Generally speaking, there are some enviable characters in the university, such as a student who has published a bunch of papers, a particularly powerful boss, and even a second generation of people above him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But, on the contrary, if a person is famous in his pre-university education, it is probably not a good thing. For example, Zhao Wei, a celebrity in the experimental middle school who is in the same class as Jiang Yucheng, is collectively referred to as "Viagra", and he is famous because of his stinky socks that grow mushrooms in the dormitory, and the quilt that can smoke Xiaoqiang to death if he is not washed for 10,000 years...

And this Yu Baochen, although it is better・・・・・ but it is not a good thing after all.

There was an English teacher who used to substitute for Jiang Yucheng's class, nicknamed "Xu Lao Fu'er", who was a well-known strange figure in the year group, and when she taught them, she didn't feel too abnormal, but she felt that her thinking was a little off the line, and her mood was not very stable; however, according to rumors, when she was the head teacher, she did not have such an attitude towards her students - the last second she still called everyone "baby" and "baby" The next second, there was a sudden hysterical attack, and the male and female relatives of the students up to the eighteenth generation had to greet them. And Yu Baochen's fame is also stained with the light of Xu Lao'er - of course, this is not a good light.

Yu Baochen is the secretary of the Youth League in Xu Lao'er's class, and he used to be the most precious of Xu Lao'er's many "treasures", but one day, for some reason, he provoked her and was bombarded indiscriminately - if it was someone else, he might have endured it, but Yu Baochen couldn't say a word with his short and powerful counterattack, and her face turned from red to iron. The specific situation is not clear, but it is said that Xu Lao'er was so angry that he slammed the door and left, and the class suddenly burst into warm applause and cheers...

"You're welcome, let's eat. ”

Aunt Han's cooking skills are not up to the same level, and they are at a medium level, but there are guests coming over today, and she seems to have prepared some good dishes. Steamed a few river crabs, this is a dish that suits the occasion.

"Come on, one crab per person. ”

Aunt Han enthusiastically distributed her proud works, first put the largest one in Yu Baochen's bowl, and then gave it to Jiang Yucheng - just as she and Aunt Huang pushed the third crab, Yu Baochen spoke coldly:

"Crabs should be eaten last. ”

"Huh?" Aunt Han didn't seem to react.

"The ancients said that crabs are tasteless. Her tone was calm, as if she was saying something to be taken for granted, "Now that I have eaten the crabs, I won't be able to eat any of the dishes on this table." ”

"That's okay, it's okay, keep it first, eat vegetables, eat other dishes..." Aunt Han quickly echoed her opinion.

If you want Jiang Yucheng to say, isn't everything the same when you eat? That's what it's like to treat you, what's the use of worrying about all this? Everyone is polite, no matter what you do, hello, I'm good, everyone's okay, won't you get it? -- At least on this point, Jiang Yucheng felt that he had to stand on his stepmother's side.

For women of Jiang Yucheng's parents' generation, the focus of life is often on children. Jiang Yucheng's years in junior high school and high school were also the years when his mother bothered the most about his life and studies. Yu Baochen is at the same level as herself, presumably Aunt Huang has been revolving around her child for seven years... Even if the child has gone to college, these hard-working mothers are still like old horses who pull more grinding, and will subconsciously continue to circle - before they could talk a word, Aunt Huang turned the topic to Jiang Yucheng again:

"Yucheng, which school are you in?"

"I... I'm at the National People's Congress. ”

Aunt Huang smiled happily, "Oh, oh, it's a good school...

"Yes, yes, it's on the other side. Aunt Han echoed, "Where is your family Baochen?"

"Clam North University of Technology. ”

Her answer was round, but her eyes were only on the meal.

"Oh, it's a clam university, right?"

"No, that's Clam North University of Technology-" Yu Baochen finally raised his head, "I'm from Clam North University of Technology, Clam Polytechnic." ”

Speaking of which, a recent news from the Clam University of Technology is that a doctoral student from their school has made outstanding contributions to the Chang'e Project, and the recent news from the University of Technology, not far away, is that he was disqualified from recruiting students because of organizing large-scale cheating in the MBA exam...

"Oh, oh, the science and technology are good, and the science and technology are good...

"I'm a second watch. ”

“・・・・・・”

Polytechnic University is indeed one institution, but it also has two admissions books - under normal circumstances, it is difficult for outsiders to judge whether a Polytechnic University student is one or two students from the materials such as degree certificates, if the person concerned does not say it himself. Aunt Han gradually became a little overwhelmed - Yu Baochen seems to have a specialty of intercepting people's conversations. However, Jiang Yucheng can understand a little bit where her depression comes from. The famous saying of the experimental middle school is "If the young don't work hard, the boss will go next door", but after all, there are still a lot of graduates who can't even go next door...

Although it has been widely complained, the National People's Congress is after all a first-tier university after Wudaokou and Wang Baduo (Note 1), and as for the science and technology, it is just a large-scale university under the provincial Ministry of Education. Even if you are admitted to the first major, there is nothing to boast about, let alone the second table. According to the third brother's caste system, people like Jiang Yucheng, who went next door, are considered the Shudras with the lowest status, but they are not even Shudras, they can only be untouchables, untouchables, living outside the caste and lower than the lowest, even more filthy than the most filthy, living at the feet of Brahma, not in the dreams of the gods, Yunyun...

No, the atmosphere is too embarrassing - fortunately, the two aunts don't care too much, if Jiang Yucheng presides, I'm afraid it will be cold. Aunt Han laughed and talked about the most unlikely topic-

"Ah, your daughter, have you been punished?"

That's right! It was impossible to be a must-win topic in the cold!--but, as if it didn't work very well for her.

"Nope. ”

What a neat refusal! It's almost like insisting on stopping the conversation from going on, and think about it—even if you're good-looking, a guy wouldn't want to associate with someone with such a bad attitude, right?

But Aunt Han didn't give up:

"I guess there are a lot of boys in your school. Isn't that easy to find?"

Under such enthusiastic questioning, even Yu Baochen had to turn his face and answer Aunt Han's question seriously:

"There are many, and there are not many of them. That kind of stupid person like cabbage and potato is no different from not existing. What did Einstein say? A hundred zeros add up to zeros. ”

When she had said that, she went back to eating with her head down—still in the tone she should have been, and the infallible defense was really incredible.

This is not right -- Jiang Yucheng secretly thought, as the saying goes, when two people meet, there must be an attack, so many No. 0s, what if there are no No. 1s? -- No! Jiang Yucheng suddenly found that he seemed to have too much understanding of some bad knowledge that should not be understood -- this is all Shanshan's fault! In order to find out what was going on with the video Shanshan made on Station B, he had worked hard to check a lot of information! To click on the obscure incisions of the philosophers, click on the strange links of the rows ♂ of strange ones, and the nerves are torn apart in those pictures and sounds, until there is a little inexplicable pleasure ♂, and then suddenly wake up, the precipice is reined in!

It seems that Aunt Huang is quite good at looking at the atmosphere, and maybe she is already familiar with her daughter's style, so she led the topic to Jiang Yucheng's side. "Renmin University should be more female and less male, right... Yucheng has a partner?"

"He's... he's probably too early. Aunt Han smiled and said, "This kid is quite honest." ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yucheng hurriedly swallowed all the half-chewed rice and hurriedly explained:

"I was too busy in my freshman year, and I had to study, do activities, and write novels, so I didn't have enough time. ”

――Maybe it's because I'm too careful, but after all, I don't want to be thought of as "pretty honest" by my sister, or "too wilted".

Maybe he was too worried - Yu Baochen, who heard the words "writing a novel", his eyes seemed to be shining for a moment.

Note 1: Tsinghua University does not have its own subway station, and most students get off at Wudaokou Station, so it is called "Wudaokou Men's Vocational and Technical College";