Chapter 587 [Messed Up!]
in the living room.
There was a lot of crowding, and it was very chaotic.
"Tea is coming. ”
"Xiao Liu, you sit here. ”
"There's not enough room for the sofa over there, there are chairs here. ”
"Come, eat fruits, eat fruits, they all just bought. ”
"There's still room in the house, so if it's too crowded, go to my bedroom. ”
The people were divided into three groups, a few women went to their parents' bedrooms to chat, Aunt Cui and other older people sat on the sofa and chatted here, while a few relatively young middle-aged people and young people sat on chairs and stools, barely stuffing down more than a dozen people.
The man spoke twice.
The dog barked twice.
Don't mention that excitement again!
The old mother also said: "Xiao Ye, why are you standing stupidly, hurry up and talk to your uncles and aunts, everyone cares about you." ”
Zhang Yexin said where do I have the heart to chat, there is still a big living person in my house who doesn't wear much clothes!
Aunt Cui said with a smile: "You don't need to talk to us, Xiao Ye is also a busy person now, and he is a host, lecturing and shooting advertisements, so let the children be busy with their own affairs." ”
Uncle Liu said: "Hey, Xiao Ye is really promising." ”
"Yes, when I looked at Xiao Ye, I was not an ordinary person. Aunt Yu approvingly: "When I was a child, there were signs of it, I was very low-key, not obvious, I looked like a person who would do big things in the future, you see how it is now?
The old mother smiled, "No, this kid is just lucky, Xiao Ye, you take your little brother Yan and them to your house to talk, it's too crowded outside." ”
Yes?
What a house to go to!
Zhang Ye hurriedly said: "Don't, I didn't fold the quilt, there was chaos in the house." ”
Mom smacked her lips, "I'm afraid of something." ”
Zhang Ye said in his heart, of course I'm afraid, I'm afraid that I will open the door and scare you!
Xiao Yan also came over to ask, "Brother Zhang Ye, your smoking cessation advertisement is really good, how did you come up with this idea?"
Xiao Yan and Zhang Ye also know each other, they are all from the same community, and they all played together a few times when they were children, but they didn't play together much after they grew up and went to college, "Hey, it's just an idea." ”
After talking for a while, my mother suddenly got up, "You guys talk first, I'll go to the toilet." ”
Zhang Ye also continued to talk to Xiao Yan, and when his mother walked over, he suddenly realized that there were still Zhang Yuanqi's clothes in the toilet! He immediately shouted, "Mom! I'll go first, I'll go first!" walked two steps quickly and stopped her in front of her mother.
Mom glared, "You'll talk about it later." ”
"I really can't wait!" Zhang Ye pretended to be in a hurry, in fact, this product was indeed in a hurry, "You can help me get some early first, I haven't eaten it yet." ”
Mom pushed him, "You let me go to the toilet first!"
"I'll come first!" Zhang Ye had already entered the bathroom and closed the door.
Angry, my mother stared outside, "This damn child." ”
……
in the bathroom.
The babbling outside has nothing to do with him.
It was rare to take a breath to calm his mind, Zhang Ye looked around, and sure enough, on a small stool under the sprinkler head, he saw Lao Zhang take off the clothes he threw there, he walked over and picked it up, and felt that the clothes were all damp to the touch, rainy, and wanted to take it away, let's go, a thing stuffed inside fell to the ground, and after a closer look, it was Lao Zhang's underwear, black, silk, the kind of briefs with very thin fabric, and there was a dark flower embroidered on the right side of the front that was also black, very mature.
Quickly lowered his head and picked it up, one side of the underwear was quite dry, because it didn't rain when I wore it, but the side after falling to the ground was a little wet.
At this time, he thought of a question, how can he take out so many clothes, it will definitely not work here, people who come in will be seen, but if they take it out, this is obviously not their own clothes, and my parents will definitely ask when they see it, so it must be hidden!
How to hide?
Paralyzed!
Zhang Ye folded Lao Zhang's sweatpants first, then found a good place, opened his clothes, pinned the pants into the position of his lower waist, clamped it, and then folded Lao Zhang's long-sleeved shirt and stuffed it on the elastic band of the pants on his front waist, choking inside, and two stockings, which are the kind of short meat stockings, although Zhang Ye's pants have no pocket, but this is easy to do, Zhang Ye grabbed them together, and then took off his shoes and stuffed them into the slippers on his left foot, and then his feet went in to resist it, the shoes were suddenly a little small, but they could only make do, and then, Zhang Ye gritted his teeth and stared at her underwear for a long time, so he repeated the trick, grabbed the underwear into his hand and pinched it, pinched tightly, fortunately, the silk material is relatively thin, and Zhang Ye took off the slippers on his right foot and put them on the top of the shoes.
At the end, only the bra remained.
That bra with black embroidered black flowers!
This thing is thin, but because of the structure, it's not easy to hide, he pinched the bra and stuffed it on his body for a long time, and it was also quite abrupt, and people outside could see it at a glance.
Knock knock.
"Isn't it okay?" called the door.
Zhang Ye said quickly: "It's coming, it's good." ”
My mother said, "The rice is hot for you, hurry up." ”
As soon as Zhang Ye inhaled, he had to stuff the bra into his clothes, which was placed against his stomach, and the rustling silk material was still a little itchy on his belly, so he unscrewed the door with one hand, and covered his stomach with the other, pretending that his stomach was uncomfortable just now, "Whew, okay." ”
The door opened, and his mother looked at him, "What's wrong?"
Zhang Ye covered his clothes, "Maybe I didn't eat well last night." ”
"Did you eat last night, did you sleep, okay, get out of the way. Mom didn't pay attention to anything and couldn't wait to go into the toilet.
Zhang Ye escaped the catastrophe, and immediately stepped on the slippers with one foot on the stockings and the other on the underwear, and staggered towards his house.
It's coming soon.
However, the more anxious you are, the more mistakes you make!
Because the slippers didn't follow the feet, and there was something stuffed inside, Zhang Ye's heels at the moment were all on the outside of the shoes, but when he was about to walk to the door of the bedroom, the speed under his feet was too fast, and he didn't settle steadily, and the slippers on his right foot slipped out of the surface of his feet all of a sudden, and he turned over one by one, and the underwear of the old Zhang Tuanleng in the shoes also rolled out, and just fell to the side.
"What's wrong, Xiao Ye?"
"Don't fall. ”
Xiao Yan, Aunt Cui and others all looked over.
Zhang Ye's face turned green, and he was sweating profusely and hurriedly put on his shoes, "It's okay, it's okay." ”
Xiao Yan said with concern: "Brother Zhang Ye, why are you sweating so much?, is your stomach uncomfortable?" Suddenly, his eyes looked down slightly at the ground, "Hey, Brother Zhang Ye, you have dropped something, what is this?"
Zhang Ye's soul was scattered, covering his chest under his clothes with one hand, and hurriedly picking up the crumpled black underwear with the other, pretending to hold it indifferently in the palm of his hand, raising his hand with a smile, and staining the sweat on his forehead, "Yes, my stomach is uncomfortable, and I am also hungry, it's okay, just eat something." ”
Aunt Cui looked at him and reminded, "Your sideburns are also full of sweat." ”
"Oh, I'll wipe it, it's okay. Zhang Ye pinched the black cloth and wiped the sweat on his sideburns and neck, and said with a smile: "You talk first, I'll go back to the house." ”
After holding the black panties in the palm of his hand, holding the doorknob and unscrewing the bedroom door, he quickly dodged in, for fear that the scene in the house would be revealed a little, and then closed the door, he was not at ease, and locked the door from the inside. I took a breath and touched my head and neck, the smell of pants on my face, he was about to cry, and said in my heart that my buddy recruited someone to provoke someone today, why is it so much back!
house.
Lao Zhang actually lay on the bed and got into the quilt, holding a copy of "The Legend of Wukong" that Zhang Ye originally put on the windowsill in his hand, and was reading it.
Zhang Ye was speechless, "What are you doing?"
She said, "Read the book." ”
"I'm so tired, you're so laid-back. Zhang Ye said in a low voice: "Why are you still lying in the bed, if someone comes in, I won't be able to tell it clearly!"
She said expressionlessly: "Then what else can I do? There are so many people, they must not be able to leave, and there is no way for people to come in, is there a difference between me standing in the house and lying in the house?"
Again, it really doesn't make a difference. The queen of heaven is dressed in pajamas in her bedroom, this is going to be poked out, what a big news for your mother! One of them is a super first-line star, and the other is a third-tier star, if there is any scandal, neither of them can stand it, besides, Zhang Ye is still a person who has a girlfriend.
Zhang Ye took off her clothes, took off her shoes, took out all her clothes one by one, and helped her put them into her own package.
I only heard Lao Zhang say: "Your family is lively enough today." ”
Zhang Ye was also a little gloomy, "Who knows how my parents recruited so many people at once." ”
Lao Zhang added: "There is also a dog. ”
"Yes, and a dog. Zhang Ye rolled his eyes and said: "I've served them, this is to recruit a football team and bring a substitute lineup." ”
She said, "You have to find a way. "Keep reading.
Zhang Ye said: "There's no way, I can only consume it first, let's take a step at a time, okay, I won't say anything, I'll go out for breakfast first." ”
She replied, "I didn't eat breakfast either." ”
Zhang Ye groaned and said, "Got it." ”
I opened the door and went out of the house, and closed the door with lightning speed.
Mom had finished going to the toilet and was busy in the kitchen, and when Zhang Ye went over, the meal was almost ready, and he suddenly said, "Mom, then I'll take it." ”
My mother said, "What are you doing with it?"
"There were too many people outside, so I went back to the house to eat. Zhang Ye made an excuse, "Get me more." ”
"Have you eaten?" said Mom threw another egg and two pieces of flour cake that she had baked yesterday on the plate, "Do you want pickles?"
"No need. Zhang Ye took it and left.
Still opened and closed the door quickly, and as soon as the plate was placed, Zhang Ye handed the chopsticks to Lao Zhang on the bed, and whispered: "You use chopsticks, I'll eat with my hands." ”
Lao Zhang put down the book and began to eat it too, frowning, "The cake is salty." ”
Zhang Ye raised his chin, "Let's eat it, my mother's cooking is like that, we have to think about how to send you out first, if it really makes people see, so many people, so many mouths, I don't know what it will become, something really has to happen, your fans have to kill me, and your agent has to cut me with a knife." "If the two of them enter and leave the same hotel at the same time, there is still room for explanation, and there is also the role of justification, but now the scene of the two of them does not need to be explained at all, and the stupid force doesn't believe it!
Finish breakfast in silence.
Lao Zhang may have been sleepy, leaning against the head of the bed and closing his eyes.
Zhang Ye sat on the edge of the bed alone, listening to the chatter of a group of people outside the door, at this moment, he was in great pain!