Chapter 0209 The white pig will become a sperm after feeding it for a long time

When the short lady said this, she felt quite bad in her heart. Pen %fun %Ge www.biquge.info this man who is not fat pigs, he raised himself very fat, and the old man sold himself countless eight times to Xinghua's sister-in-law, and he didn't earn a single hair, and he also posted 800 yuan.

"Lady, don't mention him again. The big tree has no girl, the big man has no talent! The pig doesn't climb when it's big, the dog is big, and the dog sleeps in the shell. Who doesn't know that the dwarf is big and small, and he can't be the master of the house, how can you buy your own living treasure? Come, I have money, hurry up and take out your spot and sell it!"

"You have money and ability, just call your sister to the spot!" the short lady scolded back in her heart. She must not say much to these people who are in a lot of blood debts, once they start a war of words, they will dirty their teeth and ears.

She bit it off: "Your wife, I will resolutely not sell it if I don't have more than five or six hundred pounds!

Those bad guys who are used to scheming, how can they miss the past!

"Haye, short lady, short lady, you are very big in some places, but there are still some places that are small and tight, such as your mouth, clamped so tightly, and never let go. I can't even insert the needle of Zhou Baliang, hoha, but my old Huang Li can see it clearly, your body, even the fur and skin, is not more than one hundred and eleven catties, I don't believe it, I will be weighed immediately! Less than this number, ten yuan a catty sold to me. As long as it exceeds one or two, I will be out for a hundred yuan and a pound!"

"Yes, yes, yes, if you want to grow to five or six hundred pounds, unless you invite more than fifty of our butchers, all come to the dog hemp soup, and add fifty or sixty cubs with you......" The short lady's own words made a big speech, how could those bad fetuses not let go of the opportunity to use the question to wave their hair?

People with real discerning eyes can see most people in the world at a glance, and there is also a urine bucket that will be discounted.

The urine bucket looked at the long white pig that the dwarf lady had spent more than two years of hard work to cultivate, and saw that it was full of food and had nothing to do all day long, and she slept so deeply, and she didn't know how much heart the dwarf lady had for her ****, and how many words she had been said by those pig killers, if it weren't for the dwarf year, it would have been stabbed a year ago.

But he still doesn't worry about everything, and he doesn't even care about his own life and death, let alone repay his kindness.

The urine bucket itself couldn't sleep even more at night, and when I saw its sleeping appearance, I felt angry, and I found a big stone and threw it at the pig!

Of course it hit, the urine bucket is a stonemason, and he has an affinity for stones, and he is already a family member who can see the three-line sharp nest eye, and he has a good feeling for the head control, such a big pig, he won't miss it if he doesn't have to aim.

Bang, the stone made a muffled sound on the belly, and it bounced aside.

The long white pig only snorted in its nose, and did not even shake its body. and continued to sleep with him. That little blow was too painless for him.

The urine bucket is very angry, tonight is too bad for her horses, I didn't look at the climbing piece, can't I beat the pig?

The urine bucket picked up the ringing rod used by the short lady in front of the pigsty to teach the pig, and was about to whip the pig.

"Are you looking for death?" Leng Bu couldn't prevent urine from poking his head, and suddenly a cold human voice came from him.

Big fat pig speaks human words?

The quack meat of the urine bucket is numb. The pee bucket was terrified! But I saw an arm that was whiter than the white pig and more pink than the moon in the sky stretched out diagonally, and the three sparkling hands accurately grabbed the big ears of the urine bucket and listened to the sound of water for a while, and the sound that sounded better than the flowers was angry on her fingertips, itching into his eardrums: "If you want to, there is it on the beach, you don't need to hold the lever, do you want to eat hot urine buckets?"

Her fingers are the flowers that bloom on the tender lotus roots, and she blooms more and more frequently and more vividly.

White lotus root, blooming red flowers. But it's not a red lotus, but a red apricot flower, because she is Li Xinghua.

Those fingers were more beautiful than on the ladder with Qiu Luozi, because she opened them wider, because the ears of the urine bucket were uglier than the ladder.

Her hand flowers are too beautiful to be rural, they have reached the level of bewitching, otherwise, how could a flower bloom on a urine bucket?

The ears of the urine bucket are not actually made of wood, nor are they plastic, and the ears of the urine bucket will also hurt, and he can't run off like any urine bucket that has been pulled on the ear.

"It hurts!," he said, "and if there's something good, speak quickly, or I'll scare you out on the beach and call your mother!"

Li Xinghua's hand tightened, and she twisted a few channels in a row: "You want to carry it, right! Are you not afraid that after your broken kiln collapses, there will only be ink and black, and there will be no hard ties?"

"Sister-in-law, it seems that you have really become bad. Holding Lao Tzu's hard goods in his hands, his mind is still hitting Lao Tzu's crotch!"

"Hee-hee, you soft poop is embarrassed to be called hard goods? Is there no dough pin at home, pick a tomato melon as a stick. Why, you still want to run away with a stomp, run out and spread the news of the old lady on the pigsty upstairs to everyone?"

The urine bucket knew that tonight was a bit miserable, and he always liked to hide in the pigsty upstairs to look at Leng Bao, who would have thought that he would meet a common hobby tonight. So without waiting for his apricot blossom hand to turn into a spicy hand, he quickly softened: "Tap and tap, I didn't make much noise, don't pull me so painfully." ”

If it weren't for my quick hands, you would pick up the ringing rod and pat it twice, and you would hear it ten feet away, if you wake up the short lady and shout to catch the thief, then I won't be able to run away and I won't be able to walk you, so you just wait to carry the banana skull and parade through the streets!"

The urine bucket is also thinking about it, and when the time comes, he will carry the banana skull on his back, and hang a few pairs of broken shoes around his neck, so he will swim in the ditch and ditch for three days, and then go to the town for three days, so that he will lose his face and never come back for the rest of his life.

"So, you say Cha Do?"

The urine bucket originally thought that Landrace pigs would become sperm after feeding for a long time, as if they could understand human speech. After two or three sentences, he figured out that someone had learned the tricks he had used and hid in the pigsty upstairs to do it coldly, which could indeed scare people's souls.

"What should I do, come up and teach you!" The five-petal flower on the branch of the pink arm was pulled up, and the ears of the urine bucket grew longer, and the body was three inches taller.

"Quick, someone is promoting!"

"I thought it was a foolish fairy, but it turned out to be a big goblin. ”

"Can't get up?" The hand is straining again, and the urine bucket is about to turn into a child-free ear. ”

"Up and up, how can there be a man who can't be shouted by a beautiful woman? Xinghua opened her mouth, and Megumi Yanagishita will also become obscene. ”

At this point, the urine bucket finally determined that Li Xinghua had indeed gone bad, otherwise how could he not even let go of himself, a true dwarf who was only as tall as three baba cows?

"That's just like the words. (To be continued.) )