Chapter 0034: Prediction Technique The true ability of the matchmaker
Matchmaker: "You're right, let's include the He family in the list of candidates for Li Xinghua's mother-in-law." The pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info is just because the Wang family is located in a prosperous place, no matter how many people can't enjoy it, plus the family background is compared, the He family is far away, so the selection index of the Wang family is still far above the He family in the eternal residence. ”
"Yes, agree with that, is there anything else? If not, it's time for me to say it. ”
"Even if there is, it's time for you to say it, don't you want to be the opposite?" The matchmaker wanted to laugh a little when she heard the old lady's words.
Wen Pozi put forward her important weight: "What you said is only profit, and there is another half, fame! Have you ever thought of fame to account for half, this is recognized, even if you want to oppose it, it is useless." ”
"That's a big reason. No matter what the He family says, it also has the alias of longevity, which can ensure that all men live over sixty years old, which is a great reputation, as you said, the poor name of the He family, that is actually not a name, but a profit, and it cannot be compared with the reputation. And the Wang family, the old fish and cat did such a humiliating thing, and it is indeed a notorious reputation that cannot be washed away for decades. ”
It's not easy to order a family affair, a pair of young people, I don't know how many people are worried about them, some people are checking each other's three or even eight generations for them, this is not bragging, it's really like this. For example, choosing a relative for Li Xinghua does not seem worthy to outsiders, but the two old women in the bureau have already made countless multiple-choice questions.
What shameful thing did the old fish cat do?
On that day, outside the courtyard gate of the Mingli Qingxin Tea Room in Pocket Bay and the Ziyuan Fitness Center in Longwang Town, Wang Erye heard a few children shouting nursery rhymes to the short lady Tao Lifen: "New girl, walk slowly, there is a crazy dog ...... when rapeseed blossoms", there are two songs he doesn't want to hear, and this is one of them. Hearing these words, he was already angry, he wanted to make a fuss, and he vented his hair, and the pounce of the gray dog grass ball could also be said to be in the middle of it.
This point, the short lady who has only been married to the sorrowful valley for a short time does not know.
People are separated from their stomachs, and no one can be too self-righteous. Women should never think that they know a lot about men's psychology.
Wang Erye was secretly angry, not for anything else, but because he knew in his heart that the crazy dog in the nursery rhyme was not a real dog, but a new girl to beware of the 'old dog'!
2★.
This 'crazy dog' who was scolded as an old dog is Wang Erye's father and old fish and cat.
There is another nursery rhyme, which says in more detail about the bad things done by the old dog, I remember the first few sentences are like this: "The moon shines, the sister burns incense, the angry big sister Mao, the angry girl ......"
The hair of the matter has nothing to do with burning incense, and there was no moon at all that night, these two sentences are just used for inspiration.
The eldest sister Mao mentioned in this nursery rhyme is the wife of the old fish and cat.
Her mother's youngest sister is the ninth, much younger than Sister Mao, until a few years after Sister Mao gave birth to Wang Laosan, Mao Jiu's younger sister came out of the cabinet to marry and become a new girl, she is the young girl.
But on the day of the wedding, before it was dark, the bridegroom was sent out to dig deeply, and the girl did not have a round house.
It was the season when the vegetables were blooming, and the vast countryside had launched a vigorous spring ploughing and production battle under the call of the commune. At that time, although crops were still growing in the soil, and the paddy fields were still cold in winter, the dry fields were empty.
In order to work hard and quickly to realize the great goal of communism and righteousness as soon as possible, the collective organized young and strong laborers to set up a commando team to dig dry fields in the dark at night.
Dig deep and deep, that is to dig deep, dig a hoe, you have to fill a few hoes, it must be more than two feet. Digging dry fields is the most tiring and laborious, and under effective supervision, inspired by red flags and torches, there is no one who is not tired of shouting dad and mom.
It was still a collective action, several teams or even several brigades of people gathered together, hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands, from dusk to hair, that is everywhere heroes smoke at sunset, the earth moves mountains and rivers and silver hoes fall, the scene is majestic and magnificent. After digging a field and changing a field, it has to move many positions overnight, and some fields will be several miles apart, far away from home.
After nightfall, the torches are not usable at all, and most people can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, and often think that they are more than ten miles away, but maybe when they see it at dawn, they are in front of their own house.
In such an environment, there are treacherous people who hide and sleep, and even flee home.
3★.
Digging deep is from the highest directive, unless the sky falls, no one in the commando team can ask for leave, and even if they are newly married. In those years when you could get engaged with a bowl of cold water, marriage was just a small episode in life, not a big deal.
He's not a member of the commando team, and he doesn't have to dig deep. The old fish and cat husband and wife gave birth to three boys because of a cigarette, and they were regarded as good luck stars who would give birth to children, so they were honored to be the ones who sent their relatives, and they had to spend the night in the couple's house that night.
On that night, the groom was digging deeply, but the old dog and the old fish and cat touched the new house.
The cave house in the poor years was also darkly lit, and as soon as the old dog entered the room, he first covered the girl's mouth.
The old fish cat asked her not to scream, he lowered his voice and pretended to be the groom, saying that he had sneaked back, and there was no one who showed his hair.
What bride would be willing to be left out in the cold on this night?
The girl endured the pain, but the old dog didn't want to go, so she insisted on sleeping for a while and coming back. But after thinking about it three times, they both overslept, until the sky was slightly bright, and Sister Mao, who had been up early to help cook for more than two hours, brought the bride face wash in, and only then did she realize that the two were still hugging each other on the bed.
They are all their own relatives, this old dog who has been stabbed, has done this kind of thing that hits five thunders every day, what can Sister Mao do? This thing must not be spread out, so that when Sister Mao woke up the old dog, she didn't dare to slap her face, and it would be a shame to slap her face swollen out.
When the girl woke up, she knew that her eldest brother-in-law had impersonated the new official and was about to seek death immediately, so Sister Mao had to persuade: "You just want to die, and you have to drag it out for this time, otherwise, the reputation will spread, and you will not be quiet when you die, and you will have to be pointed at and scolded." ”
Sister Mao finally persuaded her sister-in-law.
But I never thought that the old dog, the old fish and the cat, was not ashamed but proud, and in less than three days, he went to the gang of men and shook out this ugly thing.
4★.
He said it with a nose and eyes, and he was ashamed to say a word, which was widely spread in the future.
What he said was: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, brother has a part!"
The news soon reached the ears of the people concerned, and the groom quietly filed for divorce because of the power of the Wang family.
When the young girl heard this, she was so angry that she vomited blood for three days, where could she still have the face to live? Unexpectedly, the river never drowned, as the legend says, she jumped three times and was rescued all three times.
She is even more faceless to live.
The people of the mother's family were very guarded, all the knives were hidden, all the ropes were collected, even the wellhead was sealed, and there were often people with them, but she was still so weak that she was caught off guard, and in the middle of the night, she ended her humiliating life with her own long petal!
Speaking of which, the young girl is better than Liu Banzhen's daughter, she fulfilled her wish and died early, but Wandou Hudou's mother has survived for so long, how painful is that?
Not to mention, it's all the ugly things of the Wang family.
Soon after the girl's death, Sister Mao couldn't open her mouth because of this incident and was angry to death.
She was also so angry that she vomited blood and vomited to death, because she vomited for more than half a year, and there was a saying that was specifically said for her death: "Ask you how much blood you can have, please look at the angry Sister Mao!"
Angry with Sister Mao, angry at the girl, the culprit Lao Yu Maozi is the representative of the Poor Association, and is the big head of the anti-landlord and anti-feudal ↑ construction that emerged from the vigorous strife ↑ level fight, as long as no one reports it, no one will take care of the hemp, although there is no hostess, he lives as well.
No one cares about hemp, but the words are everywhere, and the folk gossip, you and I make up a ballad, and the legend of this incident.
The Wang family has the reputation of the old fish and cat, that is, a girl like Li Xinghua who has no father and no mother will involuntarily marry into the family of the four wolves.
Don't talk about the ugly words.
The matchmaker said: "Wen Pozi, since you also believe that my "Water Moon Jane" has a prediction technique, then I want to briefly tell you that about fame, what you compare is only the past. I already have a feeling that the reputation of the Changshengju He family in the next thirty years will not be much better, it will only be more stinky than the Wang family, and it will not be better than the Wang family. ”
"Are you saying that in terms of reputation, not long after, the Wang family and the He family, the eldest brother and the second brother, all stink about the same?"
5★.
"Yes, about reputation, if you can still trust me, don't compare it!"
"Even if you are ruthless, when it comes to prediction, outsiders still think that they will only predict the birth period, and only we know that the birth period is only one of the things. My right to speak in front of you is only cleared. In this way, the first delicate flower in the five-flower horse still has to be located in Wang's house. ”
"Of course, of course! The Wang family is the first choice. I am a professional matchmaker, you should have understood a long time ago that you should not have fought with me in the first place. It's just that there is one point, it's a bit difficult, the three elementary schools of the Wang family are all men, and they are all at the marriageable age of Li Xinghua in the future, and choosing one of the three makes people undecided. ”
"Too many choices are not good and can confuse our discernment. In my opinion, Xinghua must be precocious physically, and her psychological maturity is not yet able to keep up, so it is best to find someone older than her. ”
Matchmaker: "Wang Laosan is the same year as her, this is excluded by you, and the second age is the most suitable." It's just that with our level, we can't figure out who the Treasure Land Qi loves the most, and my prediction skills have not been able to see the ability of the Fortune Dao. It is said that the boss has taken the lead in their generation's geographical advantages, but this is an inexhaustible geographical advantage, and it is difficult to say. So the two of us have to find a good reason to decide between Wang Da and Wang Er. ”
I don't know if Wang Sanye can't wait to be born a few years earlier after listening to this conversation?
Now I know, the four fish and cats of the Wang family, the old one is not right, Wang Da and Wang Er are all crooked, so I don't know if Wang San will be better.
The result has long come out, and Xinghua has become the eldest daughter-in-law. So, which reason did these two lobbyists find in the first place?
Wen Pozi: "When Second Master Wang was born, I also delivered the drops. You finally said that my major is up, you have to listen to me this time, there is a very important situation that must be told to you, after listening, see if you choose Wang Laoer. ”
"What's going on?"
Wen Pozi: "Wang Lao Er is also a big variable, if the two variables are added, it will be uncontrollable." When Wang Lao Er was born, it was also a difficult birth, he came horizontally, his head had not yet come, so he stretched out his hand first. ”
Those who come horizontally are called Hengsheng'er, and there is a suffix, called branches, right and wrong, and also called misfortune, all of which are born horizontally - these are all factors to be considered in the prediction technique of Wen Pozi.
"Stretch out your hand first! Reach out before the mother's womb, there will be long and short! This dick is not simple! Is he long or short?"
Wen Pozi: "Being a matchmaker is a profession that looks at the future, and being able to predict the future is the real ability of a matchmaker!"