The general is so superstitious

After Xiao Hei and Jiu Ye did something bad, Xiao Hei was lying on Jiu Ye and sleeping comfortably. Jiu Ye lazily played with Xiao Hei's hair, and suddenly remembered something, so he asked, "I remember that you were born in the first month?"

Xiao Hei didn't look up, and replied, "Yes, you haven't given me any gifts yet, I can't rely on it this year." ”

The ninth master said "hmm", got up and sat up, and said: "A few days ago, the thirteenth came to me and gave me a book of Western gossip. ”

Xiao Hei stared at a pair of big eyes and asked, "What does this mean?"

Ninth Master: "The meaning of X is cold." ”

Xiao Hei was surprised, and recalled the battle picture of Fang Cai, he was obviously ...... It's not lukewarm. So he was not convinced, and asked: "Then what zodiac sign are you?"

Jiu Ye: "I was born in Chongyang and am a Scorpio. ”

Xiao Hei hurriedly asked, "What does this mean?"

The Ninth Master thought for a moment, and his expression was extremely serious: "The meaning of X fanaticism." ”

Xiao Hei was furious, and said frantically: "How is it possible! That book says the opposite!" ...... Before he finished speaking, he found that Jiu Ye was looking at him playfully, and Xiao Hei, who caught chickens, immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing.

"This ...... That one...... I ......"

Jiu Ye did not give Xiao Hei a chance to defend himself, and directly proved the correctness of the theoretical knowledge provided in the book with practical actions. So our poor little black bit his fingers while holding the ninth master who was in the attacking position and described in the book as "X fanatic", and tears of remorse flowed from the palace to the outside of the Seibu Gate.

"Xiao Hei, you want a birthday present so much, let's have a baby!"

“…… Envelope...... Superstition kills people...... This kind of talk...... You also need to...... Take action to ...... Verify it...... Yes...... Is it ...... Ah......h

“……”

Therefore, sometimes feudal superstition not only does not kill people, but may also create people.