"There are two good friends who are roasting the fire, and they are talking about people and people while they are roasting the fire. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Watermark Advertising Test Watermark Advertising Test At this time, a spark fell on a person's cotton shoes. Another person saw it, but he was a chronic person and said that he would not do good things now. The man who fell on the cotton shoes on Mars said, man, listen to me, now good things can't be done. Oh. The two of them roasted the fire for a while. That spark has already burned the cotton shoes. The people who saw it asked again, "Do you say that good things can be done now?"

"You're really a person, I've already told you, and now you can't do good things.

"But I still want to do it.

"If you don't listen to me, you will be fooled in the future, but I can't blame that I didn't remind you.

"Your cotton shoes are on fire.

"You guy, why didn't you say it earlier.

"You can't do good things now!"

"You've got an interesting story. Gou Yu said.

"Yes, this reminds me of my father-in-law, how many good things should have been done now, but Xu Shenji, the county magistrate, wants to arrest my father-in-law. Zhang Mingchou was still a little angry when he said this.

"I don't think I can complain about the county, there must be a misunderstanding. Gou Yu said.

"What's the misunderstanding? ”

"That Sima Tieshu was not sent by the imperial court, it just so happens that he has a deep relationship with the Vampire Gang, maybe it is this Sima Tieshu who made it bad! If he wants to arrest people in the county, will the county dare not obey?" said Gou Yu in an analysis.

"You have a point. The snake meat is already roasted. Zhang Mingchou hurriedly took the snake meat off the fire.

Each of them took a piece of snake meat, just like one took a ham sausage that came later, but it was a very thick ham sausage.

"It would be nice if there was a little spice.

The dog said as he ate snake meat.

"Although the roasted snake meat is not even salted, it is not the kind of bland and tasteless, and it can be eaten. ”

"In fact, meat and other foods, as long as they are not boiled and eaten, have this characteristic, and they seem to have their own salt. "Gou Yu said very experienced.

When the dog was not taken in by Zhang Qiwei, he wandered around, hungry and full. Sometimes there is no food for several days, and when they pick up a dead cat or a dead dog, they build a fire and roast the dead cat and dog and eat it. Ladies and gentlemen, the best food in the world is hunger and hunger.

When Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, was still called Huazi, once, he was dizzy from hunger and saw an old man named Huazi cooking a pot of porridge. Zhu Yuanzhang begged for a bowl, and after eating it, he felt that this was a delicacy in the world.

"What kind of soup is this?"

"Pearl jade white jade soup. "I always called Huazi to fool Zhu Yuanzhang and said.

Because there are rotten cabbage, rancid tofu, and a little rice in this soup.

Later, Zhu Yuanzhang sat in the world, and he couldn't eat delicious food every day, and suddenly remembered the pearl jade white jade soup. Declare to the world that the church is the cook of the pearl jade and white jade soup.

When the old man Hanako heard about it, he unveiled the emperor list and came to make pearl jade and white jade soup for Zhu Yuanzhang.

Emperor Zhu was very happy to see that this old man named Huazi was the old man who gave him pearl jade and white jade soup.

But when this old man Huazi brought the pearl jade and white jade soup, the unpleasant smell almost smoked Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Yuanzhang knew that it was the situation at that time that he had that feeling, so he asked the ministers: "How about this pearl jade and white jade soup?"

In order to make Emperor Zhu happy, the ministers said that it was a good soup.

"One person will enjoy a big bowl!" Zhu Yuanzhang took a good look at the sycophants.

The dog was full, and when he saw that his hands were still a little greasy, he put his index finger in his mouth and sucked it. Zhang Mingchou couldn't help but laugh when he saw it.

"What's so funny?" said the dog,

"Your action reminds me of a person, so I can't help but laugh. ”

"Remembering someone?which?what's so funny?" Gou Yu asked.

"This person is a man of ancient times, a man of the Spring and Autumn Period. ”

"In ancient times, spring and autumn were spring and autumn, how could there be people who were still spring and autumn people, inexplicable. "Gou Yu didn't read much.

"You would also be upset to say that you are illiterate. Spring and Autumn is the name of a period. The person I just mentioned was Zheng Guoren in the Spring and Autumn Period, a minister of Zheng Guo, named Zigong. This man had a flaw in that he had six fingers on one hand. Zhang Mingchou said.

"I've seen people with six fingers. ”

"Don't interrupt, or I won't tell you why I laughed just now. ”

"Okay, good, good, my young master, I won't interrupt. "Gou Yu is bored now, and it's good to listen to stories.

"This son has six fingers, and he is often laughed at by those ministers and colleagues. Once, when everyone was laughing at him, he said, don't laugh at my six fingers, it has special powers. What are the special functions?" the ministers asked. It can be a sign of things like if it shakes, it will smell bad. As he spoke, his sixth finger trembled. Then the ministers said, "Then we will testify today whether the spirit of what you said is or not."

As he was talking, a eunuch reported that a country in the south had sent a gift to Zheng Guogong, that is, a kind of big turtle in the south, with two or three hundred catties. The ministers all looked at each other and smiled. Because everyone knows that Zheng Guogong is still a good monarch, and he will share delicious food with his ministers.

"Zheng Guogong is a joker again, and when he saw where the ministers were secretly having fun, he asked everyone what they were laughing at?

Someone told me what happened.

Zheng Guogong wanted to make a joke of Zigong, and arranged for the imperial chef to cook the big turtle and share it with the ministers. But when it came to eating, the ministers all had a bowl, but the prince did not.

Zigong is a person with a small belly and chicken intestines, and he is an important minister of Zheng Guo, where has he suffered such humiliation, he walked in front of Zheng Guogong, put his sixth finger into Zheng Guogong's bowl of soup, and sucked it in his mouth after dipping it in some turtle soup. It's kind of an explanation of the prediction. But Zigong hated Zheng Guogong from then on, and later launched a mutiny and killed Zheng Guogong. ”

"You mean, just for a bowl of soup, the minister killed the king?"

"Yes, it's in the history books. This son dipped the soup with his sixth finger, and was given a very bad name by people. Zhang Mingchou said.

"You're so knowledgeable!"

"I don't have any knowledge, this is what I heard when I watched the two immortals play chess. Zhang Mingchou said modestly.

"This son is really a villain. ”

"Yes, so there is a saying in interpersonal communication that I would rather offend a gentleman than make an enmity with a villain. ”

"Why?"

"Because they're villains. Zhang Mingchou seemed to be very old-fashioned.

"When I have soup in the future, and someone looks at my soup and wants to drink it, should I give him some to drink?

"It is both so and it is not so. ”

"What did you say?"

"Why can't I understand it?!"