Chapter 18: Long Live the Chinese Nation (1)
The third child's stealth technique is the best to use, such as cutting in line or something, and even stealing something is also very convenient!
But...... These are all immoral, Shang Haojia does not allow Shen Huanhuan, a bad godmother, to teach her own children badly! However, Shen Huanhuan does not have a long memory, she doesn't want to go out with three cute treasures when she is in line.
In fact, there is no need for stealth at all, only three milk babies need to stand in front of people.
The boss negotiated directly and calmly: "Auntie, we are hungry, we really want to eat this pizza......! Can you let me stand in front of you for a moment?"
The second child only needs to look at the woman blankly, without saying a word, the third child only needs to sell a cute, coquettish, and shout: "Auntie, you are so beautiful! Good people will be rewarded!"
Then, regardless of whether you are a man or a woman, you basically eat it all!
"Wow! What a cute child, whose child are you, why are you so handsome? So cute! It's so cute...... Okay, okay, I'll let you buy it first!"
Then the boss will seriously reply, "We are Mommy's children!"
"Who's your mommy?"
"My mommy is Shang Haojia!"
Great!?
When everyone was confused, the boss had already stretched out his chubby little paws: "Uncle, I want five pizzas......!
Then quickly pay: "It's two hundred yuan in total, please find me five yuan, thank you!"
The three milk babies had already left, but the discussion continued, and they still looked at their distant backs and sighed: "What a handsome boy! It's so cute! If only I could give birth to such a beautiful little boy!"
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At the doorstep:
Before entering the door, the boss shook his head and said to Shen Huanhuan: "Huanhuan Mommy, my Mommy has made two mistakes again! She used salt as sugar again, and put it twice! It's over! Today our stomach is going to suffer, and it's dark food again!"
The calm boss breathed like an adult, and sighed and shook his head as he spoke: "Alas...... It's a pity for those two catties of pork!
In the kitchen:
Shang Haojia tasted it, and sure enough, he spit it out directly: "Bah, bah...... Why is it so salty? I added sugar! Why is it still so salty?"
"Do you want to put some sugar again?" Shang Haojia discussed with himself, and then mistakenly took the salt for sugar and added salt to the salty braised pork!
The boss hurriedly said, "Let's go up and stop the stupid Mommy, she still has to add salt!"
"Leave it to me!" the third child said before disappearing incognito.
When he reappeared, he came to Shang Haojia's side and shouted: "Mommy, be merciful......
Shang Haojia was startled, his hand shook, and the salt fell to the ground along with the bag.
"What are you doing?, the third child, your sudden appearance scared me a lot!" Shang Haojia blamed, "I know you can stealth skills, don't show off anymore! Don't you know that people are scared to death? Do you want to scare Mommy to death?"
"Of course I don't want to!" The third child immediately began to sell cuteness again, "My mommy is the best...... My mommy is beautiful, gentle, generous, and ...... capable" 10,000 words of praise are omitted here.
Shang Haojia was completely overjoyed after being praised, and began to be complacent: "Third child, your mouth is so sweet!
The third nodded: "Yes, my mommy has everything......"
Suddenly there was a twist, and the third child continued: "Of course, except that the cooking skills are a little worse! the nerves are a little bigger! a little stupid! and occasionally make a mistake...... Anything else is good!"
In addition to so many, are there any other strengths?
Shang Haojia was about to shoot it with a spatula in his hand, but the third child suddenly ran away incognito.
She chased her all the way out: "Third child, you stop for my mother! Are you my own child? You actually hurt your mother like this! You are going to die! You guy who eats inside and out......"
The third child fled outside, but he heard a voice when he didn't see anyone: "Mommy, what I'm saying is the truth, there's really no way!"
All right!
Shang Haojia heard the voice and tiptoed to follow.
was going to shoot it with a spatula, but who knows, the third child flexibly dodged it.
"Stop, boy...... If you don't stop, you won't have to eat dinner!Are you going to be hungry?" Shang Haojia threatened. Her three sons like the most is eating, they are completely a new generation of food gods, if it weren't for her strict control, the three of them would have been able to eat an elephant!
Therefore, it is most reliable to blackmail them with food, and they will be 100% obedient.
Sure enough, the third child obediently obeyed: "Okay! I lost ......."
Shang Haojia was triumphant: "Show your original form!"
"Okay!" the third child revealed his true form.
Shang Haojia wanted to sneak attack, and slapped a spatula, but as a result, the third child suddenly dodged again. He did not hide and fled directly.
"I said you weren't allowed to be invisible!"
"Mommy, I'm not invisible! I'm just dodging and nimbling......"
"I don't believe it! I can't catch you!" Shang Haojia said, continuing to chase after the third child with a spatula.
At the entrance:
"I've caught you!" Shang Haojia smiled, the third child had no way to escape, she had mastered the strength and planned to shoot it.
As a result, the 'snap' on the ground, the head was fine, but the spatula was broken! It became two, one of the handles was held in Shang Haojia's hand, and the head of the spatula fell directly to the floor and fell to the ground with a clatter.
Of course, the guy who killed the spatula and sacrificed heroically is not the third child, he doesn't have a strong head like that diamond diamond, it's the second one!
The third child ran away, the second child was cute, he couldn't dodge, he was hit with a spatula, he was fine, but the spatula was fine, and he was broken!
Shang Haojia was embarrassed, glaring at the third and second children: "The second, the third......! You actually broke the spatula!
The third child immediately shook his head: "It has nothing to do with me! Mommy, you broke it!"
The boss interjected: "Mommy, the braised pork is pasted!" He already smelled the traffic committee.
Shang Haojia hurriedly rushed into the kitchen: "Emma, my braised pork ......" hurriedly rescued.
And the boss followed to help, not tall enough, moved the stool by himself, stood on the stool, he correctly found the sugar to add, and then added it appropriately, and tasted the taste: "This is what people eat!" He saved the braised pork that was almost thrown out of the cauldron!
Braised pork and other dishes were served on the table, and Shang Haojia greeted: "Okay, let's eat!"
At this time, the cute third child suddenly pulled the hem of Shang Haojia's clothes as if he had something to say: "Mommy...... Mommy ......"
Shang Haojia turned his head to look over: "Second brother, what's wrong?"