Second Master Wang: "I can't help the old man finish everything, you still have the green dragon and the white tiger to help each other." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoWe are only responsible for leisure and entertainment, and we have to leave the business to others. ”

Li Xinghua: "I'm worried that he will come back late, if the old lady is burned into a fire tiger, his little tornado will not be enough to wash." ”

"Rest assured, he's only half a mile away. Besides, the urine bucket has returned, and I'm pricking up my ears to listen to it. ”

The urine bucket immediately answered: "I didn't listen, I didn't listen, I didn't listen, I'm fanning mosquitoes." ”

"Leave him alone, he's too much to see anyway. Even if he doesn't want to see it, he will still find a way to see it. ”

"Okay, okay, don't care about him, you can come a few more times and leave. ”

"Wow, at least a few dozen times!" Today's Mazda speed is no longer inferior to a five-horsepower diesel engine, not to mention dozens of times, even if it is hundreds of times, it is only a blink of an eye.

"That's enough, it's been given away several times more. ”

"No, no, it's a few dozen times, not dozens of laps, you can only be regarded as spinning in place, and you haven't gone in and out at all. If you want to deal with it this way, you will only have one round at most, and you will have to have two rounds at least. ”

"I won't be able to keep the gate for two more rounds, I'll have to keep the hot and hot and go to another place to fight the drought. ”

"Don't play those tricks on my sister-in-law to cheat girls, do you think I don't know your catties and two? As long as you don't want to open the gates, who can break your skills? Come on, start again, a pigsty, two pigs beating eggs, three more in the middle of the night...... Go on!"

It's really unbearable for uncles, but can't bear it for sisters-in-law, this pair of eldest sister-in-law and second uncle really regard the urine bucket as nothing, and they are on fire.

"It's okay now, my second master Wang still fell for you after all. Say it's dozens, and it's hundreds. ”

"Women are Tai, just wait for the men to come! Let's ask for an auspicious number, and add another one hundred and eight heroes!"

"Okay, good, one hundred and eight! My brother listens to my sister-in-law's ...... Okay, okay, one, two, three, open!"

"Dead second brother, bad second brother, what is it called, I thought you were going to open the gate, my sister-in-law was preparing to greet you, but you opened separately, it was too refreshing, you killed the pig so happily, but you always didn't give your sister-in-law a pleasure. ”

The sound of powder punching his abdomen did not stop, and Wang Erye had already floated down. The person had already come down, but the voice was still upstairs: "Second brother, I haven't opened this gate tonight, how long have you been waiting to be happy, what are you busy with?" ”

With his ability to 'press the phonograph', he knows how fast Wang Erye has grown in recent years.

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The old man was only a mile away from the eternal residence at this time, and when he was about to get off the road, he saw a farm car parked in front of him, and four people were getting a big fat pig into the car, and they didn't even put down the door of the carriage, but lifted more than one person high and put it in the carriage, and the pig's trotters were blocked out of the carriage and they couldn't get in, which seemed a little difficult.

The stupid old dwarf has so bad eyes that he can't even recognize his own pigs. He still saw the opportunity, ran a few steps, put down the box of moon cakes, and with his extraordinary height, he used his big shoulders that could pick more than 400 catties to put under the pig's belly, and the four people pushed the big fat pig into the carriage.

The strange thing is that the big fat pig didn't call at all, and when he got into the car, he fell on the carriage, still sleeping, and didn't bother to move.

"Thank you!" one of them said.

"No need. Hehe, it's such a big pig, I'm afraid it's about to be 500 catties. Such a big pig has only been seen at Chief Engineer Chen's house in the past, did you buy it at his house?"

"Exactly. ”

"Then you will earn, you will definitely earn hundreds, Chief Engineer Chen is very generous, he will not raise the price with you. ”

"Cough, exactly, just negotiate with him in a few words, which is like the short lady who lived forever, and talked about it for more than a year. Ahem, I'm sorry, I can't talk about the bridge. ”

The old man also asked, "Why did you come so late to get it? It's almost midnight." ”

"That's what I said. I have to wait for the bus again. ”

"Then you can come tomorrow to invite, it's not safe at night, I heard that the pig thieves have been very fierce in recent years, you are such a big pig, if you are robbed by those who steal pigs, you will lose a lot." The old man's heart is too big, and he doesn't even think about the big fat pig in his house that has been remembered for more than a year.

"We have to get it back overnight, tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, business will definitely be booming in the morning, such a big guy has to rush to the morning market to sell out." ”

"Oh, then you walk slowly, there are still more than ten miles away from Dragon King Town, be careful on the road. ”

"You have to be careful yourself. The four men said to him meaningfully.

Saying goodbye to the four people and the pig, the old man walked faster.

He told others to be careful, but he didn't have the slightest sense of being careful, and only when his home was near, then he would be safe.

We have known for a long time that the old man is paralyzed, which is why he has this memoir that is upside down. Did he accidentally cause it this time?

White Tiger Star continued to hide upstairs in the pigsty and wait for her green dragon. She seems to have been waiting, but she can always wait, and I don't know if Jin Xing is lucky to be more and more fond of her.

The medium-sized Wang Erye waved his hand and said to the urine bucket: "It's almost time, let's act." Shaking your tongue and drumming is your forte, you can show your hands now, but don't hide your secrets. ”

"How dare you, how dare you!"

Wang Erye pulled out a stack of plastic film from the vest and shook it open, the thing was like a big fat pig's paper-cutting, and he pulled out a small tube shaped like a pig's whip from under his abdomen, called the urine bucket to choke, and puffed up his feet to blow in, after a long time, the urine bucket even the cheek tie was blown painful, and finally the white plastic bag was blown to the ground, and it was a fat big white pig.

Second Master Wang tightened his breath and said: "Okay, urine bucket, hurry up and do your business, you can leave when you finish it." It's okay if you want to continue watching the excitement, but you have to find a place to hide, don't hide it, and don't make a noise. ”

After the urine bucket left, Wang Erye gave another order to Sister-in-law Xinghua, and asked Sister-in-law Xinghua to stick a pinch of white pig hair around his mouth, with a long mane on his chin, and some between the hairs and temples.

After fiddling with it, he used the evil power of 'can't lose weight', and pulled his figure three inches taller and one inch thinner.

The 'can't lose weight' magic means that the part that is lost does not leave the body, but is carried elsewhere in the body. It is also known as the emaciated six stones, which can make up to six parts of the body in a state of suspended animation within a certain period of time, to carry and change the body shape, which can not only play a role in deformation, but also make the body that is not used temporarily very restful to the absolute rest, and the parts obtained by use are more powerful. (To be continued.) )