These meat sellers are too much, and when they see a beautiful one, they surround them, and they keep talking, and they can't wait to make people embarrassed, no wonder many big girls don't dare to go to the street to cut meat. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Their words, if the short lady were to think about it all, she would definitely be laughed to death, and then angry to death, and she would have to be to death.

Whoever is really strong with 'Yan Yanzi' is not enough to die eight times.

If a newcomer encounters this kind of battle, she will definitely not be able to stand it, and she will be scared away if she can't walk a few steps.

The short lady is accustomed to it, she will never talk to those pig killers, she knows that once she takes a sentence, she will not be able to go without cutting the flesh and leaving.

As for what she thought in her heart, it was another matter, she ignored the eyes and words of the silver tin who could rip human flesh, and only focused on the pork.

Zhou Baliang, Lao Huang Li and Wang Erye's stalls were a little far away, and they didn't go to join in the fun, but the 'words' in their mouths were more explicit.

"Damn! I touched the meat every day on eight or two days, and I didn't touch enough tens of thousands, but there were 8,000 heads, but I haven't touched such a delicate ......" This person only gives eight taels for selling a pound of meat, and he is not ashamed of such a tasteless nickname, which shows how scoundrels they are.

"Your turtle son's Zhou Baliang, have you already done it? Have you touched it? Sneer, Nima's is carrying the pig luck, and there are still people who invite you to do ugly things. ”

"Second Master Wang, if it weren't for the hard backstage of you, Lao Tzu would have cut you with two knives, when did Lao Tzu say that he had touched it?"

"Hee-hee, if you haven't touched it, how do you know how fine it is?"

"Nima has never eaten pork, and has never seen a pig walking? You and her horse's young cubs who have not yet been weaned, you don't understand the Zhenjing, you go home and go to Aunt Wang to drink milk for another two years, and when you take off the egg yolk, come and tell Lao Tzu this." Zhou Baliang said.

Although the short lady Tao Lifen has not yet arrived, the three small groups of Wang Erye, Zhou Baliang and Lao Huangli are already competing for favor. The way a man attracts a woman's attention, many people are unconsciously louder than their voices, thinking that then people will look at him a few more times.

2★.

In Melancholy, there is another competition between men, that is, who is surprising, who is more attractive.

"Nitama counts you as well-informed, you have to go to a few houses every day, fire a few cannons, as far as your turtle son will see, you have a knife, Lao Tzu has no knife...... Cut the meat, cut the meat, uncle, how much to cut?" It's not that Second Master Wang hasn't forgotten to do business, he is used to it, and he has to shout every stubble.

"Who is this?" The masters who have lived up and down are all looking at the woman with the bag, and no one is busy cutting meat.

Second Master Wang's mouth was not idle, and he turned around and asked another pig killer: "Old Huang Li, you are old, and your eyes are good." Do you know how white people are? I'm afraid that your old man has cataracts, and there is no distinction between black and white, right?"

"You kid talk less, if you don't understand, you can see more, and if you see more, you will understand. ”

"Lao Tzu didn't go to look at the goods, no matter how she is, she doesn't have the flesh of our pig, right?"

"If you don't understand the Treasure Scriptures, you will live your life in vain. How big are your pig's teats, and is there a comparison?"

"Your old yellow calendar is not good, you know that it is big, it is very useful, do you dare to go up and try it?"

"Do you have the ability to tell her to lie on the board and see if Lao Tzu dares to go up?"

Second Master Wang's mouth flattened: "Phew! If you think naïvely, you must be sad." What kind of skill do you have when you sit on the ground and wait for the flowers to bloom? The uncle who has the ability wants to make her consciously and voluntarily lie on the board and set up an exhibition all over the United States, and he will not charge money. She, if she wants to find the second master to tickle her, she has to beg me, she has to see my state, and she has to see if I want to do it, that's a man's ability. ”

"If you want me to say, you all step aside, really experienced women still like old spicy!"

"Old gentleman, your old yellow calendar doesn't work, and now the girls who have been married are like peanuts that have been squeezed for oil, they are all hawthorns, not watery at all, and you old-fashioned ones still have a taste. This is what Zhou Baliang said.

"Both of you haven't been weaned yet, it's too tender, go back to your respective mothers and feed them for another two years, and then come back to tell Lao Tzu about this. I don't understand the Rare Scriptures. This time, it was Lao Huang Li's turn to scold Zhou Baliang and Wang Erye together.

3★.

Wang Erye is still unconvinced: "You also stop talking to Lao Tzu, beware of Lao Tzu getting angry and losing the knife, what era are you still flipping through your old yellow calendar? I am a turtledove from Jubalin, I don't know the spring and autumn outside, and I know better than you if I pull a teenage junior brother outside, and I am embarrassed to say the Treasure Scripture." And you, Zhou Baliang, don't buy half a catty of meat as eight taels, I can't eat it this year, and I won't be happy for a long time. ”

"You're all wrong, you look at her two big marbles, shaking over and over, like two pig urine bags, there must be more people rubbing them, and the old man's hands are so strong that they are no longer rubbed. The old Huang Li is an old guy, and he only knows how to pinch it softly, and he wants to stop cooking. ”

People who love 'Yan Zi' are not good at this, incomprehensible, like a crazy dog, sneering, without a few good words, and regardless of the object, they can bite anyone when they see it, and they can turn the immortals into rotten parallel goods.

"You two Qinggou babies, although the egg yolk has fallen, hehe, the dog stew has not been opened, just talk about women with Lao Tzu, water spirit? Have you ever seen a well? The eyes have not been penetrated, the water has not yet leached out, where is the water?

At that time, people read fewer books, but it cannot be said that where there are few books, there is no culture. The culture of melancholy is mainly based on popular culture, and '囋言子' is one of the representatives. On the surface, it seems vulgar, but as long as you go deeper, you will find that the 'Yan Yanzi' is also brilliant and wonderful, and the wisdom and ingenuity contained in it are endless, and the adhesion and transformation of its ideas are worth playing.

But I have to remind you: never hold a grudge against the words of the 'Yan Yanzi', otherwise you will have enemies all over the place, and you will never want to fit in.

'Talking' is also called holding teeth, which is worse than joking, better than scolding, higher than obscene, and sticky to elegance.

'Rumors' is also a kind of trouble, which is a little more excessive than setting up a dragon gate array. 'Words' can best enliven the atmosphere when they are laughing at each other, so that time can pass quickly, and it will not be empty and boring.

This is not the real doorway, those who really understand know that it is mysterious, and those who don't understand think that it is a ghost, and those who have thoughts and insights will regard Yan Yanzi as a tree of wisdom where the spark of thought keeps blooming.

4★.

Yan Yan Zi is the social language in the Sorrow Valley, even in the face of a group of strangers, as long as you can talk about it, as long as you go in and say a few words, you will immediately become familiar, faster than brushing cigarettes and sprinkling sugar.

Not to mention, this custom is not unrelated to the longevity of melancholy, isn't it? Emptiness and boredom have always been the enemies of longevity.

Those who don't know how to speak are regarded as "honest people" or "upright people" in Yulegou, which is translated as "Yanzi", that is, "Gua Wazi". A melon baby, although he is not despised in Sorrowfulgou, is also not welcomed.

While shouting, the woman stopped in front of Wang Erye's stall.

Not to mention, Wang Erye is different from others, he is especially good at 'accompaniment', the pork hanging on the meat chain, the skin is very white and tender, the meat is more fresh, the fat looks not greasy, and the thin one is particularly chewy. And the knife edge he left behind is very particular, it is very 'knife road', and it seems that the next knife is exactly what the buyer wants.

This is good, and it looks the most good.

Second Master Wang is really like a young bud who doesn't understand the Treasure Scriptures, and he can't say hello before the bright light of the short lady. Forget it, he didn't even dare to look at her, as if he was still a little embarrassed and blushed.

"Hey, Xiao Wang, you can see dozens of pigs on the street, just your things. "Alas, the men and women of Sorrowful Valley, they really can't speak, and this opening will turn all the pig slaughterers here into pigs.

This 'proverb' is both men and women, and each sentence has more than one meaning, which is worth playing. The short lady is an outsider, or has she become an expert in words.

"Eldest sister, it's just miles, or your vision is good, what you bought is not an old duck, the others are either old and weak, or thin, not enough pounds, or my things are strong, I must be right to look at me. "Listen, it's also hurting people. Is this a meat or a man?

"I just heard that you don't play scales, it's a lot of pounds. ”

5★.

"Of course, if we want to make money, we also drill in the open, that is, it is clear that it is hard. "If it's hard, it's convincing.

"Oh, that's good, here, here, give me three pounds. Her porcelain-white soft fingers like plum flowers, pointed out the back slit, that is, the hind leg meat, it was only the tail meat that was removed, and it was time for the second knife. These two knives 'sit on the sitting', which is the good meat that they are fighting for.

As soon as the dwarf lady pointed out the part, the butchers who accompanied her immediately coaxed: "Oh!

"I still want to boast about it!haha......"

"It's a boast and a big kick, you want it!" was originally a fart and a meat, but it was torn off the part of those people.

"Eldest sister, your vision is high, and when you see it at a glance, you know that my leg is the best, the meat on the front hooves and hind legs is the firmest, and there is a lot of lean meat, so it is the best to dry! How can three catties be enough? No matter how you say it, you have to ask for the first knife and the second knife together, and only cut three catties, so isn't it leaving the best for others?"

Seeing that the short lady was already a little moved, Wang Erye continued, "Eldest sister, I gave you all this leg, what's the matter?"

"How can you afford to eat? ”

"The eldest sister is laughing at us, how can you have a big kick that you can't bear? ”

The woman grinned, it was really like a peach blossom in full bloom, and the spring style exploded, and the butcher who was intoxicated with a big groove of knife and licked blood, "I can't see that you are also a little ghost, and you are full of talk, so it's five catties." ”

"Five catties!" The young Second Master Wang raised his head, looking at the woman's face plate without a single flaw, he didn't look at his hand, and casually stretched out, and touched the knife on the board that he was used to, and he held it solidly, and he was preparing.

"Five catties, can't be more, what?" What about the two words, I don't know if she is asking if the business can be done, or if she is asking Wang Erye's opinion of her face.

She winked playfully at her left eye. Her husband is a stonemason, a master who only squints one eye and looks at the ink line, she may have learned it from the old man, and the meaning of her blink is completely different, the long eyelashes seem to have swept to Wang Erye's face, he not only has a fever, but also a little itchy.