On stage!

Li Cheng also persuaded him: "The fallen leaves return to the roots, child." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info you will fulfill the wish of the deceased!"

Wang Cong said dejectedly: "It's not that I'm not round, a broken grave sells for more than 40,000 yuan per square meter, and it doesn't let people live." ”

Qiu Shi said with a hated expression: "The living will not live in the grave, so the grave price is expensive and the death is expensive." Let me introduce you to it. This is a set of north-south transparent plate graves that are very suitable for the elderly.

Dark kitchen and dark guard, no light in all seasons, leakage in winter and frost in summer, downstairs on the ground, next door surnamed Zhang. Ah, our biggest advantage now is the geographical environment.

You see, the left is adjacent to the Huangquan Expressway, the right is adjacent to the Jiahe Airport, and this one in the middle is a dead end in the bustling pedestrian street of our entire grave area, and there is also good news that if you can buy the grave in full now, we can also give you a coffin. I don't know if you prefer a clamshell or a slide?"

Crash~~

The audience was amused by Qiu Shi again, Qiu Shi's explanation action is exactly the same as selling a house in the sales office, what he learned is quite in place, and more importantly, the content of the explanation.

"Ouch.... The north and south are transparent to the grave.... No, it's so funny!"

"Groove, left Huangquan Expressway ......"

"And the right neighbor Jiahe Airport... No, I'll have to laugh for a while....."

"Poof~, the most prosperous pedestrian street in the middle..... A dead end....."

"Oh, buy the grave in full..... What the hell is this....."

......

On the judges' seat, Zhao Dashan smiled very exaggeratedly at this time, leaning forward and back, this introduction to the burden of the cemetery is the essence of the show, and with Qiu Shi's positive appearance, it is not too funny.

Li Dagang was also amused by this and laughed to the point of excitement, and slapped his own thigh, Wang Zongling's face was black for a while, and red for a while, and he didn't know how to get it.

Wait until the applause is a little sparse.

Wang Cong asked with a confused face: "Is there a touch screen?"

Qiu Shi said even more seriously: "I have studied it, but it has been discontinued." ”

Li Cheng also asked, "Why?"

Akishi returned: "No one presses." And this set of treasure tombs is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the entire tomb area, and the pyramids symbolize the wealth and power of the deceased during their lifetime. Hey, if you bury the second uncle, we will hire professional dancers with exotic styles to dance for you. ”

At this time, the music sounded, and a particularly exotic music filled the entire stage, and the assistant actor Li Cheng provoked a vigorous exotic dance with the rhythm.

The exotic dance of Li Cheng, who assisted Li Cheng, also caused a lot of applause.

After the dance, Li Cheng said excitedly: "I like this, so I will buy this." ”

Qiu Shi asked expectantly: "How is it, Mr. Xie (Wang Cong), we have a good dance!"

Wang Cong was also quite optimistic, but he still asked: "The dance is good, does the dance cost money?"

Qiu Shi replied sonorously: "Seven thousand one hundred and eleven yuan a piece!"

Wang Cong said calmly: "Money is not expensive, I'm afraid of jumping my second uncle alive." ”

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In the rest room!

The rest of the groups of contestants were also watching Wang Cong's performance through the screen in the room, and some of the contestants who had already performed sketches before were watching Wang Cong's performance on stage, and at the same time thinking of their own works, they felt a little collapsed when they thought about it.

As for Wang Yunshan and Li Yunlin, they have long been a little confused, although they have not felt Wang Cong's strength so directly, but watching Wang Cong's performance in Deyun Club from the Internet, they still admire Wang Cong's cross talk in their hearts.

But with the more and more news on the Internet about Wang Cong's cross talk works, which are not elegant, this also makes them start to have a trace of luck from the bottom of their hearts.

But when they saw Wang Cong actually running on stage to perform a sketch, after being stunned, they were even more excited, yes, Wang Cong's cross talk is quite suitable for performing in the theater, and it must not work if it is a serious TV show.

However, when they saw Wang Cong on the stage and the sketch performed so well, they were a little entangled, which was again tangled and excited.

The excitement is that Wang Cong's cross talk can't be said, but what is entangled is that Wang Cong's sketch can also act so well, it is really a freak.

Unlike Wang Yunshan and Li Yunlin's thoughts, Song Guijun, who was sitting in the corner of the recording site, was full of excitement, and sure enough, it was the same as Wang Zongling said, although this sketch was not bad, but this was only the first show, and when it came to the knockout round, it was when Wang Congjianglang was exhausted and eliminated.

Song Guijun had to be excited, when he was in the group stage, he still had the reserved works at the bottom of the box, and there was no performance, of course, seeing Wang Cong acting in a sketch at this moment, he would not know Wang Cong's plans when he was arrogant.

The show continues!

Qiu Shi suddenly patted his head and said, "I almost forgot, Mr. Xie, I take the liberty of asking you, does the second uncle have a local hukou?"

Wang Cong was puzzled: "Is there any difference between the local hukou?"

Qiu Shi began to explain: "If it is a local, you can bury it immediately. ”

Wang Cong was puzzled: "What if it's a foreigner?"

Qiu Shi's face was not good-looking: "Then you have to die for five years first." After five years, the tomb will be purchased with a personal tax payment invoice. ”

Wang Cong said with relief: "It's just right, I can't buy it"

Crash~~

The audience was amused again!

With the progress of the sketch, there are more and more burdens, which makes many people who come to the capital to work hard from other places feel the same way.

"Damn, this skit is really good. ”

"Yes, if you don't have a hukou, you have to die for five years..."

"Why do I want to ......cry when it's funny?"

"Selling a grave is the same as selling a house..."

"Hahaha, this naked slap in the face real estate.... Ouch..... That's all I have to say!"

"That's right, the creativity of this sketch is really great, it should be full marks!"

When Zhao Dashan heard this sentence of foreign household registration, when he died five years first, he screamed in his heart, like Zhao Dashan, a big coffee who often participates in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, is no stranger to the idea of sketches.

Wang Cong's creative work, which satirizes the high price of the real estate market by selling graves, makes him secretly surprised, and he also admires the creator of the script very much.

Li Dagang paid attention to the performance components of several people on the stage, especially Wang Cong's performance, which made him very interested, the cunning psychology of the little people, and the trickery after hearing the high price of the cemetery, all played very well.

Wang Zongling was a little unhappy during this time, that is, while everyone else was laughing, only he was out of place with the picture, and at the request of the director, he reluctantly smiled a few times, but his expression was like a smile without smiling... (To be continued.) )