The immortal master stood by Bangzun's left nostril, stained with boogers, slimy and did not stand firm, and fell......

Bang Zun lowered his head and stared, but he didn't see a sound in the whirlpool cave, and shouted to him: "Master—are you dead?

This behavior angered the beautiful woman, and she scolded: "Master Er is an out-and-out dead man! If you want to die quickly, don't block your eyes here!"

The immortal master flashed, flew out of it, became bigger and bigger, and returned to his previous appearance: "There is still water in it, and there is not a monster in sight;

"Nonsense! It's like a fart, it doesn't smell at all!" The beauty scolded for a long time, but she was still unwilling, and dragged Princess Huihui out from under Bangzun's eyelids, pointing at the blind eye of the immortal master and howling: "Blind right eye is not counted, but also blind left eye!"

In front of the woman, the immortal master smiled: "What are you afraid of if you are blind?

"Fart! Who would marry a blind man, do you want to understand? The blind man is a disabled person, and whether the toad wants to eat swan meat, I don't know—Min Gao, it's useless!"

This cruel remark seriously hurt the self-esteem of the immortal master, and he suddenly lowered his face and asked with a sad face: "Bang Zun, think of a way for the teacher!"

A kind-hearted princess Huihui stretched out her hands, and the bamboo mountain and sea scripture scroll flashed out, held it in her hand, and asked, "Master, is it useful?"

This move is really in charge, the immortal master unfolded it, his mouth was chattering, nothing, pondered for a while, and handed it to the honorable man to explain: "You will get it, and Xiang will relieve the pain for the teacher." ”

In this case, Bangzun unfolded and searched upwards, and the beautiful woman blocked it with her hand, scolding and scolding: "Let it be blind! Blind in the right eye, blind in the left eye, both blind, become a big blind man!"

In view of this situation, Princess Huihui whispered in the ear of the beautiful woman: "Master is blind, we will lose one strength, the monster is coming, we are powerless to resist, and failure is a major matter for everyone!"

The beautiful woman didn't know, and said casually: "Make up for it with snake eyes;

The eye of fire is observed on the bamboo scroll of the Book of Mountains and Seas, and the best eye is that of Xiangliu, however, this thing has disappeared......

Princess Huihui, the dog, likes it the most, of course, it is said that the dog's eyes are good, however, it is full of monsters, and there is no simple dog to find.

Everyone was quite anxious, and the immortal master still had words to say: "Fish's eyes are fine, as long as you can see ......."

All eyes fall on the silverfish, and it is said that this fish has wings and can fly, and wherever it appears, there will be floods, but as long as the eyes are concerned, why should it be flooded?

Where is the silverfish? Shouting at the picture of the bamboo mountain and sea scriptures: "Silverfish, come out quickly!"

All eyes are focused on the screen, trying to play words or display the screen, but there is nothing.

Or did the immortal master have other plans, and shouted loudly: "Come with me!" said and flew up, seeing with his left eye, blurry, despite the fairy eye, he still couldn't distinguish it......

The beautiful woman hates the immortal master, and there is no way! Stand aside and let it find it for herself.

The main followers are Princess Huihui, followed by the honor, the beauty is the caretaker, and the dislike of the immortal master is extreme!

One eye, looking around, flying mountain after mountain, there is a small tree, and next to it stands a beautiful woman, very beautiful!

The immortal master couldn't help but land beside him, and everyone knew his thoughts, and asked, "Is there a silverfish here?"

The woman replied in a milky voice: "Silverfish can fly, and they can be seen everywhere; ”

The beautiful woman was very depressed in her heart, and couldn't help asking, "Do you want to kneel?"

And the beauty has a good impression of the beauty, and introduces herself: "My surname is Hu, my name is Hu Xian, I like to deal with the same sex, and I am not interested in stinky men!"

Hearing this, the immortal master was depressed in his heart, and asked: "Am I a stinky man?

Hu Xian is a slender and beautiful girl, with a towering cloud bun, melon seed face, a pair of white eyes, a white nose and a white mouth, a stand by the small tree, Tingting and jade, still have a youthful atmosphere, that strange smell into the nostrils of the immortal master, it is so refreshing!

The taste is not right, I have to question, and ask: "Hu Xian, men and women?"

"Don't answer you, a blind man, if you can't see clearly, you can't see clearly!

The immortal master is about to die of anger, and he doesn't want to offend a woman!

The two of them knew each other at first sight, regarded them as confidants, and said in their hearts: "The immortal master is the master of the little prince;

Hu Xian echoed: "I have seen a lot of stinky men; the immortal master is the most stinky one, and he is blind with a dog's eye, how good is it that the two are blind together!

Some situations must be introduced: "The immortal master is the immortal master of the rivers and lakes, he doesn't understand the bullshit, and he also gave four apprentices, two died, and the remaining two, the most uneasy is the little prince, whose father has an explanation, let me take custody." ”

The more the two girls talked, the more fiery they became, like natural bosom friends, unparalleled in the world, and one was reluctant to give up the other, causing them to walk hand in hand, like a winged bird......

The more the immortal master looked at it, the more angry he became, and led Bang Zun and Princess Huihui to fly away......

Hu Xian and the beauty kissed, and the other doppelganger chased after the immortal master, and whispered in his ear: "I have a chance, it is your death!"

This cruel sentence is about to make people mad! The immortal master hit him with his hand, but he didn't fight, and he jumped up and down and scolded: "Demon girl, seduce the same sex! When I find the long sword back, there will be a "crack", and I will be reimbursed!"

Hu Xian was not afraid, and said a strange sentence: "The more stinky the man, the better it tastes, and the leech likes it the most, don't let it meet it; otherwise, you will die." ”

This scolding made the immortal master thunder, and he didn't know the inner meaning, and he couldn't wait to catch him and turn her into a corpse immediately!

The clone is invisible, and the provocative piece disappears.

The immortal master was about to die of anger! Unable to find anyone complaining, he vented to the sky: "Scorpionfish—get out of here!"

Sure enough, there were two silverfish with bird's wings flying around in the sky, and the water below the mountain rose and rose......

The immortal master conjured a spell, turned into a bamboo sharp knife, and threw it out...... Dozens of meters away from the silverfish, I was about to call it a pity......

This alarmed the silverfish, which swooped down for a while and disappeared into the water, and the water immediately retracted to its original state.

Bang Zun looked puzzled, and after thinking about it, he didn't get an answer, and asked, "Master, the shellfish is so strange! It's really not easy to catch it!"

These words reminded the immortal master, turn a fishing rod, get a line, hang a big hook, spit out some saliva, throw it into the water, and observe it with the left fairy eye......

The hook runs around in the water, and when you see a fish, you hook it in......

The immortal master was extremely excited, and his hands trembled and shouted: "It's hooked; ”

At this time, Princess Huihui followed and hugged the fishing rod, and the three big living people were dragged by the fish and ran;

The situation has not yet been clarified, and the three of them were dragged into the water alive by the fish, and as soon as their hands were loosened, the fishing rod was taken away by the fish without hesitation......

Bang Zun exclaimed: "There is a famous hall in the water!"

The immortal master and Princess Huihui looked at the same time, and there was no time to hide: a big fish bit the fairy master's calf and dragged it away......

Frightened, Princess Bang Zun and Princess Hui Hui bounced off the water and chased after the big fish......

In desperation, Master Wen exclaimed, "Help!"

At the critical moment, Princess Huihui said: "Senior brother, can't the palm of your hand shoot fireballs?"

didn't have time to think, but he was lucky, and he aimed at the head of the fish with two palms......