Chapter 1005: Robbed Relatives (For All Platinum Gods)

The dog circled around Lin Suqing, carefully correcting his posture.

"Don't look at me! Look at what to see!Look straight ahead!" Once you find that Lin Suqing is wrong, you will either beat or train, meticulously, "You must always feel that your Baihui acupoint has the feeling of lifting up, that is, the center of your brain, there is the Baihui acupoint." ”

"Don't stiffen, relax, start from the top of your head and go down, relax your whole body, and keep your feet steady. ”

Lin Suqing was stunned: "You want to lift, but also relax?"

"It is your spirit that lifts, and it is your mortal body that relaxes!"

"Oh oh......" Lin Suqing responded again and again, looking for the feeling described by the dog on his body.

The dog suddenly shouted, and he trembled with fright.

"It's for you to relax, not to be loose!Not to lie on your stomach!" Lin Suqing immediately straightened his waist, but the dog immediately reprimanded again, "The arms should be round, don't be unfolded, and you can't be stiff! Don't be stiff! You belong to wood! Don't expand your chest, and feel the feeling of your rib joints going inward and downward." You can't hunch your back! You have to stand upright!

You have to hold your breasts, but you have to pull out your back......

Yes...... The most important thing is that this seems to be loose but not loose, it seems to be scattered, it will not be exhibited, and it will not be exhibited...... It's hard to understand.

However, Lin Suqing is actually quite smart, as long as the dog explains clearly and makes him understand, he can quickly grasp the essentials.

He listened attentively to the dog's mantra: "Qi Shen Dantian, body with five bows, weak collar and strength, chest and back, loose waist and hips, stand in the middle, heart and body loose ......"

Tuk Tuk ......

As he was training, he suddenly heard the sound of the knocker hitting the auxiliary head.

It's someone knocking on the door.

Lin Suqing and the dog looked at the gate almost in unison. They had just moved in, and it was impossible for someone they knew to come and visit.

The dog and Lin Suqing glanced at each other, except for them, Jiao Tu Fushou would not automatically open the door, so the one who knocked on the door must not be his own person.

Lin Suqing understood the dog's signal, and he immediately took the gong and went to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, I saw a middle-aged aunt with a fat head and big ears standing outside the door, wrapped in a red dress with a corset, a good roller figure, and she was squeezed into a sausage. Especially the bulging belly, as if she was pregnant with Rokka, and it was a twin.

She bunted her hair in a bun and hung it down at the back of her head. A face with heavy makeup looks like a New Year's painting character sketched randomly on a blank piece of paper.

Two thin eyebrows, with squinting eyes, but the collapsed bridge of the nose arches out of a garlic nose, and it is white and red lips and red cheeks, which is particularly festive.

If you use such a face to scare a child who has a problem crying at night, no one dares to cry anymore, for fear that if she cries, she will be swallowed alive by her bloody mouth.

And behind her stood two servants on the right and left, neither tall nor short, with a very strong body, with a solemn face, full of flesh, like a robber.

The big-bellied fat aunt had the rippling heart of a young girl, pinched a pink silk handkerchief in her hand, covered the corner of her mouth with a big mole that seemed to be sticking to a grain of mouse feces, sharpened her voice, and asked squeamishly: "I heard that it was your house ~ picked up my wife's hydrangea ~?"

Hydrangea ?madam?

Lin Suqing was stunned, wait! Let him take a look.

Hydrangea...... Shouldn't all hydrangeas be used by the yellow flower girl who has not yet come out of the cabinet to throw the ball and choose a husband?

Wait?!hydrangea ?!!

He suddenly remembered the rattan ball he picked up yesterday, and when he thought about it, it really looked like a hydrangea, could it be...... No way?

Bell bell bell ~

The sound of a bell rolling sounded behind him, and he saw that the big-bellied fat aunt's eyes lit up, Lin Suqing hurriedly followed the sound and looked back, it was actually the rattan ball rolling out of the bushes.

When he looked back, he realized that the fat aunt and the servants behind her were not quite looking at each other at this time...... They're excited......

"Madame's hydrangea!" the fat aunt pointed to the rattan ball and screamed, which shook Lin Suqing's ears and eyes.

How could the rattan ball roll out of the bushes on its own, it must be a dog! It actually pushed the ball out on purpose!

"Childe, please come with us. The fat aunt waved Juanpa, and the two servants behind him stepped forward to do something to arrest Lin Suqing.

"Well, there's a misunderstanding here...... Calm down and listen to the next thing, that's what happened. Lin Suqing hurriedly waved his hand back, and explained, "Actually, I passed by yesterday ......."

"Take it away!"

The fat aunt gave an order, and the two servants couldn't help but say something, one on each side, stepped forward and stopped him.

Lin Suqing looked at the tsubaki bushes again and again, trying to call for help. But I heard the dog hiding inside, shouting childishly in the voice of a little boy: "Young master, where are you going?

"......" is this a hint that he can't fight back and scold back?

Son, you bastard.

Lin Suqing opened his mouth and wanted to explain a few words, but he was unexpectedly carried out by the two servants when he boarded up, and he hurriedly said: "What are you going to do? Robbing people? In broad daylight, the public is in public...... Oh no, rob people in my house?!Is there any wrong?!"

The servants turned a deaf ear to what he said and what he shouted.

Carry him straight out. The fat aunt shook the handkerchief in her hand and walked to the side, smiling as if she wanted to pay New Year's greetings, and said: "Ouch hey~ What kind of fun are you playing~ You robbed my wife's hydrangea, you are the future master of my family~ We are going to invite you back to your house~"

Lin Suqing hurriedly explained: "Listen to my explanation, I have a bubble in my brain, I accidentally picked it up, I originally planned to take it back to play with the dog......"

"Madame's hydrangea for the dog to play with, but you are not right~" Cheng, this is the first to call the "master", as if they are bound to get the gun.

"Can I pay you back?"

"Where is the reason to return the hydrangea robbed~"

"But the key is that I didn't rob it! I just picked it up by the way!"

"It doesn't matter how you brought it back, anyway, if you pick up the hydrangea, you have to marry my wife!" The fat aunt was so impatient that she turned around and glared at Hengmei, and shook her fat face three times when she yelled.

Lin Suqing was stunned, not afraid, but suddenly roared, and was taken aback defenselessly.

Well, since it doesn't work to explain this path bluntly, then lobby in another way.

So he immediately changed his grinning face and asked: "Listen to your wife, Mrs. call, your wife and I are married, the original husband has no opinion? I think it is better to forget it, the marriage that is not blessed will definitely not be happy, your wife will not be happy, I will return the hydrangea to you, can you find another suitable candidate?"

"Our lord?"

The fat aunt glanced at him, and snorted coldly: "Our master has died a long time ago, and he has not burned his maids and daughters during the New Year's holidays, he enjoys it very much, and he will not have any opinion on Mrs. Continuation." ”

What? Lao Tzu is going to be robbed to renew the widow's chord?