Wang Erye said: "It's not that, old dwarf, you guys are doing this too unauthentically, we live so close, the villagers, look down and don't look up, not to mention the ability to practice water with you in the tofu weir even if it is a little kind to you, just rush to be a person from the same production team, you have to sell a few pigs in your life, and finally have two heads, and don't sell it to me, there is money for outsiders to earn, what's going on?"

How can the clumsy-mouthed old dwarf say that Wang Erye can say that he blames his wife for being too soft-hearted and letting Zhou Baliang take the lead, and the old dwarf quickly admits his mistake: "You can't blame me for this, it's all because the family doesn't know the general situation, and they don't do Zhou Baliang's soft bubble and hard grinding." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info when I return home, all the sales have been sold, what is the son? I'm sorry this time, next time, next time I'll leave it to my wife to keep it for you. ”

Second Master Wang wanted to say that it would be good to keep your wife for me, but when the words came out, he still changed it: "Okay! Okay! Just say this to you, let's take a walk, I have a treat today, the weather is cold, let's go drink a few cups of his horse to warm up." As younger brothers, we haven't honored your brother well. ”

"No, no, no. ”

"Why don't you need to drop it, then what's the matter! You have a lot of money waiting for you, so you look down on my younger brother? Don't worry, I can't touch eight hundred or nine hundred like you, and I'm not a problem with my brother and eighty! Let's go, let's go, if you invite me another day, I'll get it. ”

It is common for people in Sorrow Ditch to go to the street to fight 'flat gangs'. As long as a few words say that it is warm, it will be called to go to the restaurant to eat and drink, and talk while eating, it is called 'Tie Gang.' ’

The old dwarf has grown so much in vain, but his ears are soft, and he usually can't hear the ghost blink and they blow it, and he still can't change it after the laughing door incident. He couldn't stand three good words, and was courteously invited into a rural restaurant by Wang Erye, and directly asked Xiaobing for a seat, a few braised vegetables and a few plates of stir-fried vegetables, not a drop of sake, a bottle of Tuojiang Daqu wine per person, and slowly ate and drank.

2★.

At that time, Wang Erye was still showing his magic in the water, and at the same time the business on land was also booming, in addition to losing face a little in his father's childhood, it can be said that he has never lost the wind, walked through the water, and is already a pivotal figure in Longwang Town, how can his food be delicious?

Halfway through eating and drinking, after the gossip, it's time to get to the point. Second Master Wang said: "Brother, the younger brother asks for something, don't push it." ”

The old dwarf was born with the temperament of listening to people's calls, and his mouth was still soft. He hurriedly said: "If there is anything, just say it, as long as I can help, I will definitely help!"

"As long as you promise, only you can do it. In fact, you should have done it half a year ago, but you were too polite, and you didn't appreciate your face that time. ”

"What the hell are you going to do? I can afford to look down on you, this good wine and meat have been entertained, what else is there to say? I'll do it for you!"

"Okay! I know that you are willing to help Didi! At first glance, you are the person who has been the master at home, not the kind of 'poop ear' who listens to his wife at home and drills the sow's crotch when he goes out. As long as you do it, you want a red envelope of 1,000 yuan, and I don't feel any pain as a younger brother, I will give it immediately, you can give it as you want, and you will never break your word!"

It's better than raising two big fat pigs, how big is that? The old man was a little stunned: "Don't be, don't be, don't tell me to go, go ......."

"Don't get me wrong, man, I would never ask you to do that kind of thing, aren't you like that?"

"Then you say, say plainly, I promise you that I will do it, and I will not lie to you. "The straighter the temperament, the more I love to pat my chest.

"Okay, we'll make it clear—" The old man got drunk faster.

Wang Erye is a fish cat, he often drinks spirits, and a pound of liquor is not a problem. The old man is a stonemason, and the amount of alcohol is not bad, after drinking eight taels per person, he can't stand it, so he has to let Wang Erye place him in a nest in the town to rest.

3★.

By the time the old man was halfway drunk, he went to Zhou Baliang to get the money and go home, it was already five or six o'clock in the afternoon.

Zhou Baliang is very picky, but his pig money is very easy to take, and he generally does not default, nor does he deliberately embarrass him.

He was the only one on the road who rushed home after the scene. He was also a little dizzy, and he always felt that the road was not wide enough, not enough for him to walk alone.

The white road was left to him to trample at will. The old man walked the tortuous route, and the old man walked really slowly, and halfway through the road, it was almost dark.

Where the old man is, he has arrived at the famous section of this road, which is called the Rubbing Ear Cliff.

On both sides of the highway nearly 100 zhang long, there are seven or eight zhang high walled mountains, and there is really a feeling that the cliff rubs the ear, especially when taking a car, the feeling of the cliff passing by the ear is stronger.

The old man walked down the road in the middle of the cliff, his head dizzy and his steps crooked.

It's getting dark, too.

Alas, so when he saw the eyes of the money, the sky was about to close, and under such conditions, he saw a thick bundle of money in the middle of the road, and waited for him there.

The old man's eyes widened suddenly. He sobered up, his eyes sparkling and shining, as if he were igniting the alcohol he was still bubbling on.

He looked at the large stack clearly, and saw that the top one was a brand new ten-dollar bill. That turn of money, I am afraid that it is not four or five inches high, it is tightly wrapped with wide tape on all sides, and it is tightly tied up and down, and it is also tied tightly with tape cross flowers, if it weren't for the ten yuan on the side of the sky that was clearly seen by the old man, he couldn't believe that when he came to this world, there was a day when a guy saw so much money.

Look at the square and cute appearance, no matter how stupid the old man is, he can imagine that this stack of money is all 10 yuan bills. Fortune!

Haha! Fools have stupid blessings, many people say so, otherwise Tao Lifen is such a fresh and tender flower, why would he be inserted into his bull?

- Flowers planted in the cow!

When propagating the anecdote of the old dwarf and the bride's cave room, he praised Tao Lifen, who reversed the situation, reversed the situation, resolutely sacrificed herself to ride a horse first, and bravely broke her own land. Her fearless behavior was named 'Flowers in the Cow' by the Ghost Blink.

4★.

How vivid this sentence is, people who have not heard of the laughing door incident are absolutely unimaginable.

This sentence, together with the old man's 'I want to open the back door', entered the legend of Melancholy.

In the laughing door incident, Tao Lifen did not let the old dwarf be beautiful.

You're welcome! Providence wants to give, don't take sorry God. People who do crafts will not be polite when they can not be polite.

Be polite, just to reconfirm whether the other party really wants to give.

The old man was actually very calm, just like every time he received a salary from his father. 'What's mine is mine'. It seemed that he had woken up from drinking, and he himself felt unexcited and unflustered. He strode forward and bent down his pole.

Looking around, he naturally picked up the big bundle!

It's really a lot, and he can't finish holding it in his big hands.

It feels good, and it's a little heavy, look at the other side, hey, it's good, it's really ten yuan new money!

The old dwarf neatly stuffed them into the sweater, he was more sober, this time he had experience, and the best antidote to sobering up was money, a lot of money, more money thicker than bricks, guaranteed to wake up drunken cats.

Place them under the armpits, tuck the hem of the sweater into the waist, and tie the straps tightly!

When the money arrived, he became excited, and in the excitement, his mind could not turn, and he did not run a way quickly, but as long as he ran past the cliff, his steps could turn a corner and take another path—he did not expect that money could make a person sober up, but it could not make a person no longer stupid.

After sobering up for a while, he was drunk and intoxicated again. A huge excitement rushed through his head, and he didn't have time to fantasize.

At this time, his steps were very steady, and the road was on the right track, and the second half of the road could be completed quickly.

Before he walked twenty feet away, he suddenly heard a crackle behind him, and someone ran to him, "Hey, old man, you wait." The man shouted.

Someone shouted at him, a voice never heard before.

5★.

After the laughing door incident, he became a celebrity, and it is not strange to be known and greeted, but the strange thing is that at this juncture, when he was the richest and had just become a 'big man', he didn't want to be known. So he pretended not to hear.

"Old dwarf, old dwarf, old dwarf!" the man shouted, one after another, with a clear rage, one more angry than the other. Unlike Jian Luo, who shouted Director Ying in Youfang Mountain, people were kind-hearted, but the unkindness in this person's tone became more and more obvious.

The old man looked back unhappily, and the man who was chasing him from behind was still waving at him, "You, that's you, you wait a minute." ”

"What are you doing, I don't know you. "The old dwarf has good eyesight, and he has been looking at the three lines for a long time, and he has to look at the three points to repair the seat surface of the stone, and his vision is very accurate. The real masters and craftsmen of the stonemasons are all technicians who can be 'too fine', not the rough and big people who people imagine can do it.

Not long after swallowing my saliva, the old man was already a master.

He saw the man, who was also very large, a tall and sturdy young man, wearing a black leather jacket and a pair of slippers, as if he had taken a casual mood and went out casually. He's got a lot of stride, he's running very, very fast, and I'm sure I can't outrun him.

Cloth shoes can't run slippers, this is the difference between those who have practiced and those who have not. "It doesn't matter if you don't recognize it, you can recognize money and not people!"

The old man's heart tightened, something might happen, and he tensed his nerves.

The old dwarf immediately decided, didn't talk to him, turned around and left.

There are cliffs on both sides of the cliff, and there are only prospects and retreats within a hundred feet, but there are people blocking them.

There was also one in front, and from the end of the cliff, it came out while the old man turned around and talked to the young man behind. He was also a tall and sturdy young man, dressed exactly like the man who came from behind. The difference from the previous young man was that he wore black big scalp shoes, which were rare at that time. (To be continued.) )