"How much does beef noodles cost?"

"Ten copper plates. ”

"Ten copper plates in a bowl or ten copper plates in a bowl?"

"That's a bowl of ten copper plates, of course. ”

"Are you sure that two bowls are twenty copper plates? No corkage fee? No service fee? I will give you twenty copper plates, will you be able to walk out of the store safely?"

suffered the loss of Ma Laosan's black shop last time, and we are very cautious about this meal. The effect of being too cautious was that the shopkeeper looked at us like two neuropaths, and finally went berserk when he couldn't bear it: "Do you eat or not!"

Eat naturally to eat, it doesn't look like a black shop, we asked for two bowls of noodles, a taste is really unpalatable in the service area. After filling my stomach, there was still some time before the afternoon departure, and I stretched out my arms and legs on the side of the road, trying to move my stiff body. Just as I was warming up, Yu Shiyi ran over and teased me: "Aunt Yun is dancing in the square?"

I glanced at him angrily, only to find that the uncles and aunts inside and outside the store were staring at me. I estimated that their group of ancient people who didn't have any sense of fitness saw a big girl dancing here quite novelly, so I stopped and chatted with Yu Shiyi.

After chatting for a while, a woman came up and accosted us with her child: "Sir, madam, are you going to ring the city too?"

We were suddenly interrupted like this, and we were slightly embarrassed to pick up the conversation: "Yes, yes." ”

The woman showed an envious expression: "At first glance, it looks like a newlywed couple coming to the beach to play, it's good to be young." ”

Seaside?

When the woman saw us with a look of surprise, she introduced us: "The city is surrounded by the sea on all sides, the sea view in the east is extremely beautiful, the golden sand beach and the blue coast, and there are exquisite and romantic seaside inns. Nearby couples like to spend their honeymoons here. ”

Ah, the sea!

Ah, the beach!

I looked at Yu Shiyi expectantly, and turned the brightness of my eyes to the maximum: "Let's go play for a day first, okay?"

Yu Shiyi agreed.

I was looking forward to this trip to the beach, so much so that I didn't feel bad about the crowded sardine carriage in the afternoon. It was already evening when we got out of the car, Yu Shiyi and I casually found an inn that looked quite regular, and the shopkeeper asked routinely: "Do you two open a room?"

Forehead...... I looked at Yu Shiyi hesitantly, and was about to ask if I wanted to open two rooms or a standard room or something, when I heard his firm voice: "Of course it's one." ”

The innkeeper is naturally a personal essence: "At first glance, the two are newlyweds, Xiao Er, take the young master and wife to the second floor, hey~"

Yu Shiyi naturally led me upstairs. I was a little bothered by Yu Shiyi's more and more conscious behavior now, but I didn't break free, and he was led to the room. The room is not as luxurious and rich as Rain City, but it looks very exquisite, and the delicacy is a bit bourgeoisie.

The whole room is rustic, with wooden beds, bedding with broken flowers, tables made of pure wood, and rattan chairs next to them, which are still rickety. I was very interested in this wicker chair, so I ran over to study it for a while, and then carefully lay down, and sure enough, it was as comfortable as a swing. I was looking at Yu Shiyi, and I saw Yu Shiyi knocking on the board of the wooden bed, muttering, "How unstable is the newlyweds' sleeping on this bed." ”

…… At this time, I really want to go to Zhihu to answer a question: What is the experience of being thundered by the aesthetics of a straight man?

Because I liked this rattan chair so much, I turned on my phone and took a picture of the chair, then sat down and told Yu Shiyi proudly: "Order takeout for me, I want to eat on this rattan chair." ”

Yu 11: "...... Whatever you want. ”

Yu Shiyi asked for a few dishes from downstairs, and when they were placed on the wooden table, we found that there was only one rattan chair here, and there was no place to sit otherwise. I wondered why the inn was designed like this, but he downplayed it: "It's a honeymoon resort, but are both men and women sitting on chairs? ”

I watched Yu Shiyi bend over to pick up the vegetables, and my conscience couldn't bear it: "Why don't you come and sit down." ”

Yu Shiyi shook his head and said no. I wanted to be more polite, so I chewed the steamed bun and greeted him vaguely: "Are you tired from standing......?"

Before he finished speaking, he quickly leaned over, and I only felt my body light, and I was already in his arms. Now Yu Shiyi is sitting on the rattan chair, and I am sitting on Yu Shiyi's lap and being hugged tightly by him. What's even more fatal is that I still feel that Yu Shiyi's legs are slightly apart, and he is a little tightly gripping me.

My face was flushed, and he looked satisfied with his mouth: "Of course I'm tired from standing, so won't I be tired?"

I watched my nose and nose and concentrated on dealing with steamed buns, but in fact, I had already recited the Diamond Sutra in my heart, and the color was a knife on my head, and I must not be picked up by Yu Shiyi. As soon as his mood calmed down a little, an extremely ambiguous voice sounded in his ears: "Shall we try that bed again in a while?"

Really! Yes! Enough!

I threw the steamed buns away and ran away, ran to the window and said, "I'm full!

Yu Shiyi ignored me, and let me observe the customs around the city. The consequence of my temper during eating is that before I go to bed, I find that my stomach is very uncontrollably loud and short.

Me: "...... Is there any steamed bun left in Yu Eleven's night?"

Yu Shiyi lay on the pillow and slept peacefully: "If you don't eat, I'll feed the dog." ”

Where did you come from, dog!

Under the food, I still decided to endure the humiliation: "...... Can I still go get a few steamed buns now?"

"Now that the kitchen is off work, the majority of working people also want to rest, are you embarrassed to wake people up for the sake of appetite?"

It's a headache to hear such a big hat, but I still understand the reason why I should bow my head and bow my head. I put my head in Yu Shiyi's arms, looked at him aggrievedly with wide eyes, and pouted to try to mobilize the whole body's cute genes to exchange for a white steamed bun to eat: "Xianggong, people are hungry." ”

I obviously felt Yu Shiyi's lower abdomen tighten, and then his voice was super unnatural: "I hid two steamed buns in my schoolbag, and I asked you for some pickled cabbage, you hurry up and eat some." ”

Wouldn't it be over if I said that earlier?

I happily went down to eat with my schoolbag, and swallowed a white steamed bun to make the ghost cry wolf's stomach a little more honest. Turning around, Yu Shiyi also sat up in his clothes, and firmly arranged tomorrow's tasks in my doubtful eyes:

"Tomorrow, let's make some instant noodles and eat them, shall we?"