The students who saw the literature club were puzzled.

Teacher Liu explained to everyone with a smile: "Do you remember what I once told you about ruthlessness?"

"Yes!"

Everyone nodded.

Ruthless right.

This is created by a famous predecessor in the early years, but there are very few people who use it, and it is a partial door in the middle of the door!

"That's good. This is actually ruthless right. ”

Teacher Liu Chen nodded with satisfaction and began to explain in detail:

"The tree is half-founded, and it really has nothing to do with it. ”

"Tree to fruit, is the name of the object; a point to a thousand searches, are all measure words, ancient, eight feet for the search; dry to axe, are the name of the object, dry - a weapon in ancient times. ”

Therefore, the upper and lower sentences are very neat, but the meaning of the sentence is irrelevant, and the so-called ruthless pair is that there is no relationship between the artistic conception. ”

"But Mr. Lu's lower couplet, it just so happened that he not only kept up with the couplet neatly, but also made it clear that the lower couplet was written 'really irrelevant at all'. ”

"This is the absolute of the absolute in the 'Ruthless Pair'!"

Hear Liu Chen's explanation.

Everyone gasped.

"Shhh

"Mr. Lu is talented!"

"I didn't expect such a part-of-the-way couplet, Mr. Lu knows. ”

“......”

"Okay, let's go, I'm really sleepy. ”

Lu Xiaobu yawned and said to the female student bully Zhang Shilin: "You can go with me now." ”

"Okay, teacher. ”

The female student bully said immediately.

She doesn't have any nostalgia or nostalgia, and she can come back at any time anyway.

"Okay, let's go. ”

Lu Xiaobu showed a happy smile.

It's finally done.

Hahaha, cool, there will be someone to deal with literary matters in the future!

Finally, I don't have to do it myself.

Mom sells batches, he is a loser who engages in literature every day, what's the matter.

Looking at Lu Xiaobu's back, the people of the Literary Club bowed their hands one after another: "Congratulations to Mr. Lu." ”

Well, you should all see that under Liu Chen's neighbors, these people all have a bit of an ancient feeling.

This feeling, anyway, for Lu Xiaobu, still likes it more.

He just likes something old-fashioned.

Lu Xiaobu is gone.

Liu Chen sat by the creek and didn't know what he was thinking.

After thinking for a long time, he suddenly stood up and made a call: "Lao Wen, I want to introduce someone to the Writers' Association!"

......

took Zhang Shilin out of school: "By the way, I forgot to tell you about the treatment, the monthly salary is 10,000 yuan, and the tip is calculated separately." No problem. ”

"Teacher Xie, no problem. ”

Zhang Shilin automatically regarded Lu Xiaobu as a teacher.

Lu Xiaobu didn't explain either, so be it, it's good.

This identity is also easy to explain to the outside world!

Now that there is a female scholar, Lu Xiaobu immediately killed the emperor.

Come to the principal's office.

Principal Li was having a headache about how to discuss the lecture with Lu Xiaobu, when he saw that Lu Xiaobu actually came.

Good guy, Principal Li grabbed Lu Xiaobu's arm as soon as he went up.

If it weren't for the fact that Principal Li was not an outsider, it is estimated that Zhang Meng and Li Jin would have to do it!

"That's what you promised me! Xiaobu, you can't go back!"

Principal Li said with a slight pleading: "My cowhide has been blown out!"

"I'm not here. ”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "You can arrange it, give a lecture today." ”

"Today!?"

Principal Li looked confused.

Isn't it, you, you can't come or not, you're in such a hurry as soon as you come?!

How can I prepare in such a short time.

"Questions? ”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand.

"No! No problem! Absolutely! I'll get ready!"

Principal Li was also ruthless.

Mom sells batches, no matter how much she can come, it's a big deal to record it and let those who didn't come watch the playback.

"How long?"

Lu Xiaobu nodded with satisfaction.

"Time is so tight, let's ...... the presentation environment"

Principal Li was a little speechless.

After all, when is Lu Xiaobu not a big production, a big spending.

But now, time is so tight, at most I can only pull a banner, and don't think about anything else.

"It's okay, it's fast. ”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand, anyway, it wasn't for him to say.

Ahem, no, it's not right, it's urgent, it doesn't matter if he says it or not.

"That's good. ”

Principal Li stood up: "You rest for a while, I'll go and prepare, I can definitely do it today!"

"Okay. ”

Lu Xiaobu nodded in approval.

Principal Li pushed the door and was about to leave, but before leaving, he suddenly turned around and reconfirmed: "You really won't leave suddenly!"

"No!"

Lu Xiaobu replied seriously.

"Really?"

"Not really. ”

President Li confirmed again and again before leaving to prepare.

There is no way, Lu Xiaobu's behavior pattern of not playing cards according to the routine is too serious.

If it's finally held and the pigeons are released here, it will be really strained!

Principal Lee is gone.

Lu Xiaobu was also idle, so he wandered to the dormitory.

It's just that he was actually stopped.

Outrageous.

"Am I not a student at this school?"

Lu Xiaobu said angrily.

"You're a student at this school. ”

The dormitory manager nodded in acknowledgement.

"Am I a bad person, then?"

"It's not!"

"Do I have a weapon?"

"Nope!"

"Then why didn't you let me in?!"

"Because this is a girls' dormitory, the men stop!" the dormitory manager roared, "Are you finished?!"

"Ahem, ahem. Lu Xiaobu coughed, turned his head and left: "Made, I didn't get in." ”

Zhang Shilin almost didn't go crazy.

Master, master, you plus your two bodyguards, a total of three big men, how do you think you can blend in?

Let's not talk nonsense with our eyes open like this, shall we?

Since the girls' dormitory could not be entered, Lu Xiaobu walked to the acting department.

There are a lot of girls in the acting department.

As for his major to the directing department, he will never go.

He hadn't forgotten that there was a crazy old man there.

Therefore, the acting department is the best choice, and the acting department has a physical class, so it feels, tsk!

Right, you know, those postures in physical class are, in a sense, very tempting.

While thinking, Lu Xiaobu walked towards the performance department.

"What teacher, can I go to the library?"

Zhang Shilin, a female scholar, was really not used to Lu Xiaobu's current appearance, so she could only say euphemistically.

In her impression, that kind of writer should be like Teacher Liu Chen.

But now, Teacher Lu Xiaobu is obviously a teacher who has convinced Teacher Liu Chen, but he shows a hooligan.

She really couldn't take it.

"Go ahead, anything, mention my name. ”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and said.

It's good if Zhang Shilin doesn't follow him, and if he learns from him again, he won't have that kind of temperament of a scholar at that time.

Lu Xiaobu came to the performance department.

Sure enough, it's a physical class, yes!

Hey, hey, hey!

I won't describe it to you, think for yourself!

Round, warped, big, small, ahem, ahem!

However, Lu Xiaobu didn't appreciate it for long, and Principal Li's call came, saying that he was ready.