There is an old saying in Sorrowful Valley, the Longmen array of giving birth to children is not over when it is put up, it is longer than the lazy lady's foot wrap, and the secret door in it is poor and exquisite, and there are all kinds of taboos, too much. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wen Pozi sighed helplessly: "This is his life, even after feeding it a few times, he squeezed his mouth tightly, too strong and afraid of hurting him, three times he barely poured it into his mouth, but he slurped it out." As you know, there is also a time limit drop, and after three minutes, no matter how hard you try, it will be in vain. So ......"

The matchmaker said: "So you remind me that Wang Erzi has been born with blood, and he is likely to misbehave in the future." Based on what you said about his reaching out in his mother's womb and the bloody incident, it can be predicted that his life may be full of blood and thrills. If Xinghua is given to him for life, he will not be stable at all, and most of the time there will be a situation under Wuqi's control - in this way, Boss Wang will become Xinghua's only first choice! ”

Wen Pozi added: "Yes, Boss Wang is not very brilliant, he is stronger than the average everywhere, but he is also limited, even if he is good in the future, he will not be much better, even if he is bad, he will be limited." If it is not a great good, it will not be a great evil, for me who has sought stability all my life, of course, I still choose Wang Da. Let's talk about Wang San, I just mentioned that when Sister Mao gave birth to Wang Er, she really had too much qi and blood, and when she gave birth to Wang San, her qi and blood were really insufficient, so Wang San, who was only a few months older than Xinghua, had congenital deficiencies, so if you can choose him, try not to choose him. ”

The matchmaker also added: "Also, for Wang Er's child, you still ignore that point, that is, Wang Er's mouth seal is very tight, and he is already born and has become his nature." In this case, in the future, this person will definitely be scheming, and others can only hear what he wants people to know, and it will be difficult for others to obtain the secrets that he does not want to confide. ”

Tight-mouthed is a very important key.

The marriage plan of Xinghua was preliminarily decided.

Marriages that generally seem to be incompatible have many reasons hidden in them, and it is inconvenient for everyone to know.

2★.

Li Xinghua, who has a beautiful appearance, is not outstanding in talent, and Boss Wang, who is seven or eight years older, is an example.

The consummation of this marriage is a huge blow to the good reputation that the matchmaker has built up with great difficulty for decades.

People will say that even the matchmaker has become so snobbish, and the way of the world has really changed greatly.

Outsiders still thought that the matchmaker was greedy for how much benefit the Wang family had, or that it was to please the Wang family, so she married Li Xinghua, who was like her own relative, to an official when she was not yet fully adult.

Mrs. Wen, who is twenty years older, made a decision: "Then let's do it!" Boss Wang is not a good match, but he is very safe, and he must be used for the early maturity of Xinghua. Wait for it to be really impossible, and when you find a better one, persuade her to remarry. ”

…… On the way to Longwang Town to catch up with the scene, the matchmaker was like a quack woman, nagging and telling Uncle Wang all this with reservations, and Uncle Wang also felt that what he said was better than singing, so he opened his mouth bigger and bigger, and what he said became more and more silent.

The matchmaker said: "Boss Wang, you are an official, some of what I told you may be unscientific, some are absurd, and I will definitely win your trust." But you should be able to see that I have a good heart, and I use the credibility I have accumulated over the decades of being a matchmaker to assure you that it is all for the good of you and Xinghua. Do you understand my intention by saying this? ”

"Understood? Granny Mei, these things are thousands of reasons for you to think, but for me, what's so good? I also understand that Xinghua is old and beautiful, and she is also very young and lovely, and to be honest, with her, whether it is daily or between the beds, no matter how violent or cold I am, she can cooperate with me very well. It is fat but not greasy, sweet and sour, sweet with a slight sourness. I also really enjoy that taste, to be able to stay with her for a long time, it is indeed difficult to buy, what more can the husband ask for. But Granny Mei, you are a person from the past, and you can understand our suffering. ”

3★.

Matchmaker: "Boss Wang, I will protect this matchmaker with you, and you know how much benefit you will get from your Wang family!" ”

"Yes, yes! It was Granny Mei that you insisted that you didn't even ask for Xie Media's pig head and tail, but only symbolically charged a piece of two moon and moon red, and we Wang has always been very reluctant about this. ”

"Your marriage is not really consummated, and of course I can't take it all in and out. As long as you understand that I am pulling this red line for the two of you, it is for the good of the two of you, and I have no covetousness for you. ”

"I also understand this, and I really thank you, but what can I do with Xinghua, after so many years of hard work, I have always lived in a two-person world, and the two of them are so hot, but without a child, we can never turn two people into a family! I can't always warm my home. The more affectionate and sweet the two become, the more eager they are. Without children, the relationship between two people, for example, is like boiling water with the lid open in the moon dam - no matter how fierce the fire is, no matter how hot the water is, the moon in the water can't warm it - in the end, it is a layer apart! So I said that if you really told the second child about the apricot blossoms, my child would have at least gone to kindergarten. ”

The world is like this, if you spend your time helping others, they don't necessarily appreciate it, but complain.

"Look at your boss's heart, you're too small, aren't you? Are you taking care of your own brother? What do you mean that I, the matchmaker, ran up and down for you and Xinghua with all my heart, and finally matched you with a yellow flower girl who was seven or eight years younger than you, and her shoes were worn out, so she still ran away? And you still have to complain? You mean you don't want this leftovers, you want to let your wife change rooms, right? Want to rely on your official position to ask for a young woman again? ”

The female youth is a more euphemistic way of saying Qi in the valley, which refers to a clean woman who has not been broken. At that time, there were a lot of young women in the countryside, and it was indeed not difficult for Uncle Wang to ask for a new one.

Uncle Wang's official word has two mouths, but the matchmaker has an old mouth to report a few whys in a row, and he can't answer the question, so he has to change the topic.

"It's useless to say anything now, let's talk about it."

4★.

Uncle Wang said: "Granny Mei, having said so much, the main thing I want to say is that the apricot blossoms are still childbearing, but it's very troublesome, and it's not okay like we used to, right?" I really don't believe it. ”

"What more can I tell you? Think about it this way, the best thing to eat apricots is apricot flesh, but it is almonds that really have medicinal (educational) effects, you have been eating apricot meat for so many years, and in the same way, it is almost the same as peaches and plums, the difference is that fruits are hermaphrodites, and they naturally have fertility, but people are different, and if you don't reach that layer, you can't stand sperm, understand? ”

"You mean, the female treasures of the people in their five-flowered horses have a hard inner shell, and they need to be hard and hard to enter the inner coffin, so that they can have a pregnant Luo."

"That's pretty much it."

"This is to peel walnuts with bare fingers, no matter how clever the stew is, it is not as good as hand, right? Even if you break your nails, you can't get the ball open, so where does the ordinary simmering have that ability? Unless it is a legendary male treasure, like the stewed bun, simmered tendon, bite and don't move, can't stop, fade and can't take off, plow, dog planing, pig climbing pen, ox forward, sheep whip - these are only legends in the proverbs, how can there be such a scourge in reality? ”

"Boss Wang, you also know a lot, aren't there a lot more, why don't you continue? You men are more attentive than women, just because men have so many more treasures than women, don't you say, 'There are thousands of treasures, and there are thousands of simmering treasures?' 'What kind of treasure stirring sticks, scraping sticks, fire-tipped guns, anti-aircraft guns, slappers, shrugging sticks, pumping pumps, high-pressure pounds, double loquat nuts, dry bamboo, old smoking pots, squeezing seeds, shuttle standards, etc., are really too many to mention. ”

"More is more, all are legends!"

"Speaking of legends, that terrible Gao Yu may be a man with an anti-aircraft gun."

"If that's the case, the famous master Li may be the plum flower in the five flowers. Liang Hongyu may be the peach blossom in the five-flowered horse. Coupled with the golden flower of the golden lotus, the Song Dynasty is also a dynasty where a large number of female treasures and male treasures are present! "Uncle Wang's knowledge is not less, and he even knows all this.

5★.

Uncle Wang continued: "I just don't know what kind of fierce battle they will have when they encounter high-ranking anti-aircraft guns. Alas, if there is a record, it can also be used for reference. ”

The matchmaker disdainfully: "You men really dare to think that even if you meet, you may not be able to fight, even if it is an ancient maid, it is not casual." What's more, that red jade is a strange woman who doesn't let her eyebrows, and the husband she married is also amazing. ”

Uncle Wang is also a victim of rumors, and even the old woman's jokes have to be made: "Don't worry, are you still afraid that Gao Yu will lose money?" If you don't give birth to something, you will really waste that big era of three flowers. By the way, it may not be just Sanhua, the cousin of the head of the Lin sect is so fascinated by Gao Yu, maybe it is one of the five flowers! ”

"Phew! Phew! It stinks! No matter how much money he has, what does it have to do with me, is it possible that I want to come forward to match Wei Zhongxian with him? With this sentence, the matchmaker detained the basin to someone who had nothing to do with them, and successfully exonerated herself, which is the wisdom of the matchmaker.

"Ha, yes, yes, they're really a couple."

"Speaking of that Wei Zhongxian, if what Ye Shi wrote is true, he may be the male treasure who has the 'profit and contraction period', the so-called palace punishment is just a joke to him, he can grow up after a while, what bad things can't be done?"

"Granny Mei, where did you hear about this 'profit and contraction period' of the man. If there is really this Dongdong, the East will never be defeated again, with his ability to serve the world, can he not search the world to find the generals, and refine it himself? ”

"The world is so big that there are no wonders, only the unexpected, and nothing that does not exist." The original author of the sentence ' is still the Lord Cao Kai who coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes, do you think people's names are called in vain! The four secret scrolls are to record the strange things in the world that are not in the book, and most of the articles that record these male treasures are included in the dumb woman's "Bee Flower Paper", which can't be read by ordinary women, and if a woman reads it and gets bad, then there will be more than one golden lotus. That's why the Chen family passed "Bee Flower Khmer" to the unspeakable dumb beauty. ”