Chapter 4 I want to oppose the three vulgarities

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God's relief has become a swan song, and there is no more ghost dance in the world

"Hahahahaha~~~~~~~~"

Although the author (pen name "Night Age") obviously wanted to write about the poignancy of the little people, Jiang Yucheng still watched it with great joy - after all, even if controlled nuclear fusion did become a reality, the major of chemistry would not change much in the next ten years, which allowed Jiang Yucheng to look at the little people in the book from the perspective of a bystander as always. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

So, with such abundance, the hardcore cents were brutally slapped in the face by "reality", which is comparable to the same plot as Fan Jinzhongju, in the eyes of a hardcore ****** like Jiang Yucheng, the joy is almost off the charts! What Jiang Yucheng has seen before on forums and novel websites is either a disgusting thing written by 213 with three wrong views, or a pessimistic future depicted by BKCs who "kill the whole family after cooking". Even the articles written by ****** are mostly full of tragedy, often wearing bomb vests and dying with the puppet president in TAM Square - it is the first time that Jiang Yucheng has seen it - and the fight is so reasonable, so confident, so fully reflects the superiority of ****** in IQ...

"That's great!This push is really right!!"

The more Jiang Yucheng looked at it, the more excited he became, and the more he watched it, the more excited he became--not only because he, as a military fan, saw a powerful China that was getting closer to the advanced stage of socialism and the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation, but also because the description of the situation at home and abroad in the book could be said to be very real and very credible -- Jiang Yucheng even felt that if China really took the lead in breaking through controlled nuclear fusion, then the development of the world situation might really be carried out according to what the book said...

As for the military part, Jiang Yucheng's blood boiled -- from the beginning when the People's Air Force cleaned up the Vietnamese monkeys like in the Gulf War, to the ace captain commanding the 097-class nuclear submarine to fight wits and courage with the enemy, to the expedition of the 100W ton detachment to the Indian Ocean, and then to the army's direct airborne tank to seize the city... Jiang Yucheng, as a small citizen, certainly did not have the opportunity to know what the real war against Vietnam and India was like -- he felt that the war process written in the book could be regarded as a real process.

I don't know how long it took for Jiang Yucheng to divert his attention from the book - it turned out that when he was chasing "The Distance of the Fireball" to read, the penguin received a new message notification: he clicked on it and found that the natural god general had not only received the opening chapter he wrote, but also read the first ten chapters - the evidence that can prove this is the offline chat history displayed in the chat window:

"In addition to those unpopular anime bridges in your head, plus some RPG cutscene CG, is there nothing else?"

The natural god will speak as mercilessly as ever - it is obvious that she is very dissatisfied with the chapters written by Uncle Jiang, and directly denounces them as "three vulgarities" - vulgar and vulgar kitsch. Uncle Jiang felt that if the third general teamed up with the second general (Note 1), he would be able to directly say a passage of "I want to oppose the three customs"...

However, Jiang Yucheng did not deny Yu Baochen's accusation of "three customs" - at that time, Jiang Yu became "into the state" as soon as possible, devoting all his enthusiasm to the structure of the world, but the plot was greedy for convenience, and directly applied the first chapter of a time-traveling novel that he had chased.

Let's not say that the natural god will never be able to read online texts.,Even in the online literature circle.,The work that Jiang Yucheng refers to is not a good work-Now Dianniang's sci-fi area is full of sci-fi sheep's heads.,Pseudo-homo people who sell waste cute dog meat.,This work is just an average member of the pseudo-fandom army of Dianniang.。 Jiang Yucheng himself knew that such an beginning would definitely not work - he did not deny Yu Baochen's accusations at this point.

Jiang Yucheng himself was not too impressed by what he wrote in the hasty prologue - he only remembered that according to the original text he applied, the flow of the entire prologue was roughly like this: being cornered by the enemy, the loyal knight fled with the heroine who was a princess, and finally faced the enemy's attack, resisted the enemy's deadly fire with his body, and covered the heroine into a forest to hide. And at this time, just because of "lightning splitting" (although this reason is really vulgar, but now readers don't even read the prologue, and they really don't care about anything like lightning splitting car accidents... And the male protagonist, who unfortunately hung up in the original plane, met the "God of War" Ares in the other world, and then was captured by the God of War and thrown into this world with a golden finger. And the next plot is even more old-fashioned - the protagonist Wang Ba is full of anger, takes over the position of the knight who receives the lunch, destroys a group of miscellaneous soldiers of the enemy and saves the heroine who is in danger...

Like when he wrote "The Battle Queen's Plan" before, Jiang Yucheng did not set the background of this world with special care about this different world - he patronized "free flight", and he didn't have the heart to think about what this world was like. was scolded by Yu Baochen for being an "unpopular anime bridge", Jiang Yucheng actually didn't have much to say - because this thing is indeed a very unpopular thing, and even Jiang Yucheng himself knows this.

However, when the Heavenly God General sent these comments to Uncle Jiang just now, Uncle Jiang was still addicted to "The Distance of the Fireball" and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't notice what the God General said at all. When Jiang Yucheng saw it, the third general seemed to have really gone against the three customs with the second general, and he was not in front of the computer now. As for whether she went to see ****, Uncle Jiang didn't know (Note 2) - considering the hundreds of G of "boutiques" in her notebook, Uncle Jiang felt that this was not impossible. Speaking of which, the academic resources of the god general are really rich enough, and it has been several months since he copied those things to himself, and Jiang Yucheng has not "used" them yet... ・

Well, let's do it first-Jiang Yucheng thought. Yu Baochen himself once said that "anger can not be vented", and now that Jiang Yucheng's enthusiasm for writing is rising, it is better to continue to push down. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry to update, the previous words can be written slowly, and there is no need to rush at all...

On the afternoon of the third day ―――――――――――――――― ―――――――――――――――――― the dividing line, Aunt Han took Jiang Yucheng and Han Yingshan to Wanda Plaza - according to the scheduled arrangement, Jiang Yucheng will go to the Modern Western Restaurant tomorrow night to meet the "girl" who is said to know her. This dinner is written as "meeting", but it reads like "blind date", of course Jiang Yucheng did not refuse, but in fact, he had no hope at all.

After having Xiaoqi in his confidence, Jiang Yucheng felt that at least in a short period of time, he should no longer be able to tolerate other girls in his eyes - in Jiang Yucheng's opinion, this "blind date" is purely to sell Aunt Han's face, and that girl's attraction to Jiang Yucheng is probably not as good as the steak, beetroot soup, caviar and home-brewed kvass in Modern Western Restaurant.

However, Aunt Han obviously attaches great importance to this "blind date" - perhaps it is precisely because she and Jiang Yucheng are only stepmother-son that they attach importance to this extent. She nagged that Jiang Yucheng "didn't pay too much attention to grooming", and pulled Jiang Yucheng to Wanda to buy clothes. In the past, Jiang Yucheng heard that this was obviously very annoying - but now, Jiang Yucheng was a little moved in his heart: no matter what, kindness should always be accepted.

And what surprised him even more was that Shanshan, who was squatting in Wannian's house, actually agreed to leave the house in this cold winter - although on the surface it seems that this housegirl seems to be spoiled by her parents, but in fact Shanshan is not the kind of child who is so willful that she can't go in oil and salt, her mother asked her to go out for a walk, and she will still obey. Not only squatting at home, but even listening to the words of the parents, it is exactly the same as the dry sister! Thinking of this, Jiang Yucheng felt a little lost -- if only in the future, Shanshan could treat herself like Xiao Bury did to Taiping! Of course, he is still a lot worse than Taiping...... This must be acknowledged.

In the garage on the first floor of Jiang Yucheng's house, there was a Passat that he bought a few years ago -- and after his father went abroad, Jiang Yucheng was the only one in the family who had a driver's license. So Jiang Yucheng became the driver as a result, and Shanshan sat in the back seat of the car. Jiang Yucheng just glanced at Shanshan in the back seat through the rearview mirror

Now, Jiang Yucheng finally has a chance to satisfy his curiosity - just like Jiang Yucheng imagined, Shanshan's style of dressing still looks very feminine (this is the same as the decoration in the "enchantment"): the coat is a small bright yellow cotton jacket - because the indoor temperature is relatively high, it doesn't take long for Shanshan to take off her coat after entering the room. Inside the coat, there is a pink knitted cardigan, and the unique texture wraps the sister's slender body very attractively - of course, the side effect is that the slight ups and downs on the flat chest of the little Lori also become more conspicuous...

The lower body is a short black striped skirt with a red background - the legs behind the skirt are naturally wrapped in thickened black pantyhose. In the early years, it was known that JY used to boast that Japanese students wore shorts/skirts bare-legged in winter as "honing the will of the next generation", but the girls in District 11 have paid the price of radish legs + high incidence of rheumatism in order to wear skirts bare-legged - if it is in the colder eastern three provinces, it is even more suspenseful to play like this.

If you want to wear a skirt in winter without freezing your legs, in addition to thickened black tights, you must also have thickened warm velvet pants inside - Jiang Yucheng knows that Shanshan is afraid of the cold, and it is definitely impossible to do anything "to be demeanor and not temperature". However, even with a layer of velvet pants under the tights, my sister's legs still look very slender and not bloated at all. Of course, judging from the overall proportions of the body, Shanshan's "beautiful legs" are still worse than Xiaoqi's-well-well, even so, in the crowd, Shanshan can still be regarded as one of the best beautiful girls.

Jiang Yucheng looked at Shanshan's figure with some greed - not that he was fascinated by Shanshan's dress, he simply felt that Shanshan's outgoing clothes were rare. After all, Shanshan usually either stays at home in pajamas, or changes into a school uniform and goes to school, except for the first time when she invited Yu Baochen to her home, she has never seen Shanshan wear other clothes...... And what especially attracted Jiang Yucheng's attention was the shoes on Shanshan's feet:

For most teenage girls who are in middle school, the high-heeled leather boots often worn by adult women are definitely not to be worn - under normal circumstances, girls usually choose UGG's mid-height flat cotton boots, which not only look cute, but also very warm to wear. However, the pair of brown boots on Shanshan's feet obviously didn't look like a common style of women's shoes - Jiang Yucheng always felt that he seemed to have seen them somewhere, but he couldn't remember them for a while...

Eh! Wait! Jiang Yucheng's mind flashed with inspiration -- no wonder the boots Shanshan wore looked familiar! Isn't this the 550ST desert military boots that Belleville supplied to the U.S. Marine Corps! A little Chinese girl with the size of a loli wears U.S.M.C desert military boots designed for the size of American soldiers, this combination looks too subtle!

Only then did Jiang Yucheng think that his sister was not only a beautiful and lovely girl, but also a military mansion that could draw fighter jets! Since it was a hardcore military mansion, this attribute would definitely be reflected in some details in terms of dressing. Not only Shanshan, but even Jiang Yucheng, who is his elder brother, is the same - the current Jiang Yucheng has a pair of brown-green big-headed cotton shoes on his feet, fat brown sweatpants on the lower body, a brown-green jacket with a hat on his upper body, and a dark brown thickened leather gloves on his hands.

This set of outfits was evaluated by Aunt Han as "too little attention to grooming" - in fact, this can only show that Jiang Yucheng and Aunt Han's definition of "grooming" is completely different: Jiang Yucheng is specially wearing pants with many pockets and deep pockets, and those pockets are also zippered to seal, which allows Jiang Yucheng to put his wallet, mobile phone, USB flash drive keys and the like into his pocket without worrying about losing them; on the other hand, the position of the chest and shoulders of the jacket was nailed by Jiang Yucheng with a "Command and Conquest" The result of GDI's Flying Eagle LOGO is that due to Jiang Yucheng's huge size, if he holds a bulky weapon like an XM-29 or Type 05 "strategic rifle" in his hand, then his whole person looks like a theater armored soldier in C&C3 (Note 3)... BY THE WAY, JIANG YUCHENG ALSO HAS A BLACK SET OF SIMILAR SUITS - IF HE IS EQUIPPED WITH A BLACK MASK, THEN HE CAN DIRECTLY COSS INTO ODST.

Jiang Yucheng thinks that wearing such a dress is easy to act and is also very in line with his own aesthetics, and there is nothing wrong with it at all - but if it is a "blind date", it should cater to the aesthetics of the girl more than his own aesthetics. Aunt Han told her thousands of instructions, and Jiang Yucheng had no choice but to compromise - who made military fans and anime nerves a niche group?

"Yucheng, how about trying this?"

Aunt Han pulled Jiang Yucheng very enthusiastically into the specialty store - and then picked up a red coat hanging on the hanger, "Do you like this style?"

"Well, no," Jiang Yucheng said casually, "The color is a little too bright..."

"Where's this one?"

β€œβ€¦ Noβ€”it's obviously too skinny for me to fit in. ”

When it comes to dressing, Jiang Yucheng is neither demanding nor very picky - this sounds paradoxical, but in fact it is a matter of course for Jiang Yucheng. He doesn't have any pursuit of dressing: in Jiang Yucheng's view, clothes are just "enough" - compared to spending money on dressing, Jiang Yucheng is more willing to use limited funds to go to the restaurant to make tooth sacrifices, buy some books he needs, or start books, digital equipment and house objects and other things with high use value...

But on the other hand, Jiang Yucheng has some "hypocritical" requirements for the clothes he wears - when he remembered that he was forced to wear the same clothes as those little Loli in kindergarten, Jiang Yucheng felt that cold sweat broke out on the back of his head. Perhaps because of this, he always subconsciously felt that he was still too weak and not strong enough. When Jiang Yucheng chooses clothes, there is an untouchable "unspoken rule" - the clothes worn on his body must make himself look very manly and gentlemanly (at least let Jiang Yucheng think so), the color of the clothes is fancy, it is definitely not okay, because it looks frivolous and the size of the clothes is tight, that is not good, because it looks girly. Therefore, Jiang Yucheng's coat is almost all black, brown or dark blue, and his shirt has no colorful style except for white and sky blue (the style of the sea soul shirt).

So, this formed a dead knot - when Aunt Han asked Jiang Yucheng what kind of clothes she wanted, Jiang Yucheng replied "whatever", and when Aunt Han really brought a piece of clothing, Jiang Yucheng would refuse for various reasons.

Jiang Yucheng's biological mother had long been accustomed to thisβ€”but Aunt Han seemed a little nervous. Jiang Yucheng's "indifferent" attitude towards clothes seems to Aunt Han to be completely synonymous with disgust and impatience. After all, the stepmother's position is far less unshakable than that of the biological mother. However, Aunt Han's nervousness does not mean that Jiang Yucheng is leisurely - at this moment, his mind is not so much on the clothes as on Shanshan: for this time to buy clothes, Jiang Yucheng just feels that it doesn't matter - and Shanshan is obviously really impatient, standing up and walking around for a while, looking for a chair to sit down on...

However, in contrast, Aunt Han was not very worried about Shanshan - Jiang Yucheng felt very puzzled at first, but then he found that his worries were still unnecessary because he knew that his daughter was like his mother: Shanshan, who seemed very impatient just now, quickly quieted down - her attention was completely attracted by the women's clothes in the store.

Jiang Yucheng doesn't know whether there are girls who are not interested in clothes - but now it seems that girls who are full of girlish feelings in their hearts and are not interested in clothes definitely do not exist, even if they are heavily squatting at home. And Jiang Yucheng's side, although he said that it didn't matter, but in the end, at the insistence of Aunt Han, he chose a few dark coats and pants that could enter his own eyes as alternatives. But in this way, a new trouble appeared - Jiang Yucheng tried on several clothes in total, and finally couldn't decide which one to buy.

β€œβ€¦ It's still the best first one..."Just when Jiang Yucheng didn't know how to choose, Shanshan suddenly spoke, "... My brother looks thin when he wears it..."

Note 1: "Three Generals" and "Two Generals" refer to Jin Sanpang and Jin Erpang respectively - I don't know if it's a coincidence or what, these two look very much like Guo Degang and Yu Qian... There was once a comparison picture, and the faces of the two generals Jin were slightly P, and they became Lao Guo and Brother Qian... The later "I Want to Oppose the Three Customs" is one of the representative works of Guo Degang and Yu Qian

Note 2: "I keep saying that I am a scholar, I am tired of being in the entertainment industry all day long, I am anti-vulgar in front of people, and I am watched by ****." This sentence is from Guo Degang's "People in the Rivers and Lakes" - of course, the "anti-three customs" here are obviously not the same thing as the "three customs" mentioned by Yu Baochen

Note 3: ZoneTrooper is a Command & Conquer 3 class and is also commonly seen in various promotional posters for early C&C3, this type of power armored infantry has strong offensive and defensive capabilities, as well as the ability to fight in the harsh environment of the Red Zone.

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