Chapter 276: A Philosophical Man (Part II)

Wang Cong continued: "Each of us takes care of our own environment, so that the air can gradually improve. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Qiu Shi nodded: "Start with me." ”

Wang Cong continued: "First of all, let's go green"

Qiu Shi said: "That's right"

Wang Cong said proudly: "I like green travel. ”

Akimi agreed: "Advocate this. ”

Wang Cong said angrily: "I went out green that day, and the police stopped me. ”

Qiu Shi was puzzled: "Stop you?"

Wang Cong danced and said: "I said, comrade, what are you stopping me for, comrade, let me go, let me go." ”

Qiu Shi asked puzzledly, "Wait a minute, the police have pulled your hair?"

Wang Cong glanced at Qiu Shi: "Is the hair like words?"

Qiu Shi learned Wang Cong's exaggerated movements just now and asked, "What kind of posture is this, what are you doing here?"

Wang Cong said indignantly: "He stopped me." ”

Qiu Shi still didn't understand: "Why are you stopped?"

Wang Cong said bluntly: "Comrade, what are you stopping me for? I'm going green...... I have to stop you just because you're green, I said why, you can't wear leaves, you know?"

Sigh!~~

The audience seems to have been laughing since Wang Cong came to the stage, Wang Cong's current performance is really in place, with his cheap appearance, so that the audience applauds and laughs constantly.

Ma Bing, the director in the corner, originally wanted to see if Wang Cong was like the rumors from the outside world, saying that his cross talk works are difficult to get into the hall of elegance, but now, whether it is the content of the work or the talent of acting, Wang Cong has absolutely no problems, and with Wang Cong's excellent performance, the ratings of the program will increase steadily.

Now Ma Bing is no longer thinking about the show, he is completely integrated into it, and he appreciates Wang Cong's cross talk, mainly because it is really funny.

On the stage, the two were still performing hard.

Qiu Shi understood a little: "Wait a minute, do you have to wear leaves to travel?"

Wang Cong was unconvinced: "What's wrong with that?"

Akimi: "I didn't wear that. ”

Wang Cong quibbled: "My leaves....... Secret!"

Qiu Shi exclaimed: "That's easy to do, what's the use of secret." ”

Qiushi said: "I told you that green travel refers to walking, or bicycles, or not public transportation. Your leaves are not good. ”

Wang Cong still didn't understand and said, "Aren't the leaves good?"

Qiu Shi looked like a good teacher and said: "Let me tell you this, the green of this leaf is determined by nature, and the green of man depends on the action of the heart. ”

Sigh~~

There is another feature of this cross talk work, that is, Qiu Shi's summary language, which plays the finishing role in the show, and the audience has also discovered this.

"I found Akimi's language summary to be very incisive. ”

"That's right, the love that was established in money before is like holding loose sand in your hands....."

"Yes, the same is the case just now, the green leaves are determined by nature, and the green of people depends on the action of the heart. ”

"Don't look at Qiu Shi, don't say much, every sentence is to the point. ”

"The main thing is that this work is good, reflecting a lot of social incivility. ”

"Well, it is said on the Internet that Wang Cong said that cross talk is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, and I really want to cut him in the past. ”

"That's right, if Wang Cong can't do this, then I feel like no one can. ”

......

On stage!

Wang Cong raised his eyebrows and said, "It's really philosophical, have you heard of that song about philosophy?"

Qiu Shi didn't remember for a long time: "What kind of song is philosophy?"

Wang Cong suddenly sang: "He can speak with the stones here, the flowers here are blooming, and the spring water here is picturesque......."

Sigh~

The audience actually sang along with Wang Cong this time, and the atmosphere was very good for a while, and Wang Cong was even more excited when he saw this situation.

Qiu Shi said impatiently: "Okay, okay, it's here, how old is philosophical." ”

Wang Cong continued: "There is also the problem of waste, we can't waste it!"

Qiu Shi said: "By the way, waste is not environmentally friendly." ”

Wang Cong said: "We have to pay attention to environmental protection and can't waste, I won't waste." ”

Akimi asked, "Why don't you waste it?"

Wang Cong turned on the storytelling mode: "That day, I rummaged through the cabinets, and I found that there were two cold medicines in the cabinet of our house, which were about to expire, and I couldn't waste them. ”

Qiu Shi was puzzled: "What if this is not wasted?"

Wang Cong recounted: "In the winter, open the window, take a cold shower, and the ice cubes on your body without covering the quilt, oh my God, guess what?"

Qiu Shi asked urgently, "What's the matter?"

Wang Cong said with an aggrieved expression: "The medicine is not enough!"

Crash~~

Sigh!~

On the judges' seat, Zhao Dashan didn't know how many times, he was amused by Wang Cong, and Li Dagang was almost the same, Wang Cong's sentence "The medicine is not enough!" is simply amazing.

Wang Zongling was a little irritable, Wang Cong said this very funny, he actually laughed subconsciously, but hurriedly covered his mouth, and couldn't bear to laugh out loud, for a while Wang Zongling's face was very scary, red for a while, white for a while.

"Hahaha.... It's actually that the medicine is not enough. ”

"Wang Cong is really no one in this paragraph, it's just unguardable. ”

"Especially my God, Wang Cong is going to heaven. ”

"Ouch, it's so funny, isn't Wang Cong doing it. ”

"Hahaha, it's okay now, it's better to throw the medicine away. ”

......

On stage, Qiu Shi was obviously speechless by Wang Cong's actions.

Qiu Shi: "If you want to insist, we still have to follow the elements. ”

Wang Cong continued: "Later, when I had a serious cold, the first thing I thought of was to see a doctor. ”

Qiu Shi said very agreely: "You have to see a doctor, aren't you drinking soy sauce and playing drunk?"

Wang Cong was puzzled: "How do you talk about that?"

Qiu Shi: "Idle (salty)"

Wang Cong said teasingly: "Ouch, this little witticism, and then I said to see a doctor, when I came to the hospital, the doctor took an ice cream stick and asked me to open my mouth." ”

Qiu Shi stopped Wang Cong and said, "Wait a while, wait a while, ice cream sticks? You are talking about tongue depressors." ”

Wang Cong was stunned for two seconds and said: "Ang, is it so amazing, let me open my mouth, ah for a long time, the doctor solemnly said to me, you, it's good to come early." ”

Qiu Shi said: "It seems to be quite serious, if you come late?"

Wang Cong continued: "If I come late, I'll get off work... ”

Crash~~

The audience once again remembered the warm applause, and was even amused by Wang Cong.

"Hahaha, I can't stand it, it's so funny. ”

"Yes, no, you have to laugh for a while, the doctor said it's good that you came early, and I thought something big was wrong. ”

"That's right, this doctor is too unserious. ”

"Hey, hahaha, I'll get off work if I'm late....."

"Wang Cong's burdens are one after another. ”

"yes, my cheeks are sore when I laugh. ”

Looking at the judges' bench again, Zhao Dashan was the most exaggerated, feeling that he had already laughed out of tears, Li Dagang was no better, kept patting his thighs, and admired Wang Cong's joke very much, as for Wang Zongling, he couldn't hold it back, and he laughed along. (To be continued.) )