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In the face of such a serious and soft sister-in-law, for a while, I was speechless.

Yes, my sister-in-law is not a little sparrow I raised, why can't I go out for a walk by myself?

But I reacted when I thought about it, and I was almost taken into the ditch by her, frowning and looking at my sister-in-law, "Have I taken care of you when you usually come out?" As soon as you got angry, you slammed the door and came out, it was still so windy outside, what so-called justification do you want to mention to me now to come out for a walk? Didn't I just not come back last night, you know what I was doing? ”

The sister-in-law sneered, "When you grow up, I can't control what you want to do." ”

With that, she pushed my hand away and turned to continue walking, while covering her down jacket.

The wind blew her hair away, giving her the impression of being alone.

Seeing my sister-in-law like this, I seemed to have a stuffy breath in my chest, and I couldn't get out of it, so I simply took out my cigarette case and bit out a cigarette.

However, the wind was too strong to light it, so he could only turn his back to the wind, block the wind with his hand for the small flame on the lighter, and then take a hard puff of cigarette at the right time.

It's lit.

I took a sip.

Cigarettes are such a good thing.

Then I walked over to my sister-in-law, but I didn't complain about anything, just followed her.

One after another, when I sucked the third, my sister-in-law suddenly looked back at me and said, "Don't follow me, I want to walk alone." ”

I looked at my sister-in-law's somewhat lost and unspirited expression, took the initiative to take a dozen steps back, walked backwards, and almost hit a tree behind me......

Walking about fifty meters away from my sister-in-law, I shouted, "Is this okay?" ”

The night was too smoky, and the lights were a little dim, and I couldn't see my sister-in-law's expression clearly, but I felt that she wanted to stop talking, and then turned around and continued to walk east with her back to me.

In this way, I silently followed behind her, silently smoking a cigarette.

Looking a little lonely?

No, I actually enjoy this feeling, although the wind is strong, but it is calm, at least I am calm, I don't know if my sister-in-law's heart is calm.

Why calm?

Why was he so annoyed and emotional before, and now he is so calm?

Because calmness is also a kind of emotion, at least I think so, but the comfort that this kind of emotion gives me is exactly the opposite of the comfort that comes out of anger.

The reason why I am calm now is because the wind around me has blown my mind a little clearer, and I understand my sister-in-law and myself.

If every woman is a song, then the man who listens to the song must be the most ruthless.

What man wants to listen to only one song for the rest of his life, isn't it annoying?

Therefore, I am very ruthless, so I understand my sister-in-law's mentality at this time, she must be very aggrieved.

In fact, she doesn't have to be so aggrieved at all, because she wants to be good-looking, and she wants social status and social status.

Is it sad, or is it not angry?

It's too complicated.

It's like a virgin and a.

Does a woman have to be the former to be happy, or the latter? These are the two extremes.

I don't think anyone can be truly happy.

Unless time stops, a woman like an apple will slowly smoke or be eaten.

Probably as a woman with some independent values, she doesn't want to be an apple, or slowly smoke, or be eaten.

The reason is simple, they think, why should I be eaten? Why should I smoke slowly? Why can't I eat someone else?

Because it's hard, if you're not careful, you can mess up, and if you're not careful, you'll lose both.

Many women are fragile and can't afford it.

It's the same with men, it's just that I'm too lazy to choose a metaphor for myself among the many fruits besides apples.

At this moment, I was being blown by the strong wind, smoking a cigarette, and looking at my sister-in-law who still felt lonely not far away......

I don't want to do this either, but when the literary and artistic pretense comes, it's not something that I can stop as a mortal.

Then, like a fool and a nervous person, I smiled wryly on the sidewalk in the wind, quickened my pace, walked behind my sister-in-law and asked, "Is it cold, do you want me to take off my coat for you?" ”

My sister-in-law turned her head to look at me and said, "Don't be so hypocritical, okay, don't follow me, go back." ”

Am I very hypocritical to my sister-in-law, anyway, I don't admit it, not only do I not admit it, but I also think that she must be angry with me when she says this, which is her strong point.

Sure enough, after hearing her words, my heart was even more blocked, and my eyes became unkind, and I looked at my sister-in-law coldly with a reflex, and asked, "Yu Meifang, what do you mean by this?" ”

My sister-in-law smiled and didn't answer my words, but asked, "Liu Xia, do you think you love me?" ”

I glared and said, "Of course I do!" ”

The sister-in-law asked, "How much love?" ”

I opened my mouth, and I was speechless again, yes, how much love?

However, after being stunned for a moment, I suddenly became annoyed and said, "If I can die for you, isn't this love?" ”

The sister-in-law said, "If you can die for me, can't you be calmer for me, to be honest, I love you too, so please rest assured and don't have emotions." ”

I glared and said, "Ouch, how dare I have emotions in front of you, no emotions, no emotions at all." ”

Sister-in-law sighed.

I don't know what's wrong, seeing her response like this, I suddenly jumped like thunder and yelled loudly, "Yu Meifang, what do you mean?" Can you clearly draw a path and show your brother a clear path? Didn't you just not come home last night? ”

The sister-in-law smiled and said, "What a fart!" ”

Hearing this, I was shocked, how long is my sister-in-law's brain, why did she suddenly pull a fart and hit the river, oh, she just said don't let me have emotions, I said no emotions, no emotions at all, as a result, she only said one oh word, I couldn't bear it, and I jumped like thunder.

It's a little similar to the allusion of a fart across the river, because before that, when I was smoking fifty meters away, I also felt that I understood my sister-in-law, and I was going to have a good chat with her in a stable mood, but I didn't expect to be ruined by her in just a few words, and now I am directly like a fool without any emotional intelligence.

I'm a failure.

The allusion of a fart across the river is like this, when Su Dongpo was serving in Guazhou, he had a good relationship with the abbot of Jinshan Temple across the river, Foyin Zen Master, and often talked about Zen together.

And one day, he wrote a poem and sent it to the scribe, intending to ask the Zen master to comment on it.

The poem is written like this: Ji Shou Tian Zhong Tian, the light is great. The eight winds can't blow, and the purple golden lotus sits upright.

It means that Su Dongpo's buddy's heart is no longer tempted by the external world, just like the Buddha sitting on a lotus seat, and the eight situations of praise, ridicule, destruction, reputation, profit, decline, suffering, and happiness that people often encounter in their lives have nothing to do with him.

As a result, after reading this high-minded poem, the Zen master smiled and said nothing, and then asked the scholar to take it back.

And after Su Dongpo's buddy received it, he opened it and saw that the two words on it were fart, and for a while, he was so angry that he immediately crossed the river by boat to find the Zen master theory.

But at this time, the Zen master was already waiting for him by the river, Su Dongpo saw the Zen master and said angrily, "Zen master, we are fucking best friends, my poems, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, you can't insult people, this is too unkind, I'm also an official, and I'm also a poet of a certain level, how can you treat me like this, how can you!" ”

The Zen master quietly said to the surnamed Su, "Fuck you, where did your father insult you?" ”

Su Dongpo said, "It's insulting, I wrote such a poem that pretends to have a realm, you actually say that I am farting, who can fart so well, who?" ”

The Zen master said, "It's a suffocation, and the eight winds can't blow it, so why are you crossing the river now?" If you don't have a realm, don't pretend to be forced, what are you doing, the whole thing? ”

Therefore, the phrase "one fart across the river" is so ironic and how terrible the lethality is.

If I say that someone else crosses the river with a fart, it seems that we have a lot of realm, the problem is that I am the one who accepts it, oops, that one is uncomfortable, I hate to strangle the woman in front of me!

Doesn't she teach mathematics, why is the Chinese level so high, it's so annoying, it's so annoying!

But at the moment when I was angry with this girl, this girl spoke again, and she said lightly, "Take off your pants." ”

, God turns!

What do you mean, it's so windy, why take off your pants?

I couldn't keep up with my sister-in-law's thoughts at all.

However, with this sentence alone, I have no temper at all.

What other grievances between boyfriends and girlfriends can't be solved with one mouth?