Chapter 260: Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots (Part II)
Of course, Qiu Shi would not let go of Wang Cong, and continued to flicker: "Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie, you don't have to worry about this." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info You see, I have a list here, these are all local old ladies who have just passed away recently, you can choose a suitable marriage for the second uncle, so that the second uncle can buy a grave as soon as the household registration comes. ”
Wang Cong said with an extremely ugly expression: "Do you still use the cave room?"
Qiu Shi slapped Wang Cong on the shoulder and said, "You can ...... It's bold. Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie, I'll think of a way for you, let's drag people, let's try to buy two sets of graves directly, one to bury your second uncle, and one to rent out, and take the rent to repay the loan. ”
Crash~~
There was another burst of laughter at the scene, Zhao Dashan and Li Dagang were also amused by Qiu Shi's paragraph, and Zhao Dashan laughed even more directly on the table.
There was already a discussion in the audience.
"This paragraph is so funny, Qiu Shi is so obscene, and there is an old lady who just passed away nearby......"
"Haha... It's so good, in the capital, you can get a local household registration when you get married, this yin marriage is ironic!"
"Ouch, that's enough, why is this Qiu Shi so funny. ”
"Buy two, rent out one... No, it's funny. ”
"Who rents it, it's really convincing!"
......
The on-stage performance continues.
Wang Cong said unhappily: "In this way, please avoid the two of you first, I am discussing with my second uncle."
Second uncle, don't you want people to see me laughing? Do you think I'm a good mixer?
Actually, the two of us are about the same, you are starving to death, and I am about to starve to death.
You say you're a turtle, you play with something foreign, how romantic it is to sprinkle ashes to the sea, you can still raise fish to tease seagulls, and eat seafood when you are hungry.
I have to bury this, okay, after all, we are two relatives, and I will scatter you on the ground!"
After speaking, Wang Cong threw the ashes of the second uncle back, and was about to leave after throwing them, but he was pulled by Qiu Shi, and at this time, the assistant Li Cheng suddenly picked up something in the ashes.
Wang Cong's performance is very good, and he expresses that helplessness very well. The audience smiled a little when they heard the ashes scattered to the sea, but when Wang Cong scattered the ashes on the ground, they couldn't help but think deeply.
They thought that if one day the family grew old, would they not even be able to afford a cemetery, and would they be as helpless as Wang Cong at the moment.
......
Li Cheng took the note and said loudly: "Thank you for this check left for me, thank you!"
When Wang Cong heard that it was a check, he said loudly: "I just thank you, my Inglis milk (eglishname) is called thanks."
Li Cheng exclaimed: "One million...... Dollars!"
When Qiu Shi heard that it was one million US dollars, his expression changed instantly, and he hurriedly said to Wang Cong: "Mr. Xie, we have a set of large tombs that are especially suitable for you, you bury the second uncle in it, and bury it rolling." ”
Wang Cong saw that he was rich, and suddenly cried with a fake headache: "Eh~ (crying) my second uncle~ hey, hey, hey,
Qiu Shi comforted: "The festival mourning is changing, you can think about it." ”
Wang Cong applied for a su: "I've decided, second uncle!"
Qiu Shi cheered up: "Great filial son, great filial son......"
Wang Cong said, "Let's go home." Second uncle, this grade is too low, I will accompany you to see a set of affordable graves in two days. ”
After saying that, Wang Cong left the stage, Li Cheng saw that Wang Cong had already left, and couldn't help but say: "You haven't reported my ticket to me yet." ”
Qiu Shi suddenly hugged Li Cheng and said, "Hug, hug, big brother, I'll hug me." Inside, Brother Allen, Brother Ai, Brother Ai, Brother Ai, I'll recommend to you my big family grave, your head is just right here......."
The sketch is here, and it is officially over, Wang Cong also returned to the stage again, bowed with Qiu Shi and Li Cheng, and the scene once again burst into warm applause.
At this time, the hosts Li Gang and Cao Fang walked on the stage, came to Wang Cong to stand still, and said to the audience and friends: "This work of "Falling Leaves Return to the Roots", judging from the audience's reaction, should be a very excellent work, of course, I watched the performance in the background from the beginning to the end, what do you think?"
Crash~~~
"Hello Wang Sicong, I heard that this work was created by you, how could you choose such a theme?" Cao Fang asked.
When Wang Cong heard the host's title, he remembered that he had to use a stage name to participate in the competition, but he was still awkward, and he was messy for a while before returning:
"The inspiration for this work comes from the increasing housing prices, and I think the problem of housing prices has deviated from people's affordability, so I created such a joke. ”
After hearing Wang Cong's answer, the audience burst into applause again and recognized Wang Cong's work.
The host Li Gang said: "The three judges and teachers, what do you think of this work of Wang Sicong's team?"
Zhao Dashan spoke first: "I think Wang Sicong's work is very good, both in terms of material selection and performance, it is very good, and it has a unique idea, so that people can think about this issue in laughter."
There is also Wang Cong's creative talent, the sketches are very rigorous in terms of structure and baggage, I really can't imagine that Wang Cong should be regarded as an amateur cross talk actor, I didn't expect to be so good in sketches......"
Wang Cong and the three also said thank you to Zhao Dashan.
Immediately afterwards, Li Dagang said: "My evaluation of this sketch is from my perspective as a director, first of all, I want to affirm Wang Sicong's acting strength, or acting talent, and his expression is just right."
And the work is very balanced, Qiu Shi's scenes are also a lot, including very classic lines, such as the north and south transparent plate tomb, I can't help but want to laugh when I hear this, of course, Qiu Shi's performance is also very good, and our excellent assistant Li Cheng, it can be said that this sketch is undoubtedly a success. ”
When it was Wang Zongling's turn to speak, he was a little embarrassed, Wang Zongling said: "I was really a little surprised, I thought Wang Cong would talk about cross talk, but I don't have much to say about sketches." ”
Wang Zongling's speech also made Zhao Dashan and Li Dagang stunned, but they quickly covered it up, but it was the hosts Li Gang and Cao Fang, they were more aware of the relationship between Qingxian Society and Deyun Society, and it was understandable to hear Wang Zongling say this.
Li Gang reacted quickly, and said to the audience: "Okay, thank you to the three judges, the next step is the voting session, please all the audience at the scene, take out your voting machines, vote for the work of Wang Cong and Qiu Shi just now, and the voting begins!"
As the host's vote began, the scene also remembered a piece of energetic music, while waiting for the vote, Wang Cong's expression was more relaxed, and when he saw that Qiu Shi was a little nervous, he said to Qiu Shi: "Nervous yarn, no problem, although you played it almost well, but I played it well." ”
Qiu Shi heard that Wang Cong was still in the mood to joke, and his face also laughed, as for Li Cheng, it didn't matter, no matter how good or bad his grades were, it had little to do with him. (To be continued.) )