She means that as a woman, she has been on the bed twice, and the man has not been on the bed once, according to the theory of "the woman will probably go to the daughter first", looking at her appearance, eighty percent has already decided that the first child will be a daughter in the future. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

When he heard this, someone interjected and asked, "What do you think?"

"No one can say for sure, unless it's the Fairy of Sorrow." If there is such a spirit, I don't think her firstborn is necessarily a woman. The first time, the old dwarf held her and put it on the bed, or the old dwarf's hand was next to the bed first, if she wanted to give birth to a daughter, it should be the second child. ”

It may be that when the urea bucket said this, he inadvertently first understood the fairy of melancholy, making the prophecy of the urea bucket come true. Later, the first child of the short lady gave birth to a boy is how short the short is, and the second child may be related to her connecting the bed twice, who knows, the result is a pair of twin sisters, that is, Weiwei and Xiaoxiao.

The urea bucket said that after the bride went to bed, she might not be very angry, and she might have a slight hatred, intending to punish him a little, or she might be too shy, and she turned her back to the old man.

The old man is not afraid of difficulties, his strength is inexhaustible, he doesn't talk much, he does a lot of things, he doesn't need the bride's heart, he can strip the two into a bare pole commander alone.

The old man admired it recklessly, as if he were faced with a newly slaughtered stone, and looked at her whole body, touched and touched, searched and searched, and compared.

It's different, it's different, don't say anything else, it's all breasts, and I'm as strong as a cow is two oranges and rice, and people are two grapefruits.

His skin is rough like a whetstone that has not been used, look at others, oily and slippery, it is a knife face that has been polished.

After looking at it, he rubbed it and even scratched it, the old man didn't care at all about her tricks that hadn't been shown, and what he couldn't put down was her rich partition. He also tossed her over and over again, running back and forth with his hands over the hills, but she always turned her back quickly.

The old man has been tired with his hands for a long time, and it is impossible to never rest, right? So he finally mustered up the courage to let the twenty-first one-finger, which had been deliberately cold to the side for a long time, change shifts.

The old man used his big, stupid real middle finger to knock on the back door of the bride. He knocked badly, and he couldn't get the gist of it, and he couldn't enter the door for a long time. The short lady was provoked by him, turned over, put the facts in front of him, and wanted to correct him with the truth.

The old dwarf didn't die until he reached the Yellow River, so he admitted death when he was dead, remembered the words of the ghost blinking and the words of the urine bucket, and turned the bride over, still going to open the back door.

The two of them tossed and turned, one repeatedly hinted, the other never abandoned, they did not use words to communicate, they performed pantomime for a long time, they contacted for several rounds, and they came and went. They are all busy, they are all panicking, that is, they have their own ideals, not the same goal, not in the same direction.

2★.

One has the power to change the will of the other party, one relies on the treasure to operate conveniently, he can change me, I can also change myself, one is anxious to panic, one is ashamed and distressed panic, they are all working hard, but there is no benefit, no progress.

In a few moments, the bride simply turned her back to the sky, and she opened her lower limbs to reveal the ground, so that his treasures could be done. Her upper limbs were raised above her head, clutching the head of the bed to prevent the old man from turning her over.

This is the bride who has accepted her fate, is willing to surrender completely to him, and is ready to sacrifice herself.

The short man couldn't figure it out, he was too stupid to read her body language. Of course, he turned her selfless dedication into a sincere refusal, didn't he hide his goal behind Yin Mountain? If he still couldn't find the back door this night, tomorrow he would definitely tell the truth that he didn't succeed under the blink of an eye.

Can they accept it? They still have to laugh off their big teeth! The last time I met Xinghua's sister-in-law in the tofu weir and was caught by them as a laughing stock, it was the first time, and it was an outsider, even if people had let him go, they laughed so hard that he didn't dare to walk so upright, this time, what will happen?

This time, the name is justified, if you want to be like this for another night, you will definitely not let him go, you will definitely laugh so much that he wants to hang himself, and he will laugh so much that he wants to wipe his neck.

The old dwarf was also anxious, and the man's usual incompetent move - with force! Her hands were tight, but her body was not easy to borrow, and he reversed most of the situation, turning her upside up, he pulled open the shelf and rode up, using the ability to dig out the sharp nest eye with the anvil on the construction site, and slammed it against the back door, and it was still struggling.

It's a mix of ultimaries, and it's a mess, but after all, her posture is awkward, and it's not that easy to do. From time to time, his true middle finger slipped across the line, encroached on the front edge, tickled her and provoked her emotions. She let go of her grip on the head of the bed, pushed the old man aside, and forcefully accused: "Old man, what are you doing! Who taught you?"

3★.

If he can't even hold a woman, what kind of man is that? How can he still mix up in the construction team in the future? In the future, his reputation among the stonemasons may not even be as good as the ghost who 'does not lift or lift'!

How could an old man like a bull with a stick on his head go to live like that? So he threw himself at the little woman with a fierce face, and shouted something that he would regret for the rest of his life: "I want to open the back door!

He shouted out twice, the urine bucket hiding in the dark could no longer hold back, he would definitely laugh out loud, he quickly slipped away, and he couldn't help it after slipping out not far away, and he couldn't stand it with a smile.

The urine bucket told this scene, and the people who listened to it did not reward him with good words, most of them said like this: "You can even do such a lack of virtue as listening to the sound of water, and you don't grow up with a long heart, no wonder you don't grow tall!"

The urine bucket was not ashamed, but proud, and forgot that the bun leaked sugar, and exposed his evil behavior: "Which of you has a vision like mine?

Many men and women of the right age are thinking about where someone might be hiding on the night of the wedding.

Since then, the urine bucket has become the most unpopular person in the cave room, and it has also become the first object of prevention for the bride and groom.

"Urine bucket, watch other people's ditch hemp soup make fire, that's a very bad thing, since you have escaped, don't go in again, right?"

"Then how can I look at it in vain, or live dragons, now I am making up and acting, two people playing, one person watching, this is the treatment of the prince, if you don't look at it, I don't look at it, I don't have long eyes, why don't I look good......"

The thief 'looks at Leng Bao', and the villain 'looks at the concubine'. This is the common saying of melancholy. 'Look at Leng Bao' is to steal someone's cold guard, and take the sheep with the sheep at the first opportunity; 'Look at the Baby' is also called 'Look at the Ba Pian'er', which is to look at the cheap, and don't give money for nothing, and the cost is free.

4★.

The urine bucket hurried to release all the funny things that had been holding his stomach, and he killed him and turned back. Just saw that the old dwarf was trembling and was about to explode with anger, and the bride's voice sounded in time: "Silly old dwarf, silly old dwarf, it's here, here!"

This capable woman simply no longer waited for the old dwarf to be blind and pulled the groom down, she turned over and became the master, took matters into her own hands, led the horse into the alley tightly, put the lid on the bottle, and it hurt to ride a horse, and it hurt more than a woman.

Both of them are stupid and lame, and neither is much better than the other. The bride rode a blind horse, and the groom pulled the blind car, bumping and bumping together, walking and stopping, one foot deep and one foot shallow, one moment united, one moment each in charge of its own, and they were all made out of the lawn, a lawn with a certain amount of water.

The bride had never been stung by such a grown stinger, and the saddle was stained with blood, and she screamed in pain. She stung on the flesh, only shrink, only move, no matter how to retreat, how to attack, it is called pain, and when the pain can no longer hurt, she shakes in every way, she is lawless, very tired, very unlucky, after all, it is not her business, after the effort, the pain is over, she still does not pull out the body, nor shakes off the flesh.

She persisted, and kept insisting, until she really couldn't stand it anymore, and then she screamed for a while, and after trying her best, she gave up her efforts and simply lay down on her horse and didn't move.

She's played to her level, and her level is so high, she doesn't get too wet, and she doesn't blame her for being unhappy. Of course, he is to blame, he is a wooden wooden horse.

After resting for a while, the wheezing evened out, and the urine bucket was funny to see her pinching the old man who had become her husband and asked, "Are you dead!"

"How can I be, I'm so good, I've never been so good. ”

"Since you're not dead, why don't you move?

"I ......" Although the old man is not enlightened, he has already opened meat, even if he is not stupid to the top, in the end he still understands a little bit of his wife's meaning, he repented, it is time to do something, and he also climbed up.

5★.

This time it's to give him money, and he won't open any back doors, how can he not take the big road and take the small road? Hehe, he's not really stupid, and he quickly found the place where the man should be. took possession of his own personality and did what a man should do.

He can't do things well, he doesn't know the severity, and he uses too much energy where he shouldn't use it. "You've put a sore bone on someone's side. "Your hair is too hot. "Your mouth stinks a little. "You're pulling my hair. She had to remind him from time to time so he could continue his journey.

He laughed silly, answered rattle, and moved jerky as if he were climbing on melted asphalt.

Finally, she couldn't stand it anymore, and there was a howl, and I don't know whether to be strong or disappointed, and the urine bucket saw her let go of him.

The result of the efforts was that the relationship between the two parties finally loosened, and they were willing to retreat from her. She paid for the red, the white, and her flowers bloomed into wounds that could never be healed, and only he was intact, so he won.

After cleaning up, the urine bucket was blessed, and he smelled something new.

She sacrificed too much, she didn't bother to move, she was no longer so shy, she didn't cover up, and quietly replied to herself.

The old dwarf's curiosity was undiminished, and he pulled her to look east and west, and even looked at the back door for a long time, "Tut." He said. I looked at the wound for a longer time, "Tut-tut." He said again.

He repeated the comparison, and used his sinful fingers, and when he tried to reach the back door, he was smacked by her.

I don't know if he figured it out, "Squeak, squeak." He said again.

The old dwarf squeaked alone, and a pair of big hands on her backward fat and her front up, took turns rushing, and after probing around, he felt that her small and narrow place was more pleasant.

The big and deep places keep men busy, and the small places make men happy to rest.

Urea guessed that the old man must be groping for the answer, he had too much ignorance, too much energy, and too stupid brain, so he kept groping if he couldn't figure it out.

6★.

The night was dark, and it was past the third watch, and the urea bucket couldn't wait for the old man to find out the results, so he was busy making the broadcast.

Of course, what you see in the urea bucket is only the appearance, and if you want to see the deeper mystical changes, it is not something that can be screened by the naked eye like the urea bucket.

For the laughing door incident, the urea bucket should be the first to take credit. Many incredible things are done by such vulgar and boring people.

The laughing door incident, which was originally a short lady who suffered from the victims, became famous once. She became famous so strangely, so quickly, and so enthusiastically, it can be said that she opened a precedent for melancholy.

For one day and one night, the short lady is even more famous than Aunt Wang.

In those years, it was these two daughters-in-law who stole all the limelight from those beauties in Sorrowfulgou.

The dwarf lady was already very eye-catching everywhere she went, and after this day, the back of her legendary place was more eye-catching than a pair of towering breasts, and everyone had to look at it a few more times.

The short lady was destined not to live an ordinary life, and soon some things were born, which added a lot of color to the legendary short lady, so that she later became a surreal person.

As the first two women to appear in the world of the water is not warm and the moon is the common mother, as the third woman to appear on the big stage of the water is not warm moon, her importance is very prominent, and even Li Xinghua, who occupies the female number one in the second volume, is just her foil.

She has been around for a long time, and has even completely revealed herself, but her truth is still far from us, just because you can't just look at the surface when you look at a person.

The old dwarf was able to marry Tao Lifen, but on the surface, it was the virgin mother-in-law who forced the matchmaker to promote this matter, and there is no way to know whether there is a father's will behind it. But my father is really very concerned about the generations of the He family, and my father has also influenced me, and I have always cared about the He family, so much so that I have used He Le's name myself and roamed in the world of intelligence. But the one who cares most about the He family is my brother who has lived a short life.

The newlywed old dwarf couple, like the work after the strong push, there was a period of silence, slowly diluted, not too much attention by people, maybe one day, on the homepage of this category of hot cover recommendation, Orr another day, but also on the main station hot push, also set off a wave on the main station.

7★.

The short lady Tao Li Fen is like this. After the Laughing Gate Incident, the major events of the Immortal Residence were the Crying and Troublemaking Incident, and then the birth of the dwarf and the death of the dwarf old lady on the same day. After that, there are many more things, and the spirits are very supernatural.

The age of the woman is very strange, the dwarf lady became a woman at the age of 19, and when people see her again many years later, it is as if she has not yet reached the age of 20.

The old man was 9 years older than his wife, but in his memory, the extremely confused concept of age, time and people and things also affected this memoir.

It was 1979, and at the end of that year, Youlegou also implemented the responsibility system of land production to households.

In the past few years, the countryside has really undergone earth-shaking changes, and agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry, and sideline fisheries are vigorously developing, which is really a prosperous scene.

In particular, the pig industry, by 82 years, has reached the level of one per capita stock in the pig breeding branch, and most of them are two or three hundred large and fat pigs.

Changshengju originally had only one ancestral pigsty, but after receiving funding from his father, he added one and extravagantly replaced it with a small green tile roof fired by Chief Engineer Chen himself. People still live in grass houses, but the pigsty first became a tile house, which is why the eternal residence is so special.

When the old man was twenty-five years old, the eldest was not small, and he remembered that it was time to save some money to beg for a wife, so he asked for a little pig from my house.

Half a month after the 'ligation' of my litter of piglets, he personally selected the strongest pig in a litter to give to him, and repeatedly explained to him the common sense of raising pigs and his own unique tricks.

In the next two years, my family slaughtered two big fat pigs for the New Year, and sold ten, my father heard that the old dwarf pig was still healthy, according to common sense, it should have been about 500 pounds of Big Mac, so he took a detour to see, and was startled when he saw it!

He called the old man and asked how much his pig weighed. The old dwarf also knew that he was embarrassed, and he said that it was less than a hundred pounds.

His father asked him how many times a day he fed him, and he replied twice. My father asked, 'Did you feed me at noon today?'

8★.

The old man was very familiar with his father, and when he heard his father's repeated questions, he knew that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of anything wrong, so he answered honestly: "I just fed it for less than half an hour." ”

My father took the trouble and patiently asked him when he had seen the pigs and how much his pigs had eaten at noon today. I just watched it, and I want to eat a bucket of miles for a meal. ’

"Do you still have to lie to your face?" the father was angry, although the old man was tall and weighed eighty kilograms, but with only one hand, he lifted him up and put him in the pigsty, "See for yourself!"

It turned out that the pig had rotted in the pigsty, and had been dead for at least five or six days, and he had a very poor sense of smell with chronic rhinitis, and he didn't really care about the pigs.

Not to mention, whether it is raising people and pets or raising livestock and poultry, there are really people like the old dwarf, just routine, it seems that they are doing it, but they are just doing it, and they are not really concerned at all.

"Alas, look at what pigs you fed!" my father didn't have the heart to give him a pig book for a long time.

For another two or three years, the old man stopped raising pigs.

After the dwarf was born, the dwarf lady was inconvenient to go to work with the child, the family life was simple, there was not much housework, and the smart Tao Lifen walked around with the dwarf all day long, and went around to make a haircut.

The dwarf has eaten a lot since he was a child, but fortunately, Tao Lifen is full of milk and can still meet it. It's just that if she feeds a lot of times, she will inevitably leak a little spring from time to time. Those men in Yanzi's hometown, where can the beauty of spring be hidden from their eyes? All of them have bright eyes, and they can be stared at at the slightest gap, even if they are hindered by the old dwarf's strength, but the advantage of words is always taken advantage of.

My father was worried that over time, it would cause too much gossip and bad influence, especially for the stonemasons.

What's more, the short lady matures day by day, and the more her hair shines and is charming. In addition, she is from the mountains, there is no vigilance of men and women, she is very easy-going with people, and she can talk to anyone for a while. Chatting and chatting, as soon as the dwarf shouted that she was hungry, she would untie the milk doll in her arms.

9★.

There are more and more people who want her.

Whoever his father is, he can naturally see the problem.

The father discussed with his mother, planning to send another piglet to the He family again, so that the dwarf lady could have more time to stay at home.

The mother said that if you want to send it, you have to have at least two, a single pig is not easy to raise, and one more one will compete for food, and the piglets will not pick and choose when they eat, and they can take up more time for the dwarf mother.

"Of course it's better. ”

Once again, the old dwarf's family was given a pig book, and the situation really improved. The dwarf lady brought the pig wealth, and since then his family has to sell at least two big fat pigs every year, and the longevity house has also been improved, and the smell of oil smoke is scattered from the cooking smoke from time to time, and the water color of the dwarf lady is more beautiful.

The short lady is getting more and more beautiful, and people know that this woman still has a long head, and she has not yet reached the top.

At the end of eighty-two, hungry pigs could be sold for 1 yuan and 2 cents a catty. The pair of pigs sold by the short lady are more than 700 pounds, of course, it is better to sell them to Wang Erye, who is in the hot Wang Shidian pig slaughtering and wholesale retail killing line in Longwang Town, but this time it is a bit strange, the Wang family did not come forward, but Zhou Baliang ran to the door, stalking and polishing the skin for a long time, the short lady was annoyed, and finally let him fulfill his wish, saying that the price was 900 yuan, and he agreed to get the money in the second game.

As long as this considerable income is in hand, you can have a good year.

On the appointed day, the dwarf lady beat her hair and went to Longwang Town to get the golden pig money.

The old dwarf was tall and big, and he grew a beard, and after being moistened by the dwarf lady, he was even more complacent, and walked with his head held high, very powerful. In addition, he has become famous from the laughing door incident, as long as he is a celebrity, the idle thief will not dare to make up his mind.

When he went to withdraw money, he was naturally much safer and more reliable than Tao Lifen, a lazy woman.

When he arrived in the town, he hadn't walked far, but the old dwarf was stopped by Wang Erye, saying that he should treat him when he had made money! The old dwarf said: "Ball! The money is still with the turtle son Zhou Baliang, and he hasn't gotten it yet, so what will I ask you for!" )