Chapter 0126: The Old Short Guesses If you want money, pull out the killing knife first
She doesn't read much, and her upbringing is very lacking, let alone self-cultivation, why do she have so many fates, and she has been on the wheel one by one with the three major male treasures? Is it really because she is the first Xinghuama to appear in Wuhuama?
Luck, life, is it a cry of the little man that awakens his father's thousand-tendon function?
When he was more than three years old, after seeing the unbearable scene for 20 years, and not getting the "red" of those two people, would it bring him bad luck, just like the legend, a bad luck for a lifetime? When his future events are born one by one, will anyone remember that he bumped into bad luck at this moment?
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Of course, no one thinks about the forgotten Shi Yiyun.
Double-horned horse Qiu crazy man! Mazda Wang Er! Back to the gun horse old dwarf?
A three-year-old boy is short, and across the building, he still has a crying child's voice. Awakened the old man's ability to return to the gun and horse, how much of a coincidence? How many times have there been encounters since the ages? It is a trivial matter, and it may be related to the luck of heaven and earth for thousands of years in the future.
The big thing about the thousand-dollar reward was supposed to be the perfect ending, the old man didn't think about messing up, he really didn't want to do it all over again.
I didn't expect this to be the result.
The old dwarf was very unconscious, he didn't realize that he had been elevated to a treasure, and he wouldn't think that it would be best to go back and shoot again. I didn't think about when and how to stop, he, he, as usual, handed over the public rations, and left the field hastily.
The results have come out, and Xinghua's sister-in-law no longer cherishes his Kong Wuli, and after finishing the matter, she cleaned it up carefully and let the old dwarf leave.
She also kindly advised: "Come back next time you eat better!" Of course, she had the heart to say so, this time activating his great ability, of course she had to prepare well, and then clean him up well, this time it was better to squeeze it dry, of course, it was better to squeeze it next time.
There is also a difficult practice method of 'swallows fly back and forth without flying back' in the Iron Stone Blossom Cultivation Catalogue, which is enough to resist the natural ability of returning guns and horses, 'Spring goes to spring and returns'. She wants to hurry up and cultivate.
This little woman's intimate words, the tall old man couldn't bear it at all, and he almost fell to the ground and couldn't get up. Although he has awakened his strange ability, the old man is not a careful person, he has not yet had a good sleep, and he only blames himself for the last trembling.
Although he regained his essence, he would not use it at all, but stored it automatically. The energy he has not yet paid has been quickly filled.
2★.
Thousands of yuan and a promise, the old man finished his work with Sister-in-law Xinghua, and went to ask Wang Erye for money.
He's in trouble.
The old man was soft-footed, but he still cheered up, walked outside Wang Erye's house, and said his request for money.
Wang Erye sat under the bamboo forest a few feet away from the room to rest, on one side of the hexagonal green rock table three feet wide, five feet long and four inches thick, a bowl of jasmine tea was wafting and fragrant, and two round stools made of pear blossom wood landed steadily, Wang Erye sat on one of them, he pointed to the second, and let the old man with a little pale face sit down.
"I'm waiting for you here, you know. My time is valuable. He opened his mouth first, which was very meaningful, and asked first, "Did you do well?"
"It was good, but at the critical moment, the little man came to call me and flashed. "The old dwarf is a sincere man, he can't bear to be deceived, and he has something to say.
"It's a pity, it's not possible to do it in a flash. ”
"But it's already good, she can't fit it at all, it's all over the place, and it's wasted a lot. It's a pity that in the end, all the strange drops, except for the body, are gone. ”
"That's already over! You know, after this village, there will be no such shop. It's almost all off, and if you miss it, it's a white grind, and no matter how big the strength is, it's empty. "He didn't understand what the old man said, what was full of drips and all gone?
Second Master Wang didn't dig deeper. Naturally, he would personally ask his sister-in-law afterwards. His communication with this sister-in-law has been very deep, and he has tried to open her almonds thousands of times, but unfortunately he can't catch them once. Mazda has no hands, and the faster Wang Xiaoer turns, the farther the almonds float.
Therefore, Mazda and Xinghua Ma are not compatible.
During the period from the second volume to the third issue, a lot of things really happened. There are many major events alone.
Among them: With the joint efforts of the three brothers of the Wang family and Xinghua's sister-in-law, Wang Sanye and Wang Sanye have also awakened the Thousand Muscles and Lingzhen. It just doesn't match.
3★.
It's ridiculous to say that Wang Sanye's thousand muscles are unicycles. This was made up by their legal husband and wife together, but in the process of change, Uncle Wang's two eggs 'balls and eggs' had a fierce civil war, and finally synthesized a leather egg.
What's even more ridiculous is that Uncle Wang's wheelbarrow, just like the hair on Qiu Madzi's head, has turned into three-color hair. However, unlike Qiu Luzi, not every hair is three-colored, but the three-color hair is intricately clustered, long and curly - I have triple hair on it, and he has a little less on the bird, and he has become a single bullet, and the so-called horse is thin and long, and the thinner the thinner, the more energetic he is.
The function of the wheelbarrow is somewhat similar to that of the wheelbarrow used in the quarry, also known as the chicken cart, and is good at bearing weight and enduring humiliation. Uncle Wang can stand the frequent cuckolding, and even the mark of Qiu Luzi on the treasure hair is not hairy, it is indeed too tolerable to bear it.
Of course, his three-color fur is not simple, there must be ghosts.
Wang Sanye's awakening is a 'long-faced horse', the horse doesn't know how long the face is, and his eight heads are particularly long. Horses also need faces, long-faced horses. The earth is turned upside down, how much common sense can be overturned, no one can think about the budget.
It's also ridiculous to say that Wang Sanye's face is immediately peeled and folded, just like the face of a matchmaker.
The long horse face is also a weapon, and the fact that Wang Sanye can do it from under Fan Yumei's skirt to pick up food under the table already implies that he has a talent with a long horse face.
Feng Shui has changed, and the three mermaids and cats in the Wang family have all changed into a thousand tendons, which shows that the power of Feng Shui is already very amazing.
Gossip, Uncle Wang only needs to find an excuse for the old man to ask for a bounty.
The old dwarf chuckled in his heart, it was really troublesome, this money was hard to get.
The old dwarf still has to work hard, hoping to move and persuade Second Master Wang: "I can't say that, I have done exactly what you said, I have done my best, and I have not hidden it at all, except for bitter guts, I have even made the old foundation, can I still give me the money." ”
"Short brother, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, this is the basic business experience. We don't have to wait until we give birth to your 'private baby', at least we have to wait until we confirm that we have a baby, right?"
"But I can't be entirely blamed for this, I gave it to her, and it's full of portions, and I promise that I haven't cut corners, it's just, it's just...... Finally, it flashed, and there was still a little bit of it that didn't rush out. ”
4★.
The old man is so honest that he can admit what he has done in his dictionary. However, this temperament of his obviously did not maintain in front of the short lady. That's why he always advises people not to believe what they say. The old dwarf couldn't go on, he couldn't find a complete reason, and he held back for a while, but found a very ridiculous 'old dwarf conjecture': "Second Master Wang, tell me, she has experienced so much, who hasn't seen it? What kind of people haven't tried it? Why can't there always be? This situation just encountered really makes me wonder. Do you think there's some secret secret in her, or is there a culvert that has secretly let go of all the things that she has worked so hard to get?"
"What are you talking about, old dwarf? It's still a secret door, a culvert, a special meow, not to mention that there are still tunnels in her doll palace? Don't think about it, old man, I know you're waiting for money, you see, I'll take it with me, and I've even prepared a red paper bag. In front of the old man, Second Master Wang opened his suit, he patted his weakness, and said: "It's here!"
The old dwarf looked over, where is the red envelope? It is clearly the killing knife of Wang Erye's famous Dragon King Town.
The knives of other butchers are called pig killing knives and cattle slaughtering knives and sheep knives, because they use different knives to kill different livestock, and the so-called cattle slaughtering knives are used to kill chickens.
Only Wang Erye's knife is called a killing knife, it is too wise to pigs, cows, horses, sheep, chickens, and many stars, geese and ducks, don't change the knife, he is a knife to kill.
Wang Erye snorted, drew the knife out of the sheath, and put the knife on the table, bright ploughshares, shining, the blade of the knife was like an elongated herring, specific and slight, and the living dragon was alive. The bamboo shadow swayed on it, as if the blade was shaking automatically.
This is not a knife for good looks, it is a killing knife for killing!
The old man stared at the knife in front of him, and his face changed.
No matter how you look at it, it is seven or eight points similar to the one that robbed him. Could it be that this is a replica of this one?
Wang Erye said: "Tungsten steel knife, produced by Chief Engineer Chen, can't be famous." Old man, you know, since Chief Engineer Chen helped me make it and sharpened this killing knife himself, my skill in killing pigs has greatly improved. ”
5★.
Seeing the real body of the killing knife again, he suddenly remembered the two knives that robbed him, and the old man was still a little nervous, so Wang Erye continued: "It turns out that killing a pig requires four people to help hold it down, and it can't be done for ten minutes or even half an hour. It is said that I, Wang Laoer, am not the material for killing pigs. Ever since I had this killing knife, now, I only need to be alone, just one knife, only two seconds, no matter how tall the pig, all the numbers are down-"
The old man said: "Of course I know this knife, it is an iron plate that you brought back from the big city, Master Chen said again and again that good steel is good steel, especially like something that cannot be left in the island country, right? When he hit this knife, it was still a hearth made of Huangtian mud that he had personally selected; he also selected nine catties of anthracite coal from a hundred catties, one by one; and even the wine grain grass used to ignite the fire was selected by Chief Engineer Chen one by one, and he also said that it was necessary to make the slaughtered livestock drunk and smoked, and they would go and reincarnate quickly, so that they would not become terrible ghosts -- that day, it was still the bellows I pulled, did you forget?"
It is no longer possible for a mortal knife to make the object to be slaughtered drunk and die in a dream. They didn't know that Xiu Zhenming's sword "drunk picking" was this kind of murder weapon.
It is obvious that the wine grain grass alone can't do it, and Chief Engineer Chen's hammering technique must have mysteries that others can't learn.
The bucket and the ghost winked at them, and they often laughed at the island country that they couldn't ask for, so that even the old dwarf remembered it.
Second Master Wang: "That day, I was also busy with the support of Chief Engineer Chen, where did I pay attention to who pulled the bellows." ”
"Then what do you mean by swinging this killing knife on this table? You want to hey me? You must know that this knife can be baked, and I am also meritorious, and it doesn't want to hurt me. ”
"Where, where, you are too careful, you know, for many years, I have carried this knife with me. ”
6★.
"Since I became famous for killing pigs, no matter where I go, as long as I encounter someone slaughtering livestock, people have to ask me to take action, and I can't push it off, and I can't always play as an uncle, right? "The old man had the heart to say, 'Don't want to be an uncle in your life', but thinking that the consequences would be harmful, he still held back this sentence.
Wang Erye continued: "So after many times, I also learned from the elves, simply with a scabbard, bring the killing knife, then as long as you meet, someone invites, we don't have to shirk anymore, a guy drops, pull out, faster than your old dwarf collapsed clothes, let's step forward with a knife, a knife in place, don't even turn around, just shake it, go in and out, it's straight in and straight out, take the cloth and wipe the knife, turn around and go, only delay a few steps of effort, without waiting for people to thank you After speaking, our Wang Erye has gone away as if nothing happened." ”
"You don't know, that feeling is really cool, that's the hero's style, just like being a hero, being a hero. Of course, it's much easier to kill people than to kill pigs, isn't it? How many people have the power of fat pigs? Let's just "brush!", then haha!"
said that he didn't want to use it as a threat, but he said a lot of things about this knife, especially the last sentence, what is it if it's not a threat?
The old man didn't seem to be able to hear it, and he said, "Everyone in the whole Dragon King Town knows about it, and if they see you, some of them will quickly prepare the cloth strips of the spatula." As long as your second master and a guy poke it in, and a guy pulls it off, you don't care about the liquid in the mouth, you take the dirty cloth and wipe your head, 'brush!' Hide it all at once, you Wang Erye will lift your waist, you won't take any responsibility, pat the back of the mountain and leave. ”
"Okay, you old dwarf, didn't you drink the pot of the polyurea bucket, and it also fell into the tone of him and the ghost winking? Lao Tzu kindly helped someone kill a pig for nothing, and he dropped an incident, and you said it was the same as a prostitute ****, or he didn't recognize people's foot pigs, is Lao Tzu that kind of person? Lao Tzu can't wait to kick your turtle son a few toes. (To be continued.) )