【104】Tonic, chicken soup for the pit daddy
Li Xiaowu walked into the palace quickly, came to the room belonging to himself and Medis, and saw a warm scene inside through the crack in the door. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
At this time, Medis was like a mother full of maternal love, holding a bottle and carefully feeding the three little babies brought back by Li Xiaowu.
After putting the three small bottles in the hands of the little babies, Medis gently rocked the cradle and the cart, while singing sweetly with maternal love, and her mother taught her nursery rhymes when she was a child.
I have a little donkey that I never ride, and one day I rode to the market on a whim, and I had a small leather whip in my hand, and I was so proud that I somehow fell into the mud.
I have a little donkey that I never ride, and one day I rode to the market on a whim, and I was so proud of myself with a small leather whip in my hand that I somehow fell into the mud.
I have a little donkey that I never ride, and one day I rode to the market on a whim, and I had a small leather whip in my hand, and I was so proud that I somehow fell into the mud.
I have a little donkey that I never ride, and one day I rode to the market on a whim, and I had a small leather whip in my hand, and I was so proud that I somehow fell into the mud.
I had a small leather whip in my hand, and I was so proud that I somehow fell into the mud.
As soon as she finished singing Little Donkey, Medis noticed someone stealing outside the door, thinking it was little Tyson, a troublemaker.
So Medis crept up to the door, slammed it open, and shouted, "Ah, here comes the bad mother-in-law who grabbed the child, uh, what a shame." ”
Li Xiaowu was stunned for a moment when he saw Medis who opened the door, and then hugged his stomach and laughed, "Hahaha.... Laugh at me, such a big person, since you still use such a childish method to scare children. ”
Medis stepped on it fiercely, Li Xiaowu's toes kicked him, and then said angrily, "I don't go home every day, tell me honestly what you have been doing this month, did you go behind my back to meet the little girl of which house?"
"Suck ..... It's painful to death, you want to wipe out your husband, what else can I do, I must be going to work to make money. Li Xiaowu gritted his teeth while holding his feet and rubbing his toes.
With a big belly, Medis walked back to the little baby and sat down, glared at Li Xiaowu, and said with disdain, "Can't you come back at night when you work during the day, you still have to be honest about what you did outside." ”
Jumping up and down next to Medis, Li Xiaowu gently held Medis in his arms, and then said with a smile;
"Actually, I didn't do anything, I just stole some oil in Iraq, and then helped them on duty as a night watchman by the way. ”
Medis raised her head and glanced at Li Xiaowu, and said angrily, "How idle are you, how much is your salary as a night watchman, and how much money do you steal from stealing oil?"
"It's not a lot, the night watchman's salary is a thousand dollars, and the oil stealing is more than nine hundred billion dollars, hehehe... Nai Nai, it's just stealing out one of the richest people in Asia. Li Xiaowu touched Medis's hair and said with a smug face.
Medis took out a diamond and handed it to Li Xiaowu, and then said very domineeringly, "One thousand plus nine thousand is only more than 10,000, take it, this diamond is worth at least 100,000 US dollars, starting today for the next year, you are contracted by me, hehe..." ”
Pinched Medis's cheek, Li Xiaowu kissed it, and then said funny, "It is said that a woman is stupid for at least three years when she is pregnant, and the ancients did not deceive me."
Not only have you become stupid, but you've also become sluggish, and behind you is $900 billion, not $9,000. ”
Sitting up from Li Xiaowu's arms, Medis said with stars in her eyes, "Husband, are you saying that you have it now, 900 billion US dollars, then that.... Aren't you the richest man in the world? Are you sure you're not fooling me. ”
Li Xiaowu took out his black gold card and said triumphantly, "The black gold card of the Swiss bank, hehe... Now you believe it. ”
Sou.... Medis snatched Li Xiaowu's black gold card suddenly, and then said with a grin, "Hehe.... In order for you not to mess with women in the future, I have decided, and I will be the housekeeper in the future. ”
"I knew you would say this, in fact, your bank card is not a Swiss bank card, but a domestic bank card, and there seems to be more than 2 billion yuan in the card. Li Xiaowu stood up and looked at Medis and said with a grin.
Looking at the bank card in her hand, Medis pouted and said angrily, "Hmph, since you dare to trick me, let me tell you Li Xiaoxiao, I won't pay you back the two billion, this is my private money from today onwards, what is the password?"
Li Xiaowu walked up to the three little babies, picked up one of the little baby girls, and said with a smile, "Hello, the little beauty still remembers the uncle, the uncle is the one who brought you back in the first place." ”
The little baby girl stretched out her fleshy little hand, touched Li Xiaowu's face, and then giggled...... laughter.
"It's so cute, if only I could have such a lovely daughter. Li Xiaowu hugged the little baby girl, looked at Medis's belly, and said with an expectant face.
Waving her hand, Medis pouted, "You don't have to count on my belly, my family has only one daughter like me for ten generations."
I dare to tell you now that 100% of my belly is my son, hehe.... As soon as I saw your attractive appearance, I knew that you must have been a monk in your last life, and you had no lover's life. ”
Your sister, is it true that what Medis said is true, I was a monk in my last life, so I won't have a daughter in this life, oh my God, it can't be like this.
Li Xiaowu tripped over Medis in the room for a long time, and after stumbling, Medis pointed at Li Xiaowu and said angrily;
"Your son is hungry, you hurry up and prepare lunch, I want the best food, I don't want the bad food, hum. ”
Although he was reluctant on the surface, after leaving the room, Li Xiaowu immediately rowed a boat to the other side and caught two free-range chickens, one chicken was called a flower chicken, and the other was made a tonic stewed chicken soup.
After it was done, Li Xiaowu had to tear the chicken into small pieces and feed it to Medis's mouth like serving the queen's mother, and Medis sat on the chair and enjoyed Li Xiaowu's careful feeding.
After eating half of the chicken called Hua Ji and drinking a big bowl of chicken soup, Medis said with a smile, "Eh, so full, so happy, that Comrade Li Xiaowu, the remaining half is called Hua Chicken and Chicken Soup, I will reward you." ”
Li Xiaowu smiled bitterly and ate half of the chicken, and then sent the remaining large pot of chicken soup to Xia Ming.
Looking at Li Xiaowu, and then at the chicken soup in his hand, Xia Ming said in a cold sweat, "Cousin, I'm your own cousin, blood is thicker than water, you won't be poisoning me, right?"
"Your face is pale, you are weak to work, you are still in a cold sweat when you have nothing to do, and your body is too weak at first glance.
In order for my uncle to be able to hold his grandson as soon as possible, this is the chicken soup that my cousin specially made for you, do you like to drink it or not, if you don't drink it, I will give it to Wu Ren. Li Xiaowu looked at Xia Ming and said angrily.
Xia Ming took a bowl, drank half a bowl of chicken soup in disbelief, and then said with an incredible face, "I'll go, it's delicious, Lin Xie, Wu Ren, Mingxin, come and drink a bowl of chicken soup to rest." ”
Li Xiaowu originally wanted to stop Lin Xie from drinking, but their hands and feet were too fast, and before Li Xiaowu's words could be spoken, they had already served the bowl and drank.
Taking advantage of the fact that the medicine had not yet attacked, Li Xiaowu smiled and secretly left the medicine field.
Half an hour later, the three men in the medicine field suddenly felt that they were full of strength, and they couldn't finish it, and the speed of cutting herbs was five times that of usual.
Cai Mingxin accidentally glanced at the crotch of the three of them, then left the medicine field with a flushed face, and rowed back to the castle by himself.
After seeing Cai Mingxin leave, the three of them glanced at each other, and then shouted in unison, "Bastard, this pit daddy's chicken soup." ”
The three of them threw down their tools and hurriedly ran back to the palace, each looking for their respective wives and solving their physiological needs.
"Hey, one by one in broad daylight, hey,...。 Li Xiaowu sat at the gate of the palace, listened to the song of making people, shook his head and sighed. (To be continued.) )