What the?

Yu Jian asked Lu Xiaobu if he dared?!

Do you dare to do so?!

"Come on, a couplet and a slap. Lu Xiaobu raised his eyebrows: "Do you dare?"

"You!"

When Yu Jian heard the words "dare", he immediately exploded!

Did I ask you, dare?

Not for you to ask me!

"Okay, come on!

Yu Jian gritted his teeth and said.

He didn't wait for Lu Xiaobu to answer, so he went straight to the question.

He wants raw rice to be cooked and ripened!

Well, shameless people, shameless moves!

Of course, there is such a stupidity in the shamelessness!

The poor child was not only blinded by wealth, but also tainted with a sour and rotten sound.

It's hopeless!

"Draw a lotus monk painting!" Yu Jian said hurriedly.

It was the first of the odd alliances he had prepared.

This couplet seems to be ordinary, but it is different when read backwards, and the pronunciation of the words is the same when it is read backwards, which is the mystery of this couplet.

In fact, this couplet is more than a minute and a half worse than Liu Chen's previous couplet.

As long as you take some time, you can still get it right.

However, what he wants now is time, as long as Lu Xiaobu doesn't say it within a minute, he wins!

"Book in Hanmo Hanlin Book!"

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand.

Zhang Meng went up and was a slap.

"Smack!"

This time, I didn't slap my face, after all, my face was swollen and I couldn't speak, and it was easy to be called cheating.

However, even if it is not a slap in the face, this slap is not something that Yu Jian can bear.

A standard dog eats!

"Phew!"

Yu Jian got up from the ground and spat out the dust in his mouth.

"Red flowers everywhere!"

Yu Jian asked again.

Or anti-union!

"Heavy green trees, green trees!"

"Smack!"

Another slap in the face!

"Snow reflects plum blossoms, plum blossoms reflect snow. ”

Yu Jian roared angrily.

He didn't believe that with three anti-alliances in a row, Lu Xiaobu could be so fast!

Even if you are a genius, your inspiration will definitely be gone!

However.

"The warbler should be catkins, the willow should be warbler!"

Another second.

"Poof!"

Before he could fight this time, Yu Jian spit out a mouthful of old blood.

It's!

And then.

"Smack!"

Another slap in the face.

Zhang Meng secretly used some strength.

Let this kid pass out directly!

Liu Qing was shocked on the side.

These couplets are no ordinary couplets.

It's all anti-coupling that requires a certain amount of skill.

Even he needed a little time to think about it.

But what about Lu Xiaobu?

A few seconds?!

Could it be that this Lu Xiaobu is best at anti-union?!

But that's not important.

Now it seems that the previous ones are far from Lu Xiaobu's limit.

The fire of war in his heart burned again.

But before he could burn, the other burned.

Female student bully - Zhang Shilin!

"The water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere!" The female student bully had admiration, advice, and fighting spirit in her eyes.

Lu Xiaobu was amused.

Well, you're my command after today, anyway.

It's okay to play with you today.

"It's so curious when it's rainy!"

Zhang Shilin: "My uplink, there are changes. can read it backwards, and the overlapping words are also an anti-couplet, and Xiuxiu is obviously full of mountains and rivers. ”

Lu Xiaobu: "You said it's a coincidence, I just found out that I can read this couplet backwards, Qiqi is always raining and sunny!"

The worship in Zhang Shilin's eyes is even stronger: "My upper link can still step on the lattice, it can be cycled repeatedly, the water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright everywhere!"

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "You reminded me again, my coupling is also stepping on the lattice, and it can also be cycled repeatedly, when it is sunny, when it rains, when it is strange, when it is rainy, when it is curious!"

Zhang Shilin bowed: "Mr. Lu is talented, it's a little woman who can't do it herself!"

"Xiaobu, look at the move!" Wu Qianmin, the girl, also went crazy: "No mountain is as good as Wushan." ”

As soon as this couplet came out, Liu Qing also raised his eyebrows - yes.

I didn't expect that this Wu Qianmin is usually inconspicuous, but she still has two brushes - couplets with different words and homonyms, and there is a level!

"Shout, be careful to go back to the house to serve. Lu Xiaobu's eyes swept up and down, and Wu Qianmin's face was flushed, but he still replied: "He water can be as clear as the river!"

"Good!"

Liu Qing couldn't help but cheer.

Mountainless ...... Wushan?He Shui...... River water!

A perfect match!

The people at the literary club couldn't help it.

They are also literature lovers themselves, and they can't help but see this situation!

"The crows flew into the flocks of herons, and sent charcoal in the snow. ”

The post-break couplet is both a post-break and a couplet.

"The phoenix stands on the side of the mandarin duck, the icing on the cake!" Lu Xiaobu pinched Wu Qianmin's pretty face and punished her.

The person who made the couplet retreated: "I can't help it, please forgive me!"

"One bite can swallow two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes!"

The other couldn't help it either.

He and the last couplet are among the best in the literary club, and they usually have all kinds of fights, but now they are naturally not far behind.

Puzzle couplet is both a puzzle and a couplet.

"Dare to enter the doors of thousands of people in ten directions!"

Lu Xiaobu took a sip of Coke and said vaguely.

The mystery is a hot water bottle!

Seeing that Lu Xiaobu was so approachable, the people in the literary club were all happy.

"The white snake crossed the river, and there was a red sun on his head. ”

It's another riddle couplet.

Lu Xiaobu: "The green dragon hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 gold stars!"

"The sky is a chessboard, the stars are the sons, who can play?"

Lu Xiaobu: "The ground is the pipa, the road is the string, which one dares to play?"

"The wind is blowing and the frost is falling, and the front of the house is a light snow!"

Lv Xiaobu: "The sunshine Dragon Boat Festival is clear and the water is under the Chongyang!"

"The northern goose flies in the south, and the wings are divided up and down from east to west!"

Lv Xiaobu: "The front car and the back rut go up and down about two wheels!"

"The old crow steps on the old branches, and the crows fly and fall!"

Lu Xiaobu: "The crane returns to the fairy stream, and the crane chirps!"

A long list of doulian!

Lu Xiaobu still opened his mouth to answer, without hesitation.

Quickly answered all ten uplinkers!

"Good!"

The people of the literary club applauded one after another, and they were extremely excited.

Enjoyable!

It's so enjoyable!

I've never seen such an enjoyable Doulian!

If Lu Xiaobu and Teacher Liu Chen were immortals fighting before, then now they are fighting with them in close quarters.

Although there is a lot less elegant, it is a little more refreshing!

Not only were they excited, but even Liu Chen couldn't help it: "The tree is half-looking for a longitudinal axe." ”

This can be regarded as a strange alliance.

He didn't want to embarrass Lu Xiaobu, but it was really difficult to suppress the excitement in his heart.

"It's really irrelevant!"

Lu Xiaobu put down the Coke, stood up, and went to the river to wash his hands.

"Good!"

Liu Chen almost jumped up.

He was excited, and the people in the literary club were confused.

Why did you start fighting with the gods again?!

They looked at Liu Chen helplessly, hoping to get an explanation.

Obviously, they feel that this couplet has no half-dime relationship at all, and the meaning is completely different.

Why did Mr. Liu say yes!?

Can we not come to these moves of flying immortals?!