Wang Cong continued: "I went to the restaurant that day and said the waiter, this dish was packed for me, but the waiter didn't let me pack it, which made me angry." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Qiu Shi said in unison: "This is not right, why not let it be packed?" ”

Wang Cong said angrily: "Yes, I asked the waiter, why don't you let me pack it?" Why? Give me a reasonable explanation. ”

Qiu Shi was also puzzled: "Yes, why?" ”

Wang Cong told the audience the truth: "People said, sir, this is someone else's leftover dish...... I said I don't want it all, I want to ...... that dish."

Sigh~

Crash~

The audience continued to shout and applaud.

"Hahaha, it's really enjoyable to listen to Wang Cong say cross talk."

"That's right, it sounds very serious at first, and every time it's a divine twist."

"That's right, I'm really drunk."

"Haha, I'm really convinced, how did you come up with this paragraph."

"Who said no, Wang Cong shouldn't have much time recently."

"That's right, I should be kissing me with the queen of heaven, how can I still have the energy to write such a good joke."

........

The enthusiasm of the audience made the two people on stage quite excited.

Qiu Shi is already about to go out of the rhythm: "Okay, you're going to the restaurant to ask for food." ”

Wang Cong looked pity and said: "Fish-flavored shredded pork (Qiu Shi: It's okay... And a lot of shredded meat. ”

Qiu Shi said in disgust: "Who are these people! You're not eating together, you're going to eat. ”

Sigh~

Wang Cong said unhappily: "What do you mean by asking for food, is this a good word?" ”

Qiu Shi retorted: "You nonsense, other people's leftovers, don't you want food?" ”

Wang Cong also said with some reason: "Anyway, we have to pay attention to environmental protection." ”

Qiu Shi began to educate again: "Wait a minute, let me tell you about you, you all know environmental protection, and what you do is not environmentally friendly." ”

Wang Cong was also anxious: "You still have the face to talk about me!" ”

Qiu Shi said puzzledly: "Why don't I have the face to say you, me?" ”

Wang Cong said loudly: "You are particularly unenvironmentally friendly. ”

Wang Cong crackled and continued: "You don't look environmentally friendly, you see his clothes, tear them up and can go around the earth, do you see it, you cost water, you cost electricity, you cost clothes, you cost things." ”

Qiu Shi was anxious: "You waste." ”

Wang Cong explained: "You say that you spend everything, of course, the family also has money. ”

Qiu Shi also cooperated: "Take advantage of the family." ”

Wang Cong exaggeratedly said: "Rich six generations! ”

Qiu Shi smiled shyly: "Our family is rich for six generations. ”

Wang Cong then praised: "Qiushi's house, the house is very big, and their yard is two highways. ”

Qiu Shi exclaimed, "Wow! In our yard, two trips to the highway? ”

Wang Cong said of course: "One of them is called Father Bao Expressway. ”

Qiu Shi was a little puzzled: "Where is this?" ”

Wang Cong smiled: "Your father went to the nanny's house." ”

Sigh~~~

Qiu Shi then asked, "What about the other one?" ”

Wang Cong said calmly: "There is also a highway called Ma Kitchen." ”

Qiu Shi's mouth muttered: "Mom's kitchen is..."

Wang Cong then explained: "It's your mother who arrives ......"

Qiu Shi hurriedly stopped: "My mother went to the cook's house?" I'll you. ”

Crash~~

Sigh~~~

Wang Cong then recounted: "He can only drive luxury cars, and each car is worth millions. ”

Qiu Shi said embarrassedly: "It's not for comfort." ”

Wang Cong then said to the audience: "As soon as I hung up the gear and went to the street, I was stopped by the police. ”

Qiu Shi said: "Why are you stopping me?" ”

Wang Cong learned: "Comrade comrade pull over, and you can't shake the window down." ”

Qiu Shi was speechless: "Shake? I have more than a million car windows? ”

Wang Cong then said in the vernacular: "I modified it myself, comrade comrade, your car exhaust gas seriously exceeds the standard, do you know how much you were fined?" ”

Akishi asked, "How much was the fine?" ”

Wang Cong said loudly: "I was fined 200 points and 3 yuan, my God, it hurts him." ”

Qiu Shi said unhappily: "I still owe more than 100 people, that's 200 yuan and three points." ”

Wang Cong ignored Qiu Shi and continued: "After paying the money, deducting points, I took my friends out to play." Travelling out of town to a particularly nice place. ”

Qiu Shi wondered: "Where are you coming?" Scenic spot? ”

Wang Cong continued: "This scenic spot is a bomb. ”

Qiu Shi hurriedly asked: "A fried?" Wait a minute, what is a fried? ”

The audience is also a little confused, yes, according to Wang Cong's previous joke mode, it should be a god turn in the end, but what the hell is this bomb, Qiu Shi's question is just right for the audience's appetite.

Including the three teachers on the judges' bench, they were also a little confused, waiting for Wang Cong to reveal the answer, why did the scenic spot become a bomb.

Wang Cong said loudly to the audience: "Four sharps! There are 4 guns in the Beijing dialect, and 4 Aisi in the south. ”

Qiu Shi understood in seconds, waved his hand at Wang Cong and said, "It's okay, that's called a fried?" ”

Wang Cong was unhappy: "It's not a bomb, what is it called?" ”

Qiu Shi said to the audience: "That's called AAAA-level scenic spot, you play too many cards." ”

Crash~

The audience, who understood, immediately burst into laughter again.

"Wang Cong's son is really amazing, hahaha."

", it turned out to be an AAAA-level scenic spot, it's so funny..."

"It turns out that traditional cross talk is so funny, no, it's amusing me."

"After listening to Wang Cong's cross talk, I realized that other people's cross talk is a joke at best."

On the judges' seat, Zhao Dashan immediately laughed when he heard Qiushi's AAAA-level scenic spot, and Li Dagang next to him laughed even more. When Wang Zongling saw this, he already felt a little powerless, Wang Cong was so bullish, Ji Xianhai's apprentice, compared with it, it was more than 108,000 miles behind.

Wang Cong didn't blush, and then said: "Anyway, I went in after buying the ticket, and I didn't want to do anything else in the scenic spot." ”

Qiu Shi was unhappy: "What did I do?" ”

Wang Cong asked loudly to the audience: "In the scenic area, Bobo Qi, do you have such a person?" ”

Qiu Shi didn't understand, and asked again: "What?" What am I doing in the scenic area? ”

Wang Cong said disdainfully: "Bobo Seven! It's terrible to be uneducated. ”

Qiu Shi pondered for a while, and finally understood: "This is called BBQ!" Also Bobo Seven, you said that my roadside barbecue is not over. ”

Crash~~

Sigh~~

Wang Cong continued: "Bake half of it, come over and stop you." ”

Akimi said, "Oh. The scenic spot is not allowed. ”

Wang Cong continued: "Administrator, Uncle Administrator, comrades and comrades, how can you do such a thing, how can the blue sky and white clouds beckon to us, for the sake of the green waters and green mountains of our motherland, you can't do this!" You know? Hurry up, hurry up! Isn't it good to get down to business! Come on! Qiu Shi felt sad when he heard this, and went over to hold the uncle's hand, oops, what you said is too reasonable, too philosophical, after he said this, the uncle also said a word. ”

Qiu Shi asked: "What did the uncle say?"

Wang Cong said: "Uncle finished speaking, he was happy! ”

Qiu Shi asked urgently, "What did the uncle say?" ”

Wang Cong suddenly sang: "He can speak with the stones here, the flowers here are blooming, and the spring water here is picturesque......."

When Qiu Shi heard this, he pushed Wang Cong: "I'll go to you." (To be continued.) )