Second Master Wang: "I'm not afraid to tell you, the old mozi asked someone to find his son that time, and he still cut the meat at my place, and I was kind enough to give him half a pound of meat for free, hehe, that's his son's, give it to him for hospitality!"

The urine bucket couldn't imagine that Wang Erye's methods had been spicy to such a point, no matter whether what he said was true or not, just this kind of thinking about enamel, he would be numb to death. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The urine bucket was very cooperative and trembling with fright, and his muscles were stirring like water waves, if he hadn't peed at Xinghua's sister-in-law not long ago, he would have been farting and urinating!

Second Master Wang was scared to death and didn't want money, so he didn't stop there: "Also, we can't bear to let you bear such a big event alone, your wife's meat is much more than yours, and it is much more tender than you." Besides, your son's little urine bucket is not lightweight, and his meat is tender and crispy, and it is not as sour as yours. ”

The urine bucket finally began to sweat, this person really dared to think, there was no end!

"I see that your family's house that has been handed down for hundreds of years is all wooden, and you should also renovate the brick house like others, and you can get married after repairing the little urine bucket. It's rare for you to ask someone to demolish it, there are many tenons and tenons in such a house, it's very difficult to demolish, and if you don't make a few work-related injuries, your urine bucket will be ruined. I think so, I'll ask someone to help you set the fire, you can save a lot of trouble, you can also do an insurance in advance to get a notarization, and you can also get a compensation......"

The urine bucket, which has always been too much to talk about, is only the voice worm at this time: "Don't don't! Second master, you must not! Second master has anything to do with the urine bucket, please hurry up and order, the urine bucket must not say a word about tonight!"

"No, no, no, you can go around talking, don't you always like to go around telling right and wrong? You can go on! You can also make a household name, that's your specialty, it's your right. We can't stop you, Mrs. Urion and Little Urion are not your meat, you can ignore them. Of course, not to mention the house, no matter how much you burn it, it won't cry out in pain, don't you say?"

"Second Master Wang, you can do it, I already know the urine bucket, I haven't seen anything, I haven't been here, I just listened to the sound of a bowl of water at night, I haven't been anywhere. Second master, just let me go, let me go!"

"You can't go!"

"Yes, Second Master, you can mention it if you have me. "With the cleverness of the urine bucket, why don't you understand that Second Master Wang must have something to do with him! Otherwise, with a big man like him, where would he need to spend so much time with him.

"You understand?"

"I have understood it for a long time. ”

"It's your luck to do something tonight as I say you'll do and do it to my satisfaction! If you don't like it, it's up to the luck of Mrs. Pee and Little Peg and your old houses. ”

"Yes! I'm sure I'll do my best!"

"If you spread the slightest bit of news, then your affair with Sister-in-law Xinghua upstairs in the pigsty will reach the ears of Mrs. Urine Bucket!"

"If you don't dare to pass it on, you won't pass it on, the second master can rest assured. ”

"Okay, listen carefully, I want you to ......" Second Master Wang finished speaking, stared at the urine bucket, and pulled out Xue Liang's sharp knife.

★.

As soon as Wang Erye pulled out his knife, the old man seven or eight miles away felt cold in his heart.

The old man walked to the cliff again, because there was a money picking incident here, and he felt a little weak every time he walked here. As he was in fear, one of his eyelids jumped.

The people of Sorrow Gou are convinced that the left eye jumps off the cliff and the right eye jumps wealth, and both eyes jump, which is an inexplicable omen.

These craftsmen, even if they don't believe in immortals, gods, or feudal superstition, they all have some taboos. For example, the following five backs: seeing the back of the eyes that should not be seen, such as the dog pulling the crotch on fire, hearing the back of the ear that should not be heard, accidentally saying that the leaky mouth is the back of the mouth, pulling the chicken feet is the back of the hand, and the foot cramp is the instep. These five backs are bad omen.

Eyelid flutter is a kind of back of the eye, an inexplicable warning of unclean eyes, that is, a reminder that 'you are about to see something you shouldn't see'!

These craftsmen have some tips for dealing with the appearance of these 'five backs' omens.

The old dwarf also wiped his eyelids with his hands, held them, and put them in his trouser pockets, as others said. He repeated this more than a dozen times, and a pair of eyelids still kept jumping: "He's a horse, I don't know what to do tonight!"

He was worried in his heart, and kept cheering himself up: "Ma Di, even if someone comes to rob it, Lao Tzu only brings a box of moon cakes, just give him some turtle son, anyway, I can't decide who to give it to." ”

Find a reason for himself again, the cliff is still so long, he is still afraid in his heart, so he will go faster.

★.

Second Master Wang handed the knife to the urine bucket to prepare the utensils, and after the urine bucket went, Second Master Wang turned around and spoke again: "Sister-in-law is still upstairs, right?"

"You ......"

"My sister-in-law's temptation is amazing, I tried many times, but I was reluctant to leave. ”

"Go ahead and get busy with yours, leave me alone, I still have something to do. ”

"You're waiting for the old dwarf, aren't you?"

"This ......"

"I know you're waiting for him, and I'm waiting for him to come back. Anyway, it's all about waiting, so let's wait together. ”

"If you want, I can stop waiting for him, or we'll go back to sleep, shall we?"

"Hehe, the urine bucket was like an infusion before, can you eat hungry?"

"How can he do it, he will only inject intravenous drips, and he will not inject at all, even if he hangs upside down for three days, he will not be able to get a continuous line. ”

"Oh, that's true. I'll have something to do later, so you should keep waiting for the old man, he'll be there in just over half an hour, and I know when he'll leave. ”

"Will he really come? won't let me wait in vain?"

"My information is very reliable, and I know when he was on his way. ”

"You care so much about his behavior, are you beating his mind again?"

"Of course, I'll tell you what you want him to do, and you'll tell him later. ”

"Then you better come up and make it clear to your face. ”

"Okay, I'll help the old man warm up, and we'll explain while comparing and explaining. ”

"Hurry up, didn't you say it's only more than half an hour?"

"Okay!" Speaking of which, that bite still has to be good before I am willing. Wang Erye's powerful palm pressed on the pigsty door, and with a slight vertical, he went up.

According to Wang Erye's instructions, the urine bucket was busy with various matters, and finally cut a few feet long bamboo tube, tied the sharp knife to the stick, entered the general, opened the bamboo joint, and then walked back to the pigsty.

At that time, Second Master Wang had been upstairs for a long time: "Okay, let's stop here." ”

"No, you can't just set the fire and leave. (To be continued.) )