When Wang Cong heard He Ni's sentence about you, he suddenly felt that the whole person was not good, and said to He Ni: "Boss, let me tell you, what you say is all about it, you want to steal like this, let me tell you, I really have to delay you for a while." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

He Ni saw that Wang Cong actually sat down on the sofa, and suddenly became even more anxious, and hurriedly said: "Hey, mom, Hao Jianna, why are you still sitting down, (look at the watch) No, look at Hao Jian, my ex-husband will come in a while, in the middle of the night, he caught the two of us, isn't it inappropriate?" ”

Wang Cong retorted: "How can you still be arrested? I'll eat your two dates and arrest me? ”

He Ni became more and more anxious, and said, "Hao Jianna, do you think it's time to sleep at this point?" ”

Wang Cong stood up and asked in surprise, "When is this?" When did we both sleep? ”

He Ni just wanted to get Wang Cong away, and said directly: "I'll just say it directly, I won't keep you tonight." ”

Wang Cong almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and said loudly: "When did you leave me that night?" Isn't it the boss, why are you talking today? I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between the two of us? ”

How did He Ni know that Wang Cong's mobile phone was on, and when she saw that Wang Cong just didn't leave, she said helplessly: "Hao Jianna, if you are really reluctant to leave, then when my ex-husband is gone, can you come back when it's over?" ”

Wang Cong's expression was about to cry, and he said to He Ni with a crying voice: "Will I come back?" Why don't you go against the wind when you talk today? ”

He Ni also said unhappily: "You are here against the wind." ”

Wang Cong immediately became anxious: "Who is coming against the wind......"

Before Wang Cong finished speaking, he suddenly remembered the knock on the door!

When the audience saw this, they were already laughing back and forth, some of them couldn't even straighten their waists with laughter, and most of them were holding their stomachs, and some of them had crooked eyes, and some were even laughing tears......

"Oh my mom, hahaha, it's so funny."

"I'm rubbing, Wang Cong this.... This idea is really no one, a big thunderbolt every sentence, haha. ”

"Ouch, no, my tears come out of my laughter..."

"Hahaha, He Ni is getting darker and darker, and now Wang Cong has to die miserably."

"I knew... Hahaha... Wang Cong must be getting darker and darker. ”

"It's so exciting, there was a knock on the door, it was blocked by my ex-husband."

"Yes, will Wang Cong be beaten by his ex-husband."

.......

The audience who was amused by Wang Cong was the audience, and even the audience in front of the TV were also amused by Wang Cong, and some hurriedly picked up the phone to call their friends, and told me Wang Cong's classics just now.

"You didn't have that sketch just now... Ouch... It's amusing me. ”

"Haha, why didn't you look, I was drinking water, and I almost sprayed my dad in the face, but fortunately I reacted quickly."

........

Ningliao TV!

Shi Jianping is not calm, because Wei Lianwen just said that Zhao Dashan's sketch has entered the climax, but it is still a little bit short of the ratings of Beijing Satellite TV, and such a little gap seems to be an insurmountable gap.

Shi Jianping knew that if at this time, the ratings of Ningliao Satellite TV had not surpassed that of Beijing Satellite TV, then it would be even more hopeless after that, and Wang Cong's performance of Beijing Satellite TV was still being broadcast on the TV screen.

Shi Jianping just had a gloomy face, fortunately Wei Lianwen didn't look at Wang Cong's sketch like Meng Yang of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV, and suddenly laughed out loud.

Shi Jianping suddenly said: "Lian Wen, next year no matter what, I have to talk about this Wang Cong to invite us to Ningliao Satellite TV, I don't care if you play the family card or the hometown card, in short, you must invite this Wang Cong back to me." ”

Wei Lianwen hurriedly said: "Don't worry, Director Shitai, I will definitely let Wang Cong appear on the stage of our Ningliao Spring Festival Gala next year." ”

Compared with Wei Lianwen, that Meng Yang is quite "uncomfortable", originally his laughter is very low, and some of the general cross talk and sketches he usually watches will also laugh a few times, at this time, seeing such a classic work of Wang Cong, he has long wanted to laugh heartily, but Director Li Zhong has been sitting there with a black face.

It's okay for you to turn off the TV, but Li Zhong kept watching it with a black face, Meng Yang had already forced himself not to stare at the TV screen, but the voice inside was heard clearly, especially the conversation between Wang Cong and He Ni, it was really a darker and darker description.

In the end, Meng Yang couldn't help it, so he had to say to Li Zhong: "That... Director Lee... I still... Poof... I have one more thing.... Poof.... I'll go first... Hahe.... Let's go and monitor the data first... Look. ”

When Li Zhong saw Meng Yang's appearance, he said as if he was acting ventriloquistically, and his face was a little purple, and he was even more impatient, so he waved him out directly.

After Meng Yang left Li Zhong's office, he suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief, then covered his mouth, and hurriedly left.

On stage!

He Ni was frightened by the sudden knock on the door, and hurriedly asked Wang Cong to hide, Wang Cong was in a hurry, tripped and fell on the sofa, and the shoes flew out.

A rather sensational piece of music sounded, and I saw the ex-husband brother played by Qiu Shi, whose clothes were quite turbulent, walked in, kept stroking the sofa, and then a small run, and came to a cabinet to caress it, the expression was definitely that kind of very nostalgic, as if I had thought about it for more than ten years and suddenly saw it again.

When the audience saw Qiushi's "appearance", they immediately gave full marks, which was so special that he had a "temperament".

After Qiu Shi's "appearance", he said affectionately to He Ni: "Are they all new?" ”

He Ni said calmly: "Yes, why don't I use it?" When you got divorced, didn't you all move out? ”

Qiu Shi wondered, "Really?"

He Ni said sadly: "Old Gao, you forgot. When you leave, you'll be left with me and the load-bearing wall in the house. ”

Crash!

The audience was almost amused, and the applause was thunderous, and the applause rang out loudly.

"Ouch,, Qiu Shi doesn't play cards according to the routine."

"Hahaha, no, it's so funny, it's all new...."

"I've come and gone, and the contrast between Autumn Fruit is too great."

"Haha, there's only the load-bearing wall left, how thoroughly Qiu Shi has to move."

.......

Qiu Shi sighed: "This year, I was too impulsive, hehehehe." ”

After Qiu Shi finished speaking, he went to close the curtains, and this pull exposed Wang Cong who was hiding behind the curtains.

said to Qiu Shi: "What are you doing with the curtains?" In the middle of the night. ”

Qiu Shi seemed to be still in his memory, and said to He Ni: "You were so shy back then, and I was also shy......"

Suddenly, Qiu Shi pulled out Wang Cong's hand from behind the curtain, but Qiu Shi thought it was He Ni's hand, and then said: "I am holding your hand, just like now, my little heart, fluttering." We just held hands and walked on the asphalt road, and we bumped into your mother head-on, which scared you......"

He Ni saw Qiu Shi holding Wang Cong's hand, and had already walked around to the front of the sofa, and immediately covered her mouth with her little hand, a little frightened, but she didn't expect that at this time, Qiu Shi suddenly saw her expression.

Qiu Shi immediately said: "Yes, you had this kind of expression at that time, and when you saw your mother, you immediately withdrew your hand and went into the grove." As soon as I saw you gone, I went to chase you, oh I will chase you, you will run, I will chase you, you will run, I will see that I can't catch up with you, I will wait for you! As a result, you hit me in my arms. ”

He Ni was already frightened, only to see Qiu Shi chasing Wang Cong around the curtain in a circle, and saw Qiu Shi suddenly stop, intercepting Wang Cong, and immediately did not do anything, directly facing the curtain is a flying foot, and at the same time quickly pulled Wang Cong out of the curtain and hid in another curtain.

After a while, Qiu Shi walked out holding his stomach and said to He Ni: "Oh, I'll go, your heartless kick kicked me from memory to reality." ”

On the Internet, those netizens who are watching Wang Cong's sketch have already smashed the keyboard with this laugh just now, and some of them in the Internet café really can't control it, and they keep knocking on the keyboard, which makes many people look sideways.

In the communication area of the live broadcast platform, it is even more cathartic of the refreshment in my heart.

"Are you all in the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, Wang Cong's sketch is simply a god."

"I wiped it, why didn't I look at it, the keyboard almost broke me, I really couldn't control my laughter."

"Haha, I'm watching too, it's almost all baggage, one after another."

"Yes, Qiu Shi's appearance is simply too commotionous."

"The part I ran around the curtain just now made me laugh and cramp."

.........

In Wang Cong's house, at this moment, Wang Ying had not just started to question why Wang Cong was cheap, because at this time he was already laughing on the sofa and couldn't sit up.

Especially Qiu Shi's part, she almost didn't laugh to death, and even the royal father, who usually doesn't smile, was amused by Qiu Shi and Wang Cong's performance just now.

Wang Cong's mother said with a smile: "These two children are really, especially that Qiu Shi, whose brain is not light, and they all saw that the woman over there, and pulled Xiao Cong to continue there." ”

The royal father laughed and said: "Isn't this funny, I didn't look at our Jiaying girl, what kind of laughter she had, why don't you say that your brother is not acting well." ”

Wang Ying hadn't slowed down yet, and kept gesturing at the royal father, but she couldn't stop giggling.