Chapter 14: The Great Tearing of the Empty Mountain (1)
When dinner was almost over, Aunt Han and Aunt Huang sat down on the sofa, chatting and preparing to watch a TV series. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info For some mother-in-law and daughter-in-law rivalry or hand-to-hand devils and the like, Jiang Yucheng must be afraid to avoid it, but the two aunts also seemed to be understanding, and told him: "You go and take your sister... Ah, I can't say it's my sister... Let's take Baochen to play for a while. ”
Bringing a girl to play?It sounds like a very happy thing.,But at this time, Jiang Yucheng's heart is only worried-what to play?If you take her to play masturbation or CODOL or something,She may not be interested;Go to station B to watch anime?The anime that boys and girls love to watch is probably different.。 And if it's a little wrong, something high-energy, won't it be regarded as a pervert or an abandoned house? Please, I'm not the kind of male protagonist who writes about 30 forbidden novelists, how can I be so heartless? (Note 1)
Speaking of which, I don't know what ordinary girls like to play with - although Yu Baochen may not be an "ordinary girl". The one upstairs will smash people with the X360 handle in a hurry.,Look at this person's posture.,If she despises it.,I'm afraid I'll be killed 10,000 times by her eyes...
"That, Jiang Yucheng, aren't you writing a novel?"
Who would have thought that she took the initiative to talk: Yu Baochen's gaze froze on Jiang Yucheng's face - unexpectedly, not the kind of gaze that was indifferent or wanted to kill. On the contrary, he was very attentive and interested, just like the hairy crab in the bowl just now.
"Ahh
Being stared at by her like this, Jiang Yucheng somehow felt a little uncomfortable - maybe a little excited... Jiang Yucheng felt that her current expression suddenly became a little strange - or rather, a little normal, and the appearance of the ghost child spy seemed to collapse a little, but this could also be an illusion, because there was still no blood on her face.
"Excuse me, what kind of novel did you write?"
Compared to the short, powerful tone just now, her voice is much softer - this guy used to be able to talk well and ask people well. Is it because of the personality of the same age?
"Ahhh Anime or something... And some military stuff... Anyway, it's the kind of theme that boys like...
Yu Baochen suddenly behaved a little normal, in the face of such an "ordinary" girl, Jiang Yucheng felt a little forced into a corner: do you want to show her, or don't you want to? He himself can't tell - to be honest, he is still afraid, after all, there are a lot of marginal content in the illustrations and paragraphs. However, when a novel is written, it is meant to be seen by people - wouldn't it be better if it could be seen by a girl?
"That's right—you know about military affairs. ”
Somehow, her eyes narrowed, and she seemed a little suspicious.
"Ahh I don't really understand, but I'm interested..."
Is there an element of expectation in this statement?
"Well, I don't really understand. But she said.
Wait?!Wait--do you take my humility seriously? Do you just look down on me? What do you mean by "really not understanding"?!At least you have to understand more than you...
Jiang Yucheng was a little unconvinced, "Are you also interested in military affairs?"
She snorted, her posture seemed to be a little elevated again, and said:
"Sort of—is your novel also about military affairs?"
"It's not an article..." Jiang Yucheng began to show off involuntarily, "I have written several works, and there are three works that have been completed, and now there is another one being serialized..."
"This... That's right······ Wrote so much... Can you show me?"
Her tone suddenly quickened—was it interested? It would have saved Jiang Yucheng a lot of effort—if she was willing to read her own novel.
"Which one do you want to watch?" Jiang Yucheng said, "There are two anime fandoms, but there are also military elements... There is also a pure military text, and the most recent one is also a military text..."
"I'm going to see it all!"
This time it was definite – her attitude had indeed changed. Yu Baochen's face became rosy, his eyes began to shine, and obvious admiration could be heard in Jiang Yucheng's tone...... Jiang Yucheng couldn't help but get a little carried away: Could it be the legendary tsundere attribute, the so-called "iron virgin" of Lord God, although the shell is hard, it is actually easy to attack? Could it be that I was really lucky to hit her door at once? The mouse in his hand clicked on the page of Dianniang, and an unconcealable smile climbed up the corner of his mouth-Jiang Yucheng's heart was already a little fluttering...
"50W words··· It's so long in a single work. She was already genuinely impressed.
"Ahhh I'm pretty fast at writing..." Jiang Yucheng said happily.
"How long have you been writing these things?"
"Hmmm... All three were written in my freshman year. ”
"Writing so much in your freshman year?!"
"Hmmm... Right. ”
"You're amazing!"
Why? Even her posture has lowered a little? Her eyes have completely separated from me? The tone of her voice is full of admiration? It is better to say that her attitude and expression have changed, and she looks much cuter... Jiang Yucheng thought so.
"What's the name of your books? I'll write them down and go back to them..."
Jiang Yucheng's eyes rolled, and he played a clever trick, "You have a penguin, right? ”
"Penguin, not really. ”
Huh?!Just kidding... Young people of this era do not have a Penguin?
But the other party resolutely decisively: "I'll apply for one as soon as I go back!"
Shochu yo, don't be so positive, I'll be embarrassed to be so positive!
"That... It's best to have a little bit of a mother's account. Jiang Yucheng suggested inch by inch.
"Okay, I'll definitely apply for one too - you remember my mobile phone number first, 152XXXXXXXX"
"Oh... Okay, mine is XXXXXXXXXXX. ”
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Jiang Yucheng clenched his fists excitedly and shouted.
Aunt Huang and Yu Baochen stayed at home until nearly eight o'clock before leaving. When she said goodbye, she had a genuine smile on her face, as if Columbus had set foot in the New World, full of the satisfaction of a long drought and the yearning for mysterious treasures. When Jiang Yucheng said goodbye to her beautifully, his heart was full of a sense of accomplishment that he had succeeded in the strategy, and then he couldn't wait to inform the friends in the group of good news.
Here's a transcript of the penguin chats:
Little Fat Man:
Ah, I'm back! I just had a guest at home.
When the void is shattered:
Ah, the little fat man is online!
I'm the Warden:
╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
Paladin:
Is there a cute loli?
Runaway Chengguan:
Paladin, you're a zombie again!
Jiang Yucheng typed on the keyboard with twelve points of cheerfulness:
"There's no cute Lori.,But there's a cute girl.。 "That's the case.
Yo Xi, send it out - see how they react...
Little Fat Man:
There's no cute Lori.,But there's a cute girl.。
I'm the Warden:
-_-b
Wake up, little fat man! That's not a cute girl, it's clearly a cute boy ♂ ♂!
Really, is it too much masturbation? My eyes are blurry
Little Fat Man:
It's not a masturbation.,It's really a cute girl!
I'm the Warden:
o_O
Space-kun:
I didn't say Cai Guoqing
Shikoku Fengyun 007:
Seek high and positive
"Gao Zhengwu... What... of...
Jiang Yucheng was showing off with twelve points, typing like this.
"Wait... She... Entered··· Swarm, you guys... Yourself··· To... That's it..."
Yo Xi –
"Gao Zheng is nothing, when she enters the group, you just want it yourself. ”
Such a statement will surely make them envious, shouting "traitor!!", "burned!!", ah, and so on. However, Jiang Yucheng is in a good mood now, and of course he has enough room to appreciate the wails of these defeated dogs. So, his finger was already pressed on the Ctrl and Enter buttons, ready to send this message...
And so on——
But the right hand didn't press down - is this kind of speech really a big husband? If they knew that Yu Baochen was a girl, when she entered the group, this group of zombies would definitely shout and scream, saying something like "sister bursting around" and "sister begging for **" or something like that, wouldn't this scare her away?
It's very likely that she didn't have a penguin before - the first time she used a penguin, the first group she added, and then she encountered this kind of situation where the demons danced wildly, and she would definitely have bad associations. Moreover, the statement of "Gao Zheng is nothing, when she enters the group, you will be able to do it yourself" is obviously encouraging the zombies to make waves! If she asks and everyone points the finger at me, won't her image be ruined? No, no, no, about her, it's better not to tell the zombies about her for the time being!
Little Fat Man:
I didn't think to take pictures at the beginning, how can there be any high righteousness?
Yo Xi, such a statement could not be safest.
The suddenly looked disappointed - saying something like "Little fat man, you won't really masturbate too much, right", "Which GAL heroine is that cute girl?". The topic is skewed in other directions.
Jiang Yucheng sat in front of the computer and let out a long breath - thanks to his own wit, a catastrophe was averted.
Little Bird Tour Six Flowers:
Mina-san, Ohayo!
Shikoku Fengyun 007:
Six flowers, Ohayo!
Little Bird Tour Six Flowers:
That's right, fatty
Did you read the post on Cage Kongshan?
You're being sprayed badly.
A sneering smile curled up on Jiang Yucheng's lips, and he typed words on his hand:
"Where's the spray so miserable? It's just a few NCs. ”
Yo Xi, send it out... Jiang Yucheng doesn't care about that little bit of criticism and slander now, how is it sung in "The Song of the Armored Soldiers"?—— "For the enemy's so-called fortress, we give contemptuous ridicule, and then lightly bypass." Yes, that's what he thinks right now.
Little Fat Man:
It's just a few NCs.
Little Bird Tour Six Flowers:
······
It seems... It's not as simple as a few NCs
(Hmm, what's going on—Jiang Yucheng thought, isn't it just a few NCs?)
······
The next two lines of words that popped up in the dialog box suddenly made Jiang Yucheng unable to sit still.
Little Bird Tour Six Flowers:
The buildings are all built high
It's basically scolding you.
I... Jiang Yucheng's fingers trembled suddenly, and his fingertips slammed into the keyboard in front of him in a panic, smashing the Thinkpad's full-size keyboard with a bang.
Little Fat Man:
Damn?!
Give a link!!
Paladin:
Ask for the link and see what's going on.
Little Bird Tour Six Flowers:
XXX.XXXXX.XXX/······
Jiang Yucheng grabbed the mouse and knocked it in hard.
Note 1: "30 Forbidden Novelists" refers to the author of "White Album 2" Maruto Shiming, and "the male protagonist in the pen" refers to the ethics of the male protagonist An Yun in Maruto's new work "The Method of Raising the Female Protagonist of Passers-by". By the way, Maruto, do you really want to be sent a blade?!How did a good romantic comedy become a party drama again?!