Chapter 586 [You're Traveling to My House!]
Less than nine o'clock.
The rain outside was a bit heavier.
On the coffee table in the living room, the bottle of red wine has bottomed out, and the two of them drank quickly, and they both drank almost, both of them were a little drunk, and they would be fine. In fact, Zhang Ye didn't want to drink so much, he didn't say it, he actually cared about Lao Zhang in his heart, he was afraid that she would drink alone, so he simply drank a little more, which could be regarded as helping Lao Zhang share some of the burden, and he was also afraid that Lao Zhang would get drunk and vomit all over the ground like the first time he saw her.
"Drunk?" Zhang Ye said with a smile.
Zhang Yuanqi breathed very evenly, "Hmm." ”
Zhang Ye said: "If no one drinks with you in the future, you can come over, I have made a lot of noise these days, but there is still time to drink, your sister Zhang has spoken, can I not accompany you?"
Zhang Ye knows that she is busy with work, that kind of busyness is not the busyness of ordinary office workers and white-collar workers in the ordinary sense, not that concept, Lao Zhang is a super first-line star of this level, the schedule is basically full for a year, fly to Shanghai today to do MV, fly to the south in the afternoon to shoot exterior scenes, and fly back to Beijing Cinema in the evening to shoot night scenes, even sixteen or seventeen hours a day are full, the pressure and work intensity can be imagined, naturally, there must always be a time to relax, always find a place where no one can find her to empty the pressure, otherwise people will be tired to death.
She looked at Zhang Ye, "It's quite interesting." ”
"That's, I didn't even say it to my friends. Zhang Ye said: "Not to mention the relationship between the two of us, we have fought together to fight the revolutionary friendship of the enemy's encirclement." ”
She said, "You're a cold joke. ”
Zhang Ye: "......"
She put down her glass, "Drink it, don't drink it." ”
"Well, drink less. Zhang Ye pointed to his bedroom, "Look at your eyes are dark, yesterday the filming was in the night, right? Why don't you sleep for a while? ”
Lao Zhang came to Zhang Ye's house today, probably just to drink some wine and sleep for a while to rest and rest, and he didn't shirk when he heard the words, "Okay, I'll lie down for an hour." ”
Zhang Ye said: "What is the use of an hour, you can wake up before half past four in the afternoon, my parents and my parents will not go home for dinner at noon, you can rest assured that you will sleep with yours." ”
She said, "You don't have any guests at home, do you?"
Zhang Ye smiled: "What guests can there be, don't worry, no one will come." ”
As soon as the words fell, a movement that made Zhang Ye tremble came from behind!
Ding dong.
It's a doorbell!
Someone rings the doorbell!
Zhang Yuanqi glanced at Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye couldn't help wiping his sweat, he didn't know who it was, he just thought about pretending to be dead and pretending that there was no one at home.
As a result, my mother's voice rang at the door, "Xiao Ye, open the door for me, I just came back from grocery shopping and got something, I'm too lazy to look for the key." ”
It's Mom!
Ding dong, the doorbell rings again.
Immediately afterwards, Dad's voice also came in, "Xiao Ye." ”
Zhang Ye said something bad in his heart, if other guests came, he could still hide, and he could pretend that no one was at home, but his parents had the key in their hands, he just didn't open the door and his parents could open it, he didn't know what to say, didn't you go to work, how did you rest, and went grocery shopping?
Lao Zhang looked at him and said, "Isn't there no one?"
Zhang Ye said anxiously: "I didn't expect it." ”
"You have to figure it out. She pushed the problem to Zhang Ye in one sentence.
Knock knock.
The door is still knocking.
Zhang Ye looked at Zhang Yuanqi's state of dressing, and said in his heart, buddy, what can I do, I can't explain it, if you are neat, let's just say it, but you are in a bathrobe, your hair is wet and obviously you have just taken a bath, and I can't tell this hundred mouths clearly!
"Xiao Ye, haven't you gotten up yet?" said after my mother said, "Come on, I'll open it myself." ”
Zhang Ye knew that there was no way to delay, so he hurriedly said loudly outside: "Mom, don't worry about it, I'm here, I'm here, just open the door, wait a minute." "At least delay for a while.
Mom said, "Hurry up, get dressed." ”
Zhang Ye turned his head sideways and hurriedly dragged Zhang Yuanqi into the bedroom, "You hide in my house first and close the door." ”
Lao Zhang said: "My bag." ”
"I'll give it to you, I'll take it for you. Zhang Ye quickly ran to the toilet, threw Lao Zhang's cosmetics into his bag, and threw the bag into his room, and then quickly packed up the red wine bottles and cups outside, but at this time, he only heard the sound of the key outside, and he didn't know if his mother or father couldn't wait, and was already taking the key to open the door. Zhang Ye hurriedly ran to close the bedroom door in a hurry.
When it was over, Lao Zhang finally popped out a sentence, "The wet clothes are in the bathroom." ”
The door closes.
Zhang Ye thought that it was too late to get the clothes, so he didn't care about it for now, his parents probably won't go to the toilet for a while, and he will find a way later, anyway, it's just his mother and father, stabilize the two of them first, and then take Lao Zhang's clothes when the time comes, and then propose a breakfast that is not easy to make, which is more labor-intensive and time-consuming, let his parents go to the kitchen to work, Zhang Ye took the opportunity to close the kitchen door and secretly send Zhang Yuanqi out of the house.
Call.
Luckily, it should be fine.
At this moment, Zhang Ye had already gone through the plan in his mind, and made sure that there was nothing missing, his nervousness calmed down a little, regained his composure, and greeted him with a smile, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, it's not a big deal, he can handle it alone.
The door was opened by a key.
Then, Zhang Ye saw a scene that made him stunned!
Dad walked into the house with two large bags of vegetables, "Wake up?"
Behind, my mother didn't come in, but stood outside the door and said to Zhang Ye: "Don't sleep, there are guests at home, they are all old neighbors, I haven't gathered for a long time, so I called everyone over to sit down." He turned his head and said, "Aunt Cui, come in, Xiao Yan, aren't you studying advertising?" ”
Aunt Cui entered the room with a smile on her face, "Xiao Ye." ”
Zhang Ye said dumbfoundedly: "Grandma Cui." ”
Xiao Yan was a little restrained, "Brother Zhang Ye." ”
Zhang Ye continued to stay, "Hey." ”
A middle-aged man came in the back, "Xiao Ye, haha, I haven't seen you in the community for half a year, it's amazing, now you're amazing, you're all big stars!"
Zhang Ye was still stunned, "...... Uncle Hu. ”
Another woman came outside, "Xiao Ye, do you remember me? When you were in junior high school before, I used to play mahjong at your house." “
Zhang Ye was still staying: "...... Aunt Yu. ”
walked into a middle-aged man again, "Hey, I haven't seen you much in two years, Brother Zhang, Sister Cao, your two sons are getting more and more handsome, um, well, they really look like my Sister Cao!"
Zhang Ye: "...... Uncle Wu. ”
My mother smiled: "That's it, if it's like my old Zhang, then I can't ask for it." ”
The door of a house opposite the door opened, "Yo, Lao Cao, what is this for?"
My mother greeted with a smile: "Sister Wang, hey, we went out to buy vegetables, and met a lot of neighbors in the vegetable market, and the chat was endless, it was inconvenient to talk in the rain outside, and the vegetable market was also chaotic, so I said that everyone should be invited to the family to chat, Brother Wang is not at home?"
Sister Wang smiled: "It's here." ”
My mother strongly invited, "Then come here, come to my house, let's have a meal together at noon, all the neighbors in the street know each other, not outsiders." ”
Aunt Cui also knew her, "Xiao Wang, come on." ”
Sister Wang laughed, "That's okay, I'll call my lover over." ”
Zhang Ye's head was already full of black lines at the moment, so he looked at them stupidly!
But the next moment, the door of the middle house also opened, and a sixty or seventy-year-old man walked out on crutches, "Xiao Cao, is this a treat?"
My mother smiled and said, "Uncle Liu, I was about to call you, yes, a treat, of course you are indispensable, come on, talk at home." ”
The old man is also not polite, he has been a neighbor for decades, and the friendship is not a day or two, and there is no need to be polite, "Okay, then I might as well be respectful, by the way, my son's puppy is still with me." ”
Mom said: "It's Huahua, right? Then you bring me to my house, there was still some leftover meat yesterday, I'll heat it up for a while, and give it to Huahua." ”
Old man: "That's good, I'll save trouble." ”
Dad also beckoned, "Come in, sit down, I'll find a few more chairs." ”
Mom said, "What kind of tea do you drink?"
"Just plain water. ”
"Haha, is there any green tea?"
"Yes, both!"
"I'll have a cup of green tea too. ”
"I want a drink!"
A group of old neighbors and neighbors all walked into Zhang Ye's door!
There are 12 people in total!
Well, plus a dog!
The situation is simply vigorous, the houses of seventy or eighty meters are almost crowded, one person is one footstep, one person is talking, the vegetable market is not as lively as theirs!
Zhang Ye watched the people who entered the house one after another, his chest was hot, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood three feet away, and he couldn't wait to faint on the ground! No wonder his mother and father had to knock on the door even though he had brought the key, it turned out that he was not only holding something in his hand, but he was also afraid that Zhang Ye might not be wearing clothes or going to the toilet, and he was afraid that it would be inconvenient for others to see it, so he knocked on the door first to remind him to be prepared!
Calm!
Zhang Ye, you have to be calm!
Isn't it just a few more people, how much of a thing, the plan is still the same, first say eat early and coax your parents into the kitchen, and then let a few neighbors go to your parents' bedroom to chat, and then use a trick to let a few other neighbors stand in the window to watch the scene, and don't let them look back, by the way, the dog should also be controlled, put a little sleeping pill in its food, and let it ...... Let it ......
Let it be a fart!
I'm calm about your sister!
It's useless to have any plans!
There are so many people, so many pairs of eyes, I can't fucking stuff Zhang Yuan's chess into my trouser pocket! What are you doing here? What day is this today? If you don't come early or late, you have to come today? You're all your mother's group to travel to my house! I'm here to form a group pit!?