Chapter 0125 Sour and Quacky Sizzle There is a gun back to the horse
The little man arrived at Wang Erye's house first, and Wang Erye whispered to him: "Your father is at Xinghua's sister-in-law's house, you drip over quietly, and you are not allowed to make a loud noise." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
It was still Wang Erye who sent the little man to the door of Xinghua's sister-in-law, as for how the little man got in, and whether her door was covered with these details, the little man who grew up told us that he couldn't remember anything.
He couldn't remember the beauty of Aunt Wang's Li Xinghua, only his father's laughter. He didn't understand beauty at that time. In his father's life, the laughter left behind was too little and too little, and that smile was so true and so fake, that he was very inexplicable and incomprehensible, so he remembered it.
No one told the dwarf to go back and lie, and it was difficult for a three-year-old to lie.
When he went back, he said to his mother: Aunt Xinghua asked me to tell you that my father was drunk and needed to sleep before coming back. Tao Lifen said: Sister-in-law Xinghua is also at Second Master Wang's house.
The little man said that she was not at home, she was under the belly of her father. Where is your father? Mom, you are stupid, you are in the belly of Aunt Xinghua.
They weren't at Second Master Wang's house? They were at Aunt Xinghua's house. What are they doing? Aunt Xinghua said that Dad was drunk and was sobering up with Daddy, Mom, are they drunk and they don't wear clothes? Aren't they cold......
Tao Li Fen suddenly lost color!
The old dwarf has had a few days of experience that is not enough to be humane to the outside world.
On the day he went to get the pig money, when he was drinking with Wang Erye, he heroically agreed to do something for Wang Erye, he didn't expect that Wang Erye wanted him to help him with such a ridiculous favor.
Second Master Wang said: "Okay, then I'll make it clear, the help I ask you to help is - that is, please help my eldest brother leave a descendant!"
The old man was a little hazy, and his brain wouldn't turn: "This, I can't help, I'm a big man, how can I have a child?"
"It is precisely because you are a big man, a tall cow and a strong horse, that I have to borrow you in particular. Now that you've been married, the children are a few years old, and you're no longer the scared man who ran away when he saw a woman. It's all said and done, why don't you still understand, do you have to say it to the naked eye? This is asking you to go to sleep with Xinghua's sister-in-law, as long as you sleep on her belly, you will be a great help!"
2β .
"This ...... This can't be helped, this ......"
"What's wrong with this? Are you still afraid that she will swallow you and not vomit, or are you afraid that your own will be too brittle and broken if you clip it? It's not so evil, and it won't be so unscored, I'll pack a ticket with you to ensure that you won't miss a single part afterwards. β
"That's not what it means, this hurts the heavens and reason, it's not personnel, besides, with Tao Lifen, I'm not interested in other women. β
"Tsk, tsk, they're all men, and they don't have a flower intestine, who believes it? What is this? Sister-in-law Xinghua has been in love with you for a long time, didn't she look for you a few years ago?"
The old dwarf's black face turned red: "Don't mention it, tell her to find someone else, I have a wife and a son, and I am not interested in a woman like her who has a bad reputation, and besides, my old dwarf is not that kind of person." β
"You know, is she looking for someone else? There are 30 if there are no 20, but it doesn't work, if you don't get out of the horse, what can you do?"
A few years have passed, and it is said that Li Xinghua should be a disciple of Wen Pozi, she should be able to grow her skills, why listen to Wang Erye's meaning, it seems that things have not followed the line outlined in the second volume, and Xinghua's sister-in-law has become a disgraceful rotten product.
Why the hell, what did she go through, what went wrong? She is like this, so what about him? What about the Qiu madman with the two-horned horse? He is not a weak person, and with the help of the third old lady, why did he leave Xinghua's sister-in-law alone?
Is it related to the confrontation between the Wang brothers in Chenjiaping?
These are all things that are not made explicit in the second volume. I don't know if there will be a chance in the future, let Shen Zhou do some explanations.
The old man suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he was clever for once: "Thenβyou can try it! And they are of the same blood and similar in appearance." Even if there is, no one dares to make irresponsible remarks. β
"Do you still need to be reminded of such a good thing? I don't need to say it, I won't hide it from you, I've tried it a long time ago, but I still can't do it. β
"Why can't it be, try a few more times!" If he knew that Wang Erye's Mazda had awakened, he wouldn't have said so.
Even Mazda can't ignite the fire, so naturally her Xinghuama has a problem and has mutated. Is it related to the fact that Qiu Luzi only did a third of the good deeds and then abandoned them?
"How many more times do you have to try? There are more than 100 times, let me tell you, not only me, but also the third child He didn't escape, but also participated, if my own brother can succeed, think about it, do you still need to come to you as an outsider?" How did this person become so shameless, he is a thousand muscles.
The same ugly thing is thought by women to be disgraced, and men think that they have a long face, and they often have love in front of others. The story of the old fish cat and the girl is a living example.
3β .
Although Wang Erye said it lightly, how evil the content is, how intolerable it is to the world, how chicken and how duck-footed, are they still human?
What did Wang Erye's hair give birth to? What happened to Xiaojiao? Is it already broken with Fan Qimei? Why did he become like this, and how many stories did he have in between? What kind of force is stabilizing this piece of heaven that has brought the already very mysterious world back to ordinary? How big of a piece of heaven has been folded between the second and third volumes? Can it be recreated?
Some of the secrets in this world can never be revealed, and the so-called intelligence is not wanted to know by anyone, and very few people can know.
"If you can't do it, then I can't either, so don't beat my idea. β
"You are different, your sister-in-law has long liked you, and the two of you will be more compatible with each other, and you are more likely to be addicted, and the more addicted you are, the easier it will be for your child to get on. β
The old dwarf still had to say something, but Second Master Wang didn't have the interest to go any further, he continued: "Okay, dwarf brother, let's talk about it first, don't be busy agreeing, go back and think about it, come to me when you figure it out, if you can't figure it out, just come to me when you are short of money, I have prepared a thousand yuan for you here, which is more than the two big fat pigs in your house, you can come and get it at any time, I will keep it for you." Come on, drink!"
After a few glasses of wine, Wang Erye wanted to 'put his heart in his heart': "Old dwarf, are you still a little afraid?
The old dwarf didn't take Second Master Wang's words seriously. He didn't know that Second Master Wang was invincible in the female treasure bush. He only knows that kind of skill, each has its own means and has its own secrets, and few men will learn from other men. Maybe the meaning of endless learning is that there is no shamelessness in the sea of learning.
When it was almost dark that day, the old man picked up a big turn in the cliff of rubbing ears, paid 800 yuan to buy the road, the mood was complicated, and he hurried home, just his wife and children were not there, he didn't care about everything, so he hurriedly turned on the brightest electric light, and carefully untied the thing.
4β .
People are too firmly rooted, the old dwarf specially found Tao Lifen's female red tools, paid attention to 120,000 points, and revealed the secret little by little, before it was solved to a centimeter, he was like falling into an ice cave, almost fainting to death!
Don't be careful! A few scissors are opened, and the truth is revealed in front of him, and the old dwarf is stupid.
Those two people, don't meet Lao Tzu, it's not that they want to find Lao Tzu, and when Lao Tzu finds them, he will fight with them!
Where is this big stack of ten dollars? Only the top one, the bottom one, and the middle one, all of which are scrap paper cut from old books!
That's how the old man's 20 yuan came from. The two young men with knives used 20 yuan and a large stack of straw paper that was too bad to wipe the back door as a guide, and fished out his 800 yuan, which was most of a big fat pig.
How could God have brought so many good things to a person? Almost for nothing, he picked up the most beautiful woman in Gloomougou as his wife, and he had to drop a large sum of money to him? This is a life, not a myth.
The old man paid 800 yuan, but only exchanged 20 yuan, and he really lost it, and when he was so sad and disappointed, he was not completely messed up. He put away the 20 yuan, and all the others burned in the stove, and he was able to make up lies to ease his wife's pass.
In order to conceal the report, even a dead brain like an old dwarf knows how to get started and come up with a trick to deceive people. It can be seen that there are many people in the world who cannot fully believe.
Next, the only feasible way seems to be to earn the 1,000 yuan of Second Master Wang, and then quietly return it to his wife after he gets it, and there is a surplus.
Don't think that some men's obedience is valuable, when it comes to Wang Erye's weighing pole, it is just a little bit more than a big fat pig, which is still the high price he calculated.
Women are really different from women, and there is a big difference between the most beautiful and the most lovable. After Li Xinghua was opened by Qiu Madzi's almond heart in the middle of the water, the charm of Wuhuama was completely released, and it was completely different from the previous good family woman, with the height of the old dwarf's cow and the size of the horse, he couldn't stand it, he was beaten weak and defeated, and his energy was squeezed clean after the event, and he lost his manhood.
5β .
When it comes to Xinghua's sister-in-law's current Taoism, many Dongdong have been broken through the mystery of her mind, and only the truth she wants is left. For her, to put it bluntly, Nanzhen is a hollow needle, an organ for injection. It's just that there are thousands of horses in East Africa, each with its own face, and the face is different, but in her eyes, it is also different from its grade.
Now that she is in a crusade between men and women, the crusade between men and women is different from the ordinary meaning, and there are no longer so many emotions entangled in it, but more of a mechanical movement.
She seems to be a blooming life, but she is actually becoming like a stone. The Illustrated Catalogue of Iron and Stone Blossoming Cultivation has such a process.
The Iron and Stone Blossoming Cultivation Catalogue appeared in that place, and it was so hidden so incredible, if it weren't for the crooked path of the evil sect, it would be strange.
is also a woman, the same is an old dwarf, Tao Li Fen takes care of him, but Li Xinghua, who has an iron and stone flowering cultivation catalog, will not.
Don't look at his male size, but her big mouth is all in it, from head to root, all wrapped tightly.
Xinghua's sister-in-law is like a human-shaped oil press, with full horsepower, driving the old man's proud capital for many years, like the piston of a diesel engine, running at high speed, only colliding in the cylinder of her female treasure. Both of them come with a lot of lubricating oil, which is moisturizing enough, and no matter how high the speed is, there will be no wear.
Have you ever gone to find a stable woman? Did she teach her or did she teach herself?
If her Iron Stone Blossom Cultivation Catalogue didn't have a little foundation, how could she be so powerful?
To tell the truth, up and down the melancholy ditch, the old dwarf is really a treasure that Xinghua's sister-in-law has long dreamed of.
When the little man came, the old man was giving her an "injection", and she had been playing for a long time, but this time it was very bizarre, the pinhole was like an elm plugged in a stopper, and she didn't open her mind.
Even she was a little struggling, much beyond Sister-in-law Xinghua's expectations.
This old dwarf, what's going on? Why, like this, it's difficult? I'm all, it's difficult, to, it's done, that, Tao Lifen, every day, waiting, how, can, withstand, get up, toss? Could it be that she, too, out, out, out of the surprising place?
5β .
This is a treasure question from Lingzhen, you don't need to answer, you will understand it slowly if you go slowly.
Sister-in-law Xinghua was panting, her thoughts began to be impure, under the conflict of the old dwarf, the hard-hearted heart that was not too strong gradually dripped and not too hard to bear, her nephrite began to soften, and the red dust obsession of ordinary people was fully revived in her flesh, and the beauty of her diet woman, who had not appeared in the world for a long time, bloomed layer by layer.
This is not too many times after she has experienced Qiu Madzi, Wang Erye, and Wang Sanye.
She had a hunch that she might have found the right person this time.
The old dwarf had already struck into the pointed socket like a steel tip, and it was in place, and began to scatter his crumbling force outward. Originally, she should have felt bloated and blocked, but his heart was too blocked. Blocked in a panic and stuffy, so no matter how Sister-in-law Xinghua tied, he was in a mood to cover the pinholes, and the inside was swollen again, he was just like sulking, and he couldn't get out.
This kind of male apricot out of the wall, he didn't imagine that it would happen to him. But once it really happened, he didn't have that mental plan. What to do? Just let it be.
Aggrieved and depressed, blinded the pounding heart he buried in the 'Night of Tofu Weir', so his movements were also primitive and mechanical. He can't substitute the glamorous encounter of that night into this day, he doesn't have the ability to dispatch at all.
Without the full dedication of passion, his work could not be completed for a long time.
After all, it was a big deal of 1,000 yuan, and based on the labor day of about three yuan a dozen yuan at that time, it would have to be 300 labor days, which was nearly a year's labor force, where would it be so easy to finish.
Fortunately, with his ability to 'lift the mountain' alone and beat the next round of 'platoon hammer' in one go, the old man has a lot of physical strength, no matter how Xinghua's sister-in-law is mad, he withstood them one by one.
The little man arrived, completely unaware of what they were doing: "Dad, Mommy called you back to dinner." β
The child was very good, and after a few words of murder, he would just bleed 'cat urine' and left obediently.
The disturbance of the little dwarf, not only did not spoil their good deeds, but pushed them to Gao Tao.
This time, the hairless remake into a film and television drama 'No matter how long it is, it will not be enough, and it will return to the gun and the horse, and the spring will go to spring and come back' before it is really staged.
6β .
Sent away the little man, as if pulling out the invisible stopper, the room is invisible and qualitative, flying vinegar is pervasive, Xinghua's sister-in-law suddenly gave birth to a strange force, sour and crooked, spicy sizzle, like eating a big bowl of Laotan sauerkraut spicy beef and chicken shredded noodles.
Translated into psychological language, it probably looks like this: No matter how capable she Tao Li Fen is, she can't monopolize this Lu man, isn't she fiercely held in her arms by me Li Xinghua? It's not just that I can gnaw at random, he wants to eat and eat hard? Maybe it's more than the strength spent on her!
With such thoughts, her body, which is like a small oil press, has grown its mechanical energy and become medium-sized!
The old dwarf was immediately driven, and the twelve horsepower diesel engines drove wildly to fifteen!
The son suddenly appeared and brought another woman's message,! The old dwarf who had been out of mind for a long time entered the body.
, it's his woman, it's the most important woman he doesn't change in this life, it's the only woman who is qualified to be like him! What's wrong with me, is this for her good or for her?
Alas, it's all done, and even if you pull out immediately, it's too late.
He didn't get out immediately, and as soon as the little man came, Li Xinghua only let go of one hand and shook it at the little guy, she was also delicate and clear, how could she not guard against it?
Her other three limbs suddenly tightened, and he wouldn't be relieved if he wanted to. After shaking her hand, she not only changed from small to medium-sized, but also retracted that limb, and even used her neck, which was to add two more tight hoops, and squeeze that strength, which is the strength that can be squeezed dry with more oil.
He can't put forward his cash in front of his son's eyes, in that case, how can his child's family be worthy of his father's big vote? Therefore, what the old man did was to bury his shame deeply!
Hiding deeper, it had already reached the stamen, and it went half an inch deeper, and directly ravaged the heart of the flower, driven by the oil press, on the opposite flesh wall.
has reached the root, can be more than half an inch, what kind of man is this?
Aunt Wang's sister-in-law Xinghua was originally suspicious, with her special woman's sensitivity, and the ability to look inside and be awakened by Qiu Madzi, she confirmed that the old man was not simple one step ahead of him, otherwise she would not be so uncontrollable in Tofu Weir that night, his male charm is too evil.
In the jargon of cultivation, these monsters either have ghosts or mysteries in them!
7β .
Half an inch further, it is already as difficult as climbing to the sky. There is a saying in the world, called "long is not enough", which is borrowed by Yanzi to obliquely talk about male treasures.
I heard that there is a kind of gun in the world, call back the carbine, turn around and rush to kill, surprise, the spear is fiercely long, so that the enemy is unable to defend against it, and can often defeat the enemy. If it's just a shot back, and there is no unexpected growth of the gun, how can it become a tried-and-true killer gun?
Back to the ghost in the horse gun, back to the gun and the horse in the mystery!
The gun has a back horse, and there is a gun back, and there is a kind of male treasure named back to the gun horse recorded in the four secret volumes, which is the opponent that all female treasures who practice the evil crooked way exercises must be wary of.
Could it be that the old dwarf's male treasure is like this? Xinghua's sister-in-law greatly improved her strength while secretly paying attention to see if she would discover another thousand tendons. Her strength seemed to be a gentle brush, but it had actually increased to a very strong level.
The two of them burst out with great power almost at the same time.
An unexpected interruption from the dwarf brought them on the same channel. In the movement of the brave conflict, the two of them also had other hidden thoughts, both thinking about the same person, the woman. When I think of her, I have power.
She said in her heart: That woman is really ruthless, the old dwarf is so big, just like a sugar cane, even if it is not very sweet, the water will be less? But now, it is all the hawthorn that she has chewed, and she is about to drink it up, even if he can recover the water vapor as soon as he lands, the taste that she has chewed must be very light. I can't sleep if I can't sleep, I can't squeeze oil for a long time, I'm going to squeeze his old bottom dry and dry today!
He thought to himself: She too, I'm like this, I'm so hard, I'm so desperate, I've given my conscience to the dog to gnaw, I've peeled off the man's face like a dead fish and fed it to the cat, for whom is it for whom? It's not for you, for you, for you and us, for the good life of you and us, I'm going to be grinding hard!
Why can a man's face be like a dead fish, peeled off and fed to a cat? Because a man's face is fishy!
As soon as the old man's thoughts were written, everyone knew that he was wrong, very wrong. But so many big men, how many of them don't think like that? I am tired and tired, and I have made some contributions to the family, and I directly think that it is for the family, for her, for the elderly, for the dolls, but in fact, in the final analysis, it is not for myself?
The more the old dwarf thinks about it, the more angry he becomes!
Yan Yanzi said that men have a kind of mouthful, that is, they can't stand the grinding of women, and they can't help it, and they still deceive themselves are conflicts.
8β .
With a roar, he was full of rage, wrapped in his essence and marrow, out of the chamber, shot the gun, broke through the suffocation, broke through the layer of embankment that he was psychologically covered, drenched with joy, with the greatest eruption ability, with the farthest range, with the largest coverage radius, ferociously watered her deepest flower, that woman flower!
In an instant, her flower stream was full, their essence began to overflow, and her blue field began to grow jade again.
The demonic apricot blossoms that bloom on the iron nephrite stone are chic, strange, and the flowers are fresher and fresher, and the more they are irrigated, the more brilliant they are.
"Old dwarf!" she also roared, Li Xinghua exploded into the most comprehensive gorgeous, heartily greeted his baptism, at this moment, the entire world of water is not warm. Her Hundred Devils Triangle was wild, full of attraction, swaying the old dwarf into the lonely ship in the mighty tsunami.
She was so indulgent, almost to the extreme, even if she had been to the rivers, lakes and seas, she would still remember this day in this room in Sanshou Bay. Perhaps, just like in the water, Ao's gourd is about to open, right?
In the courtyard of the old peasant association, of course, Li Qiu Zhihe has more than once, although Qiu Luzi has awakened the two-horned horse, and has a three-fingered hand to grab her almonds to open the pulp, but it is still not possible to reclaim the land. The conclusion of their research and judgment was, on the one hand, that within those three days, Qiu Luzi had been exhausted again, and his sharpness was no longer enough.
On the other hand, Li Xinghua, her almonds are not ripe enough, they are still very green, and they are not nourished enough!
They truly realized that if Wuhua Ma wants to give birth, it is more difficult than ordinary female treasures.
The old dwarf is exploding uncontrollably, almost exhausted.
At this moment, outside the Wang family's building, another child's voice came: "Dad, Mom is waiting for you!"
The little man's mother, Tao Lifen, a woman he has been grateful for all his life! She! She! If she saw herself like this, would she want to live?
The old man stopped suddenly, like the wheel of a well that was shaking with a load, and when he stopped suddenly, he didn't need to be driven, and the wheel immediately reversed.
Li Xinghua clearly felt that the liquid was flowing backwards, pouring backwards, and retreating, and she was reversing!
Her Flower Creek is getting shallower β is it?
Is he the legendary Huigun Horse? Is he really a Hui Gun Horse? It is absolutely true that the third thousand-tendon horse that appeared in the valley is a three-thousand-tendon horse, and the three thousand-tendons have reached the level of Lingzhen, and it is said that there is no one in ten thousand or it has narrowed the scope near the valley, and it has expanded to the entire world of water and the moon, and one out of ten million people is very good.
Such a rare Lingzhen, why are they all connected to her, and there are two of them, or the first time she has appeared, it is equivalent to being born from her, why is this?
Back to the gun and horse, it is not shown in his genuine husband and wife, and it only came out of the way that he derailed, and the strangeness in the middle cannot be explained by the parties involved. (To be continued.) )