Prologue: The Origin of All Stories

"Alas, since the infinite system has been integrated into the Yuan Shen, the Yuan Shen has become the main god, and the growth of cultivation is extremely slow, and it is even more boring after eternal life" A man muttered to himself. The man www.biquge.info a jade gold crown on his head, a splendid satin on his body, a face like jade, and his eyebrows are like a sword. Suddenly, he groaned in a loud voice:

"The wind blows and frosts, the seaweed withers, and the muscles are dry and strong. There were 300,000 soldiers of the Han family, and the general was also the leader of Huo Yao.

The meteor white feather is inserted around the waist, and the sword flower autumn lotus light is out of the box. The heavenly soldiers shine on the snow under the jade pass, and the captured arrows shoot golden armor like sand.

The clouds, dragons, winds and tigers are all handed back, and the enemy can be destroyed when Taibai enters the moon. The enemy can be destroyed, the head is destroyed, and the intestines of the beard are involved in the blood. Hanging Hu in the sky, burying Hu Zi plugged around. Hu no one, Han Daochang. ”

"Hehe, the enemy can be destroyed, the head will be destroyed, and the intestines of the beard will be involved in the blood. Hanging Hu in the sky, burying Hu Zi plugged around. Hu Wuren, Han Daochang"

"Hey, hey, hey"

Another man interrupted. This man is also extremely handsome, seven or eight points similar to the previous man.

"Guang Chengzi, can you change the poem when you complain? I read Li Bai's "Yuefu Hu Wuren" again, I think you did it on purpose, I look at the picture of the four beauties, you will repeat the last few sentences, what intestines, blood, or something, raise your voice a few times."

Guang Chengzi: "I read my poems, you look at your beautiful pictures, what does it matter." Alas, Yunzhongzi, isn't it just a picture, can you use it so closely? Listen to me, this moment is beautiful, this red face is easy to age, no matter how good-looking the appearance is, it is not bloody and white bones when you peel it off, the so-called pink skeleton is like this. ”

Yun Zhongzi: "Go and go! People who don't understand art will grow old, but painting is different, the person in this painting will not get old, this is eternal art!"

Guang Chengzi: "Alas, brother, you have a room full of antiques, I'm afraid that most of them are here, right?

Yun Zhongzi: "What is the responsibility and not responsibility, where do you start to say this?!"

Guangchengzi: "Just say that this Shang King's mother Wuding, as soon as you steal it, the luck of Middle-earth will be lost, and the dog Rong will destroy the Western Zhou Dynasty."

Yun Zhongzi: "This account can't be counted on my head! Zhou is not good, melting Jiuding to cast money, if I don't shoot early, you won't be able to see this Ding."

Guangchengzi: "So it's logical for you to bring Jiuding over with you?"

Yun Zhongzi: "It's called protecting cultural heritage, do you understand?"

Guang Chengzi: "Poor Shenzhou has been invaded by foreign tribes since its loss..."

Yun Zhongzi: "It's not that there is no compensation, then the Heshi Bi is what I refined." Thanks to the compassion of Senior Brother Yuding, he tore a small piece from his body and cast it into He's Bi, hehe, if it is about the effect of suppressing luck, how can Tongding compare to "Yuding"?

Guang Chengzi secretly slandered to himself: What kind of compassion and compassion for people! If it weren't for your cultivation to oppress people, how would people be willing to do this act of cutting off your arms?

Guang Chengzi: "Since you said that this and the clan are bi, who ran to peek and sneak in Heshi bi for three days and two times? Later, your Xingzang was discovered, which caused me to fight with the first emperor, and it also caused the Great Dao to induce, and the first emperor was possessed by the chaos demon god, and finally interrupted my Zhuxian sword to get rid of the demon god." At that time, time and space were chaotic, except for half of the sword tip still in my hand, the other half broke through time and space, and I don't know where I went. Alas, this is a gift from the master, my Zhuxian sword, there is no possibility of even recasting, woo~~ I'm sorry for the master"

Yun Zhongzi: "Brother, don't pretend, I'm sorry for the master, when did you respect Yuan Shi Tianzun as a master? I said, why are you nagging loudly all day long, there are bloody bones in your red face, you are like the women in the world - Emperor Qin's bone mirror, is it eye-catching?"

Hiroshiko: "This... Cough... This statue of Nuwa is standing in the middle of the Yanziwu Lake Garden, looking at this side with a straight face, maybe at this time, the Nuwa girl is wandering here. Hehe, little brother, why don't we talk about the interesting things you have with Qin Huai Bayan in recent years?"

Yun Zhongzi shuddered, as if he thought of something terrible, and begged for mercy again and again: "Don't, brother, you spare me, I admit it, it's all because of my fault for stealing He's bi, isn't this okay?"

Yun Zhongzi's eyes turned to the statue of Nuwa, only to feel that the eyes of the statue were also looking at him, and he suddenly felt that his heart was so empty that he was prickly, restless, uncomfortable and unable to say bitterness.

Yun Zhongzi hurriedly added to the statue: "This Qin Huai Bayan, I promise that at that time, it was just out of estrus, and it was just for the sake of painting a few artistic paintings, absolutely, absolutely-in the midst of thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touched the body." ”

Yun Zhongzi sneered: Obviously, you like the Great Qin Dynasty, so you went to persuade the first emperor to do benevolent government. As a result, how can the emperor be so fooled, will he listen to you, a fake bull-nosed old man, say that the soft ones can't be hard, and they want to force others to comply, but who would have expected that the Great Dao would not allow it, and the first emperor was possessed by the Chaos Demon God. What is this doing to me stealing and stealing? Bah, what is stealing? This is called temporary storage, two muddy people fight each other, in case my good baby is broken, who am I going to cry to...

Guang Chengzi: "It's a pity that from now on, the tyrants of this world and the leaders of the Hu people are all possessed by the Chaos Heavenly Demon, although they are not as good as the Demon God, it is difficult for the heroes of the Middle Earth to compete. ”

Guangchengzi: "The peaks and mountains are like gathering, the waves are like anger, and the mountains and rivers are like Tongguan Road." Looking at the western capital, he hesitated. Sad, the Qin and Han dynasties, the palace and thousands of rooms have been made of soil. Prosperity, the people suffer, death, the people suffer. ”

Cloud Neutron: "......"

Guang Chengzi: "Don't take evil as small, don't take good as small." Only virtuous and virtuous, able to obey others..."

Guangchengzi: "The trip of a husband and a gentleman, quiet self-cultivation, thrift to cultivate virtue." There is no ambition without indifference, and there is no far-reaching ambition without tranquility. The husband must be quiet to learn, and he must also learn. There is no way to learn without learning, and there is no way to learn without ambition. If you are slow and slow, you can't be excited, and if you are impatient, you can't temper sex. The years and the times are gone, the will and the days are gone, and then they become withered, and they do not inherit the world, and they are sad and poor, what will happen again..."

Neutron: "....."

Yun Zhongzi: Don't think that reciting a few sentences of "The Teacher's Table" and "The Book of Commandments" and shaking the fan is Zhuge Liang.

Guang Chengzi: "Pro-virtuous ministers, far villains, this first Han is so prosperous; When the first emperor was there, whenever he discussed this matter with his ministers, he did not sigh and hate Yu Huan and Lingye......"

Yun Zhongzi: "Stop, stop, the fox's tail is finally revealed." Guangchengzi, you are not only controlled by the Qin Dynasty, but also controlled by Liu Beijun of the Three Kingdoms! At the beginning, you gave Heshi Bi to Liu Bei, hehe, who expected him to follow Sun Ce's example and dedicate it to Cao Cao, so that he won the title of General Zuo and was stunned, and went to Xuzhou to occupy the territory."

Guang Chengzi: "Ahem... This is related to the luck of Middle-earth, and everyone in this world can get it, but you and I can't. ”

Yun Zhongzi: "But later, Cao Jun has been demonized since then, winning a hundred battles, and being invincible! By the time of the Battle of Chibi, if it weren't for Zhuge Liang's self-destruction of Shouyuan and the use of red inlaid east wind to lock up all Cao Jun's Yuan Gods, hehe, Zhou Lang alone might not be able to achieve all the success. Brother, you are embarrassed to read Zhuge poems, you can pit Zhuge better than Wei Yan! If Cao's army wins this battle, maybe the direction of history has already changed beyond recognition..."

Hiroshiko: "This... This is called having a fixed number in the dark! You still have the face to mention the direction of history. On August 15 of that year, in order to be in the limelight, it was not enough for you to draw a perfect person, and under the boast of a bunch of pig friends and dog friends, you still had to draw a phoenix!"

Yun Zhongzi: "I... Didn't I drink too much..."

Guangchengzi: "In December of the third year of the Puppet Jin Dynasty, the Khitan soldiers conquered the sorghum, destroyed the Shatuo Shi clan, and the Liao Yelu clan established themselves as emperors, wanting to reign in China, and the heroes of the Han people rebelled one after another. Guo Wei of Xingzhou raised troops to recover the eastern capital and build the Great Zhou; Zhu Yuanzhang of Fengyang raised troops in Haozhou and attacked Yanyun in the north, cutting off the return of the Liao people; the Liao Emperor died of fear, and only one or two of the Liao people escaped from Yanmen Pass. After that, Zhao Kuangyin and Chen Qiao mutinied, seized the Zhou and built the Great Song Dynasty, and confronted the north and south of the Ming Dynasty, and since then Chinese history has embarked on a wrong path. ”

Cloud Neutron: "......"

Guang Chengzi: "Speaking of today, who doesn't know the blood of the true phoenix in the Ming Dynasty? Danfeng Chaoyang, Danfeng Chaoyang! On a whim, you actually used phoenix blood to paint a phoenix, and the phoenix spread its wings and flew to Fengyang County, and finally attached to Zhu Yuanzhang. Hmph, what a true phoenix blood, many Ming heroes have not yet appeared, even Xu Da Chang Yuchun was not born, Zhu Yuanzhang was blessed by the blood of the phoenix, and Yanyun of the Northern Expedition won many battles, triumphant all the way. ”

Cloud Neutron: "......"

Guang Chengzi sighed: "The time and space of this world are chaotic, and everything is unpredictable. Chaos emerges from the Heavenly Demons. I have calculated that the Mongolian Qiyuan Department will produce a Chaos Heavenly Demon, and the royal family of the Rakshasa Kingdom will also produce a Chaos Heavenly Demon, and I think it will be that Temujin and Tsar Peter. On the other hand, in the Song and Ming dynasties, the national strength was weak, the armament was relaxed, and the lord of the country was a scum for several generations, and the combat effectiveness was only 5... Although there are no two demons in the sky, no matter which Chaos Heavenly Demon wins in the end, Middle-earth Divine Prefecture will definitely sink again."

Yun Zhongzi smiled suspiciously: "Why don't we go and slaughter Temujin and Peter?"

Guang Chengzi was taken aback: "Still coming?!" You and I have transcended reincarnation, once we do something that interferes with the reincarnation of history, the Great Dao will have a sense. Maybe as soon as you move on your front foot, the Chaos Heavenly Demon over there will evolve into a Chaos Demon God, and if you fight, even if you win, this world will be shattered, and it will not be far from returning to Chaos. ”

Yun Zhongzi spread his hands: "Then you say so?"

Guang Chengzi: "Actually, this can't be all blamed on the elder brother, the elder brother is also responsible, for the sake of the present, not to mention restoring history, try to move closer to the original track." ”

Yun Zhongzi's eyes lit up: "It turns out that my brother already has a way, why not say it earlier?"

Guangchengzi: "Let's start with this room full of antiques, placed in Gusu Murong's house, which has increased Murong's luck out of thin air." That Murong Yanzhao was originally a general in the early Northern Song Dynasty, but in this time and space, he held most of the soldiers and horses of the Great Song Dynasty, and Yanzhao's father Murong Longcheng even transferred the Douzhuan Star to the highest level, ranking first in the world in martial arts, and dominating the rivers and lakes... Fortunately, Zhao Kuangyin was instructed by his master, Chen Bo, the ancestor of Huashan Patriarch, and worshiped Murong Yanzhao. And Murong Longcheng was also confused by the relationship between father and son, and dispelled the idea of gathering heroes and reviving the Yan Kingdom. If it weren't for that, now the Great Song Dynasty would have changed his surname to Murong a long time ago, and if it weren't for the calligraphy and painting you sent Wang Xizhi to paste, Chen Bo Ancestor might not have been willing to help us with this great favor. ”

Yun Zhongzi's expression was a little painful, and he reluctantly spoke: "Brother, just say it clearly, which one do you want us to give out?"

Guang Chengzi: "It's simple, just return this room of antiques to their original owners, and the time and space of this world will be corrected a little."

Yun Zhongzi was shocked when he heard this, and almost fainted.

Yun Zhongzi said pitifully: "Brother, what are you kidding, can you change the way?"

Guang Chengzi laughed: "Why is my brother so persistent, this world has returned to chaos, how can these antiques continue to exist." However, I know that these antiques are the lifeblood of my brother, and I like them very much when I look at them. ”

Yun Zhongzi: "So, my brother has other ways, would you like to hear about it?"

Guang Chengzi's expression was solemn, and he said slowly: "You and I can't make a move, so we can only choose someone from the afterlife to cross over and do it for you and me." ”

Yun Zhongzi: "Why is this the solution?"

Guang Chengzi: "Although you and I have escaped the way of heaven, we want to surpass the avenue, I don't know the year of the monkey... Under the avenue, the surveillance of your primordial spirit is everywhere, and once you and I make a move, backlash will follow. The people of later generations, the original god belongs to a different time and space, and is not peeped into by the avenue, hehe, it is a peep, and it is also in a cloud, I don't understand it very well, haha. ”