Chapter 40: Cure but not Treat
The fireball came out, like a man, a step slower, and the Lun family had run away, muffled twice in the water, and did nothing.
The bamboo picture scroll of the Book of Mountains and Seas was thrown in the hands of Princess Huihui, floating high in the air, becoming a looper, stretching and shrinking, not seeing clearly, it had been wrapped around the neck of the big fish, automatically dragged, jumped, exposed the human body, and found that this was a human monster with a fish head.
At this moment, the rescued immortal master bounced out of the water, a piece of flesh on his calf was tumbling over, and blood was dripping down, and he landed on the shore in pain, howling like a child for a while, looking at the wound, and thinking about the whole story.
No one cared, and the rope of the bamboo mountains and seas turned into a picture scroll was pulled alive, hanging the fish-headed human monster high in the air, and it jumped and jumped, struggling desperately, and used up its strength before it stopped. At this time, this fish-headed human monster could still shout out a woman's voice: "It's a pity! It's really the misfortune of my life that I didn't eat this stupid stinky man!"
The immortal master was in a terrible mood! His brain was in a mess, and he endured the pain, and he wanted to cut this fish-headed human monster with a thousand knives before he could vent his anger! He gritted his teeth and tore off the flesh of his overturned calf alive and threw it into the water, and immediately revealed a monster to eat it; in view of this situation, looking back and thinking, how did he feel? What is especially hateful is this wound, which is bleeding non-stop, what should I do?
The big fish hanging high in the air tried to escape, but could not be dragged down with both hands; the anger crawled into the eyes, and when it came to the eyes, its eyes were purple and red, and it shouted sharply: "Hurry up the blood! Let the stinky man die early, and he will not poke his eyes!"
The most incomprehensible thing is the injured person; who did the immortal master provoke? Why are there so many people who hate? If a beautiful woman has hatred, it is understandable, and these monsters also hate, obviously it is unreasonable.
All the situation is in full view, and Bang Zunwei really can't stand it, staring at the hanging fish-headed human monster and howling: "Dare to scream again, knock out your dog's teeth!"
It's funny! This scene is like a furious clown, and Princess Huihui can't laugh even if she can't laugh: "Senior brother, it's a fish tooth!"
Scolding the master is equivalent to scolding me, cutting off the dog's head and eating it alive!"
This toss, the immortal master immediately woke up, facing all directions and shouting: "Long sword, where is you? Come on!"
Before the sound fell, there was a "crack", and the head of the fish was cut off and rolled down the hillside into the water.
"Crackling" slashed several times in a row, cutting the human body that fell to the ground into several pieces......
At the critical moment, the immortal master did not forget to shout: "Pick out the fish's eyes." ”
It was too late for Princess Huihui to spread out her helpless hands and say, "Master, the fish head is gone." ”
What else can I say? The immortal master was suffering in his heart that no one had endured, knowing that no one understood, and he was only staring at the bloody wound on his calf in a daze.
The long sword shrank, and the sheath could not be found on the immortal master, so it flashed and disappeared.
Such a strange phenomenon made the immortal master linger for a long time, and suddenly remembered, and shouted: "Bangzun, Xiangxiang is the teacher, find a doctor." ”
When it came to the critical moment of Princess Huihui's flattery, she stretched out her hands, and the rope sleeve in the air turned into a bamboo picture scroll of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, handed it to Bangzun, and said, "Senior brother, come and find a way?"
I don't know how many times the fire eye has scanned it, but there is only the magic doctor of the Yu Republic of China; with the idea of giving it a try, he shouted: "Please, come out!
There is also a copy of Princess Huihui, who followed closely on the side; Si Xu, who could not be sharpened, popped up a line of words: "The divine doctor can't come here, he should be tacit." ”
I'm really depressed! Bang Zun is very confused! I can't find an answer for a long time, I can only stuff myself in my heart, and I feel uncomfortable all the time.
At this time, Princess Huihui could think about it, and inadvertently, she could still come up with some ideas: "Master, isn't there an immortal method, why don't you fix it yourself?"
Often things are their turn, and the immortal master is not so strong, and he said in a painful voice: "The teacher is seriously injured, and the immortal method cannot be used; ”
Speechless; Bang Zun and Princess Huihui looked at each other, and understood in their hearts; shoulder to shoulder, arm in arm, like a winged bird, one out of a palm, aimed at the wound, and at the same time launched the yin and yang green light; on the wound back and forth, there was no improvement; on the contrary, I found that something was wrong, the shadow on it was different from the green light, suddenly, drilled out, like a human tooth fell to the ground, flicked a few times, a fish-headed human monster appeared, did not look back, desperately fled, into the water and disappeared......
When Princess Huihui saw her for the first time, she was dumbfounded, and she didn't know what she meant, and asked, "Master, why are you doing this?"
This is a strange phenomenon, and the immortal master is also confused, pointing to the Shan Hai Jing with his finger: no words;
A voice came to the woman, whom she had never met, and said, "The monster multiplies upside down, and this is an ancient method of gestation. ”
"It's weird! How do you deal with my teacher's wounds?"
"Looking for my sister, there is a way. ”
This sentence reminds Bang Zun, the sister knows a new girlfriend, and she is constantly lingering, the man has broken sleeves, is it not the woman?
The most anxious is the immortal master, as if he knows something, and stops it with all his might: "Don't go, don't go!"
Princess Huihui was puzzled and couldn't find an answer, so she asked, "Why?"
At the critical moment again, the immortal master "sighed" for a long time, but he couldn't say it, so Princess Huihui could only look at the road of honor......
There is no time to delay, will my sister do that kind of unsightly thing with Hu Xian? Bang Zun's frightened body flew up, observing everywhere with his fiery eyes and the invisible eye on the tip of his nose, and the scene that greeted his eyes was shocking!
The intimacy between my sister and Hu Xian is no less than that of a wild mandarin duck, could it really become a grinding mirror?
They snuggled up in a bird's nest in a small tree, kissing as if they were in seclusion.
How many brains did Bang Zun use before he thought about finding a stone from the ground, grabbed it in his hand, and hit it heavily on the nest; as if he was about to hold on to it, he finally showed his sister's head, looked around, and roared: "Who? Are you blind?
As soon as these words came out, Bang Zun was extremely depressed! Obviously he was his girlfriend, but he had become a boyfriend? Finally, he couldn't help it, came out from behind the reef, and shouted: "Sister, who smashed it? Brother is busy!"
The voice passed, and the beautiful woman's eyes quickly moved to Bang Zun's face, and she had this suspicion in her heart, pretending not to know anything, and thinking about Si Su, she shouted: "Come here, stand by the tree and keep watch, and whoever dares to smash it again will kill him?"
Isn't this a trick? The dumbfounded, anxious as a spark, and unable to understand the meaning of the immortal master, was helpless, standing high by the small tree, blocking the sight of others with his back.
This nest is the nest of a small bird, about 15 centimeters in diameter, and the sister and Hu Xian are shrunk to the inside, and their ears do not hear anything outside the nest, and they are only sweet.
The master was waiting for healing, but he was trapped here by his sister; he was in a hurry to die! If he really wanted to catch Hu Xian and beat him to death, he didn't entangle him! Who knows this kind of mentality? Bang Zun stared at the nest in a daze, and there was no sound inside; he tried to get the nest; he secretly pulled out of the branch, held it in his hand, flew desperately, landed beside the immortal master, and quietly bit his ear.
The immortal master who understood the most was the immortal master, and shouted to the lair: "Wife, I begged! My wound is infected, and I can breed monsters, what can I do?"
When the beautiful woman heard this, she revealed her bird-sized brain, and said, "Dead old man, don't smash my lair!
"Boyfriend, my wife is having an affair;
"Silly old man, demented to my brain? I haven't agreed to marry Yu'er; where did you get your wife's room; let's have a spring and autumn dream!
Why could there be such a strange thing? The immortal master was stunned! He didn't care whether he married or not? He snatched the nest from Bang Zun's hand, tore it for a while, made it all over the place, threw it hard, and got into trouble......
Watching the beauties grow bigger, especially Hu Xian, who became a man in an instant, wearing a short skirt of a woman, looking neither male nor female, he grabbed the neck of the immortal master and threatened: "Now is the time of your death!"
In this matter, the beautiful woman naturally stood on the side of the Lun family and echoed: "Strangle him! A stinky man, but he is just an immortal master of the rivers and lakes! He doesn't understand bullshit, he sticks green onions in his nostrils, and he teaches four apprentices, harming others and himself!"
With a "bang", Bang Zun knelt in front of the beautiful woman and begged: "Sister, for the sake of my brother's small face, spare Master! "There is no need to allow it, "boom boom" knocked seventy-seven forty-nine times in a row, knocking his head and burying it in the ground.
Seeing this situation, the beautiful woman was distressed, gently helped Bang Zun up, took her into her arms, and scolded: "Spare the stinky man a dog's life! Let the wound become infected, the whole body will be swollen, and the stinky will die!"
If you don't understand it again, you're really going to become an idiot! The immortal master knew that no one could save him, on the contrary, the problem would get worse and worse, and he quietly shouted: "Long sword......
didn't feel any reaction, "cracked" a sword down, cut Hu Xian's head in half, staggered, did not shed a drop of blood, fell heavily to the ground, bounced a few times, rolled down, until the bottom.
I didn't see the immortal master's mouth move, as if he had a spirit in his heart; the long sword "crackled" and slashed out more than a dozen times in a row, cutting Hu Xian's body to pieces, falling to the ground, spinning like the wind, and collecting his head together -- the original form was revealed; this was a white fox, with nine tails of uneven length, but it was beautiful! The voice swept by, crying like a baby; failed like a lost dog, had no ability to resist, flashed, and disappeared......