Chapter 0210 - Yangguan Road on the single-plank bridge
The woman upstairs let go, and the urine bucket obediently climbed up the pigsty building. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The upstairs of the pigsty has changed dramatically, it is no longer a kennel made of urine, but has become a large bed.
The urine bucket didn't dare to face the apricot blossom sister-in-law of the red fruit. The moonlight shone obliquely, and the upstairs had already been made into a beauty nest by her, covering the quilt, pillows, felt towels, paper perfumes, and so on.
The urine bucket noticed that this set was not only the first time to use, it turned out that this set of family members had already been put in a large plastic bag and hidden under the wheat straw pile, and when they wanted to use it, they were taken out and spread out, and it only took a few minutes to be used as a cave room.
The big bag was right next to it, and the urine bucket was pretty sure it was for the supplies, because the perfume smelled the same.
The urine bucket of this beauty in the human cave was originally very familiar, her mountains and rivers, puddles and ditches and bumpy ditches, he had browsed countless times, but those were all from a distance, and he didn't dare to play closely.
The building went up, and he didn't dare to be short-sighted, he didn't dare to look at each other, and he couldn't find his place.
used to watch other people's performances, and those embarrassments, weaknesses, and jokes of others were all burst out by him with relish, but now it is his turn to perform in person, and he knows that his acting skills are worse than those male testaments who have been laughed at countless times by him.
"This, this ......" The soft light of this body dazzled him more than the kilowatt headlights, and he couldn't look at it carefully at all.
"Do you take it off by yourself or will I take it off with you?" If I take it off with you, I will throw it all to you on the platform of this Landrace pig and make a nest for it!
How dare the urine bucket decay? It can be taken off faster than a pick. Fast is fast, the pants are still bending, in order to take off faster, Xiao Xiao put away the shoulder point, don't want to knees up, squeezed his top downstairs, porphyry, the pair of men and women stretched a pair of necks and looked, really, good death, fell on the drift beach with pig dung.
The urine bucket quickly opened his pants and got up and wanted to go downstairs to pick them up. But he was pulled by the woman: "What do you still want to do? The is all, can you still wear it as a clean one? Just don't do it, when the meeting is over, you will push the to the pit!"
"But in the future, they will be recognized by the old dwarfs! Where can I tell then?"
"What are you afraid of, your mouth is so good at stirring, can't you stomp on it? You won't say that when you are out of the great courtesy, you accidentally put it on your shoulders and slipped it down, and you fell down by yourself, thinking that it was too dirty, so you didn't ask for it! Really, you can't tell a lie!"
In front of Xinghua's sister-in-law, the urine bucket is usually a little clever, and it is not enough to see it at all.
"The old lady has long known that your baby is peeking, and the old lady will let you see it, just as a gift, and you must always pay back if you receive too many gifts. You'll pay back some interest today, and I'll see how I clean you up later!"
"What's the matter? Now I'm scared? Don't you go around saying that the old lady is a white tiger star? The white tiger wants to eat people, and if you want to, you can't hide. Don't you often teach the old dwarf how to fix it in front of the White Tiger Star, how to do it, you say it one by one, you say it so well, you can take out your skills now!" Li Xinghua not only became debauched, but even talked a lot.
It seems that the cultivation of the Iron and Stone Blossom Cultivation Catalogue has reached a certain intricately chaotic period, and there is an excessive greed for Nanzhen, as if it is a prelude to confinement tuberculosis.
He clapped his hands, wanting to do it but not daring to believe that it was true, how could such a big gift fall on his amazing appearance?
"Sister-in-law, how embarrassing is you to give such a gift? ”
"No, young man, not only you, but even if you don't raise your eyes and blink a ghost, I'll take a chance to return his gift!"
Speaking of ghosts, she was still angry in her heart, and let her house turn over and hit ghosts, so that the feng shui on her body was messed up for many years, and it was only recently that she had a good advantage.
She didn't know that this good trend was still Yueping's mountain and water restoration, and the joint performance started from the big picture to correct the benefits brought by the general trend of feng shui.
She gritted her teeth a little: "I don't believe that he really doesn't lift or lift, the old lady wants to squeeze out his egg yolk!"
"Sister-in-law, don't scare me, wait a minute, the little urine bucket will be scared by you. ”
"What, are you afraid? Don't you dare? Don't you have a very good mouth? You still want to smoke a wheat straw, do you think the old lady really doesn't know? Anyway, the person the old lady is waiting for has already made a mistake, so it's better to use your good son to heat the stove. ”
The two of them used talking as a tie, and when they talked about making trouble, they were ready.
One is the busy Yangguan Road, and the other is a single-plank bridge that no one cares about. As soon as the single-plank bridge was on Yangguan Road, it was deeply immersed and disappeared.
Seeing that Li Xinghua was not out of reach, she still tasted it, and the confidence of the urine bucket suddenly came.
"Haha, sister-in-law, don't boast about squeezing out the egg yolk of the ghost blink, let me tell you, among our stonemasons, if you really want to talk about dog hemp soup, the old man has the least ability. Don't think you're just an old dwarf, don't worry, you can catch any of them, you're a bit of a master! ”
Xinghua listened to him and began to get nervous again, and finally began to hurt him: "Only by believing in your words can there be ghosts! Do you have a long mouth and a short head, and you don't care if you put down the pot? Even shrimp and shrimp will crawl, and if it is a worm, it will crawl a few times. You're really sitting there like a pee bucket, waiting for someone to pull it. ”
"You are a woman's family, and you have never paid an account, what do you know? This is called a good thing, not busy, I call it reconnaissance, do you know? First of all, you must be quiet, familiar with the environment, and quietly feel the enemy's situation......
"I still feel the enemy's situation, and as soon as I go into battle, I hide, don't I haven't been on the battlefield yet, and the gun can't be fired!"
"Ahem, I don't understand if you still don't believe it, we're scouts, we have short guns, and we're silent, and we can knock you down without making a sound! If you don't believe me, I'll shoot a few shots." Attention, here it is! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!"
Four shots were fired in a row from the urine bucket. Li Xinghua really didn't prepare: "Oh! I'm going to die, it's been marked so early, how can there be someone like you, you will shoot when you come up, and you will run out of bullets in a few clicks, how can you fight in the battle later!"
"Haha, our range is long enough! Don't look at us, we only have three inches, but we are a hot weapon, and we don't have the knowledge to compare it to the shuttle standard Sakura gun. Sister-in-law, don't worry, we are scout guerrillas, and we won't get tired no matter how long we fight. Even if this battle is fought until dawn, you won't be able to squeeze our Zibi!"
"The old lady really doesn't believe it, she can't clean up any winter melon. ”
"Come on, eat, eat!"
"Come on, goo-goo!" (To be continued.) )