Chapter 0004 The Short Lady Attracted a wonderful sound of the knife

Time is a different kind of time in the old man's case, like corn kernels that have been choreographed, and their order, texture, and number cannot be changed. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoAll he can do is break one grain and one less grain, and he can't wipe twenty catties of corn in a day.

The dwarf and the little didn't expect him to break much, it was for his father to pass the time.

The number of corn kernels is also available. Last year, he could still count how many grains he could wipe off every day, counting the same corn kernels, just like repeatedly counting his own unpleasant thoughts.

He no longer has this interest this year, and the days are all the same, and there is not much difference in counting.

The corn kernels were plump, golden and heavy, as bright as he hoped for a son and a daughter, and every grain weighed down so that he could not lift his hands.

Not to mention a small grain of corn, the old man used to be able to easily round the sixty-six-pound sledgehammer into a figure of 8, which is the left flower arrangement, the right flower arrangement, the dazzling sledgehammer master, but now he can't even lift his empty hand, and it is very difficult to even move his fingers.

This is still a blessing to invite God, and he has been favored by God to be able to move a little.

There are too many blanks in his own life, and his full years are sparse. Just like the thin corn with insufficient pollination, there are not a few grains that can be harvested.

No, the old dwarf felt that he was not as good as the scarce man Bao Gu, that Bao Gu only consumed very little nutrients, and he, the annual cost of medicine was more than 2,000, and he also had to be helped, and even Weiwei, who was only ten years old, sold himself, and sold it for 3,000 yuan to treat him, which also enabled Xiaoxiao to continue studying.

If the old man had enough tears, he would have been able to open a tofu weir in front of the door of the Immortal Residence, and he would have already drowned in tears.

He knew he should have died a long time ago.

It's just that how can he alone break the precedent that men must live for more than one child since the ancestors of the Immortal Residence? If he breaks this precedent, will future generations still have such a good fate?

That's right, it's the way of fate, not the way of fortune.

2★.

In the past, like most people, he couldn't tell what was fate and what was luck, and he had been lying in the bed for so many years, he figured out the difference, life is to live long or not, and luck is to live well or not.

For the sake of his children and grandchildren, he must save his life, and he deserves to die but cannot die! No matter how bad he is, he must get through it, and no matter how difficult it is, he will have to rely on the age of 60! If he is not 60 years old, he will be immortal, and literature is to use words to communicate with his heart, as long as it can touch me, I am willing to use some precious time. !

That's how the old dwarf lives to death, boiling every inch of his time into ashes.

He had a hard time, and even his memories were a little messy, messing up time and events.

From afar, the old man watched Little pick up fallen leaves on the weir ridge, and he also saw the little man put those leaf strings on the big back, and he knew that they were sixty strings, because Little Little would pick them once a week, and he could pick so many each time.

In his eyes, those fallen leaves are like his own swaying memories, and if he wants to string together his scattered memories, they should be sixty strings.

Countless past events are unbearable to look back on, longer than the night.

It is possible not to mention a pair of small children, but the old dwarf can't help but think of his knotted wife, the short lady who is the mistress of the eternal house.

The pee bucket that doesn't dry it says: The dwarf lady and the old dwarf are full of legends, and there are at least eight legends, and this is just the beginning.

One is to see a woman washing her snow-white.

The second is that no woman wants to get into his family's broken hut, she does.

The third is that the short lady from afar came, and the immortal residence opened the back door.

Fourth, throwing into the water and encountering fish stealers.

The fifth is that she started a legend, and she seems to be a man and a woman who stays overnight.

Sixth, elopement with a carpenter.

Seventh, stealing pigs becomes being stolen by others.

The eighth is the short lady and her person, rushing to the scene, not selling items and selling adults.

The dwarf lady is a legendary figure, the old dwarf is not stupid, the second master Wang is not a good fetus, and the mother Wang is not a clear man, what happened between them? It is worth me to set up a biography for them? Just because they have become a legend of melancholy.

The legend of the dwarf lady began as soon as she arrived at the old man's house, but the memories of the old dwarf had to start with the eighth legend.

3★.

Legend has it that the Changshengju can be moved, many years ago, the Changshengju was still in the middle of the dustpan mountain, and it was the special study of the old man of the Chen family, the big landlord. Legend has it that before that, the Immortal Residence was located on the mountainside of the Blue Mountain, which is now the Rabbit Mountain.

The old man can't remember clearly, it was many years ago, not a hundred years, but twenty or thirty years. There are not twenty or thirty years, but one or twenty years, right? Hehe, the old man's memories are a bit confusing, everyone has to forgive him, and that's what makes him interesting. In those years, the short man in his twenties and less than twenty-four was in a hurry.

Longwang Town, deep in the boundless purple hills of Shu Kingdom, the mountains are high and the water is fine, and the eternity is safe.

The high mountains, with Youfang Mountain as the most, are as famous as Yunfeng Mountain, Yuhuang Mountain, Renhe Mountain, Liangshui, Ma'anshan and Zhaizi Mountain. Fine water, named Suoxi, after confluence with Qingxi River, Suoxi River merges with Jianluo River in the downstream of Jianluo Bridge for twenty miles, and after more than ten miles, it confluence with Worrying Water and Leshui, forming the famous Sanhekou of Shu, from dozens of miles below the Sanhe Estuary, Haohao businessmen, confluence into the surging Tuojiang River. Needless to say, the Tuojiang River, a large tributary of the Wanli Gut River, is well-known in the world.

At that time, Dragon King Town was still held every three days. Every two days, the very well-stocked woman would wander the streets and alleys, swaying, and then disappearing. It was always after the end of the day, and the woman didn't know where to get out.

Legend has it that she rushed to the scene, and when she rushed to the scene, she stole people. After stealing the man, if he has money, he will buy delicious food and use.

On the day of the reunion in Longwang Town, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and most people had already taken a nap. In the free market, the people who set up stalls were lazy, and she suddenly appeared ten feet away from the stalls on the long street.

There were twenty or thirty butchers selling pork in the killing stall, and suddenly they all came to their senses and stopped their work one after another.

Famous saying: Nine bad drivers out of ten, nine strange masons out of ten, and one bad butcher for ten butchers!

After the end of the scene, these twenty or thirty debt-ridden scoundrels were idle, and suddenly, they saw an extraordinarily beautiful one, twisting his waist and swinging his hips, and shaking his water flexibly and vividly, and the cheap virtue of the pig killer ran out and disarmed one after another.

4★.

There was a loud sound of knives resting from the head of the stall to the end of the stall. With their eyes, if they don't put down the knife, they may chop off their hands and sell them.

The so-called hands are not idle, and the famous "Yan Yanzi" drama of Sorrow Gou was immediately staged.

'Yan Yanzi' is to say some spicy words that don't hang on or go to the bridge, with guns and sticks in the words, hidden fishy and spicy, always pointing to something, and the mouth is too dry. It is also called the 'Earth Dragon Gate Array', and it can also be called 'talking nonsense'.

'Talking nonsense' is the spicy tang in the local language, which is mink to say and shake the words, and it is allowed to say that there is no need to admit it.

The butchers are especially good at this bite.

When they saw the woman coming this way from afar, they began to do business one after another, and they vied with each other to gossip, and the strong smell of gossip immediately floated in the free market.

The popularity of the free market has soared, and some areas seem to have returned to the rush hour.

"Short mother, come and cut me, big brother, I'll be honest with you. ”

"Lady Dwarf, here and here, it has already been laid out for you, and we will start it as soon as you come, without delay at all. ”

"Short sister, I'm here, my pole is the highest, I guarantee that you are satisfied. "Longwang Town still used pole scales in those years.

"Come on, come on, I'm soft and hard here, whatever you touch, whatever you pinch and whatever you want......"

The dwarf lady's face shone brighter under the spotlight of a group of hairy men, and her high breasts pressed the eyes of these rough men to retreat. She came to the meat stall with a smile, looked at the past carefully, and let those people say that it took days, so that they would neither take a white nor a start, and walk from house to house with a spring breeze, but she was not in a hurry to say who she wanted to buy.

The butchers in the stalls she had seen were not disappointed, and they followed her one by one, and many butchers also ran over to accompany her at some stalls she had not yet reached. The idle crowd also gathered and followed her.

She is a big beauty, more popular than those big officials, and soon she is a big follower, hugging her before and after, forming a crowd.

5★.

Looking at the past step by step, all kinds of low-level and interesting 'rumors' keep releasing like a series of stinky farts, and the ideas are more and more bad than one another, listen to it, what do you say:

"Buy this kidney, give it to your old man to eat, don't put salt, if he dares not to eat it, you will press it down, eat it with the same strength as a foot pig, and be good at night!"

In the melancholy ditch, it is said that the foot pig can return to sperm on four feet, so it can go to several houses a day. A pig-legged pig has the ability to breed hundreds of offspring every day, which is much stronger than a sheep with an empty name.

"Buy some oil and go back, and wipe it when it's not good. This sentence is evil, if that's the case, people will use saliva, and they won't wipe it with lard.

"Blood Wangzi is also a good thing, don't underestimate it, it's a knife dish, if you get your hair in, you may be able to bring it out after eating this, as long as you cut the meat here with me, I'll give you two pieces for free later, rest assured, Blood Wangzi won't charge you money." "Legend of Sorrowful Valley, the woman's treasure into the hair, after a long time not to find it, there is no childbearing, if you find it early, you can also use the blood to bring it out.

"Buy this cage of small intestines back, you can use it as a set if you can't finish eating, this is a good thing in response to family planning, if the old man doesn't use it, you don't want him to go up!" Men's intimate and precious things are men's treasures, and they are not mentioned.

"This pair of pig's front hooves was sold to you cheaply, stewed to eat milk, you look at the nine holes, the city will count me these two best!"

"My two hind feet are better, open a small stove for you alone, and secretly give you a person to enjoy, don't let the old dwarf know, after the whole down, the legs are particularly strong, not only clamped tightly, but also kicked the old dwarf off the bed. "It's selling yourself.

"Eldest sister, buy me, I'll give you whatever you want, and I'll get it with you no matter how troublesome it is. ”

"Lady, cut my meat, I'll give it to you, how about it, with me, you don't have to worry about eating meat in the future, no matter which mouth you have, let's take care of it!"

…… Listen, which sentence is a human saying? It's getting more and more excessive! Is this trying to sell meat? Or is it trying to sell yourself?