Zhu Xiaoming's muscles feel really good, size, length, thickness, softness and hardness...... Ah no, it's the shape, the color, it's enough to kill all the bodybuilding competitions in my last life. I looked at the muscles while looking at the account book, and I was busy with Zhu Xiaoming, and if I wanted to blame Zhu Xiaoming for wearing a spicy dress, I sat next to me and looked down from the neckline to see it at a glance, which was too addictive.

Just when I was looking at the human base with rotten eyes, Zhu Xiaoming and a certain Xiaoshou had already made up the table under the bed for the three hundred rounds of the battle, this Xiaoshou suddenly appeared in front of me: "What are you looking at?"

Yu Eleven!

I live like a married girl who has been caught raping: "Why are you here?" Yu Shiyi snorted with his nose to show his contempt for me, Zhu Xiaoming is really a simple child, and he still doesn't understand when he sees this situation: "Mei'er, who is this?"

"Mei'er is also called by you!" Yu Shiyi is a rooster whose tail has been stepped on, which is called an angry crown, so I had to explain to Zhu Xiaoming: "At this time, I have not passed the door. ”

Zhu Xiaoming suddenly understood, and went up to salute: "This is Yu Gongzi, right? ”

I introduced Yu Shiyi very proudly: "Look, this is my new store, just call it Yun Cai Rouge Shop with my surname, in the future, my fans will be called Yuncai, I will also build a Yun Meier global fan support club, Yun Meier...... "I told Yu Shiyi in detail about the operation of the entire Yun Meier Internet Celebrity Group, although he nodded very distractedly, but I believe he must be able to understand that my huge Internet celebrity empire has been succeeded by this great beginning.

I told Zhu Xiaoming a few precautions for word-of-mouth marketing and gimmick marketing, and Yu 11 reminded me for the 80th time: "I'm hungry, I want to eat." ”

This is unproductive, I reluctantly said to Zhu Xiaoming: "I'll come back in the afternoon after dinner!"

"I'm going to buy some clothes in the afternoon, and we're going to leave the day after tomorrow. ”

"Then ...... tomorrow"

"You don't want the wall of hearts, you can't decorate it tomorrow?"

As soon as Yu Shiyi reminded me like this, I realized that after leaving like this, I saw Zhu Xiaoming again after returning from Jiezhou. I had no choice but to say the last sentence to Zhu Xiaoming with a deep sorrow: "Even if I am gone, the silver of the wall of the heart will not break, work bravely, you are the best cloud!"

Zhu Xiaoming's expression of almost crying is actually quite touching to look at me, if it weren't for Yu Shiyi who couldn't bear to pick me up, I could make a little more chicken soup for this parting: "Yu Shiyi, what are you doing?!"

"What to eat?"

"I packed spicy crayfish!"

In the early spring weather, Yu Shiyi and I sat in the warm teahouse and ordered a few side dishes, with two large pots of bright red and attractive spicy crayfish in the middle. Yu Shiyi shook his head and sighed: "Yun Mei'er, I can't believe that you weren't starved to death in your last life, this pot is worth two buckets for the whole family." ”

I was also shocked by this magnificent scene, but the crayfish I bought, kneeling to finish it: "I believe in our strength." ”

Yu Shiyi didn't care about my poisonous chicken soup at all: "If you can't finish eating, feed you or feed the pig?" I was about to ignore him, but he added cheaply: "It's better to feed the pig, feed you and don't have long breasts." ”

I hugged a crayfish and gnawed on it sadly: I had been hit by my flat chest in my previous life, but I didn't expect to be insulted and destroyed like this after crossing.

After eating the lobster, Yu Shiyi and I went downstairs to continue browsing the market. Under my wise leadership and Yu Shiyi's supplementary advice, we bought watermelon, strawberries, bacon, walnut crisp, plum crisp, pork crisp, and the most terrible thing was that the owner of the dim sum shop actually told us that there were cucumber crisps and honey crisps, and Yu Shiyi and I immediately thought of Lay's potato chips. I really want to ask the boss if there is any spicy fragrant pot crisp I love that flavor of potato chips the most, but Yu Shiyi took it away, and said that I don't want the people to know that Yun Mei'er, who is full of inexplicable deep well ice.

Seeing that it was almost evening, Lao Wang personally drove over to pick us up and asked casually: "The landlord and Yu Gongzi will leave the day after tomorrow, but have you bought anything?"

I crossed my fingers and counted with Lao Wang: "I bought snacks, meat, and a lot of fruits...... Yu Shiyi was more alert than me, and looked at Lao Wang's increasingly sharp eyes and quickly cleared up the relationship: "It's all Mei'er wants to eat, so I bought a watermelon." ”

"Yu Gongzi, this is a bumpy mountain road in Jiezhou, dare to ask if you plan to eat watermelon tonight?" Lao Wang humiliated Yu Shiyi mercilessly, which made me so happy to listen. Under the guidance of Comrade Wang, we bought a lot of dry food and medicine, and prepared a few sets of clothes that are commonly used.

Yu Shiyi and I were exhausted behind Lao Wang, who called Lao Wang a celebrity next to the emperor's brother. Finally, Lao Wang bought something, and I hurriedly stepped forward and smiled flatteringly: "Lao Wang, let's go home?"

Lao Wang hated iron and looked at me: "Landlord, you have only been gone for less than an hour." ”

Spit and complain, Lao Wang is still a gray and reliable Lao Wang. He asked Bucai to take me and Yu Shiyi back to the heart wall first, and he followed him back after cooking a few things. As soon as I got into the carriage, I collapsed in my seat: "I'm exhausted!"

Yu Shiyi didn't move, I was dying and struggling to lean over to take a look, he was actually asleep, sitting very crookedly, his head leaning against the window of the sedan chair. I wanted to go over and make a fool of him, put my little dirty hand on his face after picking bacon, and rubbed the oil, and just put my hand on it, the sedan chair outside roared like a bell: "Get up the sedan chair!"

I hurriedly put my hands up, and the whole person froze in front of Yu Shiyi and didn't dare to speak, lest he be awakened by this sound. Fortunately, I didn't - I stretched out my hand again, saying that it was too late, and the sedan chair driver quickly lifted the sedan chair up, and I was unstable in one point, and fell heavily on Yu Shiyi's body!

What's even more weird is that because I wanted to smear the lard on Yu Shiyi's face, this action was too distorted and obscene, and the final effect of being knocked away was that I knelt on Yu Shiyi's thighs with both legs, and Yu Shiyi's indescribable parts rubbed against the parts I couldn't describe, and the distance between our faces was never more than five centimeters, and I felt that he could kiss my mouth as soon as he moved!

I watched in horror as Yu Shiyi opened his eyes in confusion, and then was visibly startled by the sight of me. He panicked and wanted to push me away, but as soon as he moved, my cheeks were hit by the force on his cheeks, and I grinned at the same time as I realized that the four lips fit right together!

This is still the first kiss in my two lives, I must strangle Yu Eleven!

…… It was my last thought before I fainted.