Chapter 19: Long Live the Chinese Nation (2)
The second child replied: "Mommy, I didn't break the spatula! You broke it, I don't want to compensate ......."
Shang Haojia was suddenly embarrassed: Second child, can you be a little more sluggish?
This topic has already turned a page, and she smiled awkwardly: "Well, I know! Don't want our second child to lose the spatula, Mommy will go to the supermarket to buy it again tomorrow!
Meal:
The family of five was full of food and drink.
The boss suddenly spoke, like an old man, and said, "Mommy, Huanhuan Mommy, gather everyone, let's have a meeting, I have something important to discuss with you." β
"Boss, what's important to you?" Shang Haojia asked.
Sometimes, Shang Haojia can't help but admire the boss, since he was born, Shang Haojia has only said one sentence: "Boss, you are the eldest of the three brothers, you don't have a father, the eldest brother is like a father, you have to take responsibility like a father, take good care of the two younger brothers, do you hear?"
The boss nodded as if he didn't understand: "Mommy, I know!"
Shang Haojia just said it casually, and he didn't think that the boss really remembered. However, the boss really remembered, and really did a good job!
For example, when going out, the eldest always leads the two younger brothers, holding their hands tightly and telling them:
"Mommy said, we can't run the red light when we cross the street, we have to wait for the green light to come on before leaving!"
"Mommy sue us, pedestrians keep to the right!"
"Mommy also said, we can't jump on the road, we can't be naughty, we need to pay attention to safety!"
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Even when he went out with Shang Hao Jia, the boss was very sensible. Shang Haojia often loses everything, because four people go out and bring a lot of things, such as backpacks or something, Shang Haojia often forgets when he turns his head after eating, and as a result, he goes out with the children.
Shang Haojia suddenly found that there was one missing: "Huh, where is the boss, where has the boss gone?" must not ask the second child, because he will not answer until at least five minutes later, Shang Haojia is in a hurry and does not have the time to wait for the second child to react.
The third replied, "I don't know...... Probably, the boss is still in the store just now, right?"
Shang Haojia hurriedly said, "Let's go!"
As a result, when he saw the boss, Shang Haojia was moved to death! The boss was not playful, nor was he lost! But he was guarding Mommy's backpack! The backpack was too big and heavy, and the boss couldn't carry it, so he dragged it all the way, slowing down, and when Shang Haojia arrived, the boss had just dragged the backpack to the door of the hotel.
Once this is a coincidence, two times, three times later...... Shang Haojia was completely impressed by the boss!
"Our boss is awesome!" Shang Haojia gave full encouragement every time, and then, every time she went out, she took the initiative to give the boss important things, such as house keys, wallets, etc. The probability that she will lose something is 60%, and the probability that the boss will lose something is 0%. These are the facts derived from the statistics jΓΉ, perfectly prepared.
The scene cuts back to the living room:
The eldest said solemnly: "Mommy! It's about our names! You can't call us the three bosses, the second and the third all your life! The third and I are okay, but as for the second ...... Let's not bully him, an honest man! Keep yelling at him, it's not good......
How old is this girl, and she actually knows that the second child is not good?
Sure enough, it was precocious......
However, he is worthy of being the boss, and everything he said makes sense.
The boss then said, "Mommy, can you give us a name?"
Shen Huanhuan also acted as an afterthought: "The boss is mighty! I also think that I should have chosen a name a long time ago! Jiajia, you are really derelict in your duty! You are sorry for these three children! Hurry up and choose a name! Name ......"
Glancing at Shen Huanhuan, Shang Haojia nodded: "Okay!
So, a few minutes later:
Shang Haojia, Shen Huanhuan, plus the eldest child, the second child and the third child, the five of them gathered together.
The eldest spoke like the head of the family: "Second and third, I just discussed with Mommy and Huanhuan Mommy, we can't have no names, we have to take a name, what do you say?"
The third child nodded: "Okay! I want to take a handsome name!"
The second child could ignore it directly, and he nodded for a long time. Before he could speak, Shen Huanhuan said: "Third child, I thought of a good name, really handsome, do you want it?"
"Uh-huh! I want to!" the third child nodded immediately and asked curiously, "Huanhuan Mommy, what is the name, how handsome is it?"
Shen Huanhuan snickered: "Didn't you say you wanted a handsome name?"
The third child nodded: "Yes!"
Shen Huanhuan continued to secretly laugh and said: "Then you are called handsome!
"Huanhuan Mommy!?" the third child immediately pouted, like a coquettish angry voice, "Huanhuan Mommy is the worst, I don't like you anymore......!"
Shen Huanhuan smiled and hurriedly apologized: "Okay! Third child, I'll tease you! Don't be angry! Huanhuan Mommy loves you the most! Come on, what a ......?"
"Don't! I don't like Huanhuan Mommy anymore! Hmph......"
When the two were in conflict, the boss was serious and serious: "The third child, Huanhuan Mommy, can you be more serious? Let's talk about business, don't mess around!"
Then the boss looked at Shang Haojia: "Mommy, you are our Mommy, can you help us choose a name?"
I want to ask Shang Haojia, the most troublesome thing in the world, what is the most painful thing for her?
It's just a name or something.
Shang Haojia liked to read novels when he was in college, and then he would write a little bit when he read too much. I wanted to write for fun, but I knew that it was out of control and fell into its charm, so I wrote the novel very seriously.
So far, Shang Haojia has also written the second book!
Among them, it is not difficult to write novels, and for Shang Haojia, the thing she is most afraid of is to take the title of the book or the name of the character. still remembers the heroine in the first novel, Shang Haojia was originally named Wu Sike, but she was scolded by readers, saying something bad and ugly......
In desperation, Shang Haojia had to resist the pressure, changed the name of the heroine, and took the most vulgar one, which was all over the street - Li Xiaohua, but was sprayed by readers again, what a bad name, change it quickly!
As a result, Shang Haojia changed again. The third time she stole her friend's name and named it Shen Huanhuan, the reader had nothing to say, but Huanhuan found out, and she strongly demanded that Shang Haojia's manuscript fee be shared with her.
Although Shen Huanhuan was not given the manuscript fee in the end, he still lost money! Shang Haojia invited Shen Huanhuan to go out to the sea to eat and drink, and it took hundreds of oceans! Shang Haojia was distressed to death!