Yun Zhongzi: "I see! Just lead one person to cross here, and then you and I will teach him our own unique learning, the God of War Wulu and the Seven Absolute Immortals, to ensure that the gods block and kill the gods, and the Buddhas block and kill the Buddhas!"

Guang Chengzi: "This move must not be! The God of War Wulu and the Seven Immortals of Immortality are the hard work of you and me, and they are very imprinted, if he learns it, he will shoot with us, similar to the shape and more similar to the gods, and we will shoot directly, it is no different, then everything is in vain." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Yun Zhongzi: "Then how do you know that the person who has crossed over is not a scum with a combat strength of only 5? If it is not for you and me to achieve a mastery, and let him realize the Tao on his own, how many detours will he have to take? How do you know if he can meet the requirements for qualifications and roots? When you are a genius like Zhang Sanfeng, you can calculate the time yourself, and it will take thousands of years to produce a Zhang Sanfeng?"

Guang Chengzi: "I expected this, it depends on the brother, are you reluctant to treasure the few magic weapons?"

Yun Zhongzi: "What do you mean by that?"

Guang Chengzi: "Do you still remember the tip of my half-cut immortal sword? Don't see that its sword has been broken, but over the years, there has been a sign of recovery, and there are more sword spirits secretly breeding, I plan to help him, melt the god weapon to perfect his soul, and then take the original god of modern people, and reincarnate after fusion." If you want to come to this person to be the reincarnation of the Zhuxian Sword, the talent for martial arts and enlightenment must be extremely high. ”

Yun Zhongzi: "It's easy to talk about this matter, as long as I can keep most of these antiques..."

Guang Chengzi: "Huh?"

Yun Zhongzi: "No, it's a slip of the tongue. Don't say a few magic weapons, even dozens of them. ”

Soon, something happened that Yun Zhongzi regretted, Guang Chengzi really melted dozens of handfuls in one go, hollowing out Yun Zhongzi's family foundation, and seeing that Yun Zhongzi's heart was dripping blood.

Guang Chengzi: "Brother Gaoyi, thank you for being my brother." Now that it is almost melted, the heat is just right, and I asked my younger brother, the ancestor of refining, to help him shape his soul. ”

Yun Zhongzi: I endure... I endure...

Yun Zhongzi: "The wall of the void room is windy and rainy, if the sky is sunny in Kuixing, the sky is frozen in the dark wind of Lou's stomach, and the Pleiades are warm and the sky is bright,

The ghost of the well sees the sun in the sky, the willow star is still sunny and the wings are still sunny, the two stars in the corner have little rain, or the wind and clouds are on the side of the mountains, the wind is strong and the sand and stones are rising, and the wind is in the heart of the house..."

Guang Chengzi: He also said that he was perfunctory, not bad, this reincarnation, when the first heaven, use these 28 constellations, so you don't have to worry about making Lei Zhenzi and other cups.

Cloud Neutron: "... The wind blows the sand and stones, the sound of the rain at the end of the heart of the house, there is rain in the sky of the two stars of the bucket, and the cow girl is cloudy and the sky is clear.

Yun Zhongzi first reshaped the melted divine soldier remnant water for the Zhuxian Sword little by little, and after the sword embryo was formed, Yun Zhongzi spit out an extremely pure spirit breath and slowly guided it, so that a little sword spirit in the sword slowly expanded.

Guang Chengzi: "There should be no problem, and my hands and feet should hurry up." ”

Guang Chengzi: "Who to choose to cross?haha,Yun Zhongzi always says that I am old dung, then choose a dung green to cross,Well,Can't be too much dung,Ethnic integration,Sinicization and education are still necessary,You need to choose ...... well"

Different time and space-

A university, a dormitory, one person is watching the finale of the latest laughing and proud rivers and lakes.

"Depressed, what do you say about the use of these heroes practicing peerless martial arts, don't use them to fight foreign enemies, kill Tartars, run away to seclusion, and learn in vain. There is no heavenly reason, why did he learn peerless martial arts. ”

Another person retorted: "Okay, it's good for people to show you, and you can pick and choose." You are just a dung, walking around the campus in Hanfu every day, and just like that, you are still soaked in the girls of the Wenchuan Academy, which is called unreasonable. ”

"What kind of dung green, this is called loving my China, do you understand? What's wrong with wearing Hanfu, China has great etiquette, so it is called Xia, and there is the beauty of uniforms, which is called Hua. Huaxia, Huaxia, that's how we Chinese people came. Look at the people in District 11, and the stick people, when they wear their own costumes, don't you think it's strange, let's wear Chinese costumes to go shopping, it's rare and weird, it's really unreasonable!"

"Han Han Han people, the emphasis is on culture, not blood. Thinking of the Tang Emperor Li Shimin, who is of half-Hu blood, just because he wears Hanfu and performs Han etiquette, he recognizes him as the first emperor of the Han family. Otherwise, do you think that there is really no reason for the country of sticks to call Confucius theirs? It is not because we ourselves do not practice Han etiquette and do not wear Han clothes. ”

Guang Chengzi looked at it from the side and said secretly: Haha, this son has the taste of my dung

Another person asked: "Okay, okay, arguing with dung Qing about Han Tong is tantamount to asking for hardship." According to what you mean, like Guo Jing's chivalrous master, like Yang Guofeishi to kill Meng Ge, can he be considered to be able to practice martial arts?"

"It's just that you have a good martial arts practice. Guo Jing knew that leading troops to train and use soldiers was not as good as Huang Rong, and he had to harden the face of the head of the family, and the trained sergeants did not know how to be flexible, just like the big and small martial arts he taught, all of them were rough and rough, and they were wood. If Yang Guo had taught Guo Jing earlier, he would have been a copy of the big and small martial arts. ”

Guang Chengzi: It's interesting, and you can see arguments that others can't.

"Speaking of feelings, the so-called strategizing, decisive victory thousands of miles away, how long will you Guo Jing go out of the city, Xiangyang will be breached? Can't it be arranged in advance? Look at Huang Rong is pregnant with Liujia, struggling to support the left and right branches in the stone formation, I feel distressed, this Guo Jing is not only affectionate, but also patriarchal, replaced by Guo Fu is male body, I am afraid that he will rush there early. I see that Guo Huang's feelings are not so true, and whoever invites that little flower to have a meal can be favored by Huang Rong. ”

A person next to him said angrily: "Black me Guo Daxia, I think you don't have that chance, envy and hatred in vain."

"Cut, it's not that I'm black, it's true. I don't believe you ask that--just our dormitory, who is who, last time I traveled to Inner Mongolia, what did the shepherd say? When the grassland is in the breeding season, all kinds of cattle and sheep love love there, and the smell of females and males is strong enough, and they can distinguish between cattle and sheep by their eyes closed! ”

"Think about Guo Jing, who has been shepherding sheep in the desert for more than ten years, and has already practiced the ability to smell and recognize women like Tian Boguang! Although Huang Rong's disguise technique is not bad, the smell still can't be covered, like Ouyang Ke, a kid can barely track it according to the smell, Guo Jing was so close to Huang Rong at that time, almost zero distance, he couldn't smell it, he just hit the wall and died."

Someone chimed in: "It seems that the shepherds said so at the time..."

The popular tongue next to him was impermanent: "You-you-"

"Besides, Yang Guo missed Cheng Ying, Lu Wushuang, Gongsun Lucao, and Guo Xiang's life. I think he was delirious because he was poisoned by love flowers, and he didn't ask Xiaolongnu, how did he know that Xiaolongnu was not allowed to take concubines? In ancient times, three wives and four concubines were no more common. And what about modern times, it's just different to be open to the outside world, how many people really have some ability, and how many people don't have lovers? Yang Guo is good to Xiaolongnu alone, which is equivalent to doing one good thing, but doing four bad things. ”

One person agreed: "This can be had, I also think Cheng Ying and Lu Wushuang are too miserable." I remember the first time we met when I was a child, Yang Guo was still in front of Li Mochou, saying that she was his daughter-in-law. ”

"Alas, this love is love, and all things are done according to the heart. If you are embarrassed to be together, it won't be painful to be separated? I think it's a lifetime of pain. As long as the girls have lived together for a long time, like the girls' dormitory, I haven't seen anyone make trouble. We ourselves are not the same, when we first entered the school, everyone was guarded against whom, and we were used to living for a long time, so how could we be a little embarrassed? We are familiar with each other's smells, and one day we can't see anyone, and we feel like something is missing!"

Everyone was silent.

"I'm sorry, the time is almost up, let's make an appointment with a girl from the Foreign Chinese Academy. Put on this dress, so that the half-foreign girl can see the grace and grace of our Han man."

Guang Chengzi: Interesting and interesting, in a few words, he will grasp the thoughts and words of this room, not only good at words, but also face his heart, haha, win my heart, win my heart! Good boy, it's you!

A person wearing Hanfu walked on the campus, thinking to herself: This girl, I heard her roommate say that she tinkered with some stories of the Western Middle Ages and black magic all day long, and she was introverted and tight on weekdays, if it wasn't for the senior sister to remind her, we didn't know that there was a girl who had a crush on us for more than a year... Slim, fair-skinned, watery, and most importantly, without makeup...

At this time, the weather that had just been clear was still clear, the wind was hanging, the clouds were thick, and a few bits of rain were blown down and nailed to the cheeks of passers-by, faintly painful.

The man in Hanfu looked at the sky speechless for a while, and said in his belly: A thief is a thief.

The person in Hanfu: "It's not good! Look at the posture, the storm that I haven't seen in the past few months, the girl is introverted, and she won't see or leave, maybe she will really be stunned in place and let the wind and rain blow.. Make a phone call to inform her to go back, it's not good to catch a cold."

He started dialing his phone, but the screen said "Not in the service area"

A man in Hanfu: "There will be no signal on campus?!, isn't it, thief, what kind of joke are you kidding? Could it be that there will be lightning and chaos in the electromagnetic field after a while, and the signal will not work..."

Just as he was thinking, there was a loud thunder in the sky, and several thunderbolts crossed the sky, and the thunder tore the dark sky, piercing the eyes and hearts of the people on the ground. The people on the road were frightened, and they couldn't help but speed up the pace of returning to the nest.

"Boom-"

Close at hand, just ten steps away from the man in Hanfu, a towering tree was split in half! The burning black scorched trunk of the tree was hammered upside down, which shocked several girls in the distance and screamed!

Man in Hanfu: "This... This... It's dangerous... The danger index seems to be a bit high... Damn, no matter what, you have to rush over whatever you say, and then find a nearby place to avoid it."

Guangchengzi: Okay, you have a good heart, dare to risk life and death for love, and you have passed this last hurdle.

The man in Hanfu ran hard, and finally saw her under the promised tree. She was dressed in a strange fashion, with a long, pointed wizard's hat, a black robe with a six-star pattern on it, and a broom in her hand.

Guang Chengzi: Poof, are you a prophet wizard or a black magician, alas, the decline of modern ancient skills, even cosplay is so nondescript, no wonder she... It's not good, this kid is a little close to her, and it's not good to be injured by mistake!

The man in Hanfu: "Hey, I'm coming! Thunder is dangerous, you get out of the big tree!"

In the eyes of the person wearing Hanfu, it is common sense that it is dangerous to stay under a big tree on a thunderstorm day, but what happens next will soon subvert his common sense, a heavenly thunder has just formed outside the nine clouds, ready to go straight to him.

At this moment, the woman looked thoughtfully at the sky, took steps and ran towards the Hanfu man, hugging him.

Hiroshiko: "This... Look away, this woman is not an ordinary person... Innocent people are hurt."

A powerful lightning strike pierced through the sky, drowning the two of them.

The next day, the newspaper published: A man and a woman on a campus, the man wore Hanfu and the woman wore a magician's robe, dating in a thunderstorm, unfortunately was struck by lightning and died. For those who love cosplay, you need to watch the weather and pay attention to your own safety when you go out!