaths and voices, chaotic and a little dizzy. I don't know how long it took before I heard the coachman come up and roar: "Everyone who is going to the city is seated!

At this time, the car was already packed, and there was almost no room for pins. I clung to Yu Shiyi, and the woman on my right couldn't control the child, kicking and kicking indiscriminately, and I was kicked several times on my clothes. was annoyed, Yu Yiyi picked me up and put me in his arms: "Is this better?"

Just held in my arms...... I sat on his lap, his arm tightly wrapped around my waist, and I suddenly remembered an old saying from my hometown: a man's head, a woman's waist, can't be moved (stroke, touch). Looking around vigilantly, everyone was close to each other expressionlessly, and it seemed impossible to notice the ambiguous atmosphere here, I shyly put my arm to Yu Shiyi's chest, and acquiesced to his hug. Next to his ears, his heartbeat could be heard, and sure enough, it was a man's heartbeat, one by one, powerful and steady.

Yu Shiyi's voice became gentle: "Let's sleep for a while, it's very tiring to ride in the car." ”

This sentence was like a lullaby, I rolled up in Yu Shiyi's arms and fell asleep very peacefully. Not long after, Yu Shiyi gently shook me awake: "Hey, come down and move." ”

Yo, there's a service area here. I was taken off the carriage by Yu Shiyi and found that it was already noon, and it was a small town, and there were several restaurants where the carriage stopped. Yu Shiyi wanted to take me in, and I asked him hesitantly, "...... I ......"

Yu Shiyi stopped: "What's wrong?"

"People have three urgent ......"

Yu Shiyi burst out laughing: "Looking for a piece of wood?"

"Aren't there any public toilets?"

When I asked that, I knew I was stupid. What era is this, and where is there such a thing as a public toilet?

Although it was very embarrassing, Yu Shiyi took me to find a remote grove. Looking for a good place, I hurriedly urged Yu Eleven to go: "Stay away from me!"

Yu Shiyi shrugged: "Why don't I go back first?"

I hurriedly grabbed him: "Don't, you stand in front of me in this wilderness, go ten steps forward, just ten steps, don't walk more, don't go less." ”

Yu Shiyi obviously held back a smile and left, and I untied my clothes and started major events in my life. When I started to pee, I realized that the distance of ten steps was far from enough, and I almost felt that Yu Shiyi could hear the sound of the water.

I blushed and tied my belt and walked back to the hotel with Yu Shiyi, I was going to be silent all the way, but when I was about to arrive at the hotel, Yu Shiyi suddenly said: "It sounds very healthy, not like a bifurcation." ”

I reacted.

"Yu 11! Are you !! to be beaten?"