Wen Pozi said to the matchmaker: "Ninety-nine percent of the people look down on you, and only see you as a light matchmaker, how do you know that you are the prophet of the sorrowful valley, not much worse than the third old lady's spiritual language." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info said that the first hand is already given a hint, you can guess it. ”

"When it comes to looking at the future, it is not impossible, and what you see is only possible, not necessarily possible. The level of prediction can only be divided on the probability index of probability. No matter how clever a prophet is, he can't get rid of looking at the past and thinking about the future - the future of the Wang family's kid must be combined with the Wang family themselves and the Chen family who used to live here, in order to get a rough possibility, and the probability is relatively low. Just because of the understanding of the Chen family, outsiders will not be very deep. ”

Wen Pozi: "I know. You're dragging your feet, so you'll have to think about it before you find something I already know. You think about it slowly, I will sit firmly on the Diaoyutai and wait until Xinghua is married. ”

(Some people are suspecting that this metaphor is fake, we haven't started writing online articles decades ago, how can we compare like this - it's not anyone's fault for solving the sinking boat, and forgetting that it's the prophet who is the matchmaker, when we haven't paid attention, people have already predicted, this is the prophet.) Generally speaking, if you have a short hand out of your mother's womb, most of you want to become an official, or you are going to go the wrong way, because 'the hands of people who take people are short,' and the hands of those who take bribes are not long. The people of the Chen family don't like to be officials, but they still have to be big officials. It's really hard to say how Wang Laoer's hand is extended, but in terms of its probability, the short extension may be much smaller. ”

"I'll tell you! "Wen Pozi no longer teases her elementary school sister.

"If it's a long stretch, it's a matter of paying attention to it: before the mother's womb reaches out, there are both long and short, short stretch to grasp the right, long stretch to grab the money! Long stretch also has to be divided into front and back, the front stretch to grasp the positive, the back to reach out and grab the reverse - Wang Lao Er, he is the front or the back of the hand?"

2★.

The ages of the most famous old women in Sorrow and Le Gou are easy to remember, and the four major lobbyists and the stable women outside of them are each exactly ten years apart. Ten years of personnel has been new. Sixty or seventy women, seventy or eighty matchmakers, eighty or ninety virgin mothers, ninety and one hundred and one hundred stable mothers, and one hundred and one hundred and ten dumb mothers. Old Lady Shi is not among them, she is the same as the third old lady, she is too old to age. Wen Pozi is twenty years older than the matchmaker.

This is only half-light and half-dark information, the melancholy ditch is not so simple, in the top-secret information that the water is not warm, the real four lobbyists actually do not have a quack mother-in-law, and the stable mother-in-law is! She was born late, and the four secret volumes already have masters, but the Chen family did not treat her with a disadvantage, and gave her a "Saying Nonsense", the content is mysterious. The snatcher Wu Sangu also won the favor of the Chen family and rewarded a "Various".

Sorrow Ditch is a place of longevity, and there are many people who are still alive at the age of 100, so don't be surprised about the age of these old people.

The dumb woman is not the oldest, my fourth father passed down this lineage, dedicated to the old living treasure who lives next to the Chen family, all call him 'three old women', even the dumb woman doesn't know how old the 'three old women' are, she compared that when she was still wearing the open crotch, the 'three old women' is like this, the same can still eat and wear by herself, and it has not changed much from now.

The third old lady has always lived in the big courtyard of the old peasant association, that is, on the edge of the old house of the Chen family, which is the firewood house of my ancestors. After countless years of vicissitudes, the wood-and-stone firewood house with two lengths and widths is still the same, and some people speculate that this old firewood house may not be shorter than the three grass houses of Changshengju.

The area of the abbot of Sansanmi 'Kudai' is a size that few houses use.

After the new government, the peasant associations, cooperatives, production teams, and villager groups have repeatedly changed the residence of the old people in the new era.

3★.

And the legendary six women, in the sorrowful ditch is not incomplete, there is also a 'old lady Shi', living alone in the forgotten corner, has long been not famous in the red dust, the age is not under the three old ladies, is the real old immortal, there is a secret sentence of her legend is: "Sorrowful ditch, two thousand miles, not up to the elf a history!"

Two thousand square miles is the approximate area of Sorrow Valley, this sentence is to say, don't look at her old, Mrs. Shi is the first elf and clever person in Sorrow Valley.

After gossiping, the matchmaker said: "If it is a long stretch, it is also exquisite: before the mother's womb first stretches out the hand, there are both long and short! Short stretch to grasp the right, long stretch to grab the money! Long stretch also has to be divided into front and back, the front stretch grasps the positive, the back stretches to grasp the opposite, there is also a saying that the front stretches to grab the treasure, the back stretches to grab the simmer, this is too much, so it is only circulated in the sorrowful ditch - Wang Lao Er, he is the front or back of the hand?"

Wen Pozi: "It's this annoying, I deliver so many babies, and it's not uncommon to reach out from the mother's womb, just this little thing, especially dishonest, he is caught before and after, first forehand and then backhand, first grab the front and then grab the back, the little hand opens and holds, and the catch is not endless!"

Matchmaker: "God, this Wang Lao Er is so greedy! You must not ask him to be an official, that is a matter of how wide and greedy is more lenient, if we are both twenty years younger, maybe Wang Lao Er will be the first choice for Xinghua, but for the sake of safety and control, it is better to put the second child aside and cool down." ”

Wen Pozi said: "There is another thing that makes Xinghua unable to choose Wang Lao'er." ”

The matchmaker sighed: "Also, this Wang Erzi hasn't been born yet, so there are a lot of problems, it's not a good fetus!"

People in Sorrow Gou often say that they look old at the age of three, and they never imagined that in the eyes of the stable mother-in-law and the matchmaker, the baby who is being born and has not yet given birth to the mother's womb can see a lot of content.

Through the information they received at birth, they were able to make decisions about their marriage. The two old women's abilities and ideas are obviously more suitable for the kind of arranged marriage in the old society. They are also the people who have come from the old society.

4★.

The matchmaker asked: "What happened to the second son of the Wang family when he was born? ”

"It's blood!" Wen Pozi said, "The second child was born horizontally, difficult to give birth, even if I delivered the baby in person, I used up the work, and added the unique 'push around', 'ring moving and prying' and 'tail cloth tune', etc., and finally assisted the mother to give birth to the second child safely." ”

"It's good to come out, what else can't even you handle?"

"It's not that he blames his father! It is said that curiosity kills the cat, and the curiosity of this old fish roe may harm Wang Er's life! It also aggravates the blood loss of the maternal sister Mao. You also know that if you lose too much during childbirth and confinement, it will be difficult to make up for it later. Besides, Sister Mao will be angry with the old fish cat later, which has something to do with her excessive loss this time. ”

"What the hell is going on with your hair, so serious?"

"You still don't know that when a woman gives birth, the reason why she is so particular and so taboo is that it doesn't work, in fact, the main purpose is to disturb less people, so as not to block the ground, and if you don't pay attention, you will have an accident. Any accident can be life-threatening or life-threatening. ”

"That's true, so the process of delivering babies has always been mysterious. ”

At the moment when the second boy was born, the old fish and cat who cared too much came forward to take a look. It was a difficult birth, and I was so focused on the mother and son that I didn't expect him to accidentally bump into my hand. I was really too tired at that time, and he bumped into me again, so the second boy, who had already left the door of birth in time, sent it back from my hand, which was the time difference of about one second. Coincidentally, she was knocked back and sent back, which was the first wave of heavy bleeding for the mother. You also understand, mothers with dystocia have more bleeding, and that Wang Erzi was beaten forward, drenched all over his face, and soon drenched most of his body. ”

5★.

"Oh yes, that's your jargon, it's called blood. This child, who was washed in blood at birth, will never be afraid of blood in the future. ”

"People from the outside have been kept secret, and there is no one in a million who can know this key! That is, if the newborn is careless, if the mother's blood is wet, what a huge impact it will have on the children's life - just because the child who is bleeding, whether male or female, if he is not rescued on the spot, there is a great chance that he will misbehave when he grows up, and to put it bluntly, he can't help but steal people!"

Matchmaker: "That's right! Yes, there is this to say! This is a major event related to the child's life, you should hurry up! You are old and experienced, even I know how to do it, you are an expert, and it is impossible to tie your hands, you should have been in time at that time, could it be that you will faint from exhaustion at this critical juncture, and you will miss the opportunity, right?"

Wen Pozi said: "Even the person you heard about is in a hurry, how dare I, who was fully responsible at the scene at that time, be lazy? The solution is indeed very simple - that is, immediately feed a little maternal blood to the newborn, this is the same as the inside and the outside, and if they swallow it, there will be no trouble! But I poured blood on Wang Erzi but did not succeed!"

The matchmaker was dumbfounded when she heard this: "No! Newborns are very greedy, you can use a sterilized instrument to dip a little blood and put it in his little mouth, he himself knows how to suck, maybe he will lick it, it's very easy, how can it be messed up?"

This is the so-called expert gatekeeper, all ordinary people in Sorrow Gou regard Wen Pozi as the god of the midwifery world, and always think that as long as there is a birth she takes, it is 100% perfect, and there will be no small mistakes, which is the best.

As everyone knows, in their own minds, there is no case that can completely satisfy themselves, and there will always be such and such small flaws. In the minds of people like them, the work they do is never the best, but it can be better.

The more clever the person, the more he understands the endless true di.