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When a woman says to me that she takes her pants off, as long as the woman doesn't look bad, I usually smile and do it.

When I watched romantic action movies with plots as a teenager, this fantasy already existed in my mind in a trance, not to mention that the woman who said such things to me now was not another woman, but my sister-in-law Yu Meifang.

Although it was on the sidewalk, I still hesitated for a moment, and then after looking at the people in front of and behind, I chose to smile knowingly, looked at my sister-in-law appreciatively and said, "That's right, women have to be gentle, but ...... I suggest, just suggest, I suggest we go home, or find a hotel nearby, that way, it will be more pleasant, and when the time comes, I can still stroke your hair......"

My sister-in-law looked at me lightly and said these words with a little embarrassment, as if she was faintly watching a person pretending to be forced, and then at the juncture before I finished speaking, she said lightly, "You are mistaken, I just feel a little cold in my legs, so I want you to take off your pants and wear them for me." ”

I was dumbfounded and said, "What! It's such a cold day, you asked me to take off my pants and put them on for you!"

The sister-in-law said, "Didn't you say you love me, why, you can't even do this little thing?"

I wanted to cry without tears, "The problem is that I don't wear autumn pants, big sister." ”

The sister-in-law nodded, oh, then turned around and continued walking.

I gritted my teeth and frowned, "Okay, if you let me take it off, I'll take it off, what's the big deal!"

After saying that, I began to untie my belt, isn't it just to take off my pants, take it off, I don't believe that my sister-in-law is really willing to let me take off my pants, so that my leg hair will show in the wind in this strong wind.

However, I regretted it when I took it off, and I didn't wrap my legs with cotton pants, which was so cold.

Although it was already eleven o'clock, there were still occasional people walking on the street, so the scene of me taking off my pants was also seen, but it didn't matter, I wasn't ashamed.

Because I don't have a face.

After taking off my pants, I saw that my sister-in-law was still walking forward, so I called like a duck, "I've taken it off, are you wearing it?"

My sister-in-law stopped and turned to look at me, a flash of surprise in her eyes, but she quickly disguised it.

Then, my sister-in-law said to me, "Take it." ”

In this way, I walked over with a very cool body and handed my pants to my sister-in-law.

After my sister-in-law took it, she didn't even look at my big white legs, and directly bent down and put on her pants.

Because of my long legs, my sister-in-law deliberately bent down and pulled up her pants after putting them on.

I was very complicated and asked, "Is it still cold?"

The sister-in-law said, "It's much better, it would be better if you put your sweater on me again, I only have one pajama under my down jacket." ”

I couldn't bear it anymore, and glared, "Do you wish I had given you all my shirts, and my chest is as bare as it is underneath?"

The sister-in-law said, "No, I just feel cold, as my man, don't you have to consider my feelings first?"

I don't know what's going on.,I always feel that what my sister-in-law said is a pun.,What does it mean to consider your feelings first.,This is clearly pointing at me.,To be precise.,To be precise.,My sister-in-law is complaining that I didn't care about her feelings two days ago.。

Thinking of this, I took off my jacket and sweater, leaving only a shirt and boxers......

It's still the same sentence, it's so cold.

It's still the same feeling, it's so cold.

However, the stronger the wind, the more irritating my heart became.

After seeing my sister-in-law put on my sweater and coat, my teeth chattered a little and asked, "Can I go home?"

The sister-in-law thought about it seriously and said, "I still want to go for another walk, if you are too cold, go back first." ”

I hugged my shoulders and looked at my sister-in-law for a while, then nodded again and again, "Okay, Yu Meifang, I will obey you." ”

At this point, I relented and said with a bitter face, "But can you give me the down jacket on your body, you really want to freeze me to death?"

Winter in the north, it's minus a few degrees.

The sister-in-law said, "No, I'm still cold if I give it to you, and I'll have to have a period in two days, I can't catch a cold, besides, you can't wear my down jacket, it's too thin." ”

I wanted to cry again without tears, my sister-in-law had never tortured me like this before, how could she be so ruthless now.

I'm also stupid, and for the next half hour, I really followed my sister-in-law, freezing like my grandson.

I don't even know how I got here, because there are many passers-by on the road, and it doesn't matter if I am seen by female passers-by, the problem is that I am seen by some male compatriots, and I really can't stand it.

It's humiliating, it's humiliating.

When I arrived at the door of a hotel, my sister-in-law suddenly stopped, looked at me, and asked, "Do you want to go in to get warm?"

I burst into a rage and said, "Fool doesn't want to go in." ”

My sister-in-law and I entered the hotel next to it, and then under the stunned gaze of the front desk service, my sister-in-law took out her wallet from my clothes, took out her ID card, and opened a room.

When I got to the room, I quickly took off my shoes and jumped on the bed, and complained while wrapping the quilt around my body, "Yu Meifang, you're so fucking awesome, play this game with me today, let me tell you, there is no next time, you dare to toss me like this again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat your ass to pieces! Ouch, I'm freezing to death!"

My sister-in-law took off her down jacket as if she hadn't heard me at all, and then my coat, sweater, pants, and finally, all she had to do was her pajamas.

Then, she took the remote control and turned on the air conditioner.

So kind?

There is already heating in the room, why do you have to turn on the air conditioner, it can't be cold air, right?

Thinking like this, I got up and took the remote control over and looked at it, well, it's hot air......

At this time, Yu Meifang was pouring mineral water into the kettle, and turned on the switch to heat it.

Soon, the mineral water in the kettle was boiled, and she unplugged the cord and walked to the toilet.

Listening to the sound, it was the shabu kettle that went.

When she returned, she poured new mineral water into the kettle and opened two buckets of instant noodles.

Ten minutes later, I picked up instant noodles in my mouth while wrapping myself in the quilt, and said angrily, "What is this called? This is called beating someone with a stick and then giving a sweet date to eat?"

Yu Meifang was also eating instant noodles, she also turned on the TV, and turned on the station to a variety show, looking like she didn't hear me.

"You're talking!" I said angrily, "believe it or not I'll stick you with a fork!"

She then looked at me and asked, "What did you ask me to say? The acceptance speech after being bullied in Shanghai that day? Or the acceptance speech that you hung for two days after being bullied? Or how complicated was my acceptance speech after meeting Duan Jie?"

I opened my mouth and let the instant noodles hang on the corners of my mouth, and I was speechless.

Yu Meifang glanced at me lightly, continued to look at the TV with her legs crossed, and said, "It's okay, nothing, I also figured it out, anyway, you don't care about me when you're at the moment of life and death, what else do I have to do so much? It's good to live a healthy life, eat, eat while it's hot, sweat, don't look back and catch a cold, I don't have time to take care of you." ”

Do you know what it means to kill with a blunt knife?

Yu Meifang is called blunt knife killing, and the last seven words in her words are really the whole essence of what she just said.

I think I have a good relationship with Yu Meifang now, and if I faced such a thing every day, I would definitely live ten years less.

After listening to her words, I took a few deep breaths, I also figured it out, eat, choke me to death, snoring and burying my head in eating noodles.

Yu Meifang looked at me again, and said without being shocked, "Do you want to eat another bowl?" ”