[103] Cousin, are you human?
After leaving the oil field, Li Xiaowei drove his broken jeep to northern Iraq rain or shine. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After arriving in northern Iraq, Li Xiaowu put away his broken jeep and looked around to make sure that no one was paying attention to him.
Li Xiaowu said to his finger that I am a god, and then with a whoosh, Li Xiaowu returned to the space.
After arriving at the space, Li Xiaowu did not go back to the palace directly, but went to the container to visit the orphans he adopted some time ago.
It was seven o'clock in the morning, and all the orphans had gotten up and were brushing their teeth and washing their faces.
A few older orphans saw Li Xiaowu and immediately shouted sweetly, "Uncle, uncle, everyone, look, it's my uncle who has come to see us."
Uncle, uncle, we miss you so much, why did it take so long for you to come to see us?"
Looking at the twenty-three orphans surrounding him, Li Xiaowu said with a smile on his face, "Uncle is very busy outside, uncle is busy treating patients, busy making money to support you, come and uncle brought you gifts." ”
Li Xiaowu stretched out his hand and waved it out of the space ring, conjuring up a large number of snacks and toys.
You may not believe it when you say it, these things were not bought by Li Xiaowu, but the goods student ran into other people's stores in the middle of the night to steal them.
Seeing that there was food and play, all the orphans smiled and said, "Thank you, uncle, it's good to have you, uncle, you are just like our patron saint."
Hey.......... Here, we eat well, sleep well, play well, and everyone loves us.
We help with the work, and the uncles and aunts will give us rewards, uncle, can we live here for the rest of our lives?"
Li Xiaowu touched the little heads of the orphans, and then picked them up casually, and the little girl who asked him to adopt her that day said with a smile;
"Yes, of course, you will be here from now on, and you can live here for as long as you want. ”
The little girl hugged the snacks and said with a smile in Li Xiaowu's arms, "Uncle, is little Tyson your son, that guy is so bad, since he secretly kissed me while I was sleeping." ”
Boom....... Ah!!
On a tree not far away, a small figure fell from the tree, and after a while, little Tyson, who was covered with weeds, gritted his teeth and swayed out.
Li Xiaowu bent down and put down the little girl, helped little Tyson clean his clothes with a doting face, and then touched the little guy's little head, and said funny, "Little Tyson, why did you go to climb the tree trunk so early, and that tree is not a wild fruit tree." ”
Little Tyson glanced at the little girl, then got into Li Xiaowu's arms, and said with a smile, "Xi Fu, Xi Fu, Lily lied, I didn't kiss her secretly, I kissed her openly, but when I kissed her, she happened to be sleeping." ”
Touching the little guy's little head, Li Xiaowu said with a smile, "Who taught you to drill the horns, the good ones don't learn, the bad ones learn a lot, by the way, did your master get up?"
"Get up, Shi Niang got up very early, and now she is feeding her three little brothers and sisters, what do you say to try the feeling of being a mother in advance.
I don't understand the things of adults, can I still feel it when I am a mother, really. Little Tyson said with his little head tilted up and looked like a little adult.
Touching Lily and Little Tyson's little heads, Li Xiaowu smiled and said, "Go play, little Tyson is playing with his friends, and you are not allowed to hit people or scold people." ”
Little Tyson took Lily by the hand, took a large group of orphans, jumped up, ran to the creek in the distance, and then said without looking back, "You know, Xifu, I didn't hit anyone, I didn't scold anyone, I'm very well-behaved." ”
Looking at the little guy who was far away, Li Xiaowu shook his head and said with a wry smile, "Hehehe... The little guy has changed so much, I think he was still a little beast who screamed when he saw people, but now he has become like a normal child, so I look forward to him growing up and getting married and becoming a father. ”
After leaving the container, Li Xiaowu came to the beach, then found a dry log, and stepped on the wood and the water with one foot, like a skateboard, and rushed towards the small island in the middle of the sea.
On the small island, Lin Xie, Wu Ren, Cai Mingxin, Xia Ming, and the four of them were preparing to get on the boat, get on the raft, and then go to the other side to harvest herbs.
Suddenly, Cai Mingxin pointed to the figure rushing on the sea, and exclaimed loudly, "Oh my God, everyone, look, the trapeze on the water." ”
Lin Xie looked at the figure on the sea, and then said with a wry smile on his face, "Look at the cheap appearance of this figure, I bet that this is 100% the boss bastard again, I don't believe you." ”
Sou... Sou.... Sou... Li Xiaowu jumped down from the wood majestically, and then the log he was stepping on just now instantly hit the stone on the shore and turned into a pile of ready-made firewood.
Patting the dust on his body, Li Xiaowu looked at everyone and said with a smile, "Lin Xie hasn't seen him for a long time, it's darkened, Wu Ren hasn't seen him for a long time, and his muscles are a lot stronger."
Mingxin hasn't seen you for a long time, hey, why are you broken, which bastard did it, ah, cousin, you won't be that bastard, right? ”
"The boss hasn't seen you for a long time, hehe. Cai Mingxin and Wu Ren said respectfully.
Li Xiaowu waved his hand, looked at Cai Mingxin and said, "Ahem, cough, cough... That Mingxin, you can just call me cousin in the future.
The name of the boss, just leave it to Wu Ren for them to shout, why are you doing with a straight face, such a good-looking wife, you are still not satisfied?"
Xia Ming looked at Li Xiaowu and gritted his teeth and said, "The night watchman in the oil field at the beginning, is it you bastard?"
Bastard, even if you block my force, and hit me so hard, do you know that at that time, I was almost stoned to death by you?"
"I don't know, after I threw you in, I'll go back to work, isn't it that I didn't die if I didn't die, it's okay if I don't die, I'll talk about it if I die. Li Xiaowu shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently.
Xia Ming took off his coat, pulled up his sleeves and looked at Li Xiaowu, and said angrily, "Bastard Li Dong, Lao Tzu wants to fight you alone, come on, don't die." ”
Li Xiaowu took off violently, revealing the clothes on the upper half of his body, revealing a green dragon tattoo, and said with a fierce and vicious face;
"Come on, let you have one hand, anyway, my uncle has already spoken, as long as I take you back, it doesn't matter if you are disabled. ”
"There's a kind of you breaking my seal and seeing who cripples whom. Xia Ming looked at Li Xiaowu and said unconvinced.
Li Xiaowu stepped forward to unlock Xia Ming's seal, and then the two instantly rushed to the sea and scuffled, and the ending soon appeared, Xia Ming, who was beaten by Li Xiaowu with one hand, cried and begged for mercy.
Li Xiaowu carried Xia Ming ashore, and then sealed his ability again, looked at Xia Ming, who was full of unwillingness, Li Xiaowu said funny, "Stinky boy, don't be unconvinced, brother, when I was a man, you were still playing yo-yo." ”
Picking up his coat and putting it on, Xia Ming looked at Li Xiaowu and said with an unhappy face, "How long are you going to lock me up, there are a group of brothers outside who need me very much, and they will be very dangerous at any time without me." ”
looked at Cai Mingxin, and then at Xia Ming, Li Xiaowu shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "When do you let Mingxin get pregnant, I will give you the answer when she can't conceive for the rest of her life, then you can stay here for the rest of your life." ”
"Cousin, are you human?" Xia Ming said as he looked at Li Xiaowu and gritted his teeth.
Li Xiaowu walked towards the palace with a smile, and said without looking back, "Whatever you think, I won't mind anyway, you sisters and brothers say that I am not human, hey, it is really difficult to be the brother of your sisters and brothers." (To be continued.) )