Chapter 395: Wang Cong's sketch
At this time, Wang Cong appeared again on the stage of the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, to be precise, he appeared under the stage, Wang Cong was wearing a pair of slacks and a round-neck sweater, very homely. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wang Cong looked at the audience and said cheaply: "Let me tell you something, the boss has been having convulsions recently." You said I did a good job as a waiter, and suddenly promoted me to the lobby manager, hahaha.
If you don't pay attention, you will embark on a career in office, hahaha. My daughter-in-law was also happy, well, a new mobile phone, new clothes, and I personally bought a fruit basket for me to send to my boss.
Why do you say that she is so sensible, that she has such a daughter-in-law to help me, and that I cannot rise step by step on the road to happiness? At this pace, I will be able to ascend to heaven before forty, and you are envious and jealous and hate me? Why do I hate people so much? I hate myself. ”
Crash!
The audience at the scene was amused by Wang Cong at the beginning, and this style of painting almost wanted to go up and kick him a few times, it was really ...... It's so cheap.
Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, and Wang Cong answered the phone with a full expression: "Hey, daughter-in-law, what are you doing? I'm almost at the door of the boss's house! ”
Sun Yan, the actor of Wang Cong's daughter-in-law, suddenly appeared in front of the stage and said to Wang Cong with concern: "I just don't feel at ease that you can come and take a look, the fruit is all taken?"
Wang Cong said with a very cheap expression: "Mom, this heart makes you, it is broken." ”
After speaking, Wang Cong was about to hang up the phone.
Sun Yan suddenly said at this time: "Hey, don't hang up, don't hang up the phone from now on." ”
Wang Cong also asked with some doubts: "Why?"
Sun Yan stuck in her waist and said, "I wonder, why did your divorced female boss promote you to be the lobby manager?"
As soon as Sun Yan said this, the audience immediately cheered up, and when Wang Cong first appeared, the audience was also pleasantly surprised, they didn't say that Wang Cong was going to perform a sketch before, and when they saw Wang Cong appearing, they immediately applauded thunderously, and the applause continued.
In the audience, many viewers whispered.
"Wang Cong is very old-fashioned in acting in sketches, and he actually acted so well. ”
"That's right, the background of the story has been clearly explained at the beginning, especially the divorced female boss, which is interesting. ”
"I can imagine now that Wang Cong must be very wonderful on stage. ”
.......
Wang Cong said very angrily: "Ang~~ You are suspicious of me for a long time. ”
Sun Yan said with great certainty: "I'm not doubting you. ”
Wang Cong put his mind at ease, but Sun Yan followed up and said: "I'm suspicious of you two! It's okay, it's okay, you can be natural, knock on the door normally and go in, I just want to hear how you two usually communicate." Don't hang up the phone !! go. ”
Crash!
Those viewers who were watching Wang Cong's sketch on the Internet were immediately excited.
"Ouch, Wang Cong's daughter-in-law is so funny. ”
"Hahaha, I'm suspicious of you two......."
"It's not so wonderful at the beginning, Wang Cong's production must be a high-quality product. ”
"Hurry up and distribute it, Wang Cong is acting in a sketch again. ”
"What? Wang Cong is acting in a skit again? I'll wipe it, then I'll watch a hammer Jiangsu Zhejiang Satellite TV." ”
"Upstairs, you are really a god, what is there to see about Song Guijun and Shi Wei of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV, the things they say are all old-fashioned, and their baggage can be found in the little jokes on the Internet. ”
"I was wrong, I'll just watch Wang Cong's sketch. ”
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At this time, an outdoor background wall standing in front of the stage quietly fell, and the back was the layout of a room and living room, and Wang Cong soon came to the door.
Knock knock!
Wang Cong explained into his mobile phone: "Listen no, what a normal knock on the door." ”
As soon as Wang Cong finished speaking, he heard He Ni say, "I'll leave the door for you." ”
He Ni's voice deliberately became very numb, which made people think about it.
The audience once again resounded with warm applause, and the applause was loud and loud.
Wang Cong said in a daze: "Listen no, what a strange way to keep the door, boss, who are you to leave the door? This is me, Hao Jianna with a clear conscience!"
Wang Cong's home!
Wang Ying said to her parents: "Parents, how did my brother become so cheap, his name is still Hao Jian, you really have to talk about him when he comes back." ”
The royal father glared: "It's a shame that you're still a college student, this is to create a character image, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." ”
Wang Cong's mother also said: "Don't talk about your brother like that, I just see that your brother plays very well, how funny." ”
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While many viewers in front of the TV saw Wang Cong's sketch, Shi Jianping couldn't sit still, and asked hurriedly: "Lianwen, go and see again, what's going on, Zhao Dashan has already played, why our ratings in Ningliao still haven't surpassed those in the capital." ”
Wei Lianwen also said a little strangely: "Director Shi, I've been staring at it, if you want to say what the reason is, I think you should take a look at the program on Beijing Satellite TV." ”
Shi Jianping was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly transferred the TV station to Beijing Satellite TV, only to see that the person who appeared in the picture was actually Wang Cong, which made Shi Jianping a little confused, and said to Wei Lianwen: "Isn't this Wang Cong? Why does he still have a sketch show? I haven't heard of it before." ”
Wei Lianwen said: "I also just knew, maybe it was a temporary adjustment? ”
Shi Jianping didn't speak, but stared at Wang Cong's performance on TV, and he wanted to see how this Wang Cong fought with the sketch king Zhao Dashan.
In the TV picture, Wang Cong just pushed the door in.
He Ni said numbly: "What? I can't hear clearly, I'm taking a bath (dates), you come and say." ”
Wang Cong hurriedly surprised: "Oh, I won't go first." ”
At this time, He Ni, who was dressed at home, walked out of it, and when the audience saw that it was the host He Ni, they immediately cheered again, from Wang Cong's appearance to the present, the audience no longer knows how many cheers, the frequency is too frequent, and Wang Cong enjoys this rhythm very much.
But Shi Jianping was a little shocked, as the director of the TV station, he knew what the frequency of this failure represented, and it was definitely an extraordinary sketch.
On TV!
He Ni, who plays the boss, said: "You are really in a hurry........! Hao Jian???"
Wang Cong didn't care about He Ni's surprise, and hurriedly ran over to pick up a jujube and said, "Ah, boss, it turns out that you washed a big red jujube that can be eaten, haha." ”
He Ni put down a plate of dates and said, "Hao Jianna, you... It's so late, why are you here?"
Wang Cong smiled and said, "Ah, didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? ”
He Ni took the miniature fruit basket handed over by Wang Cong and said, "Thank you, thank you, oops, this little fruit basket is tired, right?"
Wang Cong said without blushing or panting: "It's okay, I'm not tired of walking two steps and resting two steps." ”
He Ni said impatiently: "Hao Jianna, that's the case, it's not the right time for you to come today, it's a while, my ex-husband is here, I'm afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings, you know." ”
Wang Cong said: "I understand, I won't delay the two of you. But who do you say hasn't had a misunderstanding? I just want to ask you to say out loud, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager when you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel?"
He Ni just wanted to open the door for Wang Cong to let him leave, but when she heard Wang Cong's question, she stopped and asked, "What? Is this a very low probability? Why did I promote you, don't you know in your heart?"
Wang Cong said with some confusion: "I...... Sometimes it's clear, sometimes it's confused. ”
He Ni said directly: "Won't I fall in love with you?"
Crash!
The audience laughed again, and the laughter was mixed with more enthusiastic applause, because they hadn't watched the rehearsal, and they didn't even know that Wang Cong would actually perform this sketch, and they immediately started talking again.
"Haha, seven people promote one, and the probability is indeed not dropping. ”
"It's really funny, why is this Wang Cong so funny. ”
"Ouch, this time the misunderstanding is even bigger, and I fall in love with you......."
"Now it depends on how Wang Cong explains, he must not be called to death by his daughter-in-law's big mouth. ”
"Wang Cong, this is really afraid of something, it's so funny. ”
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At the same time, on the side of Jiangsu and Zhejiang TV stations, Li Zhong had suddenly said angrily to Meng Yang: "Is Wang Cong's sketch so funny? ”
Meng Yang also knew that it was bad, but the sketch performed by Wang Cong just now was so funny that he couldn't hold it back.
It turned out that Li Zhong already knew that the battle of the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala had been lost, and before the live broadcast, he also swore that he fantasized about being able to win the throne of the ratings champion.
But he didn't expect that Beijing Satellite TV, which made him think that it was already uncompetitive, had been leading the ratings, and even Zhao Dashan on Ningliao Satellite TV did not surpass it, although Ningliao because of Zhao Dashan's appearance, it has been infinitely close to Beijing Satellite TV in terms of ratings, but after all, it has not been surpassed.
When Li Zhong was thinking about how to reverse such a situation, he didn't expect Meng Yang to laugh out loud, which immediately made Li Zhong very angry.
Meng Yang was also very annoyed at this time, why couldn't he hold back that, this damn Wang Cong, it's really hurting me, don't let me get the opportunity, otherwise I have to find it back on you.
How would Wang Cong know that Meng Yang, the director of the satellite TV channel in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, would offend the head of the stage because of watching his sketches, at this time, due to the high mood of the audience, and He Ni's performance was very outstanding, without a trace of mistakes, which also made Wang Cong more and more relaxed, and his sketches have gradually improved.