Chapter 5 Blind date

Lancer press: This chapter does not mean to advertise, in fact, we have not been to the Modern Western restaurant, only bought the Modern popsicle to eat (what American pheasant brand HΓ€agen-Dazs) is completely exploded). Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 infoQK and I went to Portman on West Dazhi Street.

Jiang Yucheng was taken aback - sister, don't you care about this?

However, Jiang Yucheng still followed Shanshan's suggestion, chose a black windbreaker, a shirt with a dark blue wool vest, and a pair of black men's slacks, and entered the locker room to change into - eh, not to mention, such a dress does look very energetic! After wearing this set of clothes chosen by Shanshan, Jiang Yucheng's whole person suddenly changed from GDI's power armored infantry to a little brother who wears a suit and sunglasses in "The True Color of Heroes"!

"I didn't expect that wearing black would have such a good effect," Jiang Yucheng thought to himself, "Such a capable shape, isn't it like..."

… It seems that the Baektu Mountain was born a god general?!...

But then again, after changing such a set of clothes, the whole person really looks a lot more energetic - not only Aunt Han is so happy that she can't keep her mouth shut, but Jiang Yucheng herself is also very satisfied.

But then again, this time I led Shanshan out of the mall with her, but only bought things for one boy for herself, which is too strange! Jiang Yucheng thought - in the face of Aunt Han's inquiry, Shanshan repeatedly emphasized that she didn't have anything she wanted. But Jiang Yucheng himself has to care a little about it.

"Well, some of the shops sell hats too. ”

On the top of the shelf was a kind of white beret worn by girls, probably larger than a real military beret, and the fabric was very plush and cute. The weather in the Northeast is very cold, and it is easy to get frostbite on your ears without a hat, but Shanshan does not have a separate hat. Although most of the down jackets have hats attached to them, it doesn't matter if the boys wear them like this, and the girls are not necessarily beautiful... Thinking of this, Jiang Yucheng walked to the counter, took a small white hat woven of wool, and walked in the direction of Shanshan.

β€œβ€¦ I don't need to... Ahh

Little Lori let out a cute exclamation - Jiang Yucheng directly ignored her refusal and buttoned the little hat on her little head. "Hmm... It's cute!" Jiang Yucheng nodded with satisfaction, "Mom, what do you think?"

"Eh, this hat is goodβ€”it matches Shanshan!" Aunt Han was also pleasantly surprised, "Yucheng really has a vision!"

β€œβ€¦ Lovely... ?..."

Jiang Yucheng gently rubbed Shanshan's hat-wearing little head again - this time, she didn't refuse Jiang Yucheng's hat again...

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At five o'clock the next night, Jiang Yucheng and Aunt Han came to Modern Western Restaurant a little earlier according to the agreed time. This is also the first time Jiang Yucheng has entered the interior - after seeing the classical and elegant decoration of the store, Jiang Yucheng feels that it is worth the trip to come in. Of course, since it is a century-old store and is a part of the life of the city's residents, it shows that it has long been popularized, and the tableware on the table is very ordinary. The waiter wears a purple uniform, which matches the atmosphere:

"Hello ma'am, do you have a reservation?"

Aunt Han replied:

"Yes, the person who is scheduled is surnamed Huang. ”

"Ms. Huang, please come with me..."

Today, it seems that the woman is the east, and she has already booked the position early-Ms. Huang? Jiang Yucheng felt that this name seemed a little familiar, but for a while, he couldn't think of any of the people Aunt Han knew, which aunt was surnamed Huang...

If you don't return to the other party, you have to wait a while to come, Jiang Yucheng, who is destined to die for a lifetime, sat on the armchair and began to fiddle with his mobile phone boredly - although the "Little Pony Suit" is really energetic to wear, it is a bit thin overall, and in terms of comfort, of course, it is far less than the loose clothes that Jiang Yucheng wore before. Sitting in the seat and waiting for the other party to come, Jiang Yucheng felt that neither left nor right was either, and his whole body was very uncomfortable, but Aunt Han couldn't show it in front of her, so she had to focus on the mobile phone as much as possible.

"Hum!~~" At this time, the kidney 6 in Jiang Yucheng's hand suddenly vibrated - if you look closely, it turns out to be a text message from the innate god. Speaking of which, in general, girls nowadays often have either an apple gnawed by a dog or a three-stick from the stars - in short, they are all based on iOS or Android smartphones. There is no other reason - today's girls usually have a very diverse functional demand for mobile phones: either to take a self-pat hair scarf, or to shake a hook, or to play a variety of small games to pit money... All in all, only powerful modern smartphones can meet the functional needs of most girls for mobile terminals.

Although Jiang Yucheng is not a girl and has little interest in scarves and mobile games, he still has a great demand for the functions of smartphones - so he is now half a fruit fan, and he replaced the broken kidney 4 in his hand with Kidney 6. However, just like Yu Baochen is a strange breed among girls, the mobile phone she chooses is also different from other girls - she usually uses a BlackBerry that Jiang Yucheng can't recognize the specific model, and the body is quite stocky.

Jiang Yucheng has always pleaded that Yu Baochen should fully reflect his essence as Bai Fumei, and change to a high-end and high-grade smart phone such as a local tyrant Jin or Niu San, but Yu Baochen has always been dismissive of this - this natural god general seems to have always had a soft spot for Blackberry's full keyboard, and such a keyboard is very convenient for her to send Jiang Yucheng those ultra-long text messages of hundreds of words at every turn. But Jiang Yucheng's side is bitter - it's not that Jiang Yucheng has too many things, it's just that BlackBerry's software ecology is too far behind the mainstream intelligent system: you know, Yu Baochen often uses text messages with Jiang Yucheng to communicate some settings and other things - and if the conversation between the two is changed from text messages to micro [beep--], then Jiang Yucheng's monthly mobile phone bill can at least be cut by more than half...

After complaining about the choice of a natural god who is incomprehensible, and cursing RIM for being acquired by A Sange by the way, Jiang Yucheng opened the iOS notification center and clicked on the text message inside: (Note 1)

"I've got some new ideas about your premise. ”

Yo, didn't you want to be anti-vulgar before? Jiang Yu became happy-it seems that this natural god general is also a tsundere! It stands to reason that the girl tsundere must be cute. However, for Wang Tsundere β™‚, who was born a β™‚ god general, Jiang Yucheng had some philosophical β™‚ thoughts in his heart:

According to the common sense of the second dimension, the girl tsundere must be cute, but there is a premise - that is, the player can be sure that the girl opposite is really tsundere, not really losing her temper, but people in reality can't be so sure. I don't know why, Jiang Yucheng always subconsciously expelled Yu Baochen from the ranks of "sisters" - is it because this guy is too angry? Jiang Yucheng doesn't know why - think about it carefully, this guy's words and deeds are not the same thing as the so-called "female man", but they are also very out of line. The problem doesn't seem to be that Jiang Yucheng can't treat her as a girl - it's that Jiang Yucheng can't treat her as a "person" in the general sense.

"Isn't it vulgar? Isn't it new?"

Regardless of what he thought in his heart, Jiang Yucheng skillfully clicked on the touch screen, typed out this passage at a speed not inferior to that of a key-type full keyboard, and then lightly clicked the send button. No, no matter what, I have to let this guy pretend to be a little [beep-] in the future! Thinking of the extremely painful bill that Mobile sent to him yesterday, Jiang Yucheng thought to himself. It didn't take long for the divine general's reply to come:

"It's really a very uncreative rotten street setting. But with my genius, I can definitely turn decay into magic. ”

Jiang Yucheng's desire to complain was suddenly full, but in the end, he couldn't find the right words to describe it. Hey, hey, let's admit that you're a genius - although Yu Baochen's speech is still routinely angry, Jiang Yucheng finally didn't plan to refute:

"Let's be specific:"

Just a few seconds later, the reply came - it seems that the BlackBerry's typing speed is indeed worthy of its name:

"You look up, I tell you. ”

Raise your head? Jiang Yucheng was a little puzzled for a while - he was texting just now, and he kept his head down and looked at his phone. What did she mean by letting herself raise her head? Although she was puzzled, Jiang Yucheng still raised her head obediently-

"Yo, Sao Nian!"

The natural god will try to greet him in his usual tone, but in this case, no amount of concealment will be in vain. Jiang Yucheng knew why this guy wanted to keep his head up - just when he was texting just now, this guy just put away his phone and walked in from outside the restaurant.

"Yu... Yu Baochen?"

Jiang Yucheng was stunned - then, he desperately controlled his facial muscles to prevent himself from laughing:

It turned out that today Yu Baochen rarely changed the dressing style of the previous devil spy, and dressed completely like an ordinary girl: a sweater with a white jacquard pattern, a black short skirt (gauze or cotton, Jiang Yucheng couldn't tell for a while) black pantyhose, leather white boots, and a black tunic coat with a black fluff outside. Jiang Yucheng could figure out with her nose that this outfit was 100% chosen by her mother, not herselfβ€”just like if she were dressing herself, she would definitely choose the former between the "Infantry Power Armor" and the "Little Pony Suit".

The white tight-fitting sweater is one of the most figure-revealing outfits in winter - if Xiaoqi's body mainly focuses on the legs, then Yu Baochen's advantage is in the upper body. And this sweater, just like Xiaoqi's stockings, shows Yu Baochen's advantages more prominently. However, it looks quite demure like this...

"Ms. Huang... Aunt Huang?" Jiang Yucheng subconsciously muttered to himself, and hurriedly greeted Aunt Huang with a smile - no wonder it sounded familiar, it turned out to be Yu Baochen's mother!

It seems that just as Aunt Han has worked hard to groom herself, Aunt Huang has also put a lot of effort into Yu Baochen's appearance - there is no doubt that this outfit is put on her body, and the intention is obviously to make her show, or disguise, a kind of elegance and demeanor that Bai Fumei should have. For outsiders who don't know the details of this guy, at least when she doesn't speak (Jiang Yucheng doesn't know how well this guy is acting on the spot), the camouflage effect of this outfit is still very successful. BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT IN FRONT OF HER, JIANG YUCHENG, WHO KNOWS HER WELL-KNOWN - THEN THE BUFF EFFECT OF THIS DISGUISE DISAPPEARS, AND EVEN BECOMES A DEBUFF IN TURN...

After all, Jiang Yucheng knew that this kind of disguised elegance and demeanor did not exist in this guy's body at all - this outfit had become a kind of shackle worn on her. In contrast, Jiang Yucheng himself is much luckier - after all, although the "Little Pony Suit" is not very comfortable to wear, it was also chosen by Shanshan for her brother, and it is quite in line with her own aesthetics.

How to describe Yu Baochen's expression of shame, indignation and annoyance at this time?β€”β€” maybe it's because she has seen too much of the Ling [beep-] insult book she sent to her recently, Jiang Yucheng even thinks now that he should tie this guy's upper body with a restraint belt, exposing his C+ chest without covering; That's right, the shameful PLAY effect brought by this outfit on her is probably like this - or even stronger.

"Clam Ha, look at you......" Jiang Yucheng covered his mouth with his hand, lest he smile too openly and be noticed by Aunt Huang and them.

β€œβ€¦ Don't laugh!"

The natural god who swept the floor with dignity like a big lady said viciously. It's obvious: what Yu Baochen thought in her heart should be similar to Jiang Yucheng - so her expression was very gloomy, as if Jiang Yucheng really saw the picture in his head...

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β€œβ€¦ How are you..."

Sitting at the table of the Western restaurant in Madier, Jiang Yucheng felt as if there were 100,000 divine beasts rushing by in his heart - it turned out that this so-called "girl I knew" was Yu Baochen!!

"Before I came, I had a bad premonition..."Yu Baochen held his forehead with a headache, but he didn't forget to show off his cleverness with hindsight, "Now it seems that this is really the case..."

Come on, you really don't have to count on a blind date or something - before I came, Jiang Yucheng was still making up in his head, what would the girl he met look like, how much worse than "my own" Xiaoqi, now it seems that he would actually think about these things, it's too sweet!! before, Jiang Yucheng secretly made up his mind that for his chrysanthemum, he must pull out every FLAG of the "natural god general line"- Today, after seeing this guy's shameful PLAY, Jiang Yucheng strengthened his belief: even if he really becomes the Van in his ID avatar, he must not accept this guy as a flat boy β™‚! (Maybe she should be counted as a flat girl ♀?)

"Yucheng still remembers, right?" Aunt Han cautiously introduced, "This one used to come to the house for a meal, called..."

β€œβ€¦ Yu Baochen. Jiang Yucheng sighed, "Of course I remember this guy..."

"Yes..."Yu Baochen also looked like he had given up on treatment, "It's not just rememberingβ€”it's just toothless and unforgettable..."

That's right - Jiang Yucheng and Yu Baochen, if they will forget each other, then they will really have their brains in water. Not to mention that they just met a few days ago now, even after more than ten years and twenty years, Jiang Yucheng feels that he will never forget this guy...

Jiang Yucheng began to sort out the reasons for all this: although Jiang Yucheng and Yu Baochen are in contact almost every day, and they meet almost every weekend and during holidays, the parents of both sides really don't know much about these exchange activities between the two. After all, Aunt Han is only at home during the New Year holiday, and Yu Baochen is a maverick figure, and Aunt Huang doesn't know much about her whereabouts. When I went swimming two days ago, Jiang Yucheng just said lightly that he was going to "go out with his classmates", and Aunt Han naturally didn't know who she was going out with...

After Aunt Han learned about these things, she suddenly looked very embarrassed, and even her forehead was a little sweaty. On the contrary, Aunt Huang was so happy that she covered her mouth and laughed for a long time, and said, "Look at our two mothers~~~ Eh..."-Hearing this, Aunt Han's expression seemed to have eaten a fly, but it was not easy to spit it out in public, so she had to swallow it.

"I'm familiar with all the dishes here, so let's take a look at the menu first. Yu Baochen, who was seated, seemed to have regained his momentum a little. The menu was handed over. It seems that this "blind date" is going to turn into an ordinary meal. Aunt Han and Aunt Huang, who have accepted the reality, talk about them, while Jiang Yucheng and Yu Baochen talk about their own. is different from when they first met, and now the relationship between the two people is already very familiar, and the conversation has naturally become much more enthusiastic:

"What are the settings you think of?" Jiang Yucheng asked, "It is said that it can turn decay into magic..."

"In the paragraph you wrote to me, what did the male protagonist see the god of war Ares, and then did he get any system?" Yu Baochen quoted Jiang Yucheng's setting disdainfully, "What do you think here?"

"What do you think... What do you think?" Jiang Yucheng also felt that people's souls were a little incompatible.

"What's the reason? Why does the god of war want to arrest the male protagonist's strong man? What mission did he send the male protagonist to accomplish?"

It turned out to be asking this?β€”β€” Jiang Yucheng really didn't think about this question, in his mind, this system and the god of war are purely to explain the male protagonist's golden finger, but "why give him a golden finger"?... Β· Β·

As soon as he saw Jiang Yucheng's difficult appearance, he knew that he hadn't thought about this problem at all - Yu Baochen then said:

"I came up with the idea to explain the problem. ”

"What an idea?...

"'God List'. ”

What?

That is to say, neither the god of war nor any other god is a natural god that exists like Yahweh or Allah. God is changed by man, and God flies from the earth to the sky!"

"Oh?...

Jiang Yucheng probably understands a little: God is a human being, and God flies from the ground to the sky - in this case, then there can be new people who become gods and replace the old gods, not only a new generation of people for the old, but also a generation of new gods for the old gods...

Note 1: RIM is the manufacturer of BlackBerry mobile phones, and "Ah Sange" refers to Microsoft's new CEO Nadella, an Indian who has worked at Microsoft for 18 years. In 2013, Microsoft acquired Nokia for $7.2 billion. By the way,I checked WeChat before and it seems that there is also a BB version... Although the functions are not comparable with the Android\iOS version, there is a big gap with the WP version.

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